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your brother sparking a huge argument with your shitlib sist...
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yapping federal sneaky criminal
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prestigious
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crawly old irish cottage partner
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Shimmering Apoplectic Roast Beef
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180 alcoholic candlestick maker
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  11/23/21
a terse, catty, and mysterious exchange between two of your ...
Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit
  11/23/21
lol
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effete adventurous ticket booth
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onyx gaped scourge upon the earth becky
  11/23/21
Lol this is pretty good. Love the subtlety
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crawly old irish cottage partner
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cordovan indecent karate
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Bespoke shivering range
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orange stag film
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your 12 year old nephew, who is clearly cis, announcing to e...
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  11/23/21
lmao
flickering elastic band friendly grandma
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sticky trip legal warrant
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your catty sister making snide remarks about how "oh, l...
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Mahogany zombie-like juggernaut filthpig
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an unexpectedly heated exchange between two unmarried millen...
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cerebral twinkling box office
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yapping federal sneaky criminal
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Lavender Galvanic Shrine
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cordovan indecent karate
  11/23/21
lmfao
Shimmering Apoplectic Roast Beef
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Lime brethren
  11/23/21
Fuck me.
free-loading feces
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Godawful Chartreuse Coldplay Fan Travel Guidebook
  11/24/21
jfc
180 alcoholic candlestick maker
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chrome hyperactive address
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yapping federal sneaky criminal
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burgundy fat ankles
  11/23/21
your 27 year old failure to launch brother appears midway th...
Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit
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lmao
burgundy fat ankles
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vigorous mustard new version
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flickering elastic band friendly grandma
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Lavender Galvanic Shrine
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crawly old irish cottage partner
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concupiscible heaven
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  11/23/21
your cousin's date, who is meeting for the family the first ...
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Unhinged tan dopamine legend
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Brilliant motley station jew
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flickering elastic band friendly grandma
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180 alcoholic candlestick maker
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you suddenly realize you've been talking about the chauvin t...
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yapping federal sneaky criminal
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180
flickering elastic band friendly grandma
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Harsh Stage
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Swashbuckling sanctuary
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peach histrionic dilemma
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you awkwardly trying to change the topic for 15 minutes as a...
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peach histrionic dilemma
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flickering elastic band friendly grandma
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Irradiated stead hairy legs
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your uncle huffing audibly as your 19 year old cousin insist...
Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit
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I wish we could dig up the Indians who owned the land before...
effete adventurous ticket booth
  11/23/21
180
flickering elastic band friendly grandma
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Laughsome church building
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light background story
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tempers flare at the childrens table as a child of a rich re...
Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit
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LMAO
red school cafeteria
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Shaky provocative tattoo
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your sister finally interjects into a conversation between y...
Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit
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180 barcalounger reference. you're on a roll. lol.
red school cafeteria
  11/23/21
i was thinking of the sopranos with janice's narcoleptic fia...
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lascivious lilac messiness university
  11/23/21
your vegan cousin slamming her fork down and going on a rant...
Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit
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lol
lascivious lilac messiness university
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awkward mind-boggling temple chad
  11/23/21
this is my wife's favorite so far. 100% something her mothe...
red school cafeteria
  11/23/21
You read XO with your wife?
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Dashing therapy
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cordovan indecent karate
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Lime brethren
  11/23/21
(Jonathan Franzen cutting and pasting this thread into a goo...
free-loading feces
  11/23/21
your uncle going on perplexing, long-winded rant about the f...
Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit
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diverse amethyst menage
  11/23/21
they hushed, tense conversation between your aunt and her co...
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diverse amethyst menage
  11/23/21
highly preftigious
flickering elastic band friendly grandma
  11/23/21
This is my family's thanksgiving except there is no hushed, ...
Razzle Principal's Office
  11/23/21
180
180 alcoholic candlestick maker
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balding whorehouse corn cake
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Big jet round eye
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your 38 year old cousin trying to respond politely while cho...
Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit
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flickering elastic band friendly grandma
  11/23/21
ty for the conversation starters
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"mom told me i wasn't allowed to bring my PARTNERS"...
Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit
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flickering elastic band friendly grandma
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Odious area
  11/23/21
your grandfather's delightfully oblivious conversation betwe...
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180 alcoholic candlestick maker
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stirring out-of-control deer antler base
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your brother finally says "can you speak normally for o...
Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit
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red school cafeteria
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transparent thirsty windowlicker gas station
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flickering elastic band friendly grandma
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Shaky provocative tattoo
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diverse amethyst menage
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Lime brethren
  11/23/21
(quietly slips a "Kappa" into the conversation)
Bright Nudist Rigor
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red school cafeteria
  11/23/21
you have been subtly dropping redpills on your afro-caribbea...
Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit
  11/23/21
oh this may very much happen. tbf, they know the deal alr...
red school cafeteria
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flickering elastic band friendly grandma
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hairraiser useless mediation parlor
  11/23/21
the awkward small talk around the table as you all pretend y...
Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit
  11/23/21
twist: I’m the uncle
vigorous mustard new version
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Lavender Galvanic Shrine
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Boyish antidepressant drug kitty
  11/23/21
your cousin, an underemployed 28 year old with a graduate de...
Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit
  11/23/21
actually he's 35
heady soggy corner
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Dashing therapy
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Boyish antidepressant drug kitty
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awkward mind-boggling temple chad
  11/23/21
your 10/10 second cousin, who has been creating selfie tikto...
Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit
  11/23/21
*leans over as nonchalantly as practical, trying to catch gl...
awkward mind-boggling temple chad
  11/23/21
as you poast a link to the secret tiktok liar, you notice th...
Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit
  11/23/21
no ragrets
awkward mind-boggling temple chad
  11/23/21
*after scrolling through some of her other posts, a fleeting...
Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit
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180 alcoholic candlestick maker
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yapping federal sneaky criminal
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effete adventurous ticket booth
  11/23/21
your father finally putting his foot down and telling your s...
Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit
  11/23/21
Meanwhile my dick still smells like essential oils as I obvi...
effete adventurous ticket booth
  11/23/21
"dad, i'm just trying to help people improve their live...
Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit
  11/23/21
tyft
effete adventurous ticket booth
  11/23/21
You’re making my day with this stuff
yapping federal sneaky criminal
  11/23/21
i've been sharing them sporadically with my wife. she's bee...
red school cafeteria
  11/23/21
i hope she enjoyed your custom tailored one!
Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit
  11/23/21
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flickering elastic band friendly grandma
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cordovan indecent karate
  11/23/21
180
Razzle Principal's Office
  11/23/21
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free-loading feces
  11/23/21
lol
Lime brethren
  11/23/21
180 billion
180 alcoholic candlestick maker
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Harsh Stage
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Silver Trust Fund
  11/23/21
you and your cousin lock eyes and continue to talk about how...
Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit
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light background story
  11/23/21
What is Thanksgiving like with the Secret Service watching e...
Exhilarant scarlet international law enforcement agency idea he suggested
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rose abnormal dysfunction
  11/23/21
your polite brother unconvincingly agreeing that it's "...
Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit
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marvelous home
  11/23/21
your uncle, who has been obsessed with drones for several ye...
Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit
  11/23/21
mods
marvelous home
  11/23/21
does his son work for the parks department?
light background story
  11/23/21
lmao exactly what i was envisioning
Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit
  11/23/21
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Unhinged tan dopamine legend
  11/23/21
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yapping federal sneaky criminal
