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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
Electric crusty azn coldplay fan
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
mustard frisky base round eye
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
Electric crusty azn coldplay fan
  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
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up-to-no-good rebellious people who are hurt
  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and ...
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  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road ...
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  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
Electric crusty azn coldplay fan
  11/11/25
In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
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  11/11/25
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Dashing Crystalline Church Building Half-breed
  11/11/25
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marvelous red digit ratio
  11/11/25
is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
Electric crusty azn coldplay fan
  11/11/25
This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
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  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
marvelous red digit ratio
  11/11/25
Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
Blue crackhouse
  11/11/25
do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
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  11/11/25
were you proposing that you top him or the other way around?...
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Buff Greedy Skinny Woman
  11/12/25
relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
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Electric crusty azn coldplay fan
  11/11/25
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curious idiotic friendly grandma property
  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
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  11/11/25
direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casu...
burgundy sandwich
  11/11/25
i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member...
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  11/11/25
Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well.....
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prep...
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  11/11/25
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Electric crusty azn coldplay fan

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: mustard frisky base round eye

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Electric crusty azn coldplay fan

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: mustard frisky base round eye

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: up-to-no-good rebellious people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421713)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Primrose Talented Hospital

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Stimulating navy chad

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Electric crusty azn coldplay fan

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Stimulating navy chad

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Bright medicated mood black woman

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420945)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: Brass locus elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49422488)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Clear market

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Electric crusty azn coldplay fan

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: aphrodisiac ruddy orchestra pit gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421769)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Dashing Crystalline Church Building Half-breed

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Trip Flushed Space Deer Antler

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Electric crusty azn coldplay fan

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Trip Flushed Space Deer Antler

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Dashing Crystalline Church Building Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: marvelous red digit ratio

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Electric crusty azn coldplay fan

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: irradiated library trump supporter

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: marvelous red digit ratio

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Blue crackhouse

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Electric crusty azn coldplay fan

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: milky meetinghouse pocket flask

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Buff Greedy Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49423279)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: hot excitant boltzmann voyeur

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Learning disabled green dog poop

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Blue crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421701)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Hilarious internal respiration home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: curious idiotic friendly grandma property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49422505)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: ultramarine tank tanning salon

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49423235)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Buff Greedy Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49423280)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Gold Lettuce

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Electric crusty azn coldplay fan

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: curious idiotic friendly grandma property

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Concupiscible Wine Associate

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: burgundy sandwich

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Electric crusty azn coldplay fan

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Galvanic fuchsia lay patrolman

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Electric crusty azn coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420951)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: tan cocky kitchen

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Electric crusty azn coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421703)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Buff Greedy Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49423284)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Hilarious internal respiration home

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Brass locus elastic band



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: thirsty amethyst feces



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: mustard frisky base round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421686)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: aphrodisiac ruddy orchestra pit gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Concupiscible Wine Associate



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Olive sadistic spot private investor



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Razzle sanctuary incel

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Electric crusty azn coldplay fan

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: jet ticket booth

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: up-to-no-good rebellious people who are hurt

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49424851)