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Carrot Top just tried to off himself

I have a feeling he’d go for a real suicide attempt ra...
mpc
  09/19/26
Long time coming on that.
The wrong hole
  09/19/26
That’s sad. I hope he gets some help. It must be reall...
thin dime hard times
  09/19/26
youre doing great at it
His Penis
  09/19/26
?
thin dime hard times
  09/19/26
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Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  09/19/26
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Paul Screens
  09/19/26
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nu metal turntablist
  09/19/26
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Nazca Redlines
  09/19/26
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Giant Naked Hitler
  09/19/26
one shot kill thread
Cory Booker giving Rabbi Shmuley a piggyback ride
  09/19/26
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Wilbur in the Godhead
  09/19/26
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"""''''"'"''"'''''
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queensbridge benzo
  09/19/26
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\'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"
  09/19/26
His Vegas show just got renewed for five years, he's doing g...
animeboi
  09/19/26
I feel bad for him because he was basically the most hated p...
........,,,,,,......,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,,
  09/19/26
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jew daycare
  09/19/26
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Nazca Redlines
  09/19/26
cr, his goofy prop comedy stuff was kinda endearing.
Cory Booker giving Rabbi Shmuley a piggyback ride
  09/19/26
It's his phenotype that got him the hate
Franzenstomp
  09/19/26
imagine having tickets to that show
Covid was a Hoax
  09/19/26
He'd rather kill himself than face another performance for h...
imagine if the races were reversed
  09/19/26
But doctor... I am Pagliacci
hex
  09/19/26
...
Nazca Redlines
  09/19/26
there is a special kind of hell in which you become a figure...
,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,..:,:.::,.
  09/19/26
jestering generally
Covid was a Hoax
  09/19/26
it's happening to Blake Neff, but unlike Carrot Top, he dese...
,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,..:,:.::,.
  09/19/26
Imagine being a Candace guy lmfao
.,.,.,.,,,,.,,.,.,.,...,,..,,
  09/19/26
figure of mass ridicule for no real reason tp
His Penis
  09/19/26
Not only that, he literally has Hair. Most of his detractors...
cowgod
  09/19/26
fuck what am i supposed to do in vegas now
zarathustra
  09/19/26
gamble?
animeboi
  09/19/26
Hookers
Trust If Aryan
  09/19/26
i saw him once and he was funny as shit
Metal Up Your Ass
  09/19/26
had no idea he was a gay pedo https://x.com/susangrant60...
"""''''"'"''"'''''
  09/19/26
based
Cory Booker giving Rabbi Shmuley a piggyback ride
  09/19/26
He is dating a woman. Doubt he has the gay mental illness bu...
Wilbur in the Godhead
  09/19/26
In retrospect he looks pretty gay
"""''''"'"''"'''''
  09/19/26
He grabbed the wrong prop
cannon
  09/19/26
fuck
animeboi
  09/19/26
Typical Gen Xer
cowgod
  09/19/26
(pulls comically large pill bottle out of prop trunk)
Nazca Redlines
  09/19/26
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Rickys' Cat
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kike nigger fag
  09/19/26
Carrot Top has an estimated net worth of $70 million as of 2...
.,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.
  09/19/26
Imagine having that much hair and money in middle age and st...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  09/19/26
He just needs to commit to hitting the gym.
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  09/19/26
Why now? Why not 30 years ago?
Bronus Swagner
  09/19/26


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Date: September 19th, 2026 12:06 AM
Author: mpc

I have a feeling he’d go for a real suicide attempt rather than a fake “cry for help” one but we’ll see I guess

https://x.com/nypost/status/2101154799064334713?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2.#50143523)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: The wrong hole

Long time coming on that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2.#50143528)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: thin dime hard times (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

That’s sad. I hope he gets some help. It must be really hard to be an aging goofball act.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2.#50143524)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: His Penis

youre doing great at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2.#50143525)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: thin dime hard times (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2.#50143526)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 6:10 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2.#50144364)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 2:46 AM
Author: Paul Screens



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2.#50143588)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 5:51 AM
Author: nu metal turntablist



