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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
amber travel guidebook
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
diverse high-end halford kitty
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
vigorous therapy senate
  04/18/25
Cr.
hairless bateful church
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
twinkling house-broken azn juggernaut
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Chartreuse Glittery National Messiness
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
amber travel guidebook
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
douglas j. needles
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Garnet Effete Range
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
amber travel guidebook
  04/18/25
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Blathering sneaky criminal property
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
amber travel guidebook
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Blathering sneaky criminal property
  04/18/25
...
Geriatric grizzly garrison
  04/18/25
Okay, i lol’d
floppy blue really tough guy doctorate
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
idiotic passionate locus
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
amber travel guidebook
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
idiotic passionate locus
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Geriatric grizzly garrison
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
amber travel guidebook
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
idiotic passionate locus
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
amber travel guidebook
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
idiotic passionate locus
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
adventurous low-t internal respiration church building
  04/18/25
jfc goys
idiotic passionate locus
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Geriatric grizzly garrison
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
amber travel guidebook
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
sable heady national security agency space
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Geriatric grizzly garrison
  04/18/25
Ty friend
sable heady national security agency space
  04/18/25
...
Mamdani's Produce Aisle
  08/17/26
...
Mamdani's Produce Aisle
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
crystalline nofapping crotch international law enforcement agency
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
amber travel guidebook
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
crystalline nofapping crotch international law enforcement agency
  04/18/25
...
rough-skinned razzle dysfunction
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
idiotic passionate locus
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
amber travel guidebook
  04/18/25
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Mischievous purple casino idea he suggested
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
sable heady national security agency space
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
amber travel guidebook
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
amber travel guidebook
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
amber travel guidebook
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
vigorous therapy senate
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
amber travel guidebook
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
.,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,.;,..,
  08/17/26
...
Mamdani's Produce Aisle
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
law is ea$y
  08/17/26
ur dumb
.,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,.;,..,
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
law is ea$y
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
.,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,.;,..,
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
law is ea$y
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
OYT was Right All Along
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
.,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,.;,..,
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
OYT was Right All Along
  08/17/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: amber travel guidebook

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: diverse high-end halford kitty

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: vigorous therapy senate

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: hairless bateful church

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: twinkling house-broken azn juggernaut

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Chartreuse Glittery National Messiness

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: amber travel guidebook

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: douglas j. needles

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Garnet Effete Range

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: amber travel guidebook

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860121)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Blathering sneaky criminal property

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: amber travel guidebook

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Blathering sneaky criminal property

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Geriatric grizzly garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860341)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: floppy blue really tough guy doctorate

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: idiotic passionate locus

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: amber travel guidebook

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: idiotic passionate locus

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Geriatric grizzly garrison

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: amber travel guidebook

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: idiotic passionate locus

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: amber travel guidebook

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: idiotic passionate locus

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: adventurous low-t internal respiration church building

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: idiotic passionate locus

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Geriatric grizzly garrison

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: amber travel guidebook

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: sable heady national security agency space

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Geriatric grizzly garrison

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: sable heady national security agency space

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: crystalline nofapping crotch international law enforcement agency

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: amber travel guidebook

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: crystalline nofapping crotch international law enforcement agency

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: rough-skinned razzle dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: idiotic passionate locus

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: amber travel guidebook

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861490)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Mischievous purple casino idea he suggested

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: sable heady national security agency space

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: amber travel guidebook

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: amber travel guidebook

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: amber travel guidebook

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: vigorous therapy senate

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: amber travel guidebook

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,.;,..,


confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: law is ea$y (🧐)

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,.;,..,


ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: law is ea$y (🧐)

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,.;,..,


idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: law is ea$y (🧐)

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: OYT was Right All Along ( )

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,.;,..,


I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: OYT was Right All Along ( )

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072861)