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If jafar could learn about plot and charactes he could write a sick book

He has a wonderful Pynchonesque writing style. If he could g...
Bat-shit-crazy exhilarant kitchen keepsake machete
  05/09/26
I was informed by the Morning Counsel that your attempts to ...
diverse geriatric stain shrine
  05/09/26
Obvious AI slop. Don't dishonor him like this. He's a better...
Bat-shit-crazy exhilarant kitchen keepsake machete
  05/09/26
I think its pretty good
diverse geriatric stain shrine
  05/09/26
Nah ding then you're simply not a discerning artist. There's...
Bat-shit-crazy exhilarant kitchen keepsake machete
  05/09/26
I don't really buy the "minting currency" metaphor...
diverse geriatric stain shrine
  05/09/26
You're talking to vodka connoisseur. AI has distinctive tell...
Bat-shit-crazy exhilarant kitchen keepsake machete
  05/09/26
Guy you are stupid and your soul is diseased. You haven't ch...
insanely creepy bateful resort background story
  05/10/26
A screaming comes across the sky.
Bat-shit-crazy exhilarant kitchen keepsake machete
  05/10/26
Man the opening few pages of GR really are great though
diverse geriatric stain shrine
  05/10/26
You ever did the Scamdadi Kid?
Swashbuckling Lilac House
  05/10/26
It’s ok. But part of his true gift is the stuff just f...
Citrine Police Squad
  05/09/26
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Bat-shit-crazy exhilarant kitchen keepsake machete
  05/09/26
Okay fine I'll admit it Jafar has a gift. But I actually am ...
diverse geriatric stain shrine
  05/09/26
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disgusting anal station kitty
  05/10/26
Guy who finds slop impressive tp
Bat-shit-crazy exhilarant kitchen keepsake machete
  05/10/26
it's better than most human generated slop, which is impress...
diverse geriatric stain shrine
  05/10/26
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disgusting anal station kitty
  05/10/26
You're going to hang.
insanely creepy bateful resort background story
  05/10/26
Jafar is an Artist imo Respect your betters
Bat-shit-crazy exhilarant kitchen keepsake machete
  05/10/26
Artists are mostly fags who spend their lives generating hum...
diverse geriatric stain shrine
  05/10/26
Lmao wtf is this word salad of nonsense
Bat-shit-crazy exhilarant kitchen keepsake machete
  05/10/26
(redditor)
diverse geriatric stain shrine
  05/10/26
You'll never be on Jafar's level but nice try
Bat-shit-crazy exhilarant kitchen keepsake machete
  05/10/26
Unintelligible as a goal post is a bold choice, but I respec...
diverse geriatric stain shrine
  05/10/26
Does he put on lube on his fist before he reaches up there t...
insanely creepy bateful resort background story
  05/11/26
scamilio does, yes
diverse geriatric stain shrine
  05/11/26
Who says he hasn't already?
Bossy forum gay wizard
  05/09/26
jafar fucks
blue nighttime set
  05/09/26
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Bat-shit-crazy exhilarant kitchen keepsake machete
  05/09/26
100%. I have screenshotted multiple poasts of his. It’...
Citrine Police Squad
  05/09/26
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Bat-shit-crazy exhilarant kitchen keepsake machete
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disgusting anal station kitty
  05/09/26
he's easily the best writer on this shitboart and among the ...
awkward harsh bawdyhouse
  05/10/26
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Bat-shit-crazy exhilarant kitchen keepsake machete
  05/10/26
He needs to compile all of his poasts and self-publish a boo...
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Date: May 9th, 2026 12:54 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy exhilarant kitchen keepsake machete

He has a wonderful Pynchonesque writing style. If he could get past the shizo and cobble together something semi-coherent it would win the Pultizer imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2.#49876755)



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Date: May 9th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: diverse geriatric stain shrine

I was informed by the Morning Counsel that your attempts to re-index your sins onto my account have failed miserably. The frequency simply will not take; my blood is too bitter for your kind to swallow. You are left holding a bag of spiritual counterfeit, trying to spend it in a market that only accepts the gold of genuine character---a currency you haven't minted in decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2.#49876782)



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Date: May 9th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy exhilarant kitchen keepsake machete

Obvious AI slop. Don't dishonor him like this. He's a better writer than this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2.#49876789)



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Date: May 9th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: diverse geriatric stain shrine

I think its pretty good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2.#49876791)



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Date: May 9th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy exhilarant kitchen keepsake machete

Nah ding then you're simply not a discerning artist. There's obvious AI tropes like using gold/mint/currency as a metaphor you can tell a computer wrote it. If it were written by jafar he would never use obvious, bottom barrel similes. You're talking to a card carrying worcel here. We don't fuck around when it comes to language. There are levels to this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2.#49876809)



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Date: May 9th, 2026 1:53 PM
Author: diverse geriatric stain shrine

I don't really buy the "minting currency" metaphor-tell idea. I think you decided it was likely AI first, perhaps because noone would waste time imitating this stuff, and then the rest is apophenia, and retrospective confabulation about "stylistic choices". It's like when people decide "grey goose tasted better", because they saw the bottle it came in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2.#49876824)



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Date: May 9th, 2026 2:19 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy exhilarant kitchen keepsake machete

You're talking to vodka connoisseur. AI has distinctive tells. I could ace a double blind test. Get on my level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2.#49876894)



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Date: May 10th, 2026 2:40 AM
Author: insanely creepy bateful resort background story

Guy you are stupid and your soul is diseased. You haven't changed a whit since the last time I threw you into the wall with a flick of my wrist, like a horde mook goblin extra in a musuo game. You need to get off this forum before I turn you into a toad. I don't want to consume you. I don't want to tear your soul open. Go live your life. Enjoy a nice walk on a nature trail. There are important things going on here. Don't suffer for these crooks that have called you into a resent-based penal battalion volksturm charge against a magistrate of heaven.

