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Early 30s friend is a Private Equity baller. Got on HGH, roids, plastic surgery

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short,...
diverse territorial dopamine
  04/05/22
is this flame? can his success be replicated?
Claret French Crackhouse
  04/05/22
it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have sc...
diverse territorial dopamine
  04/05/22
Getting blasted everyday
Charismatic ruddy immigrant
  04/05/22
You're right about the HGH bomb,
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Flirting Temple
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He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribb...
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motley stage
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Vivacious mediation
  04/06/22
The minds are not matched
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  04/05/22
His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no su...
swollen pocket flask
  04/05/22
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Shimmering up-to-no-good lay
  04/05/22
any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive d...
diverse territorial dopamine
  04/05/22
You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead...
swollen pocket flask
  04/05/22
yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like ...
diverse territorial dopamine
  04/05/22
Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided t...
swollen pocket flask
  04/05/22
Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studyi...
Amber Fantasy-prone Sanctuary Gaping
  04/06/22
WWE wrestlers dropping like flies
blathering racy site
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Height?
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5'7" - 5'8"
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indigo violent psychic market
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Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Bigla...
insanely creepy pisswyrm
  04/05/22
shots fired
Awkward milk
  04/05/22
lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way ...
diverse territorial dopamine
  04/05/22
Slaying 9s on the reg.
cracking beta school cafeteria party of the first part
  04/05/22
nice to have you back, johnsmeyer
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diverse territorial dopamine
  04/05/22
500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking th...
Costumed ticket booth
  04/05/22
tallmos done here
excitant police squad
  04/05/22
This is JJC, right?
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  04/05/22
He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like...
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  04/05/22
first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of...
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  04/05/22
jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in ...
fragrant fat ankles
  04/06/22
Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful...
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  09/03/26
and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but...
nyuug
  09/03/26
how much you pay them?
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  09/03/26
nyuug is a virgin bro
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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: diverse territorial dopamine

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short, balding, all around crap genes. not that smart either. no one really took him that seriously.

now he makes $500k+ as a private equity baller, apparently through sheer grinding and networking (i haven't really kept up with him through the years).

last time i met him, he was jacked and looked like a fitness model. he told me he sees special doctors and takes HGH and some other steroids (didn't go into details). he obviously had a hair transplant, plastic surgeries around the jaw and nose, regular skin treatments, etc.

essentially he turned himself from a male 3 into a male 7-8, which is a huge leap that you can't do naturally. still short though, which is his only flaw i guess.

on top of that, he's dating a total stunner - not a bimbo, just a really high-quality wholesome and cute girl who would have been way beyond his league naturally.

he tells me that, with all the substances he's taking, he's sharper than ever, always feeling good psychologically. he has much more energy to work and have fun. as a result, he's killing it at his job as well as outside of it.

so he translated his financial gains into life-maxing, which then translates into more financial gains. seems like the guy truly has it all.

honestly, i've never seen someone make such a 180 on their life trajectory before. i would have never believed it. i hadn't seen the guy for almost a decade and it blew me away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284057)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: Claret French Crackhouse

is this flame? can his success be replicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284074)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: diverse territorial dopamine

it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have scoffed at the idea of all those things if i didn't see the results right in front of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284119)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: Charismatic ruddy immigrant

Getting blasted everyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284079)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: Sooty stage

You're right about the HGH bomb,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284093)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: Flirting Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284232)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: Charismatic ruddy immigrant

He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribbean, europe. Pretty much wherever he wants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284270)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: motley stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284529)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:34 PM
Author: maroon indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44285070)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:29 AM
Author: Vivacious mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44288546)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: mildly autistic gaming laptop

The minds are not matched

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284115)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:45 PM
Author: swollen pocket flask

His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no such thing as a free lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284133)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: Shimmering up-to-no-good lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284216)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: diverse territorial dopamine

any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive doctor?

i'm skeptical there are any downsides because i did a little searching and it seems like all the wealthy people and celebrities are on a long-term drug regimen of HGH and roids. examples: jeff bezos, peter thiel, joe rogan, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284257)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: swollen pocket flask

You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead to supra-physiological amounts of muscle have any downsides? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284431)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: diverse territorial dopamine

yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like thiel and bezos wouldn't be on it

i believe it's harmful unless done carefully with top of the line doctors, which these guys obviously have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284612)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: swollen pocket flask

Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided to become a fruitarian lol. Jeff Bezos talks to women like he's a virgin. LOL @ deifying these faggots or justifying taking drugs b/c they do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44285131)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: Amber Fantasy-prone Sanctuary Gaping

Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studying this stuff (e.g. David Sinclair, Valter Longo) believe it is bad for longevity even if it improves your well being in the short term.

You can listen to David Sinclair on Joe Rogan and see what an utter retard Joe Rogan and his bro-science are compared to an actual scientist.

Joe: Why is high protein bad?

Sinclair: Well let me explain all the data and mTOR and all the science.

Joe: But I like it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44288638)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:38 PM
Author: blathering racy site

WWE wrestlers dropping like flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44285096)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:49 PM
Author: appetizing aquamarine location stock car

Height?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284190)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: diverse territorial dopamine

5'7" - 5'8"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284265)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: Bateful avocado boistinker sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44286399)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:43 PM
Author: indigo violent psychic market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44287786)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: insanely creepy pisswyrm

Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Biglaw Sr Associates make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284247)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: Awkward milk

shots fired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284255)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: diverse territorial dopamine

lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way higher than mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284271)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:22 PM
Author: cracking beta school cafeteria party of the first part

Slaying 9s on the reg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284498)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: fragrant fat ankles

nice to have you back, johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44284551)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: diverse territorial dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44285028)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:36 PM
Author: Costumed ticket booth

500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking that make 2.5x that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44285083)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:37 PM
Author: excitant police squad

tallmos done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44285088)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: marvelous cruel-hearted french chef nursing home

This is JJC, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44285127)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: Charismatic ruddy immigrant

He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like a rabbit, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44285242)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: Pink 180 reading party

first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of JJC trolling, now instead of HBS its HGH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44285246)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: fragrant fat ankles

jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in 2022 (hint: it's not 500k lol)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44288959)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:06 PM
Author: spectacular state skinny woman

Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful. Multiple graduate degrees. Gorgeous.

I think I know where he can find some single women on his level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44285286)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: Charismatic ruddy immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44285320)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Brilliant Massive Son Of Senegal Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44288561)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: lilac cheese-eating rigpig bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44288966)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: diverse territorial dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44286370)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: diverse territorial dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44287776)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: Transparent offensive crotch range

women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are born poor and become rich as they age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44288554)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: diverse territorial dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#44297283)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Jewish Mob



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#50114471)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: nyuug

and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but who's counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#50114487)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Jewish Mob

how much you pay them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#50114489)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: nyuug

nyuug is a virgin bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2.#50114491)