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*OFFICIAL MEGAPOASTER MADNESS #MPM2025 BRACKETS & RULES THREAD 12/19*

I'll do it, but fuck you *OFFICIAL MEGAPOASTER MADNESS ...
opaque corn cake base
  12/19/25
*** THIS CONTEST IS RIGGED *** HISTORICALLY-IMPORTANT POA...
Bespoke Violent Codepig
  12/19/25
thats fucked up giving me a 16 seed imo
Self-absorbed fanboi
  12/19/25
...
opaque corn cake base
  12/19/25
dont talk to richard clock like that
Sienna Razzle Tattoo Property
  12/19/25
...
opaque corn cake base
  12/19/25
LOL Becky- that guy? He's not even GROUP A!
dead bipolar faggot firefighter blood rage
  12/19/25
Also, seeding? SP vs RSF in round 1 is fucked up. Both of th...
dead bipolar faggot firefighter blood rage
  12/19/25
thats the way the cookie crumbles sometimes. also honestly w...
High-end degenerate
  12/19/25
This should be a final 4 matchup
crawly internal respiration halford
  12/19/25
damn there are some brutal round 1 match ups
High-end degenerate
  12/19/25
I was excluded and this entire contest should be discarded a...
Bespoke Violent Codepig
  12/19/25
MPA? Well I'm heading for an early knock out I guess, time t...
Sienna Razzle Tattoo Property
  12/19/25
This is already a disaster
coiffed maniacal headpube library
  12/19/25
...
Sienna Razzle Tattoo Property
  12/19/25
...
Self-absorbed fanboi
  12/19/25
kind of bs that I'm excluded
Bespoke Violent Codepig
  12/19/25
cr hate the TSIN, not the TSINAH
Carmine Offensive Spot
  12/19/25
...
High-end degenerate
  12/19/25
The fuck is going on ITT
Honey-headed Persian
  12/19/25
speedrunning the annual MPM crashout in honor of summoningsa...
Self-absorbed fanboi
  12/19/25
...
High-end degenerate
  12/19/25
Part of MPM is every year the host flips out and decides not...
Insane Yapping Field
  12/19/25
My dog never did that. A number of times he jumped in at the...
Honey-headed Persian
  12/19/25
Yeah well who's the guy unriconically ending a post with a ...
Insane Yapping Field
  12/19/25
I'm not included?
Bespoke Violent Codepig
  12/19/25
why didnt you speak up when he was soliciting for monikers. ...
Sienna Razzle Tattoo Property
  12/19/25
I was literally in the list of monikers
Bespoke Violent Codepig
  12/19/25
this. can't be MPM w/out TSINAH's paunch and toupee!
Crusty curious old irish cottage
  12/19/25
Oh. What a dumbass host this Richard faggot is
Sienna Razzle Tattoo Property
  12/19/25
...
Carmine Offensive Spot
  12/19/25
...
Bespoke Violent Codepig
  12/19/25
RSF is gonna do to SP what SP normally does to that boy
Carmine Offensive Spot
  12/19/25
...
odious bronze sound barrier step-uncle's house
  12/19/25
...
High-end degenerate
  12/19/25
now everyone can enjoy my autopoasting script every five min...
Bespoke Violent Codepig
  12/19/25
nigger you're a 40 year old bald man give it up
Insane Yapping Field
  12/19/25
you saying I can't sperg out?
Bespoke Violent Codepig
  12/19/25
Listen, if you're going to out all of us, at least start wit...
Insane Yapping Field
  12/19/25
One per day until Christmas, then double the preceding day u...
Bespoke Violent Codepig
  12/19/25
im sure it was just an oversight from on genial hoast friend...
High-end degenerate
  12/19/25
The contest is rigged and my decision is final.
Bespoke Violent Codepig
  12/19/25
ill appoint you as my running mate and you can be VPMPM if i...
High-end degenerate
  12/19/25
Letting pumos of any kind vote is a fucking disgrace.
Narrow-minded theatre
  12/19/25
It doesn't matter man. '""'''""' just ch...
Insane Yapping Field
  12/19/25
Horrific seeding
Misanthropic poppy new version ape
  12/19/25
?
Carmine Offensive Spot
  12/19/25
180
Overrated Idiotic Ratface
  12/19/25
lulz
Soul-stirring Public Bath Foreskin
  12/19/25


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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: opaque corn cake base

I'll do it, but fuck you

*OFFICIAL MEGAPOASTER MADNESS #MPM2025 BRACKETS & RULES THREAD 12/19*

MPM2025 starts tomorrow. It is officially called the Watchmen Memorial Megapoaster Madness Tournament of 2025.

Here are the seedings and brackets: https://challonge.com/j467rjsp

Inclusion in the final 64 was based on 2025 poasting volume (my perception of it). Soe beloved poster were excluded because they didn’t post much during the year.

Higher seedings are based on my sense of who might win. Lower seeds are meaningless, below 4th seeds it was essentially random. Group allocation and match-ups are totally random (challonge’s random function). Boom is a #1 seed because I loved that guy and he’s the most iconic poster of all time and I’m very upset that something might have happened to him, so I wanted to.

Dates:

Groups A + B: 2 days of voting: 12/20 and 12/21

Groups C + D: 2 days of voting: 12/22 and 12/23

Final 32: 3 days of voting over Christmas: 12/24-12/26

Sweet 16: 12/27 + 12/28

Elite 8: 12/29

Semi-Finals: 12/30

Final: 12/31

Winner announced during 1/1

Rules:

NO PUMO OR QUOTEMO VOTES WILL BE COUNTED UNLESS THEY ARE IDENTIFIABLE/A KNOWN MONIKER

I will try to have votes up by early morning Eastern on the day voting starts for that group. Voting strictly finishes at 6am Eastern the following day.

