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🚨 POLL: What will TRUMP announce TONIGHT (4/1) at 9pm EST?

Prediction: Declare victory and a "conditional" en...
excitant yellow whorehouse shitlib
  04/01/26
Some bullshit lies on behalf of his masters and to play the ...
vivacious emerald area tank
  04/01/26
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Vibrant Ruby Multi-billionaire Principal's Office
  04/01/26
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Mewling citrine range rigor
  04/01/26
despite our great attempts at negotiating - and i gotta say,...
big organic girlfriend theatre
  04/01/26
I just saw an x post that some polymarket account that has c...
Exciting topaz new version kitchen
  04/01/26
oil is pumping and market dumping into the close.
big organic girlfriend theatre
  04/01/26
He's receiving the TBF Medal of Israeli Honor
Vibrant Ruby Multi-billionaire Principal's Office
  04/01/26
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excitant yellow whorehouse shitlib
  04/01/26
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Mewling citrine range rigor
  04/01/26
More American tax $$$ and lives for "Israel"
Odious Fuchsia Blood Rage Affirmative Action
  04/01/26
its quite possible that this orange idiot hasnt even decided...
Bisexual light azn
  04/01/26
He's gonna wish all his MAGA supporters a Happy Pesach and a...
Vibrant Ruby Multi-billionaire Principal's Office
  04/01/26
why ask us? ask bibi
Tan Crawly Potus Toilet Seat
  04/01/26
Just touting accomplishments and reiterating his previous de...
multi-colored sticky foreskin
  04/01/26
He's going to announce a draft lottery as an April Fool's jo...
Trip piazza
  04/01/26
with the first pick in the 2026 iran war draft, the united s...
big organic girlfriend theatre
  04/01/26
rolling out the fog of war: vague reassurance that the war w...
blue point athletic conference
  04/01/26
*nailed it*
blue point athletic conference
  04/02/26
He's going to announce a new cryptocurrency
Dun Internet-worthy Garrison
  04/01/26
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vivacious emerald area tank
  04/01/26
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charcoal corner persian
  04/01/26
maybe a new edition of the Trump Bible(tm)
plum roast beef dragon
  04/01/26
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Mewling citrine range rigor
  04/01/26
Khargcoin
Apoplectic flushed weed whacker
  04/01/26
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supple national
  04/01/26
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vivacious emerald area tank
  04/01/26
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lime puppy
  04/01/26
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Clear Center
  04/01/26
...
obsidian cheese-eating crackhouse boltzmann
  04/01/26
*EDT you mean
lilac stead people who are hurt
  04/01/26
politico says its a mission accomplished speech
big organic girlfriend theatre
  04/01/26
it's 4 hours, he could change his mind 3 times by then
Apoplectic flushed weed whacker
  04/01/26
He's just going to whip his meat out and beat the holy hell ...
Amber headpube old irish cottage
  04/01/26
It would be terrible for my portfolio but I kinda hope he do...
iridescent bateful ratface
  04/01/26
Detailed McLaughlin style round table discussion of Mr. Noem...
Mewling citrine range rigor
  04/01/26
It'll just be a 20-minute diatribe against that lib judge wh...
lilac stead people who are hurt
  04/01/26
Boots on the ground obviously
Bat-shit-crazy charismatic dog poop skinny woman
  04/01/26
Can't find the link to the actual video because it's been pr...
underhanded yarmulke heaven
  04/01/26
Putting money on the need to destroy Iran's nuclear capabili...
Adventurous jet fanboi sanctuary
  04/01/26
Infrastructure Week
Purple Queen Of The Night
  04/01/26
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lilac stead people who are hurt
  04/01/26
He will whine about Europe not drying for Israel and say Hor...
Clear Center
  04/01/26
"I'm gay."
filthy canary shrine
  04/01/26
We are winning so much that we are already tired of winning!...
obsidian cheese-eating crackhouse boltzmann
  04/01/26


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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: excitant yellow whorehouse shitlib

Prediction: Declare victory and a "conditional" end to the operation with the right to "hit Iran harder than they've ever been hit before" if they get hostile. Also tells NATO to fuck off and good luck with Hormuz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49786505)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: vivacious emerald area tank

Some bullshit lies on behalf of his masters and to play the stock market like a personal casino

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49786509)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Vibrant Ruby Multi-billionaire Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49786571)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: Mewling citrine range rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49787045)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: big organic girlfriend theatre

despite our great attempts at negotiating - and i gotta say, they're really great, no one has seen anything like it - iran is unwilling to open the strait, so we're taking kharg island. many good service members will die and gas prices will rise, but that's a small price to pay to make america great again. baal demands a sacrifice once and in awhile and we're gonna give him one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49786513)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Exciting topaz new version kitchen

I just saw an x post that some polymarket account that has correctly predicted everything about Iran this year just bet $800K that he’s going to announce large ground invasion tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49786518)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: big organic girlfriend theatre

oil is pumping and market dumping into the close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49786521)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Vibrant Ruby Multi-billionaire Principal's Office

