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McJesus still alive. Terrible team around him but not dead y...
copper nofapping juggernaut
  04/30/26
the Oilers always get into these tough spots. I think Vegas...
self-centered filthy public bath dopamine
  04/30/26
Edmonton has a shit tier roster and that's why they always l...
copper nofapping juggernaut
  04/30/26
Vegas has a stuck-up attitude from Eichel and Marner mostly ...
self-centered filthy public bath dopamine
  04/30/26
Yeah the Mammoth are cooked. I just can't believe they fired...
copper nofapping juggernaut
  04/30/26
still don’t entirely know why they didn’t choose...
self-centered filthy public bath dopamine
  04/30/26
Cr cheap owner didn't want to PAY
copper nofapping juggernaut
  04/30/26
He may have had mixed vibes from locals who didn’t lik...
self-centered filthy public bath dopamine
  04/30/26
Isn't it just a rebrand of the JAZZ uniforms
copper nofapping juggernaut
  04/30/26
Flyers all the way
Salmon forum
  04/30/26
They're not getting past Tampa/Montreal. I think this is the...
copper nofapping juggernaut
  04/30/26
I’m happy for the Habs regardless. If they could inje...
self-centered filthy public bath dopamine
  04/30/26
I thought Tampa was the best team in the East all year. Not ...
copper nofapping juggernaut
  04/30/26
it’ll be the Canes or Bolts no doubt. The East is ter...
self-centered filthy public bath dopamine
  04/30/26
If the Canes win the East I will prolapse my anus on tinycha...
copper nofapping juggernaut
  04/30/26
canada never wins the cup
Salmon forum
  04/30/26
They have Depth which is something that cannot be said of an...
copper nofapping juggernaut
  04/30/26
the Canadiens have a bunch of youngsters who aren’t us...
self-centered filthy public bath dopamine
  04/30/26
I think they have the right stuff. We're seeing them play at...
copper nofapping juggernaut
  04/30/26
McDavid is the most overrated queer of all time
Razzle-dazzle Amber Laser Beams
  04/30/26
Uhhhhh false lmao
copper nofapping juggernaut
  04/30/26
Outscored by Evan Rodrigues in a stanley cup final lol. Chok...
Razzle-dazzle Amber Laser Beams
  04/30/26
Low IQ shtick
copper nofapping juggernaut
  04/30/26
Wild > Northstars
self-centered filthy public bath dopamine
  04/30/26
What in the absolute fuck is going on here
copper nofapping juggernaut
  04/30/26
1:0 at 13:37
self-centered filthy public bath dopamine
  04/30/26
just look closely at the Wild logo
self-centered filthy public bath dopamine
  04/30/26
They need a rebrand. I will say the current unis suck less t...
copper nofapping juggernaut
  04/30/26
Cheering for the team usa guys. Want to see either wild with...
Slate exciting knife church building
  04/30/26
Quinn Hughes and Matt Boldy are legit. Definitely rooting fo...
copper nofapping juggernaut
  04/30/26
McFaggot aint getting out of the first round and then probab...
Razzle-dazzle Amber Laser Beams
  04/30/26
I love eichel, but mcdavid is on an entirely different level...
Cordovan zombie-like twinkling uncleanness personal credit line
  04/30/26
Jack Hughes said he was shitting his pants when McDavid was ...
copper nofapping juggernaut
  04/30/26
So magical how he tried to play the hero and skate the lengt...
Razzle-dazzle Amber Laser Beams
  04/30/26
He's only wired one way, to Win the Cup. This dude had like ...
copper nofapping juggernaut
  04/30/26
Hang the 100 assists in a season banner and hold the parade
Razzle-dazzle Amber Laser Beams
  04/30/26
My point is that he's a winning player not a puck hog. And y...
copper nofapping juggernaut
  04/30/26
Tage_Thompson and upstate NYer Alex_Tuch are going to bring ...
galvanic bossy gaming laptop lodge
  05/01/26
Dallas is such a bitchboi team with a hapa as their best pla...
Cordovan zombie-like twinkling uncleanness personal credit line
  04/30/26
*Habs fans nod nervously*
copper nofapping juggernaut
  04/30/26
it's over
copper nofapping juggernaut
  04/30/26
Jew Hyman kicking the puck
Razzle-dazzle Amber Laser Beams
  04/30/26
GOLAZO
copper nofapping juggernaut
  04/30/26
McPussy has 1 shot lol
Razzle-dazzle Amber Laser Beams
  05/01/26
gorgeous shot
copper nofapping juggernaut
  05/01/26
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Slate exciting knife church building
  05/01/26
https://x.com/statmuse/status/2050077295298195590?s=61
Slate exciting knife church building
  05/01/26
Kings lost to Colorado too. Frauds?
copper nofapping juggernaut
  05/01/26
The NHL playoff format with forced divisional games is terri...
