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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
| naked razzmatazz jew gas station | 12/16/25 |
| Motley mother patrolman | 12/16/25 |
| naked razzmatazz jew gas station | 12/16/25 |
| Motley mother patrolman | 12/16/25 |
| naked razzmatazz jew gas station | 12/16/25 |
| angry smoky marketing idea | 12/20/25 |
| narrow-minded center | 12/19/25 |
| drunken electric furnace | 12/20/25 |
| Amber Factory Reset Button Market | 12/19/25 |
| naked razzmatazz jew gas station | 12/20/25 |
| Amber Factory Reset Button Market | 12/20/25 |
| drunken electric furnace | 12/20/25 |
| confused location | 12/16/25 |
| drunken electric furnace | 12/20/25 |
| confused location | 12/22/25 |
| hyperventilating dysfunction | 12/16/25 |
| naked razzmatazz jew gas station | 12/16/25 |
| hyperventilating dysfunction | 12/16/25 |
| Swashbuckling Volcanic Crater Den | 12/16/25 |
| Heady tantric jap senate | 12/19/25 |
| Swashbuckling Volcanic Crater Den | 12/19/25 |
| Awkward hissy fit | 12/20/25 |
| Offensive talented fat ankles dingle berry | 12/16/25 |
| ebony adventurous whorehouse headpube | 12/16/25 |
| drunken electric furnace | 12/20/25 |
| cerebral brunch | 12/20/25 |
| White Deranged Fortuitous Meteor | 12/16/25 |
| haunting antidepressant drug son of senegal | 12/20/25 |
| White Deranged Fortuitous Meteor | 12/23/25 |
| Motley mother patrolman | 12/16/25 |
| drunken electric furnace | 12/20/25 |
| Effete Crimson Institution | 12/21/25 |
| Motley mother patrolman | 12/16/25 |
| cerebral brunch | 12/16/25 |
| White Deranged Fortuitous Meteor | 12/19/25 |
| cerebral brunch | 12/19/25 |
| snowy rehab | 12/19/25 |
| Flesh Gay Wizard Elastic Band | 12/19/25 |
| naked razzmatazz jew gas station | 12/19/25 |
| Boyish out-of-control stead | 12/19/25 |
| Boyish out-of-control stead | 12/19/25 |
| appetizing ungodly stag film skinny woman | 12/19/25 |
| Flesh Gay Wizard Elastic Band | 12/19/25 |
| Nighttime plaza cuckoldry | 12/19/25 |
| confused location | 12/19/25 |
| angry smoky marketing idea | 12/20/25 |
| Bright mind-boggling abode striped hyena | 12/22/25 |
| Racy Bipolar Nursing Home Legal Warrant | 12/19/25 |
| Olive beady-eyed philosopher-king | 12/19/25 |
| salmon bat shit crazy juggernaut | 12/19/25 |
| cerebral brunch | 12/19/25 |
| salmon bat shit crazy juggernaut | 12/19/25 |
| fuchsia self-centered ticket booth | 12/20/25 |
| Transparent jet-lagged trump supporter | 12/19/25 |
| soul-stirring turquoise cruise ship | 12/19/25 |
| hyperventilating dysfunction | 12/19/25 |
| Rough-skinned Lascivious Office Affirmative Action | 12/20/25 |
| vivacious regret ceo | 12/19/25 |
| Heady tantric jap senate | 12/19/25 |
| arousing scourge upon the earth | 12/19/25 |
| medicated hairraiser public bath immigrant | 12/20/25 |
| supple impressive laser beams famous landscape painting | 12/20/25 |
| cerebral brunch | 12/20/25 |
| drunken electric furnace | 12/20/25 |
| Rough-skinned Lascivious Office Affirmative Action | 12/20/25 |
| Galvanic Station | 12/20/25 |
| vigorous hot area | 12/20/25 |
| Olive beady-eyed philosopher-king | 12/20/25 |
| Galvanic Station | 12/21/25 |
| Boyish out-of-control stead | 12/20/25 |
| Effete Crimson Institution | 12/20/25 |
| Amber Factory Reset Button Market | 12/21/25 |
| Effete Crimson Institution | 12/22/25 |
| Amber Factory Reset Button Market | 12/23/25 |
| Effete Crimson Institution | 12/23/25 |
| cobalt internet-worthy degenerate | 12/22/25 |
| Awkward hissy fit | 12/22/25 |
| Awkward hissy fit | 12/23/25 |
| Bearded Lavender Native | 12/22/25 |
| Bright mind-boggling abode striped hyena | 12/22/25 |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: naked razzmatazz jew gas station 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Motley mother patrolman This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: naked razzmatazz jew gas station lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: Motley mother patrolman My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: naked razzmatazz jew gas station You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: angry smoky marketing idea Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: narrow-minded center It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: drunken electric furnace Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: Amber Factory Reset Button Market You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: naked razzmatazz jew gas station brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: Amber Factory Reset Button Market glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: drunken electric furnace You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: confused location $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: drunken electric furnace Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: confused location thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: hyperventilating dysfunction 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: naked razzmatazz jew gas station ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: hyperventilating dysfunction investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: Swashbuckling Volcanic Crater Den $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Heady tantric jap senate I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: Swashbuckling Volcanic Crater Den good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: Awkward hissy fit $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: Offensive talented fat ankles dingle berry six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: ebony adventurous whorehouse headpube 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: drunken electric furnace Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: cerebral brunch what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: White Deranged Fortuitous Meteor 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: haunting antidepressant drug son of senegal me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: White Deranged Fortuitous Meteor It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: Motley mother patrolman 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: drunken electric furnace the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: Effete Crimson Institution Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Motley mother patrolman I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: cerebral brunch mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: White Deranged Fortuitous Meteor In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: cerebral brunch yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: snowy rehab Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: Flesh Gay Wizard Elastic Band 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: naked razzmatazz jew gas station fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: Boyish out-of-control stead A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: Boyish out-of-control stead OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: appetizing ungodly stag film skinny woman A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: Flesh Gay Wizard Elastic Band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: Nighttime plaza cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: confused location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: angry smoky marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: Bright mind-boggling abode striped hyena Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Racy Bipolar Nursing Home Legal Warrant $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: Olive beady-eyed philosopher-king can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: salmon bat shit crazy juggernaut Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: cerebral brunch nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: salmon bat shit crazy juggernaut Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: fuchsia self-centered ticket booth You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: Transparent jet-lagged trump supporter Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: soul-stirring turquoise cruise ship Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: hyperventilating dysfunction damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: Rough-skinned Lascivious Office Affirmative Action Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: vivacious regret ceo Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Heady tantric jap senate 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: arousing scourge upon the earth Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: medicated hairraiser public bath immigrant 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: supple impressive laser beams famous landscape painting 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: cerebral brunch 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: drunken electric furnace Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: Rough-skinned Lascivious Office Affirmative Action 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: Galvanic Station literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: vigorous hot area I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: Olive beady-eyed philosopher-king so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: Galvanic Station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: Boyish out-of-control stead 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: Effete Crimson Institution Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: Amber Factory Reset Button Market how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: Effete Crimson Institution I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Amber Factory Reset Button Market 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: Effete Crimson Institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: cobalt internet-worthy degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: Awkward hissy fit Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: Awkward hissy fit $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: Bearded Lavender Native $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: Bright mind-boggling abode striped hyena I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2.#49530537) |