  11/23/21
you pour your fourth wild turkey of the evening as you, a la...
Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit
  11/23/21
This seems grimly prescient
yapping federal sneaky criminal
  11/23/21
as you turn away to splash some angostura bitters into your ...
Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit
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flickering elastic band friendly grandma
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Dashing therapy
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flickering elastic band friendly grandma
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Blathering low-t roommate
  11/23/21
"look, i'm telling you right now i'm not going to do th...
Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit
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flickering elastic band friendly grandma
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Sadistic Weed Whacker
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dinner is suddenly interrupted when a fight between two of y...
Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit
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well-lubricated ceo
  11/23/21
in the first thanksgiving dinner you have all spent together...
Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit
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vigorous mustard new version
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your ultra religious aunt asking your cousin and her boyfrie...
Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit
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flickering elastic band friendly grandma
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gold boistinker business firm
  11/23/21
you sister silently walks away from the table after she over...
Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit
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gold boistinker business firm
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yapping federal sneaky criminal
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flickering elastic band friendly grandma
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Coiffed walnut orchestra pit cumskin
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a really bizarre argument between your mother and your siste...
Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit
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bipolar slate brunch
  11/23/21
A very catty and sarcastic exchange between your wife and he...
Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit
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Dashing therapy
  11/23/21
your mother-in-law escorting your drunk sister-in-law, who h...
Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit
  11/23/21
great thread
onyx gaped scourge upon the earth becky
  11/23/21
a tense conversation between your mother-in-law and an unkno...
Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit
  11/23/21
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flickering elastic band friendly grandma
  11/23/21
Fantastic thread
effete adventurous ticket booth
  11/23/21
your mother insisting your sister does not shout "hasht...
Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit
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flickering elastic band friendly grandma
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flickering elastic band friendly grandma
  11/23/21
the thanksgiving host, who smoked his turkey, arguing with s...
Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit
  11/23/21
lmfao
flickering elastic band friendly grandma
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bipolar slate brunch
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cordovan indecent karate
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Razzle Principal's Office
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yapping federal sneaky criminal
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Lime brethren
  11/23/21
lol
Unhinged tan dopamine legend
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floppy turdskin foreskin
  11/24/21
lmao even funnier when I looked it up and read this: Nume...
burgundy fat ankles
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Vermilion Razzmatazz Piazza
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Elite aphrodisiac clown abode
  11/23/21
your texan cousin is visiting from nyc, and accidentally let...
Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit
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flickering elastic band friendly grandma
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Elite aphrodisiac clown abode
  11/23/21
love these threads
bearded khaki chapel prole
  11/23/21
your uncle, oblivious to the fact his effeminate nephew is a...
Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit
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bearded khaki chapel prole
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flickering elastic band friendly grandma
  11/23/21
wait if my uncle's nephew is the homo...
Unhinged tan dopamine legend
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yapping federal sneaky criminal
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Emerald vibrant persian
  11/23/21
your college aged cousin and his date nora get visibly drunk...
Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit
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flickering elastic band friendly grandma
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Unhinged tan dopamine legend
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Harsh Stage
  11/24/21
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Brilliant motley station jew
  11/23/21
your hippie sister-in-law hosts dinner and surprises everyon...
Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit
  11/23/21
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bipolar slate brunch
  11/23/21
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flickering elastic band friendly grandma
  11/23/21
Wow. Gorgeous culinary decisions.
Brilliant motley station jew
  11/23/21
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grizzly theatre twinkling uncleanness
  11/23/21
you hear your brother and sister-in-law quietly arguing in a...
Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit
  11/23/21
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flickering elastic band friendly grandma
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red school cafeteria
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vigorous mustard new version
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Lavender Galvanic Shrine
  11/23/21
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diverse amethyst menage
  11/23/21
180 sir
grizzly theatre twinkling uncleanness
  11/23/21
one of the best rating threads I've ever seen
flickering elastic band friendly grandma
  11/23/21
your thanksgiving host mutters bitterly, saying something ab...
Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit
  11/23/21
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flickering elastic band friendly grandma
  11/23/21
this one and the one above about the pink in smoked turkey w...
Crystalline angry degenerate
  11/23/21
don't subject your family to gay foodie shit
bipolar slate brunch
  11/23/21
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Lavender Galvanic Shrine
  11/23/21
during dinner the host sees his nephew cutting something in ...
Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit
  11/23/21
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Lavender Galvanic Shrine
  11/23/21
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cordovan indecent karate
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vigorous mustard new version
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diverse amethyst menage
  11/23/21
spit out my drink at this one
Brilliant motley station jew
  11/23/21
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flickering elastic band friendly grandma
  11/23/21
lol
red school cafeteria
  11/23/21
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Insanely creepy self-absorbed stage faggotry
  11/23/21
the tense conversation between your grandmother and your bro...
Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit
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flickering elastic band friendly grandma
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Insanely creepy self-absorbed stage faggotry
  11/23/21
Thursday night crew ribs analyst Mark Sanchez by showing a r...
henna associate mental disorder
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seedy charcoal marketing idea resort
  11/23/21
your cousin, who owes several people at the table money, dis...
Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit
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flickering elastic band friendly grandma
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cordovan indecent karate
  11/23/21
TY
seedy charcoal marketing idea resort
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yapping federal sneaky criminal
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red school cafeteria
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Primrose pit national security agency
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Lime brethren
  11/23/21
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outnumbered native athletic conference
  11/23/21
two of your cousins, both middle aged men who have been drin...
Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit
  11/23/21
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outnumbered native athletic conference
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yapping federal sneaky criminal
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cordovan indecent karate
  11/23/21
your prepper uncle steering every conversation towards the m...
Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit
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cordovan indecent karate
  11/23/21
this is very close to how mine is gonna go
flickering elastic band friendly grandma
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bateful national
  11/23/21
your sister, a 42 year old partner at a local midlaw firm, l...
Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit
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yapping federal sneaky criminal
  11/23/21
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flickering elastic band friendly grandma
  11/23/21
presumptive 180
glassy spot
  11/23/21
your cousin, at 27 year old bartender who has never worked m...
Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit
  11/23/21
confirmed 180
glassy spot
  11/23/21
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180 alcoholic candlestick maker
  11/29/21
divisive af.
red school cafeteria
  11/23/21
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Bespoke shivering range
  11/23/21
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yapping federal sneaky criminal
  11/23/21
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flickering elastic band friendly grandma
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Ultramarine internet-worthy set goal in life
  11/23/21
a hush falls over the comfort family's thanksgiving meal whe...
Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit
  11/23/21
To be fair, *hurls bowl of steaming hot paneer saag at th...
Ultramarine internet-worthy set goal in life
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red school cafeteria
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Bespoke shivering range
  11/23/21
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:44 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:46 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:47 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:13 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:49 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:26 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:51 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:57 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:53 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:00 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:14 PM
Author: vigorous mustard new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495849)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:53 PM
Author: flatulent jewess circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43496071)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: flickering elastic band friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43497059)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:22 PM
Author: Lavender Galvanic Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498078)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:24 PM
Author: crawly old irish cottage partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498091)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 9:56 PM
Author: concupiscible heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43519852)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:57 AM
Author: Crystalline angry degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43494872)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:01 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