Cordovan zombie-like twinkling uncleanness personal credit line
  05/01/26
I think it's better than before. More competitive regular se...
copper nofapping juggernaut
  05/01/26
Hockey already has more parity and randomness than other maj...
Cordovan zombie-like twinkling uncleanness personal credit line
  05/01/26
cr but you get a guaranteed great matchup in the 1st round. ...
copper nofapping juggernaut
  05/01/26
Everything this kike bettman touches turns to shit
Razzle-dazzle Amber Laser Beams
  05/01/26
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scarlet stage
  05/01/26
oh no he massively grew the sport! revenue and player salari...
copper nofapping juggernaut
  05/01/26
lol @ HAtp spazzing out itt
scarlet stage
  05/01/26
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Razzle-dazzle Amber Laser Beams
  05/01/26
The Flyers suck and are gonna lose to Carolina in 4/5. Carol...
Wine toilet seat hominid
  05/01/26
Carolina is 100% guaranteed to lose in the CF to Montreal/Ta...
copper nofapping juggernaut
  05/01/26
They could maybe lose to Tampa, not Montreal. But MTL will p...
Wine toilet seat hominid
  05/01/26
MTL-BOS will be a great series
copper nofapping juggernaut
  05/01/26
Boston is losing tonight
Wine toilet seat hominid
  05/01/26
Cr
Wine toilet seat hominid
  05/02/26
Montreal is cooked too
copper nofapping juggernaut
  05/02/26
TONIGHT MTL vs TB -> Tampa Bay BOS vs BUF -> Buffalo...
Wine toilet seat hominid
  05/01/26
Bolts B's VGK
copper nofapping juggernaut
  05/01/26
✅ ✅ ✅
Wine toilet seat hominid
  05/01/26
Now I wish I had picked Utah so I could at least tie you
copper nofapping juggernaut
  05/01/26
Beginner's luck
copper nofapping juggernaut
  05/02/26
Get on the xo Sabres Wagon.
galvanic bossy gaming laptop lodge
  05/02/26
Bolts Knights Final. I only root for teams from no tax state...
copper nofapping juggernaut
  05/02/26
cr
Wine toilet seat hominid
  05/02/26
...
Cerebral pistol
  05/06/26
TONIGHT CAR vs PHI -> Canes
Wine toilet seat hominid
  05/02/26
Cr Canes won't choke until CF
copper nofapping juggernaut
  05/02/26
Flyers might be able to steal 1 or 2 but they really aren't ...
Wine toilet seat hominid
  05/02/26
I have a genuine antipathy for the Metro division. So I coul...
copper nofapping juggernaut
  05/02/26
It's going to be interesting with all four eastern goalies -...
Wine toilet seat hominid
  05/02/26
Wine toilet seat hominid
  05/03/26
I'm on the anyone but Avs bandwagon. Fuck mackinnon and maka...
Slate exciting knife church building
  05/02/26
Wtf why. I love those guys.
copper nofapping juggernaut
  05/02/26
Cocky ass, crybaby canadians who only made excuses for losin...
Slate exciting knife church building
  05/02/26
That Pacific Division is trash, whoever comes out of it is g...
Wine toilet seat hominid
  05/02/26
...
copper nofapping juggernaut
  05/02/26
TBL vs MTL -> Tampa, Dobes can't keep this up COL vs MIN...
Wine toilet seat hominid
  05/03/26
At this point I'm just rooting for you to be wrong
copper nofapping juggernaut
  05/03/26
Dobes and rsf 2 best tOSU alum goalies
Aggressive Marvelous Voyeur Bbw
  05/03/26
❌ maybe I'm wrong about Dobes but crazy the Habs could get...
Wine toilet seat hominid
  05/03/26
Heh. Dobes. Heh.
Cordovan zombie-like twinkling uncleanness personal credit line
  05/04/26
✅ Crazy fucking game
Wine toilet seat hominid
  05/03/26
Hair fully blown back
copper nofapping juggernaut
  05/04/26
Missed the start of Canes surprised the Flyers are winning t...
Wine toilet seat hominid
  05/04/26
Ducks have an insanely good young team. Gonna be nasty in a ...
Razzle-dazzle Amber Laser Beams
  05/04/26
Pacific defeating the Central would be really funny. Ducks n...
copper nofapping juggernaut
  05/04/26
Dobes is coming back down to earth
Wine toilet seat hominid
  05/06/26
yikes
copper nofapping juggernaut
  05/06/26
Flyers are toast
Wine toilet seat hominid
  05/07/26
By law Carolina can only lose in the conference final
copper nofapping juggernaut
  05/07/26
good. Philly is a black hole of depression and death
scarlet stage
  05/08/26
Bye bye Philly
Wine toilet seat hominid
  05/09/26
...
copper nofapping juggernaut
  05/11/26
Fake win
copper nofapping juggernaut
  05/18/26
bye Buffalo ljl
scarlet stage
  05/19/26
God damn, fuck VGK
Wine toilet seat hominid
  05/24/26
Team of destiny
copper nofapping juggernaut
  05/24/26
Update: I am starting to like them. Marner deserves it. Anyt...
copper nofapping juggernaut
  05/25/26