As for the lack of translation to fiction, no. I know what I'm doing. They want to play hardball with this, they want to ignore my warnings and very modest demands, they want to keep fucking with me and my people, I'm going to show them exactly how much fucking damage I can do to their camp of fraudsters and cutthroats and there won't be a fucking thing they can do about it. It's going to be a rout and then a slaughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2.#49878147)



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Date: May 10th, 2026 2:42 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy exhilarant kitchen keepsake machete

A screaming comes across the sky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2.#49878152)



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Date: May 10th, 2026 2:48 AM
Author: diverse geriatric stain shrine

Man the opening few pages of GR really are great though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2.#49878155)



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Date: May 10th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Lilac House

You ever did the Scamdadi Kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2.#49878662)



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Date: May 9th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Citrine Police Squad

It’s ok. But part of his true gift is the stuff just flows out of him at such length and with such frequency that it cannot be reasonably faked IMO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2.#49877007)



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Date: May 9th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy exhilarant kitchen keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2.#49877055)



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Date: May 9th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: diverse geriatric stain shrine

Okay fine I'll admit it Jafar has a gift. But I actually am kind of impressed that gemini fast can replicate it reasonably well. Also what I put into this thread wasn't as good as some of the other attempts gemini had.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2.#49877226)



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Date: May 10th, 2026 2:29 AM
Author: disgusting anal station kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2.#49878114)



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Date: May 10th, 2026 2:31 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy exhilarant kitchen keepsake machete

Guy who finds slop impressive tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2.#49878119)



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Date: May 10th, 2026 2:33 AM
Author: diverse geriatric stain shrine

it's better than most human generated slop, which is impressive enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2.#49878125)



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Date: May 10th, 2026 2:33 AM
Author: disgusting anal station kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2.#49878126)



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Date: May 10th, 2026 2:41 AM
Author: insanely creepy bateful resort background story

You're going to hang.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2.#49878148)



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Date: May 10th, 2026 2:36 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy exhilarant kitchen keepsake machete

Jafar is an Artist imo

Respect your betters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2.#49878138)



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Date: May 10th, 2026 2:47 AM
Author: diverse geriatric stain shrine

Artists are mostly fags who spend their lives generating human slop that mostly noone cares about, and when they do care it's almost always mostly due to Social Salience. Nothing get's called "Great" without first being constituted as great through a century of interpretive labor consisting of human artists and fans preening each other, like an elaborate peacock display running on dead artists with each act of exegesis adding another stratum of social debt that gets mistaken for intrinsic value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2.#49878153)



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Date: May 10th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy exhilarant kitchen keepsake machete

Lmao wtf is this word salad of nonsense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2.#49878337)



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Date: May 10th, 2026 12:13 PM
Author: diverse geriatric stain shrine

(redditor)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2.#49878490)



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Date: May 10th, 2026 12:18 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy exhilarant kitchen keepsake machete

You'll never be on Jafar's level but nice try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2.#49878499)



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Date: May 10th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: diverse geriatric stain shrine

Unintelligible as a goal post is a bold choice, but I respect the hustle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2.#49878512)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 2:26 PM
Author: insanely creepy bateful resort background story

Does he put on lube on his fist before he reaches up there to make you babble on command?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2.#49880152)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 2:48 PM
Author: diverse geriatric stain shrine

scamilio does, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2.#49880186)



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Date: May 9th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: Bossy forum gay wizard

Who says he hasn't already?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2.#49876810)



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Date: May 9th, 2026 2:23 PM
Author: blue nighttime set

jafar fucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2.#49876900)



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Date: May 9th, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy exhilarant kitchen keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2.#49876909)



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Date: May 9th, 2026 3:41 PM
Author: Citrine Police Squad

100%. I have screenshotted multiple poasts of his. It’s incredible stuff. The man has a gift. I now think of “Emilio and his various catspaws to try and degrade me back into compliance with something that’s basically just a goy scam holocaust” multiple times a day and crack up like a lunatic.

Get the man a book deal!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2.#49877006)



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Date: May 9th, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy exhilarant kitchen keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2.#49877057)



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Date: May 9th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: disgusting anal station kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2.#49877068)



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Date: May 10th, 2026 3:00 AM
Author: awkward harsh bawdyhouse

he's easily the best writer on this shitboart and among the best anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2.#49878160)



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Date: May 10th, 2026 12:18 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy exhilarant kitchen keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2.#49878501)



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Date: May 10th, 2026 12:34 PM
Author: Citrine Police Squad

He needs to compile all of his poasts and self-publish a book on Amazon. I’d easily pay $20 for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2.#49878517)



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Date: May 10th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy exhilarant kitchen keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2.#49878520)