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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
Grizzly Soul-stirring Fortuitous Meteor Factory Reset Button
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
territorial thriller station nibblets
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
Grizzly Soul-stirring Fortuitous Meteor Factory Reset Button
  11/11/25
i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the begin...
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misunderstood unhinged reading party goyim
  11/11/25
Just tell some n word jokes.
Aquamarine field
  11/11/25
Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and ...
Concupiscible associate coldplay fan
  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
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Concupiscible associate coldplay fan
  11/11/25
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arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https...
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Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonig...
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spectacular twinkling uncleanness
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go, get drunk, come home late af
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  11/11/25
Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road ...
vigorous pit pervert
  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
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  11/11/25
In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
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pungent kitty
  11/11/25
wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out y...
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is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
Grizzly Soul-stirring Fortuitous Meteor Factory Reset Button
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This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
onyx hateful rehab ratface
  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
cracking anal stage
  11/11/25
Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
lilac bonkers abode
  11/11/25
do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
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were you proposing that you top him or the other way around?...
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Aren’t iPods crazy?
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Marvelous red center
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relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
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i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brie...
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Sable newt office
  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
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  11/11/25
direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casu...
honey-headed maniacal place of business round eye
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i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member...
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Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well.....
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Grizzly Soul-stirring Fortuitous Meteor Factory Reset Button

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: territorial thriller station nibblets

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Grizzly Soul-stirring Fortuitous Meteor Factory Reset Button

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: territorial thriller station nibblets

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: misunderstood unhinged reading party goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421713)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Aquamarine field

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Concupiscible associate coldplay fan

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Grizzly Soul-stirring Fortuitous Meteor Factory Reset Button

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Concupiscible associate coldplay fan

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Passionate purple liquid oxygen

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420945)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: ebony flatulent library persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49422488)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: greedy irate scourge upon the earth

arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fpaulie-walnuts-gualtieri-from-the-sopranos-v0-ebzxdtl4kcbd1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D429%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D4d5bbbe48b9e1565ced7612b7a6f5cea18852ad5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Grizzly Soul-stirring Fortuitous Meteor Factory Reset Button

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: spectacular twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421769)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: pungent kitty

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: vigorous pit pervert

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Grizzly Soul-stirring Fortuitous Meteor Factory Reset Button

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: vigorous pit pervert

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: pungent kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: cracking anal stage

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Grizzly Soul-stirring Fortuitous Meteor Factory Reset Button

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: onyx hateful rehab ratface

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: cracking anal stage

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: lilac bonkers abode

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Grizzly Soul-stirring Fortuitous Meteor Factory Reset Button

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: smoky mind-boggling boistinker puppy

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Marvelous red center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49423279)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Big travel guidebook theater

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Chest-beating dog poop menage

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: lilac bonkers abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421701)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: crimson wonderful friendly grandma stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: Sable newt office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49422505)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Appetizing Alpha

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49423235)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Marvelous red center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49423280)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Excitant aqua voyeur selfie

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Grizzly Soul-stirring Fortuitous Meteor Factory Reset Button

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Sable newt office

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Milky Supple Lay

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: honey-headed maniacal place of business round eye

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Grizzly Soul-stirring Fortuitous Meteor Factory Reset Button

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: sienna plaza chad

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Grizzly Soul-stirring Fortuitous Meteor Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420951)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Curious opaque shrine mother

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Grizzly Soul-stirring Fortuitous Meteor Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421703)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Marvelous red center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49423284)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: crimson wonderful friendly grandma stag film

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: ebony flatulent library persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421291)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Aromatic gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421338)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: territorial thriller station nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421686)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: spectacular twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Milky Supple Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421791)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Walnut filthpig giraffe



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Arousing corner

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Grizzly Soul-stirring Fortuitous Meteor Factory Reset Button

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Self-centered Sandwich

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: misunderstood unhinged reading party goyim

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49424851)