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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:30 PM
Author: copper nofapping juggernaut

McJesus still alive. Terrible team around him but not dead yet. The last two years I predicted the Oilers would win the Cup. So close!

Taking qs obviously.

Wild no longer Suck. Flyers to the Conference Finals ez.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49854745)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: self-centered filthy public bath dopamine

the Oilers always get into these tough spots.

I think Vegas or Colorado will win it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49855191)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: copper nofapping juggernaut

Edmonton has a shit tier roster and that's why they always lose. They also have Jesus on their side who wills them to victory like a Greek God. Only Florida has the Answer.

If Colorado doesn't win the West it's an embarrassment given they have two of the best five players in the league and an excellent supporting cast. They have to at least make the Final to justify their existence. Vegas makes me puke. Go Utah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49855202)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: self-centered filthy public bath dopamine

Vegas has a stuck-up attitude from Eichel and Marner mostly but they have guys like Stone as well. The “Mammoth” guys will learn a lot from the more experienced knights

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49855284)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:09 PM
Author: copper nofapping juggernaut

Yeah the Mammoth are cooked. I just can't believe they fired Bruce Cassidy. I thought that was crazy. I have a serious case of Marchessault nostalgia. I cannot stomach the New Regime. Also their gold lamé unis make them all look like homos. You can't unsee it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49855306)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: self-centered filthy public bath dopamine

still don’t entirely know why they didn’t choose Yeti. apparently that name was taken by some dipshit bottle company

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49855344)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: copper nofapping juggernaut

Cr cheap owner didn't want to PAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49855345)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:31 PM
Author: self-centered filthy public bath dopamine

He may have had mixed vibes from locals who didn’t like Yeti. That owner seems pretty relaxed in his choice of attire wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49855357)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: copper nofapping juggernaut

Isn't it just a rebrand of the JAZZ uniforms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49855394)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:24 PM
Author: Salmon forum

Flyers all the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49855197)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: copper nofapping juggernaut

They're not getting past Tampa/Montreal. I think this is the Habs year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49855199)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: self-centered filthy public bath dopamine

