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Why are no US sports teams named after the Romans?

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Ti...
Walnut Vigorous Den
  08/28/25
I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the...
Ivory scourge upon the earth incel
  08/28/25
Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point
navy appetizing kitty cat
  08/28/25
because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after...
free-loading codepig
  08/28/25
how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about...
racy parlour nibblets
  08/28/25
immigration from North Africa is how
Milky Coffee Pot Faggotry
  08/29/25
If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the ...
cream abnormal windowlicker
  08/28/25
Romulus and Remus would like a word
Ivory scourge upon the earth incel
  08/28/25
That’s what he’s referring to dipshit
Walnut Vigorous Den
  08/28/25
How about I Trojan your ass
sinister stag film mad-dog skullcap
  08/28/25
Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and...
Naked state
  08/28/25
Read up on the legend a bit more
Walnut Vigorous Den
  08/28/25
NHL does in Canada https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otta...
Out-of-control black national sandwich
  08/28/25
cr. forgot about them
Walnut Vigorous Den
  08/28/25
OP said US sports teams
Marvelous nursing home corn cake
  08/28/25
by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ot...
Walnut Vigorous Den
  08/29/25
no
Marvelous nursing home corn cake
  08/29/25
Eat shit
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  08/29/25
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Marvelous nursing home corn cake
  08/28/25
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insane black woman theatre
  08/28/25
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators
citrine magical rigpig church
  08/28/25
nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. ...
Up-to-no-good Range
  08/28/25
Centurions and Legion would be good names
fragrant garnet ratface marketing idea
  08/28/25
any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so ...
Up-to-no-good Range
  08/29/25
How could you forget about the Rome Emperors? https://en....
Aromatic light depressive brunch
  08/28/25
Op pwned. Growing a beard. https://www.centurapride.com/
carmine point
  08/28/25
Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders...
navy appetizing kitty cat
  08/28/25
you can’t build an empire through conquest without bei...
Walnut Vigorous Den
  08/28/25
Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republic...
navy appetizing kitty cat
  08/28/25
wow
Milky Coffee Pot Faggotry
  08/29/25
The California Gays are a major team iirc
dun maniacal library cuckoldry
  08/29/25
180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonaut...
Onyx passionate gay wizard whorehouse
  08/29/25
...
Walnut Vigorous Den
  08/29/25
I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore ...
Walnut Vigorous Den
  08/29/25
The Cleveland Commoduses
Cocky queen of the night trump supporter
  08/29/25
The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Balti...
irate geriatric stage idea he suggested
  08/29/25
But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, a...
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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: Walnut Vigorous Den

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Titans), the Norse (Vikings), even the Irish (Celtics and Fighting Irish), but none are named after the Romans. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218557)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:56 AM
Author: Ivory scourge upon the earth incel

I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the closest I could get was the Idaho Vandals, the Vandals having sacked Rome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218558)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: navy appetizing kitty cat

Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49219392)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: free-loading codepig

because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after niggistan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218559)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: racy parlour nibblets

how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about all the teams named after injuns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218604)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Milky Coffee Pot Faggotry

immigration from North Africa is how

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49222270)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: cream abnormal windowlicker

If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the founders of Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218560)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:02 AM
Author: Ivory scourge upon the earth incel

Romulus and Remus would like a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218562)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: Walnut Vigorous Den

That’s what he’s referring to dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218575)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:49 AM
Author: sinister stag film mad-dog skullcap

How about I Trojan your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218581)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: Naked state

Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and were centuries after Aeneas. That’s the joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218599)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Walnut Vigorous Den

Read up on the legend a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49219518)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:33 AM
Author: Out-of-control black national sandwich

NHL does in Canada

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottawa_Senators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218579)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:03 AM
Author: Walnut Vigorous Den

cr. forgot about them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218590)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Marvelous nursing home corn cake

OP said US sports teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49220228)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Walnut Vigorous Den

by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ottawa Senators a credited response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49222259)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Marvelous nursing home corn cake

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49222271)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: insane black woman theatre

Eat shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49222283)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Marvelous nursing home corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218602)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: insane black woman theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49219360)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:42 AM
Author: citrine magical rigpig church

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218580)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:11 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Range

nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. Shit like gladiators and centurions doesn’t sound right. Plenty of Colosseum stadiums out there. LA has the Forum, there’s the Aqueduct racetrack in NY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218598)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: fragrant garnet ratface marketing idea

Centurions and Legion would be good names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49219923)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Range

any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so did the Dallas knights.

legion would be good for soccer i guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49221791)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: Aromatic light depressive brunch

How could you forget about the Rome Emperors?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rome_Emperors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218600)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: carmine point

Op pwned. Growing a beard.

https://www.centurapride.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218773)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: navy appetizing kitty cat

Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders. U.S. sports culture wants the scrappers, not the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49219402)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Walnut Vigorous Den

you can’t build an empire through conquest without being great warriors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49219522)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: navy appetizing kitty cat

Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republican Congressmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49219689)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Milky Coffee Pot Faggotry

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49222274)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: dun maniacal library cuckoldry

The California Gays are a major team iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49221794)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Onyx passionate gay wizard whorehouse

180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonauts, occasional VAndals, Scots, Highlanders, VIkings, Norse. Weird ones like Britons and Saxons. But basically no Romans. Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49221815)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Walnut Vigorous Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49221966)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Walnut Vigorous Den

I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore seen as villains when most US sports franchises and university athletic departments were created? only reason I can think of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49222267)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Cocky queen of the night trump supporter

The Cleveland Commoduses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49222287)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: irate geriatric stage idea he suggested

The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Baltimore Christians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49222428)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, and Saints.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#50102090)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Golf Wigger



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#50102080)