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I go to the Outback and eat an entire blooming onion myself.

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for th...
Zombie-like Space
  09/15/13
explain.
Rough-skinned apoplectic party of the first part masturbator
  09/15/13
It gets soggy if you order it take-out
Zombie-like Space
  09/15/13
this is not bad
vermilion fragrant kitchen
  09/15/13
dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.
ocher filthpig
  09/15/13
the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks
medicated sweet tailpipe
  09/15/13
does outback not have a "bar area" that has small ...
mentally impaired mad cow disease
  09/15/13
outback bars are garbage
razzle-dazzle state
  06/22/16
this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat ou...
vermilion fragrant kitchen
  09/15/13
those things are MONEY
floppy community account locus
  09/15/13
"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and ...
amethyst elastic band
  09/15/13
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learning disabled violent native coldplay fan
  09/15/13
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Rough-skinned apoplectic party of the first part masturbator
  09/15/13
Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang
vermilion fragrant kitchen
  09/15/13
I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnov...
Zombie-like Space
  09/15/13
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Bespoke dilemma
  12/03/15
https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw
thirsty duck-like station
  02/11/23
I pity your toilet the next day
navy awkward spot mood
  09/15/13
its ok.
Zombie-like Space
  09/25/15
Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.
Stubborn market headpube
  09/25/15
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Zombie-like Space
  12/03/15
180
Motley doobsian sneaky criminal
  12/03/15
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Zombie-like Space
  01/22/16
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embarrassed to the bone heady trailer park
  01/22/16
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Bespoke dilemma
  01/22/16
Juts did this with a LOADED onion.
Zombie-like Space
  06/22/16
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Motley doobsian sneaky criminal
  06/22/16
Going to do it again tonight.
Zombie-like Space
  06/21/17
do you pay?
Mildly autistic church
  06/21/17
*checks skin* White, so yes.
Zombie-like Space
  06/21/17
are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your ga...
Mildly autistic church
  06/21/17
No. I eat it at the restaurant.
Zombie-like Space
  06/21/17
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Zombie-like Space
  03/16/18
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Zombie-like Space
  05/16/18
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Zombie-like Space
  07/03/19
180
boyish mahogany place of business pit
  07/03/19
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Zombie-like Space
  07/30/19
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Zombie-like Space
  02/11/23
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Claret french tank
  02/11/23
OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass
Lavender national security agency
  02/11/23
he's gonna make it
Slate appetizing feces
  02/11/23
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animeboi
  04/07/26
ALPHA AF
Cracking double fault candlestick maker
  02/11/23
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Tan azn
  10/25/23
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  03/10/24
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  04/21/25


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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Zombie-like Space

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for the table to share. The server keeps coming back to see if I want to wait for everyone else to order dinner. All the while I am eating the blooming onion myself. I also order extra onion dipping sauce because I slather that shit on. When I'm done I tell the waitress the other people had car trouble and leave.

OP is not disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#24056326)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Rough-skinned apoplectic party of the first part masturbator

explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#24056330)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: Zombie-like Space

It gets soggy if you order it take-out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#24056539)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: vermilion fragrant kitchen

this is not bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#24056570)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: ocher filthpig

dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#24056556)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: medicated sweet tailpipe

the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#24056565)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: mentally impaired mad cow disease

does outback not have a "bar area" that has small tables you can seat yourself at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#24056623)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle state

outback bars are garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#30767994)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: vermilion fragrant kitchen

this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat out without the FUCKING WIFE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#24056574)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: floppy community account locus

those things are MONEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#24056577)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: amethyst elastic band

"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and claims his party had 'car trouble.' People like that just depress the hell out of me, and *I* work as a waitress at an Outback."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#24056604)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: learning disabled violent native coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#24056608)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: Rough-skinned apoplectic party of the first part masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#24056636)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: vermilion fragrant kitchen

Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#24056643)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Zombie-like Space

I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#24058146)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: Bespoke dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#29299302)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: thirsty duck-like station

https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#45919100)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: navy awkward spot mood

I pity your toilet the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#24056641)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Zombie-like Space

its ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#28836166)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Stubborn market headpube

Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#28836184)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: Zombie-like Space

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#29298981)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Motley doobsian sneaky criminal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#29299283)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: Zombie-like Space

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#29654712)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone heady trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#29654737)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Bespoke dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#29654741)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: Zombie-like Space

Juts did this with a LOADED onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#30767514)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Motley doobsian sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#30767981)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: Zombie-like Space

Going to do it again tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#33613031)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: Mildly autistic church

do you pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#33613041)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: Zombie-like Space

*checks skin*

White, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#33613049)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: Mildly autistic church

are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your garage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#33613055)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: Zombie-like Space

No. I eat it at the restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#33613099)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Zombie-like Space

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#35620543)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Zombie-like Space

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#36060662)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: Zombie-like Space

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#38477701)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: boyish mahogany place of business pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#38477704)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: Zombie-like Space

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#38611898)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: Zombie-like Space

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#45919076)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: Claret french tank

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#45919079)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: Lavender national security agency

OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#45919106)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: Slate appetizing feces

he's gonna make it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#45919114)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#49799752)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: Cracking double fault candlestick maker

ALPHA AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#45919128)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: Tan azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#46983261)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: Zombie-like Space

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#47480319)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Zombie-like Space

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#48867830)