I’m happy for the Habs regardless. If they could inject some juice into Laine they might have a chance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49855252)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: copper nofapping juggernaut

I thought Tampa was the best team in the East all year. Not the greatest Tampa team ever but they're ultra resilient. Wouldn't surprise me if they came back and won. Whoever gets out of that series is winning the East.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49855295)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:11 PM
Author: self-centered filthy public bath dopamine

it’ll be the Canes or Bolts no doubt. The East is terrible, if you put the Panthers or Jackets in that bracket right now one would win out easily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49855312)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: copper nofapping juggernaut

If the Canes win the East I will prolapse my anus on tinychat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49855316)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:09 PM
Author: Salmon forum

canada never wins the cup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49855307)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:11 PM
Author: copper nofapping juggernaut

They have Depth which is something that cannot be said of any recent Canadian team including the Oil Men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49855313)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: self-centered filthy public bath dopamine

the Canadiens have a bunch of youngsters who aren’t used to the playoffs - they need vets like Josh Anderson and Laine to deliver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49855330)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: copper nofapping juggernaut

I think they have the right stuff. We're seeing them play at a high level right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49855342)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:31 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Amber Laser Beams

McDavid is the most overrated queer of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49855359)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: copper nofapping juggernaut

Uhhhhh false lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49855396)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:42 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Amber Laser Beams

Outscored by Evan Rodrigues in a stanley cup final lol. Choked 2 stanleys cup and an olympics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49855400)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: copper nofapping juggernaut

Low IQ shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49855408)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:40 PM
Author: self-centered filthy public bath dopamine

Wild > Northstars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49855392)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: copper nofapping juggernaut

What in the absolute fuck is going on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49855398)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: self-centered filthy public bath dopamine

1:0 at 13:37

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49855427)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:58 PM
Author: self-centered filthy public bath dopamine

just look closely at the Wild logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49855437)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: copper nofapping juggernaut

They need a rebrand. I will say the current unis suck less than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49855533)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Slate exciting knife church building

Cheering for the team usa guys. Want to see either wild with quinn hughes or sabres with thompson win it all. Would love to see mccrybaby fail, not to mention those fags on the avs.

Eichel >>>> mccrybaby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49855407)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: copper nofapping juggernaut

Quinn Hughes and Matt Boldy are legit. Definitely rooting for them.

McJesus is the truth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49855410)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Amber Laser Beams

McFaggot aint getting out of the first round and then probably goes to play in Dallas or vegas or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49855421)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Cordovan zombie-like twinkling uncleanness personal credit line

I love eichel, but mcdavid is on an entirely different level. Watching the olympics made that clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49855430)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: copper nofapping juggernaut

Jack Hughes said he was shitting his pants when McDavid was bearing down on him. This is why he's very difficult to beat in 5 on 5 hockey. He needs defensemen to be the back stop. He's very hard to beat in 5 on 5.

McJesus is just such a magical player and if you can't see it you hate life and yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49855513)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Amber Laser Beams

So magical how he tried to play the hero and skate the length of the ice without passing in 3 on 3 OT where possession matters more than anything and turned it over and then USA scored the game winner hahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49855539)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: copper nofapping juggernaut

He's only wired one way, to Win the Cup. This dude had like 100 assists in a season. He sets people up all the time. Jack Hughes can't even make the playoffs dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49855608)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:57 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Amber Laser Beams

Hang the 100 assists in a season banner and hold the parade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49855664)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: copper nofapping juggernaut

My point is that he's a winning player not a puck hog. And yeah I don't think he will ever be able to do it in Edmonton. I'm a firm believer that Canadian tax and currency problems hold them back. Their system holds them back from at least one star player in free agency per roster if not two. More likely two.

