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what to do with kids in Maine?

my wife, gary, and i are going to maine with the kids (11 an...
trip cowardly keepsake machete
  07/16/26
lotta stuff with lobsters. let your kids hold live lobsters....
Aromatic lay scourge upon the earth
  07/16/26
you are into lobsters huh
trip cowardly keepsake machete
  07/16/26
...
Glittery office
  07/16/26
I'm going in Oct and need some recommendations too
Rusted cruise ship national security agency
  07/16/26
with gary? btw, last night i was banging her doggystyle and ...
trip cowardly keepsake machete
  07/16/26
I'm personally a bit squeamish about doing oral after I've s...
Rusted cruise ship national security agency
  07/16/26
yea she told me to stop a few seconds after i crammed my ton...
trip cowardly keepsake machete
  07/16/26
Zurich really loves his wife!
Rusted cruise ship national security agency
  07/16/26
good at computer
trip cowardly keepsake machete
  07/16/26
btw i am fucking her again tonight, will report back
trip cowardly keepsake machete
  07/16/26
i'm gonna vomit
metal razzle stag film
  07/16/26
sand nigger
trip cowardly keepsake machete
  07/16/26
Wait, I'm still coming to grips with all of this shit. When...
Puce hominid
  07/17/26
no she is actually a genetic female named carrie (caroline)....
trip cowardly keepsake machete
  07/17/26
When I make threads calling my wife Gary it's not a joke, it...
Rusted cruise ship national security agency
  07/17/26
i banged her again last night and did the old "eat the ...
trip cowardly keepsake machete
  07/17/26
...
cocky sanctuary
  07/16/26
Acadia NP is 180 but will be crowded thru Labor Day. the les...
Copper Big-titted Really Tough Guy Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/16/26
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Chrome heady athletic conference base
  07/17/26
is your wife named gary? or is gary your wife's boyfriend. ...
out-of-control razzmatazz jewess
  07/16/26
her name is carrie, but i've called her gary for years as a ...
trip cowardly keepsake machete
  07/16/26
I'm her boyfriend
Rusted cruise ship national security agency
  07/16/26
Damn I thought gary was a dude lol. I'm so lost
Puce hominid
  07/17/26
sorry for the confusion friend
trip cowardly keepsake machete
  07/17/26
Well, at least we've come full circle. I started out thinki...
Puce hominid
  07/17/26
just to clarify - the only thing i've ever been trolling abo...
trip cowardly keepsake machete
  07/17/26
Acadia is great for families. Traffic can be tough but the b...
chest-beating pit philosopher-king
  07/16/26
ive done a whale boat before, the kids will love that. c...
trip cowardly keepsake machete
  07/16/26
Falls and pontoon boat are my top recs then.
chest-beating pit philosopher-king
  07/16/26
SP here. Try raping them
bearded lodge puppy
  07/16/26
...
trip cowardly keepsake machete
  07/16/26
...
Rusted cruise ship national security agency
  07/16/26
"my wife, gary, and i" who is gary
Soggy Patrolman
  07/16/26
she is my wife!
trip cowardly keepsake machete
  07/16/26
Ah, gary is your wife. Ty for this clarification.
Soggy Patrolman
  07/16/26
i can see how that was written in a very confusing manner. s...
trip cowardly keepsake machete
  07/17/26
Visit the original Poland Spring
bistre adventurous stage
  07/17/26
where is that? how far is bangor from portland? few hour...
trip cowardly keepsake machete
  07/17/26
Maine is all junkies. anyone who thinks this is some beacon ...
passionate personal credit line stead
  07/17/26
ime, new england is basically pockets of rich white people s...
trip cowardly keepsake machete
  07/17/26
But what would they even have in life if they couldn't compl...
Puce hominid
  07/17/26
do cocaine and meth with them
hateful marvelous native yarmulke
  07/17/26
i can't bc i am sober now
trip cowardly keepsake machete
  07/17/26
update brothers. we're flying to boston wed morning and rent...
Larry Bird literally dunking on blacks
  08/10/26


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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: trip cowardly keepsake machete

my wife, gary, and i are going to maine with the kids (11 and 8, both boys) in early august. staying in portland. haven't been to ME with kids. what is fun to do there? staying for 5 days. ty.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2.#50004522)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Aromatic lay scourge upon the earth

lotta stuff with lobsters. let your kids hold live lobsters. kids will freak and have fun with that. Watch lobsters fight. and then of course, learn to eat and enjoy lobsters.

get experience of rocky beaches with cold water.

is it blueberry season? drive up and pick / eat fresh berries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2.#50004524)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: trip cowardly keepsake machete

you are into lobsters huh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2.#50004534)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: Glittery office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2.#50004745)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Rusted cruise ship national security agency

I'm going in Oct and need some recommendations too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2.#50004527)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: trip cowardly keepsake machete

with gary? btw, last night i was banging her doggystyle and pulled out and started eating her puss and ass then started banging her again. rate this move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2.#50004536)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:50 PM
Author: Rusted cruise ship national security agency

I'm personally a bit squeamish about doing oral after I've started fucking holes but it does demonstrate enthusiastic lust which women go crazy for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2.#50004542)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: trip cowardly keepsake machete

yea she told me to stop a few seconds after i crammed my tongue in her box because it made her immediately start to come

