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Can u handle this BBW USC MBA student who copped a 7 fig trapeze settlement?

HONK HONK! https://www.marshall.usc.edu/people/jill-johns...
Supple splenetic crotch
  01/13/26
https://www.marshall.usc.edu/personnel/joseph-priester
magenta garrison main people
  01/13/26
At the time of the accident, Johnson was 33 years old and we...
magenta garrison main people
  01/13/26
lmao, that's a critical detail. I was envisioning some fat ...
stubborn bat-shit-crazy crackhouse
  01/13/26
...
magenta garrison main people
  01/13/26
same. 340 lbs is like two people.
Aphrodisiac Submissive Brunch
  01/13/26
he was a professor of marketing
Seedy turquoise theater stage ceo
  01/13/26
To die in this sordid way, quartered like some low thief. ...
exhilarant candlestick maker
  01/13/26
Thats only 2 mochas frapp per day
Bipolar mediation selfie
  01/13/26
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red insanely creepy gaming laptop
  01/13/26
the problem with modern feminized jewified society is that t...
Duck-like Spot
  01/13/26
...
magenta garrison main people
  01/13/26
They don't rally explain the injury. Ahe compound fractured ...
Hairraiser station
  01/13/26
fat greedy retards like this (and the plaintiffs’ lawy...
brass sanctuary idiot
  01/13/26
Rate the all LOLoyla legal team for the BBW https://www...
Supple splenetic crotch
  01/13/26
sheri chosen to do a demo of the trapeze for the jury by the...
magenta garrison main people
  01/13/26
Kabateck is the real deal. but i guess he isn't on this case...
Soggy cracking liquid oxygen
  01/13/26
Kabateck & Karlstack LLP
magenta garrison main people
  01/13/26
...
red insanely creepy gaming laptop
  01/13/26
i'm normally skeptical of these suits, but it's kind of hard...
sadistic low-t ticket booth ape
  01/13/26
maybe you've landed on something
magenta garrison main people
  01/13/26
irl let’s see what unfolds
Supple splenetic crotch
  01/13/26
or, in this case, folds-- i.e., her tibia
Tripping quadroon karate
  01/13/26
U to your Bumble date: “You are in great shape, and th...
heady hilarious headpube
  01/13/26
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Supple splenetic crotch
  01/13/26
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magenta garrison main people
  01/13/26
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red insanely creepy gaming laptop
  01/13/26
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Tripping quadroon karate
  01/13/26
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dead ultramarine theater feces
  01/13/26
(shallow hal)
Duck-like Spot
  01/13/26
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/853/570/842...
exhilarant candlestick maker
  01/13/26
...
redpilled tradcath nietzschean eugenicist girldad
  06/11/26
non-M7 MBAs are a total clownshow
Smoky coldplay fan
  01/13/26
USC MBAs DOMINATE the newport beach rooftop scene
magenta garrison main people
  01/13/26
*Santa Monica trapeze scene
exhilarant candlestick maker
  01/13/26
...
magenta garrison main people
  01/13/26
...
heady hilarious headpube
  01/13/26
Regardless of what the prof told the bitch, women have no ag...
Walnut multi-billionaire chad
  01/13/26
the professor looks just like u imagine https://www.marshall...
Walnut multi-billionaire chad
  01/13/26
ghastly
red insanely creepy gaming laptop
  01/13/26
i poasted this pic 5 hrs ago, asshole
magenta garrison main people
  01/13/26
ljl at paying $80k whatever a year tuiton for a furking MBA ...
Walnut multi-billionaire chad
  01/13/26
imagine a person in China reading this news story. how do yo...
Duck-like Spot
  01/13/26
...
magenta garrison main people
  01/13/26
in a REAL country -- like the US in the 1990s -- the video o...
Tripping quadroon karate
  01/13/26
i like how, in her telling, she absolutely nailed the perfor...
brass sanctuary idiot
  01/13/26
a typical 340 lb woman can't hang from a bar for really any ...
sadistic low-t ticket booth ape
  01/13/26
best exit out of that MBA program in its history
startling community account
  01/13/26
she aced orthopedic catastrophic injury.
brass sanctuary idiot
  01/13/26


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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: Supple splenetic crotch

HONK HONK!

https://www.marshall.usc.edu/people/jill-johnson

https://mynewsla.com/business/2026/01/10/usc-to-pay-nearly-2-million-to-mba-student-injured-in-trapeze-exercise/

Johnson told the professor she was concerned about the school’s weight limit and whether she would be able to participate, but he replied, “You are in great shape, and the weight will not be an issue,” the suit stated.

Priester knew that Johnson exceeded the 205-pound weight limit, but still encouraged her to participate, the suit stated.