He's receiving the TBF Medal of Israeli Honor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49786574)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: excitant yellow whorehouse shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49786654)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Mewling citrine range rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49787047)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: Odious Fuchsia Blood Rage Affirmative Action

More American tax $$$ and lives for "Israel"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49786663)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: Bisexual light azn

its quite possible that this orange idiot hasnt even decided, like he literally maybe wants to leave but the jews have control over him. he will just make a last min decision and be like oh wells

also possible he's gonna announce ground, thats why stocks boomed today, they pumped them and bought puts which will print money tomorrow

its weird he is doing this on a wed, he cld have waited for thurs and then market closed on fri. but he did it today so his jew friends can scam the options market

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49786666)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: Vibrant Ruby Multi-billionaire Principal's Office

He's gonna wish all his MAGA supporters a Happy Pesach and a good fast to the First Born

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49786673)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: Tan Crawly Potus Toilet Seat

why ask us? ask bibi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49786674)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: multi-colored sticky foreskin

Just touting accomplishments and reiterating his previous deadline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49786710)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: Trip piazza

He's going to announce a draft lottery as an April Fool's joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49786716)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: big organic girlfriend theatre

with the first pick in the 2026 iran war draft, the united states marine corps selects baron trump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49786736)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: blue point athletic conference

rolling out the fog of war: vague reassurance that the war will end shortly with strong threat to Iran he may escalate if provoked-- in short, he will spout the same old same old lies (of omission) to buy time for an ignominious and forced retreat from the Persian Gulf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49786720)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 5:49 AM
Author: blue point athletic conference

*nailed it*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49788422)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: Dun Internet-worthy Garrison

He's going to announce a new cryptocurrency

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49786950)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: vivacious emerald area tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49786956)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: charcoal corner persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49786975)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: plum roast beef dragon

maybe a new edition of the Trump Bible(tm)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49786976)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Mewling citrine range rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49787049)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: Apoplectic flushed weed whacker

Khargcoin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49787064)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:50 PM
Author: supple national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49787222)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: vivacious emerald area tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49787225)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: lime puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49787241)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Clear Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49787126)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: obsidian cheese-eating crackhouse boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49787249)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: lilac stead people who are hurt

*EDT you mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49786991)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: big organic girlfriend theatre

politico says its a mission accomplished speech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49786994)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Apoplectic flushed weed whacker

it's 4 hours, he could change his mind 3 times by then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49787002)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Amber headpube old irish cottage

He's just going to whip his meat out and beat the holy hell out of it for 10 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49787011)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: iridescent bateful ratface

It would be terrible for my portfolio but I kinda hope he does a Godfather baptism scene kinda thing where all the remaining Iranian leaders get got simultaneously in kooky ways during the speech.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49787059)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: Mewling citrine range rigor

Detailed McLaughlin style round table discussion of Mr. Noem’s tits



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49787060)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: lilac stead people who are hurt

It'll just be a 20-minute diatribe against that lib judge who halted construction on the Beautiful Ballroom. With some asides about the SCOTUS hearing, since he'll be thinking about legal issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49787109)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy charismatic dog poop skinny woman

Boots on the ground obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49787113)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: underhanded yarmulke heaven

Can't find the link to the actual video because it's been pretty well scrubbed from the internet, but he's going to do something like this:

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/09/donald-trump-birther-obama-press-conference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49787120)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Adventurous jet fanboi sanctuary

Putting money on the need to destroy Iran's nuclear capabilities entirely. Which justifies boots on the ground.

I am sympathetic to this argument. Hate me if you want but there's logic to the argument that Iran can never have nuclear capabilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49787121)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Purple Queen Of The Night

Infrastructure Week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49787122)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:40 PM
Author: lilac stead people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49788257)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Clear Center

He will whine about Europe not drying for Israel and say Hormuz is Europe’s problem now then he will invade Kharg island Friday night/Saturday morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49787123)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: filthy canary shrine

"I'm gay."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49787226)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: obsidian cheese-eating crackhouse boltzmann

We are winning so much that we are already tired of winning! That is why I signed the Declaration of Big Win with the lawful Iranian leader whom I personally crowned the Shah yesterday at Mar-A-Largo. Also, we will be renaming Haramuzian strait (seriously, what kind of name is it?) into the Trump Win Strait. I am also introducing the BigWinCoin and BigWin hats available for sale now on the White House website. For only $39.99 you can purchase a beautiful Big Win hat, but for $3,999.99 you can have a special edition BigWin hat personally signed by me. For $399.99 signed by Marco Rubio. And the best winning news - we accept WinCoin now, purchases with WinCoin get a special 20% Big Win discount. TODAY ONLY! Also, TODAY ONLY you can have your BigWin hat shipped free, normally $7.99!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2.#49787327)