your cousin's date, who is meeting for the family the first time, making every conservation about cryptocurrency and blithely making remarks like "honestly, anyone still holding fiat is stupid and deserves what's coming"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43494894)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: Unhinged tan dopamine legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43494900)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Brilliant motley station jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43497029)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: flickering elastic band friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43497064)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:20 PM
Author: Excitant Striped Hyena

Claire TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498066)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: 180 alcoholic candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43502397)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: amber vivacious den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43505349)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:00 PM
Author: Turquoise keepsake machete center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43494888)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:03 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

you suddenly realize you've been talking about the chauvin trial for 15 minutes straight, and have displayed a worryingly deep knowledge of the facts of the case and why chauvin should have walked. everyone is staring at you awkwardly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43494906)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:14 PM
Author: yapping federal sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495851)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: flickering elastic band friendly grandma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43497069)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 11:31 PM
Author: Harsh Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43504904)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:43 PM
Author: Swashbuckling sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43523599)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: peach histrionic dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43494902)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:05 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

you awkwardly trying to change the topic for 15 minutes as an uncle you hardly know pitches you a "can't lose" investment after he catches wind of your crypto gains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43494915)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:06 PM
Author: peach histrionic dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43494924)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: flickering elastic band friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43497070)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:04 PM
Author: Irradiated stead hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43494913)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:07 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

your uncle huffing audibly as your 19 year old cousin insists of having a land acknowledgement before prayer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43494929)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:32 PM
Author: effete adventurous ticket booth

I wish we could dig up the Indians who owned the land before me so that I could genocide their bones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495489)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: flickering elastic band friendly grandma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43497071)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:22 AM
Author: Laughsome church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43505308)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:05 PM
Author: light background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43494917)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:09 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

tempers flare at the childrens table as a child of a rich relative calls the child of a poor relative a "dirty console peasant"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43494947)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:03 PM
Author: red school cafeteria

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495287)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:13 PM
Author: Shaky provocative tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43494974)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:17 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

your sister finally interjects into a conversation between you and your brother, who have been making subtle jokes about your sister's date within her earshot, who has fallen asleep on the barcalounger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43494993)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:04 PM
Author: red school cafeteria

180 barcalounger reference. you're on a roll. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495292)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:16 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

i was thinking of the sopranos with janice's narcoleptic fiancé who continually asks "have you heard the good news?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495376)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:14 PM
Author: lascivious lilac messiness university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43494981)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:19 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

your vegan cousin slamming her fork down and going on a rant after her mother says "see, a little butter isn't so bad" when she notices her daughter has finished a plate of "vegan string beans" made especially for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495000)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:01 PM
Author: lascivious lilac messiness university

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495269)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: awkward mind-boggling temple chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495487)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:02 PM
Author: red school cafeteria

this is my wife's favorite so far. 100% something her mother would do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43496125)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:40 AM
Author: Exhilarant scarlet international law enforcement agency idea he suggested

You read XO with your wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43505340)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:09 PM
Author: Dashing therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43496193)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:42 PM
Author: cordovan indecent karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498210)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:14 PM
Author: Lime brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498772)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:17 PM
Author: free-loading feces

(Jonathan Franzen cutting and pasting this thread into a google doc)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43494994)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:22 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

your uncle going on perplexing, long-winded rant about the future of "the team" after someone remarks that it's "just not the lions year" as the game concludes 27-6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495023)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:17 PM
Author: diverse amethyst menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43494995)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:24 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

they hushed, tense conversation between your aunt and her college aged daughter about how he's the "product of his time" as your grandfather, the head patriarch of the family, openly criticizes "the niggers and the kikes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495032)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:25 PM
Author: diverse amethyst menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495042)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: flickering elastic band friendly grandma

highly preftigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43497077)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Razzle Principal's Office