During the second of two exercises, Johnson swung forward, then back, then forward again and tucked her legs and landed on the net after completing the back flip, but she felt one leg crumple beneath her, could not stand and saw blood pouring out of her leg, according to the suit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2.#49585697)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: magenta garrison main people

https://www.marshall.usc.edu/personnel/joseph-priester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2.#49585701)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: magenta garrison main people

At the time of the accident, Johnson was 33 years old and weighed about 340 pounds.

https://mynewsla.com/crime/2025/08/03/usc-professor-cant-escape-former-mba-students-trapeze-injury-suit/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2.#49585707)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: stubborn bat-shit-crazy crackhouse

lmao, that's a critical detail. I was envisioning some fat fuck who was 210 pounds and only technically over the weight limit. This prof really told some 340 pound whale she was in great shape and to go for it? She must be eating 3500 calories a day to maintain that mass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2.#49585774)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: magenta garrison main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2.#49585783)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Submissive Brunch

same. 340 lbs is like two people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2.#49586373)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:45 PM
Author: Seedy turquoise theater stage ceo

he was a professor of marketing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2.#49586395)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: exhilarant candlestick maker

To die in this sordid way, quartered like some low thief.

Shame!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2.#49586504)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:06 PM
Author: Bipolar mediation selfie

Thats only 2 mochas frapp per day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2.#49586432)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: red insanely creepy gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2.#49586531)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Duck-like Spot

the problem with modern feminized jewified society is that there is no other response to when a 340 lbs woman asks you if she is good to participate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2.#49586631)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: magenta garrison main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2.#49586641)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: Hairraiser station

They don't rally explain the injury. Ahe compound fractured her leg?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2.#49585714)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: brass sanctuary idiot

fat greedy retards like this (and the plaintiffs’ lawyers who enable them) are the reason the entire country is a soulless, foam-padded, guardrailed daycare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2.#49585724)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: Supple splenetic crotch

Rate the all LOLoyla legal team for the BBW

https://www.kbklawyers.com/results/shant-a-karnikian/

https://www.kbklawyers.com/results/stephanie-charlin/

https://www.kbklawyers.com/results/sheri-lalehzarian/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2.#49586342)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: magenta garrison main people

sheri chosen to do a demo of the trapeze for the jury by their accident reconstruction expert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2.#49586365)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Soggy cracking liquid oxygen

Kabateck is the real deal. but i guess he isn't on this case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2.#49586371)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: magenta garrison main people

Kabateck & Karlstack LLP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2.#49586411)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: red insanely creepy gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2.#49586530)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: sadistic low-t ticket booth ape

i'm normally skeptical of these suits, but it's kind of hard to see why anyone would encourage a 340 lb woman to do trapeze except out of a morbid desire to see a gruesome accident

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2.#49586405)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: magenta garrison main people

maybe you've landed on something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2.#49586413)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Supple splenetic crotch

irl let’s see what unfolds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2.#49586485)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: Tripping quadroon karate

or, in this case, folds-- i.e., her tibia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2.#49586540)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: heady hilarious headpube

U to your Bumble date: “You are in great shape, and the weight will not be an issue”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2.#49586406)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: Supple splenetic crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2.#49586435)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: magenta garrison main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2.#49586436)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: red insanely creepy gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2.#49586528)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Tripping quadroon karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2.#49586542)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: dead ultramarine theater feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2.#49586618)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Duck-like Spot

(shallow hal)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2.#49586632)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: exhilarant candlestick maker

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/853/570/842.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2.#49586635)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: redpilled tradcath nietzschean eugenicist girldad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2.#49930381)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: Smoky coldplay fan

non-M7 MBAs are a total clownshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2.#49586495)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: magenta garrison main people

USC MBAs DOMINATE the newport beach rooftop scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2.#49586507)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:36 PM
Author: exhilarant candlestick maker

*Santa Monica trapeze scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2.#49586512)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:37 PM
Author: magenta garrison main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2.#49586513)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: heady hilarious headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2.#49586645)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: Walnut multi-billionaire chad

Regardless of what the prof told the bitch, women have no agency so even at 340 pounds there's no way they cld make the independent decision that maybe its not a good idea to bounce off a trapaze with a 205 pound weight limit. the Patriarchy and rapant SEXISM in the trapeze industry precludes them from doing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2.#49586526)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: Walnut multi-billionaire chad

the professor looks just like u imagine https://www.marshall.usc.edu/personnel/joseph-priester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2.#49586529)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: red insanely creepy gaming laptop

ghastly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2.#49586534)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:50 PM
Author: magenta garrison main people

i poasted this pic 5 hrs ago, asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2.#49586551)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:43 PM
Author: Walnut multi-billionaire chad

ljl at paying $80k whatever a year tuiton for a furking MBA and the school requiring a trapeze performance, US education system is so furking clown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2.#49586535)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: Duck-like Spot

imagine a person in China reading this news story. how do you say "so much to unpack" in Chinese?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2.#49586639)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: magenta garrison main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2.#49586643)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:48 PM
Author: Tripping quadroon karate

in a REAL country -- like the US in the 1990s -- the video of this would have shown up on America's Funniest Home Videos. A literal laugh riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2.#49586546)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 4:24 PM
Author: brass sanctuary idiot

i like how, in her telling, she absolutely nailed the performance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2.#49586805)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: sadistic low-t ticket booth ape

a typical 340 lb woman can't hang from a bar for really any time at all so i'm unsure what the exercise was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2.#49587357)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: startling community account

best exit out of that MBA program in its history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2.#49587066)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 6:35 PM
Author: brass sanctuary idiot

she aced orthopedic catastrophic injury.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2.#49587079)