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I made a "Chip Butty" like the Brits do. WTF is wrong with british people

There are two versions, you can either make it with "cr...
Gloostick
  09/07/26
it’s a “chip barm” mate. no sour cream and...
harnessman
  09/07/26
i followed the EXACT recipe as presented by british people ...
Gloostick
  09/07/26
They got knackered by imperial India. Why would you ever tak...
Fucking Fuckface
  09/07/26
(tosser)
country doctor
  09/07/26
The most popular food in Britain is fake Indian food invente...
Bronus Swagner
  09/07/26
thats not a chip butty, you wanker. You need two pieces of ...
Bespoke Poaster
  09/07/26
WRONG I checked many british sources and the way I did it...
Gloostick
  09/07/26


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Date: September 7th, 2026 6:59 PM
Author: Gloostick

There are two versions, you can either make it with "crisps" or french fries but it's basically buttered bread with chips on it.

I went for the crisp version which seems more popular so I did sour cream and onion chips on regular bread that was buttered.

What the actual fuck is wrong with the british? Total ass and exactly what you would think it tastes like (a dry flavorless carb bomb)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901422&forum_id=2.#50121343)



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Date: September 7th, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: harnessman

it’s a “chip barm” mate. no sour cream and onion chips lol

buttered barm, chips and salt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901422&forum_id=2.#50121350)



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Date: September 7th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Gloostick

i followed the EXACT recipe as presented by british people

most recommended sour cream and onion "crisps"

my thought was the crisp version would at least add some varied texture instead of soggy bread plus mushy fries

but I understand that the most authentic british version is the blandest and most offensive creation possible so I get why you would go with fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901422&forum_id=2.#50121385)



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Date: September 7th, 2026 7:09 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

They got knackered by imperial India. Why would you ever take cues from them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901422&forum_id=2.#50121358)



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Date: September 7th, 2026 7:13 PM
Author: country doctor

(tosser)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901422&forum_id=2.#50121366)



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Date: September 7th, 2026 7:13 PM
Author: Bronus Swagner

The most popular food in Britain is fake Indian food invented by Bangladeshis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901422&forum_id=2.#50121367)



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Date: September 7th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Bespoke Poaster

thats not a chip butty, you wanker. You need two pieces of epic home made bread slathered with real organic butter and loaded with thick cut fresh out of the frier chips (french fries) while still hot so it melts the butter and the fresh bread slices meld themselves around the layer of chips.

I mean, you could add some crispy onions, but why bugger around with perfection?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901422&forum_id=2.#50121398)



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Date: September 7th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Gloostick

WRONG

I checked many british sources and the way I did it was more common than the restaurant version

It's like an American saying "Uh no dude american cheese on white bread isn't a grilled cheese, you need two slices of fine brioche bread and a mix of guyere, fine sharp cheddar and bacon jam"

no, a grilled cheese is american on white

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901422&forum_id=2.#50121426)