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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
Light histrionic space
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
stirring hairless faggotry base
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
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  11/11/25
i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the begin...
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
Just tell some n word jokes.
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Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and ...
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  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
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  11/11/25
https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed
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Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonig...
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Motley cowardly tank cruise ship
  11/11/25
go, get drunk, come home late af
Well-lubricated crackhouse
  11/11/25
Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road ...
Appetizing chestnut boistinker
  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
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  11/11/25
In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
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Well-lubricated crackhouse
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wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out y...
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is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
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This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
Pontificating crimson resort
  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
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  11/11/25
Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
curious office
  11/11/25
do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
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were you proposing that you top him or the other way around?...
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Aren’t iPods crazy?
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sprinted here
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relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
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i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brie...
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tp
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tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
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  11/11/25
direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casu...
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i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member...
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Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well.....
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they probably are unaware about the superior playing style o...
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Light histrionic space

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: stirring hairless faggotry base

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Light histrionic space

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: stirring hairless faggotry base

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac charcoal roommate cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421713)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Impressive Deep Church

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Primrose hell dog poop

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Light histrionic space

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Primrose hell dog poop

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Stubborn 180 Whorehouse Filthpig

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420945)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: Magical buff trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49422488)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Poppy school cafeteria headpube

arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fpaulie-walnuts-gualtieri-from-the-sopranos-v0-ebzxdtl4kcbd1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D429%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D4d5bbbe48b9e1565ced7612b7a6f5cea18852ad5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Light histrionic space

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Motley cowardly tank cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421769)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Well-lubricated crackhouse

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Appetizing chestnut boistinker

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Light histrionic space

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Appetizing chestnut boistinker

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Well-lubricated crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Zombie-like Cerebral Antidepressant Drug Liquid Oxygen

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Light histrionic space

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Pontificating crimson resort

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Zombie-like Cerebral Antidepressant Drug Liquid Oxygen

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: curious office

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Light histrionic space

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: carmine concupiscible menage deer antler

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: amethyst state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49423279)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Racy flickering trailer park

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Big double fault partner

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: curious office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421701)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Excitant awkward orchestra pit philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: mind-boggling jewess field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49422505)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: infuriating newt stock car

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49423235)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: amethyst state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49423280)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Citrine sinister feces

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Light histrionic space

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: mind-boggling jewess field

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Slippery spot

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Cyan thriller principal's office clown

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Light histrionic space

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: brilliant location sex offender

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Light histrionic space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420951)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Slimy lime set

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Light histrionic space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421703)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: amethyst state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49423284)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Excitant awkward orchestra pit philosopher-king

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Magical buff trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421291)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: magenta outnumbered nursing home black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421338)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: stirring hairless faggotry base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421686)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Motley cowardly tank cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Slippery spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421791)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: deranged love of her life crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49422490)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: glittery maniacal stead gaping

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Light histrionic space

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Self-absorbed people who are hurt chapel

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac charcoal roommate cumskin

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49424851)