This is my family's thanksgiving except there is no hushed, tense conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498282)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:44 PM
Author: 180 alcoholic candlestick maker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43502482)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 AM
Author: balding whorehouse corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#47092932)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: Big jet round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495044)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:28 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

your 38 year old cousin trying to respond politely while choking back tears as your oblivious grandmothers asks "are you two trying to have children?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495051)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: flickering elastic band friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43497081)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: transparent thirsty windowlicker gas station

ty for the conversation starters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495045)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:30 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

"mom told me i wasn't allowed to bring my PARTNERS", your polyamorous, overweight 27 year old cousin responds when asked if she's dating anyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495067)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: flickering elastic band friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43497082)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:00 PM
Author: Odious area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495257)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:03 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

your grandfather's delightfully oblivious conversation between your middle-aged cousin and his "friend" gary about their recent trip to the bahamas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495284)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:45 PM
Author: 180 alcoholic candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43502488)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:02 PM
Author: stirring out-of-control deer antler base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495275)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:09 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

your brother finally says "can you speak normally for once?" to your nephew, an awkward 15 year old who has been speaking in gen z memes and internet slang the entire evening, resulting in a tense exchange between him and his sister (the child's mother).

you have been quietly appreciating his memes from across the table, but as 37 year old balding lawyer you have been too scared to reveal you know all of his references.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495326)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:22 PM
Author: red school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495422)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:07 PM
Author: transparent thirsty windowlicker gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495782)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: flickering elastic band friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43497084)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: Shaky provocative tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43497089)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:40 PM
Author: diverse amethyst menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498174)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: Lime brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498776)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: Bright Nudist Rigor

(quietly slips a "Kappa" into the conversation)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498786)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:05 PM
Author: red school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495300)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:11 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

you have been subtly dropping redpills on your afro-caribbean family all evening, however suddenly your college aged shitlib cousin blurts out "ted, you're really sounding like one of those alt-right nazis"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495337)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:23 PM
Author: red school cafeteria

oh this may very much happen.

tbf, they know the deal already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495426)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: flickering elastic band friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43497085)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:21 PM
Author: hairraiser useless mediation parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495411)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:26 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

the awkward small talk around the table as you all pretend you can't hear your aunt absolutely berating your uncle from the garage after he went for his 9th beer of the evening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495452)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:29 PM
Author: vigorous mustard new version

twist: I’m the uncle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495939)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:23 PM
Author: Lavender Galvanic Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498082)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:21 PM
Author: Boyish antidepressant drug kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495415)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:29 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

your cousin, an underemployed 28 year old with a graduate degree, launching into a passionate, red-faced rant after your boomer uncle opines for the 5th time this evening that "this generation just doesn't want to work"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495467)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:45 PM
Author: heady soggy corner

actually he's 35

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495601)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Dashing therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43496204)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:35 AM
Author: Boyish antidepressant drug kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#47093052)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:28 PM
Author: awkward mind-boggling temple chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495464)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

your 10/10 second cousin, who has been creating selfie tiktoks most of the evening, getting into a petulant argument when her mother insists she puts her phone away during dinner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495484)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:33 PM
Author: awkward mind-boggling temple chad

*leans over as nonchalantly as practical, trying to catch glimpse of her screen name*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495502)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

as you poast a link to the secret tiktok liar, you notice the link is purple. suddenly, you have a very shocking realization...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495634)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:09 PM
Author: awkward mind-boggling temple chad

no ragrets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495795)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:12 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

*after scrolling through some of her other posts, a fleeting sense of shame passes over you as your toss a soiled tissue into the trashcan*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495826)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:32 PM
Author: 180 alcoholic candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43502404)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:16 PM
Author: yapping federal sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495863)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:29 PM
Author: effete adventurous ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495466)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:32 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

your father finally putting his foot down and telling your sister to "cut the crap", who has been trying to pitch her mlm wares the entire evening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495497)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:35 PM
Author: effete adventurous ticket booth

Meanwhile my dick still smells like essential oils as I obviously did not grasp the intended use of what I was buying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495522)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:43 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

"dad, i'm just trying to help people improve their lives. muscadine wine was just telling me how his hudson valley pine aromatherapy incense set has done wonders on relaxing him"

"incense?" you wonder internally, as the smell emanating from your pants, not unlike a cheap pine car air-freshener, noticeably overpowers the smell of thanksgiving dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495581)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:56 PM
Author: effete adventurous ticket booth

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495687)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:17 PM
Author: yapping federal sneaky criminal

You’re making my day with this stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495869)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:59 PM
Author: red school cafeteria

i've been sharing them sporadically with my wife. she's been laughing her ass off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43496110)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:36 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

i hope she enjoyed your custom tailored one!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43496376)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: flickering elastic band friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43497093)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:43 PM
Author: cordovan indecent karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498216)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:01 PM
Author: Razzle Principal's Office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498317)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:13 PM
Author: free-loading feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498767)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:17 PM
Author: Lime brethren

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498792)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:33 PM
Author: 180 alcoholic candlestick maker

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43502410)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:35 PM
Author: Harsh Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43503017)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: Silver Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495480)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:35 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

you and your cousin lock eyes and continue to talk about how crazy the weather has been, pretending to not see your grandfather being whisked away by his wife after he audibly shit his pants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495517)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:53 PM
Author: light background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495667)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:45 AM
Author: Exhilarant scarlet international law enforcement agency idea he suggested

What is Thanksgiving like with the Secret Service watching everything?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43505353)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:43 PM
Author: rose abnormal dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495590)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

your polite brother unconvincingly agreeing that it's "just like the real thing" as your other brother's wife slices another piece of previously untouched tofurky onto his plate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495616)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:48 PM
Author: marvelous home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495627)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:51 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

your uncle, who has been obsessed with drones for several years now, grabs your arm and pulls you back into a conversation you were trying to escape regarding upcoming drone models you could not care less about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495654)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:52 PM
Author: marvelous home

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495657)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:52 PM
Author: light background story

does his son work for the parks department?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495661)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:56 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

lmao exactly what i was envisioning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495685)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Unhinged tan dopamine legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43496202)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:12 PM
Author: yapping federal sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495832)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:15 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

you pour your fourth wild turkey of the evening as you, a lawyer, try to remain calm as you explain to your college aged niece why you think you think judge schroeder was unbiased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495860)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:19 PM
Author: yapping federal sneaky criminal

