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"I wouldn't fuck her with your dick" and other 180 sayings

"I could beat him and my meat at the same time"
Mentally Impaired Vigorous Corn Cake
  02/20/24
"I'd like to see her in just roller skates and a thong&...
Mentally Impaired Vigorous Corn Cake
  03/06/24
"i'd eat her shit just to see the hole it came from&quo...
Erotic contagious cruise ship
  03/06/24
Who pissed in your cornflakes?
Hairraiser Dull Temple
  03/06/24
You have no prestige
crawly stirring whorehouse
  03/06/24
"Time to give him the old five of clubs" "...
yapping depressive
  03/06/24
...
CDC Director Joseph A. Ladapo
  08/24/26
"she just laid there taking it like a plastic fuck doll...
Mentally Impaired Vigorous Corn Cake
  03/06/24
How are your wife and my kids?
hyperventilating onyx menage
  03/06/24
...
Soul-stirring violent den
  03/18/24
...
Out-of-control Newt Personal Credit Line
  04/11/24
...
squeaky balls
  08/18/26
"I'd pee in her butt"
Painfully honest histrionic church building
  03/06/24
I'd eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from
Crystalline Plaza Philosopher-king
  03/07/24
Don’t play with shit if you can’t handle the sme...
aromatic ocher nursing home affirmative action
  03/07/24
...
Mentally Impaired Vigorous Corn Cake
  04/11/24
Like a blind man at an orgy, I had to feel things out
Mentally Impaired Vigorous Corn Cake
  03/13/24
It’s like a blind prostitute - you really have to hand...
pool boy
  08/18/26
I'll fuck you till you love me, faggot
razzle-dazzle piazza boiling water
  03/13/24
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Impertinent titillating dragon chapel
  03/18/24
I'll put your mother in a straitjacket, you punk-ass white b...
fragrant mischievous deer antler travel guidebook
  03/18/24
...
Abnormal Impressive Death Wish Mother
  03/18/24
...
saffron rough-skinned bbw parlour
  08/17/26
...
curious genital piercing foreskin
  08/17/26
I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire
Mentally Impaired Vigorous Corn Cake
  03/18/24
To be fair, "I wouldn't piss down her throat to save...
Laughsome Flushed Jew
  03/18/24
I choose now to live as a gay man.
Irradiated bawdyhouse preventive strike
  03/18/24
you could get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head ...
Mentally Impaired Vigorous Corn Cake
  04/24/24
Like a midget in a urinal, I need to be on my toes
Mentally Impaired Vigorous Corn Cake
  05/08/25
...
Mentally Impaired Vigorous Corn Cake
  05/08/25
Back in the old days
Mentally Impaired Vigorous Corn Cake
  10/16/25
i've been rocking this line all the time lately. it annoys m...
Mentally Impaired Vigorous Corn Cake
  04/28/26
...
Talking Lay Roommate
  04/28/26
we used to shoe each other up the ass back in the old days. ...
squeaky balls
  08/18/26
Goatroped Texas bros I work with say this all the time an...
Mentally Impaired Vigorous Corn Cake
  10/16/25
You’re going to need a stronger stomach if you’r...
Gay Property Ladyboy
  04/28/26
Tomorrow I might be on time, but you'll still be bald
Mentally Impaired Vigorous Corn Cake
  08/17/26
That boy's blinder than a welder's dog.
Exhilarant old irish cottage
  08/17/26
That’s maybe a 165 saying
pool boy
  08/18/26
hardest part about being a pool boy. Telling your mom you s...
squeaky balls
  08/18/26
Tighter than a frogs pussy Boy you'd think he caught me ...
gibberish (?)
  08/18/26
Kill it with fire before it lays eggs.
crackling fire
  08/18/26
“He’s the kind of guy who will shit on your head...
Ivan Bourne Tall III
  08/18/26
I can take the shit if you can take the pain.
Post nut horror
  08/18/26
Don’t trust a fart and don’t waste an erection e...
squeaky balls
  08/18/26
white is right brown's alright blacks gotta stand back ye...
crackling fire
  08/20/26
ya momma, ya daddy, ya bald-headed granny
crackling fire
  08/24/26
well, burn the coal, pay the toll
CDC Director Joseph A. Ladapo
  08/24/26


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Date: February 20th, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Vigorous Corn Cake

"I could beat him and my meat at the same time"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2.#47420679)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Vigorous Corn Cake

"I'd like to see her in just roller skates and a thong"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2.#47469143)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 4:33 PM
Author: Erotic contagious cruise ship

"i'd eat her shit just to see the hole it came from"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2.#47469162)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Hairraiser Dull Temple

Who pissed in your cornflakes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2.#47469184)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: crawly stirring whorehouse

You have no prestige

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2.#47469188)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 4:59 PM
Author: yapping depressive

"Time to give him the old five of clubs"

"I'll fold your clothes while you're still wearin em"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2.#47469269)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 11:30 PM
Author: CDC Director Joseph A. Ladapo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2.#50090957)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Vigorous Corn Cake