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2.#50143631)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: Nazca Redlines



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2.#50143722)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 11:26 AM
Author: Giant Naked Hitler (hitler did nothing wrong)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2.#50143749)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: Cory Booker giving Rabbi Shmuley a piggyback ride ((zurich is stained))

one shot kill thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2.#50143769)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Wilbur in the Godhead (Safari)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2.#50143884)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: """''''"'"''"'''''



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2.#50144106)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: queensbridge benzo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2.#50144225)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2.#50144362)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

His Vegas show just got renewed for five years, he's doing great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2.#50143764)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 12:20 AM
Author: ........,,,,,,......,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,,


I feel bad for him because he was basically the most hated person in the country for 10 years - solely because dorky comedy writers controlled the airwaves and hated how much more successful Carrot Top was.

But really, Carrot Top was harmless and pretty clever and a decent joke writer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2.#50143533)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 1:42 AM
Author: jew daycare



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2.#50143573)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: Nazca Redlines



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2.#50143723)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 11:47 AM
Author: Cory Booker giving Rabbi Shmuley a piggyback ride ((zurich is stained))

cr, his goofy prop comedy stuff was kinda endearing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2.#50143770)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 4:41 PM
Author: Franzenstomp

It's his phenotype that got him the hate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2.#50144233)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 12:24 AM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

imagine having tickets to that show

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2.#50143534)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 2:43 AM
Author: imagine if the races were reversed

He'd rather kill himself than face another performance for his fans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2.#50143587)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: hex

But doctor... I am Pagliacci

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2.#50143536)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Nazca Redlines



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2.#50143724)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 12:39 AM
Author: ,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,..:,:.::,.


there is a special kind of hell in which you become a figure of mass ridicule for no real reason, I think.

it just becomes a mindless frenzy to 'hate Carrot Top,' in which even the dregs of humanity, who have no business ridiculing anyone, get in on the act and feel free to shit all over him.

once that process gets started, you are robbed of all humanity for the rest of your days. even when you kill yourself, everyone is still making fun of you, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2.#50143539)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 12:41 AM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

jestering generally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2.#50143540)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 12:42 AM
Author: ,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,..:,:.::,.


it's happening to Blake Neff, but unlike Carrot Top, he deserves it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2.#50143541)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 12:52 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,,,,.,,.,.,.,...,,..,,


Imagine being a Candace guy lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2.#50143549)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 4:00 AM
Author: His Penis

figure of mass ridicule for no real reason tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2.#50143610)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: cowgod

Not only that, he literally has Hair. Most of his detractors don’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2.#50143846)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: zarathustra

fuck what am i supposed to do in vegas now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2.#50143582)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 11:40 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

gamble?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2.#50143766)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan

Hookers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2.#50143960)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 3:01 AM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

i saw him once and he was funny as shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2.#50143595)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 7:17 AM
Author: """''''"'"''"'''''

had no idea he was a gay pedo

https://x.com/susangrant60501/status/2101189783330681256?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2.#50143654)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 11:48 AM
Author: Cory Booker giving Rabbi Shmuley a piggyback ride ((zurich is stained))

based

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2.#50143772)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Wilbur in the Godhead (Safari)

He is dating a woman. Doubt he has the gay mental illness but if true it definitely explains this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2.#50143896)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 4:03 PM
Author: """''''"'"''"'''''

In retrospect he looks pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2.#50144179)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: cannon

He grabbed the wrong prop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2.#50143674)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2.#50143707)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: cowgod

Typical Gen Xer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2.#50143691)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 11:12 AM
Author: Nazca Redlines

(pulls comically large pill bottle out of prop trunk)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2.#50143727)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Rickys' Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2.#50143889)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 3:30 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2.#50144141)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: kike nigger fag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2.#50144186)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.


Carrot Top has an estimated net worth of $70 million as of 2026

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2.#50144175)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III ( )

Imagine having that much hair and money in middle age and still wanting to die. What hope is there for the rest of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2.#50144278)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

He just needs to commit to hitting the gym.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2.#50144366)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: Bronus Swagner

Why now? Why not 30 years ago?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2.#50144425)