This seems grimly prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495880)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:23 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

as you turn away to splash some angostura bitters into your drink, she doesn't notice your exaggerated eye roll as she mentions "state lines" for the 20th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495896)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: flickering elastic band friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43497095)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:12 PM
Author: Dashing therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43496220)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: flickering elastic band friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43497094)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:25 PM
Author: Blathering low-t roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495906)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:27 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

"look, i'm telling you right now i'm not going to do that" your uncle says defiantly, as your sister pleads for the family to use her child's preferred pronouns, who is running late to dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495924)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: flickering elastic band friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43497098)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:25 PM
Author: Sadistic Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495909)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:29 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

dinner is suddenly interrupted when a fight between two of your teenage cousins literally comes to blows in the family room. later you hear that the argument was regarding a feud between two obscure twitch streamers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495938)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:29 PM
Author: well-lubricated ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495934)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:36 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

in the first thanksgiving dinner you have all spent together since your father's passing, your other siblings exchange sarcastic and subtle references to their dissatisfaction over how the estate was divided.

"it's great that we still get to have dinner in the family home", says your brother, right after he made a comment implying you received the house for less than market value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495980)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:32 PM
Author: vigorous mustard new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495956)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:38 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

your ultra religious aunt asking your cousin and her boyfriend, who are cohabitating, progressively more intrusive and judgmental questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495988)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:36 PM
Author: flickering elastic band friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43497103)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:38 PM
Author: gold boistinker business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43495993)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:41 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

you sister silently walks away from the table after she overhears a your dad tell his brother "yeah, and that jogging nigger got what was coming to him, too"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43496014)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:59 PM
Author: gold boistinker business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43496108)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: yapping federal sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43496997)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: flickering elastic band friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43497108)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:59 PM
Author: Coiffed walnut orchestra pit cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43496111)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:15 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

a really bizarre argument between your mother and your sister-in-law regarding whether sage should be in stuffing. your mother appears visibly upset for the reminder of the evening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43496232)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:03 PM
Author: bipolar slate brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43496135)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:19 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

A very catty and sarcastic exchange between your wife and her sister regarding the fact your sister-in-law was the only family member who didn't purchase one your daughter's joe corbi pizzas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43496254)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Dashing therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43496144)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:35 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

your mother-in-law escorting your drunk sister-in-law, who has been ranting about her "asshole husband" who recently had an affair someone half his age, away from the table and having a terse conversation with her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43496360)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 4:20 PM
Author: onyx gaped scourge upon the earth becky

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43496641)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 4:23 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

a tense conversation between your mother-in-law and an unknown female member of your wife's family from the kitchen regarding the allocation of leftovers. months later, you will learn that this led to an irreconcilable rift and they are no longer on speaking terms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43496663)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: flickering elastic band friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43497109)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:08 PM
Author: effete adventurous ticket booth

Fantastic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43496941)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:11 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

your mother insisting your sister does not shout "hashtag girlboss thanksgiving!" after prayer, arguing that lettering her record the prayer for marketing material for her mlm business is as far as they'll go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43496959)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: flickering elastic band friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43497111)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:25 PM
Author: flickering elastic band friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43497042)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

the thanksgiving host, who smoked his turkey, arguing with several older women that the pinkness is natural and it's not undercooked. later, a significant amount of turkey is microwaved for fifteen minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43497058)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: flickering elastic band friendly grandma

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43497114)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:41 PM
Author: bipolar slate brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43497124)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:45 PM
Author: cordovan indecent karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498223)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:08 PM
Author: Razzle Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498347)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: yapping federal sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498780)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:22 PM
Author: Lime brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498829)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Unhinged tan dopamine legend

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43500221)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 11:42 PM
Author: floppy turdskin foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43504949)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:00 AM
Author: burgundy fat ankles

lmao even funnier when I looked it up and read this:

Numerous callers to the USDA Meat and Poultry Hotline report being alarmed when seeing "pink." To them, it means "unsafe" or "under-done." ... Turkey can remain pink even after cooking to a safe minimum internal temperature of 165 °F. The meat of smoked turkey is always pink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43510601)



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Date: November 16th, 2023 1:14 PM
Author: Vermilion Razzmatazz Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#47063188)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:25 PM
Author: Elite aphrodisiac clown abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43497048)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

your texan cousin is visiting from nyc, and accidentally lets slip he is not vaxx'd after telling everyone he is. a car full of several family members quickly leaves to go to the drug store and buy a large box of covid rapid tests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43497079)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:39 PM
Author: flickering elastic band friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43497119)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: Elite aphrodisiac clown abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43497122)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: bearded khaki chapel prole

love these threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43497061)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

your uncle, oblivious to the fact his effeminate nephew is a homosexual, announces he's always thought gilbert & sullivan and most other musicals are "faggy".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43497086)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:45 PM
Author: bearded khaki chapel prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43497146)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:49 PM
Author: flickering elastic band friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43497164)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:45 AM
Author: Unhinged tan dopamine legend

wait if my uncle's nephew is the homo...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43500227)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 9:05 AM
Author: yapping federal sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43505856)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: Emerald vibrant persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43497063)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

your college aged cousin and his date nora get visibly drunk and starting getting handsy at the table, which everyone tries to ignore. you swear he whispers something about "tiny little naughty farties" to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43497099)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:39 PM
Author: flickering elastic band friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43497116)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Unhinged tan dopamine legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43500228)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:56 PM
Author: Harsh Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43503113)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: Brilliant motley station jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43497067)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

your hippie sister-in-law hosts dinner and surprises everyone by announcing that it's "completely pescetarian!" when they arrive. however, as dinner is being served the doorbell rings, and a large boston market turkey is delivered, ordered by you brash uncle. the uncle and your sister-in-law have a terse and sarcastic exchange, which everyone tries to ignore. ultimately there is a lot of leftover fish but the turkey is gone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43497110)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:42 PM
Author: bipolar slate brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43497126)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:43 PM
Author: flickering elastic band friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43497132)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Brilliant motley station jew

Wow.