No tax states absolutely dominating The Cup lately. He's got two years after this in Edmonton. I think at that point he will bail. And honestly he should not have signed that extension.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49855684)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: galvanic bossy gaming laptop lodge

Tage_Thompson and upstate NYer Alex_Tuch are going to bring it home tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49856921)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Cordovan zombie-like twinkling uncleanness personal credit line

Dallas is such a bitchboi team with a hapa as their best player

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49855433)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: copper nofapping juggernaut

*Habs fans nod nervously*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49855515)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 11:56 PM
Author: copper nofapping juggernaut

it's over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49856146)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Amber Laser Beams

Jew Hyman kicking the puck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49856149)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: copper nofapping juggernaut

GOLAZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49856157)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Amber Laser Beams

McPussy has 1 shot lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49856185)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: copper nofapping juggernaut

gorgeous shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49856197)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: Slate exciting knife church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49856329)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:43 AM
Author: Slate exciting knife church building

https://x.com/statmuse/status/2050077295298195590?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49856332)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:55 AM
Author: copper nofapping juggernaut

Kings lost to Colorado too. Frauds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49856339)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: Cordovan zombie-like twinkling uncleanness personal credit line

The NHL playoff format with forced divisional games is terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49856795)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: copper nofapping juggernaut

I think it's better than before. More competitive regular season because some divisions are stacked so you have to compete way more. High likelihood of early rivalry series. First two rounds are gas. The main problem with the format is the conference finals are usually lopsided because one division sucks way more than the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49856800)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: Cordovan zombie-like twinkling uncleanness personal credit line

Hockey already has more parity and randomness than other major sports, and teams in weaker divisions already benefit from playing a softer schedule. It kind of sucks forcing a Dallas-Minnesota first round with the winner having to play Colorado, while having 4 shit teams in the other half of the bracket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49856841)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: copper nofapping juggernaut

cr but you get a guaranteed great matchup in the 1st round. several right now. and 2nd round is gas brah. You get 2 rounds of mostly quality matchups. Then shit tier CF. Final is good 50% of the time which is better than most other sports.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49856956)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:02 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Amber Laser Beams

Everything this kike bettman touches turns to shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49856846)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: scarlet stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49856933)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: copper nofapping juggernaut

oh no he massively grew the sport! revenue and player salaries are way up and the sports is more popular than ever! what a dick!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49856960)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: scarlet stage

lol @ HAtp spazzing out itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49856878)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Amber Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49856907)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Wine toilet seat hominid

The Flyers suck and are gonna lose to Carolina in 4/5. Carolina or Buffalo to Stanley Cup. Probably Carolina.

Avalanche win it, no other team is close this year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49857066)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: copper nofapping juggernaut

Carolina is 100% guaranteed to lose in the CF to Montreal/Tampa

Avs should win the West if they don't it's a choke job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49857082)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:48 PM
Author: Wine toilet seat hominid

They could maybe lose to Tampa, not Montreal. But MTL will probably go through then lose to Buffalo. MTLs goaltending sucks ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49857196)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: copper nofapping juggernaut

MTL-BOS will be a great series

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49857205)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Wine toilet seat hominid

Boston is losing tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49857232)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 1:18 AM
Author: Wine toilet seat hominid

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49858959)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 1:28 AM
Author: copper nofapping juggernaut

Montreal is cooked too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49858978)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: Wine toilet seat hominid

TONIGHT

MTL vs TB -> Tampa Bay

BOS vs BUF -> Buffalo

VGK vs UTA -> Vegas unfortunately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49857860)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:13 PM
Author: copper nofapping juggernaut

Bolts

B's

VGK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49857929)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:19 PM
Author: Wine toilet seat hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49858334)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:25 PM
Author: copper nofapping juggernaut

Now I wish I had picked Utah so I could at least tie you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49858347)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 1:28 AM
Author: copper nofapping juggernaut

Beginner's luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49858977)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: galvanic bossy gaming laptop lodge

Get on the xo Sabres Wagon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49859717)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:43 PM
Author: copper nofapping juggernaut

Bolts Knights Final. I only root for teams from no tax states. The magic of no income tax cannot be understated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49859745)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:49 PM
Author: Wine toilet seat hominid

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49859754)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: Cerebral pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49870909)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:49 PM
Author: Wine toilet seat hominid