"she just laid there taking it like a plastic fuck doll"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2.#47470085)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 10:56 PM
Author: hyperventilating onyx menage

How are your wife and my kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2.#47470117)



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Date: March 18th, 2024 4:32 PM
Author: Soul-stirring violent den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2.#47504567)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: Out-of-control Newt Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2.#47574583)



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Date: August 18th, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: squeaky balls



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2.#50076535)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 10:57 PM
Author: Painfully honest histrionic church building

"I'd pee in her butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2.#47470119)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 1:55 AM
Author: Crystalline Plaza Philosopher-king

I'd eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2.#47470320)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 2:47 AM
Author: aromatic ocher nursing home affirmative action

Don’t play with shit if you can’t handle the smell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2.#47470356)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 2:39 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Vigorous Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2.#47574546)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Vigorous Corn Cake

Like a blind man at an orgy, I had to feel things out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2.#47491165)



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Date: August 18th, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: pool boy

It’s like a blind prostitute - you really have to hand it to them!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2.#50076543)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 6:12 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle piazza boiling water

I'll fuck you till you love me, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2.#47491183)



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Date: March 18th, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: Impertinent titillating dragon chapel

/thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2.#47504525)



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Date: March 18th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: fragrant mischievous deer antler travel guidebook

I'll put your mother in a straitjacket, you punk-ass white boy. Come here and tell me that, and I'll fuck you in your ass, you punk white boy, you faggot... I'll eat your asshole alive, you bitch... You scared, coward, you're not man enough to fuck with me, you can't last two minutes in my world, bitch. Look at you, scared now, you ho. Scared like a little white pussy, scared of the real man. I'll fuck you till you love me, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2.#47504546)



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Date: March 18th, 2024 4:48 PM
Author: Abnormal Impressive Death Wish Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2.#47504614)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: saffron rough-skinned bbw parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2.#50073690)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:29 PM
Author: curious genital piercing foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2.#50073683)



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Date: March 18th, 2024 4:10 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Vigorous Corn Cake

I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2.#47504473)



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Date: March 18th, 2024 4:29 PM
Author: Laughsome Flushed Jew

To be fair,

"I wouldn't piss down her throat to save her if her lungs were on fire"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2.#47504555)



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Date: March 18th, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: Irradiated bawdyhouse preventive strike

I choose now to live as a gay man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2.#47504626)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Vigorous Corn Cake

you could get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a bull's ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2.#47607189)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Vigorous Corn Cake

Like a midget in a urinal, I need to be on my toes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2.#48913401)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Vigorous Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2.#48914522)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Vigorous Corn Cake

Back in the old days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2.#49353064)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Vigorous Corn Cake

i've been rocking this line all the time lately. it annoys my wife and everyone else thinks it's 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2.#49849154)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 4:09 PM
Author: Talking Lay Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2.#49849161)



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Date: August 18th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: squeaky balls

we used to shoe each other up the ass back in the old days. We were good like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2.#50076537)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Vigorous Corn Cake

Goatroped

Texas bros I work with say this all the time and I find myself saying it like once a month. another good one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2.#49353069)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Gay Property Ladyboy

You’re going to need a stronger stomach if you’re going to be back in the kitchen seeing how the sausage is made.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2.#49849163)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:20 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Vigorous Corn Cake

Tomorrow I might be on time, but you'll still be bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2.#50073660)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:09 PM
Author: Exhilarant old irish cottage

That boy's blinder than a welder's dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2.#50073769)



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Date: August 18th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: pool boy

That’s maybe a 165 saying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2.#50076541)



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Date: August 18th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: squeaky balls

hardest part about being a pool boy. Telling your mom you suck dicks for $ (and for fun).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2.#50076708)



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Date: August 18th, 2026 7:31 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

Tighter than a frogs pussy

Boy you'd think he caught me screwing the neighbors cat.

^where the fuck does this one come from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2.#50076545)



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Date: August 18th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: crackling fire (πŸΎπŸ‘£)

Kill it with fire before it lays eggs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2.#50076593)



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Date: August 18th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Ivan Bourne Tall III

“He’s the kind of guy who will shit on your head and expect you to say thanks for the hat.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2.#50076647)



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Date: August 18th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: Post nut horror

I can take the shit if you can take the pain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2.#50076699)



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Date: August 18th, 2026 9:00 PM
Author: squeaky balls

Don’t trust a fart and don’t waste an erection even if you’re alone (advice on getting old).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2.#50076717)



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Date: August 20th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: crackling fire (πŸΎπŸ‘£)

white is right

brown's alright

blacks gotta stand back

yellow is mellow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2.#50081726)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: crackling fire (πŸΎπŸ‘£)

ya momma, ya daddy, ya bald-headed granny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2.#50090864)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 11:32 PM
Author: CDC Director Joseph A. Ladapo

well, burn the coal, pay the toll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2.#50090960)