Gorgeous culinary decisions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498200)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:33 PM
Author: grizzly theatre twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43497090)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

you hear your brother and sister-in-law quietly arguing in a separate room. "i told you not to invite him" you hear, as a lifted f-350 with loud exhaust sporting a gadsden flag and trump 2024 flag pulls into the driveway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43497123)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:42 PM
Author: flickering elastic band friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43497129)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 6:24 PM
Author: red school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43497345)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: vigorous mustard new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43497373)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:23 PM
Author: Lavender Galvanic Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498080)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:40 PM
Author: diverse amethyst menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498182)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:51 PM
Author: grizzly theatre twinkling uncleanness

180 sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43499267)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: flickering elastic band friendly grandma

one of the best rating threads I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43497107)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:43 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

your thanksgiving host mutters bitterly, saying something about j kenji lopez, as the group of women loudly cackle "much better!" as they pour copious amounts of gravy on their nuked, dry turkey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43497131)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:43 PM
Author: flickering elastic band friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43497135)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:47 PM
Author: Crystalline angry degenerate

this one and the one above about the pink in smoked turkey will definitely happen in my house and it will fucking piss me off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43497156)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:51 PM
Author: bipolar slate brunch

don't subject your family to gay foodie shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43497171)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:20 PM
Author: Lavender Galvanic Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498067)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:27 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

during dinner the host sees his nephew cutting something in the kitchen on his marble counter, and suddenly springs from his chair shouting "that's a $1,999.99 nippon steel blade you animal!" the host's brother, the child's parent, takes his brother aside and you hear a tense conversation, at one point your hear him say "your stupid little knife hobby is getting out of control".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498106)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:37 PM
Author: Lavender Galvanic Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498141)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:51 PM
Author: cordovan indecent karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498255)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:09 AM
Author: vigorous mustard new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43500135)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: diverse amethyst menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498194)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:43 PM
Author: Brilliant motley station jew

spit out my drink at this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498215)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:45 PM
Author: flickering elastic band friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498226)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:03 PM
Author: red school cafeteria

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498720)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:37 PM
Author: Insanely creepy self-absorbed stage faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498149)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:42 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

the tense conversation between your grandmother and your brother's date: a black woman. it mostly goes ok, although everyone squirms when you grandmother, attempting to be gregarious, announces "this one's one of the good ones!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498211)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:46 PM
Author: flickering elastic band friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498232)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:48 PM
Author: Insanely creepy self-absorbed stage faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498240)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:05 PM
Author: henna associate mental disorder

Thursday night crew ribs analyst Mark Sanchez by showing a replay of the infamous “butt fumble.” You drunkenly claim that Sanchez would have 5 Super Bowls by now if he were in the Patriots system while Brady would be the one doing butt stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498330)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:39 PM
Author: seedy charcoal marketing idea resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498158)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:45 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

your cousin, who owes several people at the table money, discussing the merits of the various bronco models and why it "it ultimately just made sense" to get the founder's edition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498224)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:46 PM
Author: flickering elastic band friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498229)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: cordovan indecent karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498268)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: seedy charcoal marketing idea resort

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498270)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:06 PM
Author: yapping federal sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498333)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:04 PM
Author: red school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498723)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: Primrose pit national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498779)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: Lime brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498841)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: outnumbered native athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498222)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:49 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

two of your cousins, both middle aged men who have been drinking since noon, having a conversation about the final season of game of thrones, which starts gregariously but eventually devolves into bitter, heated exchange.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498248)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: outnumbered native athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498283)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: yapping federal sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498796)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:52 PM
Author: cordovan indecent karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498267)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:54 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

your prepper uncle steering every conversation towards the merits of physical silver, different types of dried food options, and the certainty of an economic apocalypse in the very near future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498276)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:59 PM
Author: cordovan indecent karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498305)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:27 PM
Author: flickering elastic band friendly grandma

this is very close to how mine is gonna go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498856)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:01 PM
Author: bateful national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498316)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:07 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

your sister, a 42 year old partner at a local midlaw firm, lecturing your cousin, a 22 year old college senior who is recently engaged, on how kids and family can wait, but delaying a graduate education and career can have disastrous consequences.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498340)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: yapping federal sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498798)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:27 PM
Author: flickering elastic band friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498859)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:40 PM
Author: glassy spot

presumptive 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498590)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:48 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

your cousin, at 27 year old bartender who has never worked more than part time, having an argument with your uncle, a former pipefitter who retired early on social security disability due to a questionable injury, having a heated debate about the economy and generational attitudes. the thrust of both of their arguments is that the other generation is entitled and lazy, which is the source of most of the economic problems in the world today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498629)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:52 PM
Author: glassy spot

confirmed 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498655)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:02 PM
Author: 180 alcoholic candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43529477)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:05 PM
Author: red school cafeteria

divisive af.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498733)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:10 PM
Author: Bespoke shivering range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498755)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: yapping federal sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498800)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:27 PM
Author: flickering elastic band friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498860)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:58 PM
Author: Ultramarine internet-worthy set goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498686)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

a hush falls over the comfort family's thanksgiving meal when your bleeding heart cousin suggests we simply deport the niggers and kikes rather than exterminate them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498703)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:04 PM
Author: Ultramarine internet-worthy set goal in life

To be fair,

*hurls bowl of steaming hot paneer saag at the wall*

"WHITE FUCKING POWER!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498727)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:05 PM
Author: red school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498736)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:10 PM
Author: Bespoke shivering range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498757)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: flickering elastic band friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498842)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:26 PM
Author: Lime brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498851)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:55 AM
Author: yapping federal sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43500039)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 10:18 AM
Author: cordovan indecent karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43500601)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: flickering elastic band friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498844)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:04 PM
Author: Bespoke shivering range