Please identify who you are voting for by the name they are using so I am clear who you are voting for. The test is objective not subjective. If I don’t know who you are voting for, I won’t count your vote.

No pumo or quotemo will be counted unless they are identifiable or known or have a consistent identifiable email tag. I reserve the right to determine this as I see fit. There are no appeals. Each known moniker/account is allowed one vote per matchup; if they vote twice, their first time-stamped vote counts. If someone is clearly attempting to cheat with pumo alts or spamming votes multiple times from the same account or something like that, I reserve the right to nullify their votes as I see fit.

There is no appeals procedure.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2.#49521911)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Bespoke Violent Codepig

*** THIS CONTEST IS RIGGED ***

HISTORICALLY-IMPORTANT POASTERS OF SIZE WERE EXCLUDED BECAUSE OF THE HOST'S BIASES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2.#49522034)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: Self-absorbed fanboi

thats fucked up giving me a 16 seed imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2.#49521921)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:59 AM
Author: opaque corn cake base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2.#49521958)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: Sienna Razzle Tattoo Property

dont talk to richard clock like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2.#49521969)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: opaque corn cake base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2.#49521982)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: dead bipolar faggot firefighter blood rage

LOL Becky- that guy? He's not even GROUP A!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2.#49521922)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:38 AM
Author: dead bipolar faggot firefighter blood rage

Also, seeding? SP vs RSF in round 1 is fucked up. Both of them belong in the final 16, at least

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2.#49521926)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: High-end degenerate

thats the way the cookie crumbles sometimes. also honestly who would spaceporn beat? rsf has a lot of haters and isnt an insurmountable match up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2.#49521943)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:41 AM
Author: crawly internal respiration halford

This should be a final 4 matchup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2.#49522061)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: High-end degenerate

damn there are some brutal round 1 match ups

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2.#49521940)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: Bespoke Violent Codepig

I was excluded and this entire contest should be discarded as fake and gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2.#49522067)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Sienna Razzle Tattoo Property

MPA? Well I'm heading for an early knock out I guess, time to grow a beard and go pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2.#49521946)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: coiffed maniacal headpube library

This is already a disaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2.#49521960)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:03 AM
Author: Sienna Razzle Tattoo Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2.#49521963)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:04 AM
Author: Self-absorbed fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2.#49521968)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: Bespoke Violent Codepig

kind of bs that I'm excluded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2.#49522026)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:41 AM
Author: Carmine Offensive Spot

cr

hate the TSIN, not the TSINAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2.#49522063)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: High-end degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2.#49522218)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Honey-headed Persian

The fuck is going on ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2.#49522000)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Self-absorbed fanboi

speedrunning the annual MPM crashout in honor of summoningsalt's new video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2.#49522005)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: High-end degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2.#49522056)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Insane Yapping Field

Part of MPM is every year the host flips out and decides not to do it at the last minute. I think gunner skipped this tradition but my dog was a pro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2.#49522006)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Honey-headed Persian

My dog never did that. A number of times he jumped in at the last minute to do it after no one else volunteered. He still sucks.

More to the point, you are an epically shitty xo historian ohnoes. It’s hilarious how often you are dead wrong about stuff like this, yet you persist 🤣

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2.#49522015)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Insane Yapping Field

Yeah well who's the guy unriconically ending a post with a laughing crying emoji

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2.#49522021)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Bespoke Violent Codepig

I'm not included?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2.#49522022)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: Sienna Razzle Tattoo Property

why didnt you speak up when he was soliciting for monikers. maybe u dont poast enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2.#49522024)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Bespoke Violent Codepig

I was literally in the list of monikers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2.#49522028)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:30 AM
Author: Crusty curious old irish cottage

this. can't be MPM w/out TSINAH's paunch and toupee!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2.#49522043)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Sienna Razzle Tattoo Property

Oh. What a dumbass host this Richard faggot is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2.#49522065)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Carmine Offensive Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2.#49522086)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: Bespoke Violent Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2.#49522091)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:41 AM
Author: Carmine Offensive Spot

RSF is gonna do to SP what SP normally does to that boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2.#49522060)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: odious bronze sound barrier step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2.#49522074)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: High-end degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2.#49522112)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Bespoke Violent Codepig

now everyone can enjoy my autopoasting script every five minutes for the next two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2.#49522072)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: Insane Yapping Field

nigger you're a 40 year old bald man give it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2.#49522073)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Bespoke Violent Codepig

you saying I can't sperg out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2.#49522075)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Insane Yapping Field

Listen, if you're going to out all of us, at least start with the pumos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2.#49522085)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: Bespoke Violent Codepig

One per day until Christmas, then double the preceding day until New Year's. I will release a real name bracket of 64 on New Year's Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2.#49522090)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: High-end degenerate

im sure it was just an oversight from on genial hoast friend. you didn't poast enough this year to advance very far so it hardly matters. why not use your powers for good and have the script spam spaceporn pedo threads again?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2.#49522122)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Bespoke Violent Codepig

The contest is rigged and my decision is final.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2.#49522144)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: High-end degenerate

ill appoint you as my running mate and you can be VPMPM if i win if you change your script to vote gunneratttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2.#49522151)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Narrow-minded theatre

Letting pumos of any kind vote is a fucking disgrace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2.#49522175)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Insane Yapping Field

It doesn't matter man. '""'''""' just changes his name to TbfAlt420 for a couple days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2.#49522197)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Misanthropic poppy new version ape

Horrific seeding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2.#49523328)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Carmine Offensive Spot

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2.#49523350)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Overrated Idiotic Ratface

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2.#49523332)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Public Bath Foreskin

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2.#49523371)