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silver home
  07/02/19
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silver home
  07/21/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
silver home
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
lime double fault
  12/20/20
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Yellow Stage Partner
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
dun provocative trump supporter dysfunction
  08/21/19
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Mind-boggling ocher preventive strike
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
fear-inspiring mother school
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
brindle fanboi market
  08/21/19
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electric primrose electric furnace stage
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
lilac harsh theatre
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
dun provocative trump supporter dysfunction
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
brindle fanboi market
  08/21/19
emergency money
dun provocative trump supporter dysfunction
  08/21/19
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Passionate garrison nibblets
  09/01/19
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Cracking Kitchen
  03/06/20
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Cracking Kitchen
  09/10/21
hehe
Odious snowy codepig puppy
  09/13/25
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lime double fault
  09/13/25
You’re poor
Razzle citrine roommate church building
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
silver home
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
Doobsian wagecucks
  09/01/19
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Passionate garrison nibblets
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
fear-inspiring mother school
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
silver home
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
electric primrose electric furnace stage
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
silver home
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
haunting space
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
silver home
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
insecure lay circlehead
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
silver home
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
Dead cumskin house
  09/10/21
great thread
thriller domesticated theater stage jewess
  09/10/21
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ...
silver home
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
silver home
  04/10/23
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Yellow Stage Partner
  04/10/23
i love men
thriller domesticated theater stage jewess
  04/10/23
Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
silver home
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
silver home
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
Doobsian wagecucks
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
silver home
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
Pea-brained spot place of business
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
silver home
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
silver home
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
silver home
  07/18/25
Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a pa...
silver home
  09/13/25
[Action required] Resolve your margin call Your account has...
silver home
  11/14/25


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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: silver home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: silver home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: silver home

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: lime double fault

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Yellow Stage Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: dun provocative trump supporter dysfunction

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Mind-boggling ocher preventive strike



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: fear-inspiring mother school

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: brindle fanboi market

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: electric primrose electric furnace stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: lilac harsh theatre

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: dun provocative trump supporter dysfunction

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: brindle fanboi market

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: dun provocative trump supporter dysfunction

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Passionate garrison nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: Cracking Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Cracking Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Odious snowy codepig puppy

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: lime double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#49264717)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Razzle citrine roommate church building

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: silver home

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Doobsian wagecucks

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Passionate garrison nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: fear-inspiring mother school

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: silver home

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: electric primrose electric furnace stage

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: silver home

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: haunting space

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: silver home

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: insecure lay circlehead

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: silver home

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: Dead cumskin house

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: thriller domesticated theater stage jewess

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: silver home

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: silver home

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Yellow Stage Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: thriller domesticated theater stage jewess

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: silver home

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: silver home

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Doobsian wagecucks

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: silver home

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: Pea-brained spot place of business

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: silver home

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: silver home

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: silver home

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: silver home

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#49264493)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: silver home

[Action required] Resolve your margin call

Your account has a $189.01 futures margin call as of Nov. 13, 2025. Deposit money or close some of your positions to cover your margin call.

The amount required to cover your margin call may differ due to market movement, deposits, or closing positions.

Take action

If the margin call is not resolved before the end of the trading day on Nov. 14, 2025, your account will be in a past due margin call and your account may be restricted. You can learn more about futures in our Help Center.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2.#49430061)