Can we please comingle this with the "I want to fuck my sister-in-law and she's making it hard for me to resist" threading?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498728)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:12 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

your wife telling your sex-positive sister-in-law "ok, enough is enough" when she hears her ask your 14 year old daughter how frequently she masturbates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498762)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:12 PM
Author: Bespoke shivering range

oh god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498764)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:19 PM
Author: yapping federal sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498809)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: flickering elastic band friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498846)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:51 AM
Author: Unhinged tan dopamine legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43500244)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 9:12 AM
Author: vigorous mustard new version

whoa boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43500310)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:45 PM
Author: floppy turdskin foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43503616)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:06 PM
Author: Cerise locale incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498738)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

your uncle and step-cousin's three-hour long argument over whether January 6th people are insurrectionists or patriots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498795)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:28 PM
Author: Cerise locale incel

lmao this conversation will take place, and run its course in >5 minutes, after which the guys go quiet for 2 hours until cousin brings out a dusty bottle of brandy, says “fuck politics let’s talk about that Clemson game”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498866)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: Chestnut fanboi public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498843)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:39 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

your double-masked cousin polling each guest what they have individually done to combat white supremacy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498913)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:42 PM
Author: Chestnut fanboi public bath

FUCK YES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43498928)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:10 AM
Author: flickering elastic band friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43499325)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:18 AM
Author: deranged gunner masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43499345)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:21 AM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

the awkward conversation between you and your niece's boyfriend as you try to make him feel comfortable, despite the fact everyone knows that 45 min earlier your brother berated him after catching him wrist deep in your niece in the basement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43499353)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:27 AM
Author: deranged gunner masturbator

this actually could happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43499376)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: yapping federal sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43500036)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:23 AM
Author: electric ebony casino dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43499357)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:28 AM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

your nephew, clearly stoned, incoherently ranting about the nature of the universe to your grandmother, who is nodding along and seemingly interested in what he's saying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43499381)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 1:12 AM
Author: red school cafeteria

grandma going to bed, pulling the comforter tightly by her chin..."that geoff is the only motherfucker with any sense in this house. oh well."

she was fully aware that geoff was stoned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43499525)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:54 AM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

*pops 50mg edible before putting on her "stories", i.e. wheel of fortune and jeopardy*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43500116)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Opaque cuck field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43500118)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:01 AM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

the moment when you stoic uncle finally snaps and curses at your cunt aunt, who has been carping on him all evening. the comment that did it was "oh, don't worry about passing the stuffing henry, i'll just reach across everyone and grab it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43500127)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 11:11 AM
Author: red school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43500811)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:22 PM
Author: Opaque cuck field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43502362)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:52 AM
Author: Sinister Rigpig

Oh shit am I too late? 180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43500246)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 9:01 AM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

your aunt and mother arguing over how much longer they have to wait for your ne'er-do-well cousin before you start eating. after delaying dinner for 45min, johnny shows up during prayer wearing a wrinkled nirvana t-shirt and reeking of cigarettes and weed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43500270)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 9:54 AM
Author: flickering elastic band friendly grandma

Have experienced nearly this exact situation, the piece of shit complained that we started without him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43500487)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:00 PM
Author: bearded khaki chapel prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43501067)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:31 PM
Author: 180 alcoholic candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43502399)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:28 PM
Author: Spectacular personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43502386)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:42 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

your uncle asks his sister-in-law, the host, "where's rufus this year?", unaware that rufus was struck by a car last month and she's still not over her beloved chow-chow being mowed down. after bravely trying to choke down tears, she excuses herself to the kitchen ostensibly to carve some more turkey. the table engages in desperate small talk as they ignore her quiet sobbing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43502470)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:43 PM
Author: Spectacular personal credit line

Good Lord, it's like you know my sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43502474)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:29 PM
Author: 180 alcoholic candlestick maker

180 work, rate me please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43502389)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:45 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

the lecture your grandmother is giving your shitlib female cousin, who has gauges and visible tattoos, over what it means to be a proper woman. the guests shift uncomfortably when grandma begins recounting stories of her youth, which include several anecdotes of casual sexual harassment, which she seems to recount with glee and nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43502489)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:56 PM
Author: 180 alcoholic candlestick maker

180. this has actually happened in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43502563)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 4:08 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

"when i was a typist for the bell corporation, my manager mr. cunningsworth was one of those jolly sorts. if he caught you gossiping with the other girls he would give your bottom such a pinch! i'd wear two sets of undergarments even in the summer. he was such a joyful soul. one christmas party he emerged from his office in a telephone booth box with a hole cut out and his little pecker hanging out, painted bright yellow! holding a sign that read 'ring the bell for your holiday bonus!' us gals all knew his playfully devilish ways and had such a laugh. dorthey, one of the new girls, took the rascal's bait and give it a tug! we laughed and laughed. he said 'you're going to demonstrate more moxie than that, young lady! follow me to my office.' dorthey emerged half an hour later, and we had quite the gas explaining the prank and how there was no bonuses for first year girls.

oh, she looked so low, poor girl. never got to know the gal too well, come to think of it. she was diagnosed with hysteria and sent off to hillsboro county institution some time after that. oh, but we had such a jolly time gossiping about that party! mary-anne made a delightful bowl of fresh eggnog that i still dream about. i wish she would give out that recipe, but she refused to share."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43502608)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 4:10 PM
Author: bipolar slate brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43502613)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:31 PM
Author: flickering elastic band friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43503269)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 9:21 PM
Author: Brilliant motley station jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43504205)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 2:27 AM
Author: glittery nursing home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43505440)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 9:09 AM
Author: yapping federal sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43505869)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:04 PM
Author: 180 alcoholic candlestick maker

Thread of the The Year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43529488)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:30 PM
Author: flickering elastic band friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43503267)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 9:07 AM
Author: yapping federal sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43505863)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:45 PM
Author: anal titillating yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43502487)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:48 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

the grand negotiation of female guests over the allocation of cleaning duties, which is treated with the seriousness of a un meeting, as the male guests watch the cowboys game in a hazy whiskey and tryptophan induced stupor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43502510)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:09 PM
Author: anal titillating yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43503478)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:51 PM
Author: brass factory reset button location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43502522)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:59 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

the conversation your nocoiner couisin is having to no one in particular as he bitterly mutters "hope he enjoys it while it lasts, the bottom is coming soon" as he crypto advocate brother, who spent all of last thanksgiving talking about something called SOL, arrives in a 2021 Aventador.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43502575)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:31 PM
Author: flickering elastic band friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43503275)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:46 PM
Author: floppy turdskin foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43503623)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: marvelous home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43502946)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:25 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

an outwardly pleasant discussion between three adult men over which two will get a turkey leg. keen observers realize this will establish the pecking order and alpha status.

