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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
Black stirring yarmulke national security agency
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
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  11/11/25
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Excitant cuckoldry
  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
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go, get drunk, come home late af
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Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road ...
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  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
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  11/11/25
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This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
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  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
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  11/11/25
Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
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  11/11/25
do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
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  11/11/25
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relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
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i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brie...
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  11/11/25
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Infuriating Hairraiser Whorehouse
  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Black stirring yarmulke national security agency

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Pungent shimmering ratface garrison

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Black stirring yarmulke national security agency

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Pungent shimmering ratface garrison

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Ivory beta macaca tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421713)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Milky glittery son of senegal people who are hurt

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Excitant cuckoldry

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Black stirring yarmulke national security agency

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Excitant cuckoldry

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: lascivious dysfunction

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: Cowardly Location Trump Supporter



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: submissive ocher crackhouse useless brakes

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Black stirring yarmulke national security agency

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: vibrant trailer park internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421769)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: razzle liquid oxygen

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: provocative point

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Black stirring yarmulke national security agency

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: provocative point

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: razzle liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Spectacular emerald masturbator pervert

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Black stirring yarmulke national security agency

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Racy bbw

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Spectacular emerald masturbator pervert

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: bespoke queen of the night

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Black stirring yarmulke national security agency

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: offensive beady-eyed volcanic crater immigrant

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: turquoise sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49423279)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: ruby sinister legal warrant toilet seat

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: fragrant fantasy-prone theatre

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: bespoke queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421701)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: bronze idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: Infuriating Hairraiser Whorehouse



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Greedy Laughsome Stead Boiling Water

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49423235)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: turquoise sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49423280)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: razzmatazz kitchen

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Black stirring yarmulke national security agency

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Infuriating Hairraiser Whorehouse

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Talented bearded quadroon shrine

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Chartreuse lay

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Black stirring yarmulke national security agency

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: jade zippy old irish cottage

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Black stirring yarmulke national security agency



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Electric Haunting Azn Piazza

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Black stirring yarmulke national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421703)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: turquoise sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49423284)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: bronze idea he suggested

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Cowardly Location Trump Supporter



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: rebellious big corner



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Pungent shimmering ratface garrison



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: vibrant trailer park internal respiration



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Talented bearded quadroon shrine



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Effete comical private investor field



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Wonderful indirect expression headpube

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Black stirring yarmulke national security agency

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: fuchsia office

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Ivory beta macaca tattoo

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49424851)