TONIGHT

CAR vs PHI -> Canes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49859753)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: copper nofapping juggernaut

Cr

Canes won't choke until CF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49859758)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Wine toilet seat hominid

Flyers might be able to steal 1 or 2 but they really aren't very good. The Penguins are mediocre too. Carolina were always going through here. Only thing that can save Philly is Vladar playing out of his mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49859766)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:01 PM
Author: copper nofapping juggernaut

I have a genuine antipathy for the Metro division. So I couldn't care less what they do. I just hope Bolts in 5 in the CF. If Buffalo goes through I don't know what I'll do. But I'm very bullish on TBL. The West I cannot predict.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49859794)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Wine toilet seat hominid

It's going to be interesting with all four eastern goalies - Andersen, Vladar, Lyon, Vasilevsky playing at a super high level. But you'd expect regression for the two shittier goalies, Lyon and Vladar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49860230)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 12:15 AM
Author: Wine toilet seat hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49860871)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:26 PM
Author: Slate exciting knife church building

I'm on the anyone but Avs bandwagon. Fuck mackinnon and makar, fucking scrubs. Would love to see eichel fuck them in the ass in the WCF. But it would be even sweeter if hughes outplays makar in their series

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49860086)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: copper nofapping juggernaut

Wtf why.

I love those guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49860090)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Slate exciting knife church building

Cocky ass, crybaby canadians who only made excuses for losing the gold medal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49860098)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: Wine toilet seat hominid

That Pacific Division is trash, whoever comes out of it is getting smoked by whoever wins the Avs/Wild series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49860234)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 7:00 PM
Author: copper nofapping juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49860292)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 5:56 PM
Author: Wine toilet seat hominid

TBL vs MTL -> Tampa, Dobes can't keep this up

COL vs MIN -> Avs in a close game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49862297)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:44 PM
Author: copper nofapping juggernaut

At this point I'm just rooting for you to be wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49862404)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Aggressive Marvelous Voyeur Bbw

Dobes and rsf 2 best tOSU alum goalies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49862696)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Wine toilet seat hominid

❌ maybe I'm wrong about Dobes but crazy the Habs could get the goals to win on nine shots. Insane puck luck + goaltending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49862835)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Cordovan zombie-like twinkling uncleanness personal credit line

Heh. Dobes. Heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49863546)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Wine toilet seat hominid

✅ Crazy fucking game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49863187)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: copper nofapping juggernaut

Hair fully blown back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49863193)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: Wine toilet seat hominid

Missed the start of Canes surprised the Flyers are winning tho. Shit team.

VGK vs ANA -> Ducks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49865121)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Amber Laser Beams

Ducks have an insanely good young team. Gonna be nasty in a year or 2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49865144)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: copper nofapping juggernaut

Pacific defeating the Central would be really funny. Ducks nation rise up!

I have only met one genuine die hard Ducks fan in my entire life and he was a Hapa from OC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49865199)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Wine toilet seat hominid

Dobes is coming back down to earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49870902)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: copper nofapping juggernaut

yikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49870921)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 10:24 PM
Author: Wine toilet seat hominid

Flyers are toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49874056)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 10:25 PM
Author: copper nofapping juggernaut

By law Carolina can only lose in the conference final

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49874060)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 9:55 AM
Author: scarlet stage

good. Philly is a black hole of depression and death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49874622)



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Date: May 9th, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Wine toilet seat hominid

Bye bye Philly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49877468)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: copper nofapping juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49879563)



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Date: May 18th, 2026 10:55 PM
Author: copper nofapping juggernaut

Fake win

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49889360)



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Date: May 19th, 2026 7:38 AM
Author: scarlet stage

bye Buffalo ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49889629)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Wine toilet seat hominid

God damn, fuck VGK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49899255)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: copper nofapping juggernaut

Team of destiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49899259)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: copper nofapping juggernaut

Update: I am starting to like them. Marner deserves it. Anything less than MTL VGK af this point will be unwatchable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2.#49899893)