over dinner tony, a union laborer, shouts at mel, of counsel at a mid ranked vault firm: "see bro, i told you the wing is just as good"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43502982)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:36 PM
Author: marvelous home

*shitlaw king gets the biggest leg, union laborer mewls in the corner and submissively urinates*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43503028)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:43 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

mikey larker, a local personal injury lawyer, and his wife, who are "close friends" of your 24 year old niece, make a brief appearance to say hi after dinner. larker doesn't have a single bite, but manages to get a business card into the hands of every guest at the table and leave a wonderful impression on everyone. your niece heads out early with the larkers, explaining that "i wanna take a quick dip in their hot tub, it's such a treat on the first brisk night of the year."

afterwards, you wonder why your niece didn't run upstairs to grab her bathing suit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43503070)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:52 PM
Author: marvelous home

*shitlaw king chuckles to self. "heh, she likes to fuck" he mutters to no one in particular*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43503103)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:06 PM
Author: 180 alcoholic candlestick maker

*his bug-eyed azn wife nods in agreement*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43529495)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:31 PM
Author: flickering elastic band friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43503276)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:01 PM
Author: contagious bawdyhouse codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43503437)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:53 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

after losing the debate over whether dishes should be served family style or buffet style, everyone ignoring your bitter aunt's snide comments about "oh, this is MUCH more efficient" every time she has to pass a dish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43503654)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:48 PM
Author: flickering elastic band friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43504055)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 5:35 AM
Author: Spectacular personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43505594)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:43 PM
Author: floppy turdskin foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43503610)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:55 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

the whispered, confused debate about what you meant when you said you are thankful for "the flying j off exit 32"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43503662)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:48 PM
Author: flickering elastic band friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43504054)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:07 PM
Author: 180 alcoholic candlestick maker

and BIG Earl! can't forget about him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43529503)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:45 AM
Author: amber vivacious den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43505356)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 7:34 AM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

your niece, a 27 year old seventh grade teacher and proponent of critical race theory, and your uncle, a man who posts boomer memes warning about socialism and critical race theory all day on facebook, who have been strategically seated at opposite ends of the table, having a literal shouting match back and forth over the definition of "white supremacy"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43505664)



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Date: December 1st, 2021 1:36 AM
Author: amber vivacious den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43537336)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 2:00 AM
Author: Exhilarant scarlet international law enforcement agency idea he suggested

180++

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43505391)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 7:39 AM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

your apolitical nephew desperately trying to engage you conversation to save himself from an uncle who has been harping non-stop on how the media is suppressing hunter biden stories

(this will be my last rating, wouldn't be right to do them after thanksgiving, and i am a foodie faggot who got up at 1am to smoke a turkey and am turning off xo to spend the day with fam. i love you all FRIENDS and hope you have a wonderful thanksgiving)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43505670)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 7:48 AM
Author: Elite aphrodisiac clown abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43505680)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:01 AM
Author: red school cafeteria

it was a herculean lift and should be applauded.

now this...THIS is content, people!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43510608)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:18 AM
Author: burgundy fat ankles

Amazing!!! Thread of the year for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43510688)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: cordovan indecent karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43514325)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:02 AM
Author: Salmon Talented Wagecucks Mexican

First classic thread in years, worthy of Krampus and that Asian midget lawyer dude with the anime ratings like GIRL UND PANZER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43510611)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 9:51 PM
Author: flickering elastic band friendly grandma

please respond to this thread indicating which of these conversations took place at your Thanksgiving, thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43519822)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:06 PM
Author: bearded khaki chapel prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43520169)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:44 PM
Author: flickering elastic band friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43523601)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:48 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4972970&mc=54&forum_id=2

GORGEOUS happy get together with 180 family and no divisiveness! fuck libs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43523618)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:19 PM
Author: flickering elastic band friendly grandma

180 fuck libs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43523757)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 9:58 PM
Author: concupiscible heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43519862)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:39 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

you lying to your aunt that you didn't bring your commercial meat slicer because "it, uh, doesn't work well on roast turkey."

(there are a handful of notable poasters i've thought of responses for, and i reserve the right to reply if they poast)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43523583)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 5:46 AM
Author: 180 alcoholic candlestick maker

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43531539)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:44 PM
Author: Bistre Church Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43523602)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit

a lib guest spontaneously combusting in anger as a blonde haired, blue eyed extremely happy and GORGEOUS family with two goldens and a golden puppy join hands and give an extremely devout, heartful, and humble prayer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43523615)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:14 PM
Author: Bistre Church Hominid

1800000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

https://images.camaelshirt.com/2021/07/jesus-is-my-savior-golden-retriever-is-my-therapy-poster-canvas-decor-art.jpg

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43523742)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:00 PM
Author: 180 alcoholic candlestick maker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43529470)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:06 PM
Author: Bistre Church Hominid

Golden Lives Matter!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43529496)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 9:43 PM
Author: flickering elastic band friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43530254)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:20 PM
Author: Bistre Church Hominid

And while we're on the subject, I also now think of you whenever I see golden retrievers, lmao (ever since we discussed golden retrievers at TTTs).

We are kindred spirits, I agree - always finding the beautiful Easter eggs, the windows into Heaven, the love in the ruins hiding in plain sight, oases amid the lib graffiti.

As Dostoevsky said in Brothers Karamazov:

"There was so much of God's glory around me, and I lived in shame: I didn't notice the beauty and the glory of it all."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43523760)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: diverse amethyst menage

such a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43531542)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 5:50 AM
Author: 180 alcoholic candlestick maker

thread of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43531544)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 5:50 AM
Author: diverse amethyst menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43531545)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 3:02 AM
Author: duck-like gaming laptop dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#43617165)



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Date: November 16th, 2023 1:04 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#47063153)



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Date: November 16th, 2023 1:07 PM
Author: Vermilion Razzmatazz Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#47063158)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 10:40 AM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#47092855)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:04 AM
Author: yapping federal sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#47092936)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:36 AM
Author: Boyish antidepressant drug kitty

Thanks for the content gunneratttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#47093056)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 7:42 AM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#48355177)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Chest-beating Impertinent Property Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2.#49427890)