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2.#50004545)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: Rusted cruise ship national security agency

Zurich really loves his wife!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2.#50004548)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: trip cowardly keepsake machete

good at computer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2.#50004551)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: trip cowardly keepsake machete

btw i am fucking her again tonight, will report back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2.#50004562)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: metal razzle stag film

i'm gonna vomit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2.#50004573)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: trip cowardly keepsake machete

sand nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2.#50004575)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: Puce hominid

Wait, I'm still coming to grips with all of this shit. When you say puss, you mean buss for us old fashioned motherfuckers, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2.#50006001)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: trip cowardly keepsake machete

no she is actually a genetic female named carrie (caroline). i've called her gary for years as a joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2.#50006003)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:55 AM
Author: Rusted cruise ship national security agency

When I make threads calling my wife Gary it's not a joke, it's...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2.#50006009)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: trip cowardly keepsake machete

i banged her again last night and did the old "eat the hold after you fuck it" move a second night in a row.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2.#50006016)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:49 PM
Author: cocky sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2.#50004539)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Copper Big-titted Really Tough Guy Mad-dog Skullcap

Acadia NP is 180 but will be crowded thru Labor Day. the less-visited portion of the NP on Schoodic Peninsula has some 180 bike trails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2.#50004543)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Chrome heady athletic conference base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2.#50006030)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: out-of-control razzmatazz jewess

is your wife named gary? or is gary your wife's boyfriend. my apologies if i'm not up to speed with the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2.#50004559)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: trip cowardly keepsake machete

her name is carrie, but i've called her gary for years as a joke. in fact, i usually say "gary? gary where are you?" in richard simmons' voice (referencing richard simmons talking to gary dell'abate on the stern show in like 2003) and we have a laugh about that.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2.#50004560)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Rusted cruise ship national security agency

I'm her boyfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2.#50004564)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Puce hominid

Damn I thought gary was a dude lol. I'm so lost

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2.#50006002)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: trip cowardly keepsake machete

sorry for the confusion friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2.#50006004)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:05 AM
Author: Puce hominid

Well, at least we've come full circle. I started out thinking "Gary" was just a funny name for a chick, then I confused myself with the sexual mercurialism you've talked about, and now know Gary is a girl. All is right with the world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2.#50006023)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: trip cowardly keepsake machete

just to clarify - the only thing i've ever been trolling about on here is the gay sex and HIV. all the other stuff has been true (unfortunately).

that said, i did engage a tranny escort once, i can't claim i was making that up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2.#50006027)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: chest-beating pit philosopher-king

Acadia is great for families. Traffic can be tough but the bus service is pretty useful and clean/safe.

There are whale watching boats going right out of downtown Portland.

Spend a day throwing rocks at hippies in downtown Portland.

There are a lot of breweries around there if you want to brewdad it.

I have 180 childhood memories of Franconia Falls over in NH.

Rent a pontoon boat and cruise around one of the many lakes. Swim and shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2.#50004591)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:15 PM
Author: trip cowardly keepsake machete

ive done a whale boat before, the kids will love that.

cant brewdad, im a recovering addict lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2.#50004597)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: chest-beating pit philosopher-king

Falls and pontoon boat are my top recs then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2.#50004609)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: bearded lodge puppy

SP here. Try raping them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2.#50004603)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: trip cowardly keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2.#50004625)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: Rusted cruise ship national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2.#50004740)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Soggy Patrolman

"my wife, gary, and i"

who is gary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2.#50004732)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: trip cowardly keepsake machete

she is my wife!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2.#50004905)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: Soggy Patrolman

Ah, gary is your wife. Ty for this clarification.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2.#50005391)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: trip cowardly keepsake machete

i can see how that was written in a very confusing manner. sorry and i will pay more attention to detail thank,.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2.#50005979)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: bistre adventurous stage

Visit the original Poland Spring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2.#50005980)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: trip cowardly keepsake machete

where is that?

how far is bangor from portland? few hours, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2.#50005984)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:01 AM
Author: passionate personal credit line stead

Maine is all junkies. anyone who thinks this is some beacon of white paradise has no idea what they are talking about. bring your kids to portland but know they will be walking over meth addicts the entire time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2.#50006019)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: trip cowardly keepsake machete

ime, new england is basically pockets of rich white people surrounded by abject poors who might as well live in arkansas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2.#50006021)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Puce hominid

But what would they even have in life if they couldn't complain about the nor'easters? Well, aside from a crushing opiod addiction and lack of hope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2.#50006025)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: hateful marvelous native yarmulke

do cocaine and meth with them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2.#50006057)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: trip cowardly keepsake machete

i can't bc i am sober now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2.#50006060)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Larry Bird literally dunking on blacks ((zurich is stained))

update brothers. we're flying to boston wed morning and renting a car to drive to portland. will stop in kennebunk for lobster roals.

on thursday, we are doing a lobster boat tour thing (~90 min). on friday, doing a whale watching boat (~3.5 hours)

on saturday, we'll go to this place https://www.palaceplayland.com/ my kids absolutely love the rides at this place in ocean city, md called jolly roger. this place has similar rides (some of them look pretty 180).

other than those activities, we'll just find random chill shit to do.

on sunday, we are going down to boston and staying near fanueil hall. will hang around sunday afternoon/evening into monday in boston and come home on monday.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2.#50057616)