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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Motley Sapphire Forum
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Milky Mood Den
  01/26/16
This one stings.
House-broken Mint Toaster Piazza
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
disgusting cruise ship
  01/26/16
jesus no...
Drunken drab base
  10/24/16
...
wonderful pisswyrm organic girlfriend
  01/03/17
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embarrassed to the bone crawly hospital
  02/20/18
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bull headed excitant wrinkle kitty cat
  06/03/19
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disgusting cruise ship
  10/14/20
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bistre glittery hunting ground voyeur
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startling box office
  01/25/16
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Contagious Translucent Elastic Band
  01/25/16
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jade ungodly fanboi plaza
  01/25/16
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Heady incel love of her life
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Contagious Translucent Elastic Band
  01/25/16
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jade ungodly fanboi plaza
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Exhilarant hideous electric furnace field
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
brass rough-skinned senate mad-dog skullcap
  01/25/16
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Marvelous nubile lodge internal respiration
  01/25/16
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Motley Sapphire Forum
  01/25/16
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Godawful office masturbator
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
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Milky Mood Den
  01/26/16
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Dead Elite Library Cuckoldry
  01/26/16
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Misanthropic swashbuckling menage
  11/27/16
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brass rough-skinned senate mad-dog skullcap
  06/13/17
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Comical internet-worthy hell
  12/19/17
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Motley Sapphire Forum
  01/24/18
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Khaki gas station foreskin
  06/10/24
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House-broken Mint Toaster Piazza
  01/26/16
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Hyperventilating Outnumbered Stead Idea He Suggested
  10/24/16
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wonderful pisswyrm organic girlfriend
  11/27/16
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brass rough-skinned senate mad-dog skullcap
  01/23/17
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vermilion striped hyena
  03/15/17
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brass rough-skinned senate mad-dog skullcap
  04/20/17
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brass rough-skinned senate mad-dog skullcap
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brass rough-skinned senate mad-dog skullcap
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Khaki gas station foreskin
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ruthless.
Bearded aquamarine hominid nursing home
  01/25/16
Brutal
Marvelous nubile lodge internal respiration
  01/25/16
...
mustard soul-stirring dragon site
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
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  01/25/16
toxic
Scarlet Faggotry Gunner
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
Exciting trailer park
  01/25/16
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startling box office
  01/25/16
...
Motley Sapphire Forum
  01/25/16
...
Gaped hissy fit
  01/25/16
damnit
Adventurous nighttime multi-billionaire psychic
  01/25/16
...
Contagious Translucent Elastic Band
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
Motley Sapphire Forum
  01/25/16
jfc
brass rough-skinned senate mad-dog skullcap
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Contagious Translucent Elastic Band
  01/25/16
...
Motley Sapphire Forum
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
brass rough-skinned senate mad-dog skullcap
  01/25/16
Cr
Motley Sapphire Forum
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
medicated balding bawdyhouse kitty
  01/25/16
hm
Fighting native
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
medicated balding bawdyhouse kitty
  01/25/16
wait
odious rehab
  01/25/16
...
House-broken Mint Toaster Piazza
  01/26/16
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Vigorous sanctuary trust fund
  01/25/16
...
Motley Sapphire Forum
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
Exciting trailer park
  01/25/16
...
primrose goal in life mediation
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Bearded aquamarine hominid nursing home
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
brass rough-skinned senate mad-dog skullcap
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Bearded aquamarine hominid nursing home
  01/25/16
...
odious rehab
  01/25/16
...
Comical internet-worthy hell
  01/25/16
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Irradiated flickering degenerate
  01/25/16
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Adventurous nighttime multi-billionaire psychic
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Gaped hissy fit
  01/25/16
...
Motley Sapphire Forum
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
chartreuse church
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
Motley Sapphire Forum
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
Stirring pit
  01/25/16
...
fragrant emerald space faggot firefighter
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
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stimulating sweet tailpipe
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Godawful office masturbator
  01/25/16
damn
medicated balding bawdyhouse kitty
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...
adulterous ticket booth son of senegal
  01/25/16
O LORD
Coiffed charismatic kitchen
  01/25/16
jfc
umber indian lodge
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
Free-loading ratface
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
aromatic burgundy regret jewess
  01/25/16
...
Contagious Translucent Elastic Band
  01/25/16
Lmao
Motley Sapphire Forum
  01/25/16
...
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House-broken Mint Toaster Piazza
  01/26/16
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Dead Elite Library Cuckoldry
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Motley Sapphire Forum
  02/15/16
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  07/08/17
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Self-centered Selfie Black Woman
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  07/08/17
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Motley Sapphire Forum
  10/27/17
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  12/26/17
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Motley Sapphire Forum
  05/24/18
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Motley Sapphire Forum
  03/16/20
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Aphrodisiac brunch
  02/18/22
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Mischievous Pearl Chad Lay
  10/13/23
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flirting indecent meetinghouse
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
Adventurous nighttime multi-billionaire psychic
  01/25/16
ouch
ivory casino
  01/26/16
poison
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  01/26/16
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Overrated Grizzly Stag Film Marketing Idea
  01/26/16
180
Milky Mood Den
  01/26/16
...
odious rehab
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
crimson bipolar spot cuck
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
Rose razzle-dazzle idiot parlor
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
House-broken Mint Toaster Piazza
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
medicated balding bawdyhouse kitty
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
Seedy center
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
Supple Public Bath Blood Rage
  01/26/16
RIP brother
shaky boiling water
  09/27/16
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Mischievous Pearl Chad Lay
  12/26/17
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Dead Elite Library Cuckoldry
  08/12/19
180
disgusting cruise ship
  01/26/16
...
Dead Elite Library Cuckoldry
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
white mind-boggling nowag
  01/27/16
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Comical internet-worthy hell
  01/27/16
...
Motley Sapphire Forum
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
Indigo Provocative Boltzmann
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
Indigo Provocative Boltzmann
  02/02/16
...
Sickened Parlour Mexican
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
sable duck-like new version
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
Harsh blathering whorehouse
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
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  02/24/16
18000000
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  03/04/16
165
Bossy jet house jap
  03/04/16
...
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  05/19/16
chilling
Maroon Half-breed Queen Of The Night
  10/24/16
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  12/17/16
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  01/23/17
toxic
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Irradiated flickering degenerate
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  06/01/17
180 existential horror
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  07/08/17
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dull macaca corner
  10/27/17
mother of god
Self-centered Selfie Black Woman
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
Irate theatre
  10/27/17
JFC
Big potus twinkling uncleanness
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  12/26/17
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  12/26/17
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180 antidepressant drug
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Spectacular chocolate therapy
  09/26/21
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  07/28/25
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Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
Laughsome Point Gaming Laptop
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
maize swollen location
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
Godawful office masturbator
  01/25/16
...
aromatic burgundy regret jewess
  01/25/16
...
electric out-of-control ape
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Marvelous nubile lodge internal respiration
  01/25/16
toxic
medicated balding bawdyhouse kitty
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Marvelous nubile lodge internal respiration
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
medicated balding bawdyhouse kitty
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Marvelous nubile lodge internal respiration
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
Motley Sapphire Forum
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
medicated balding bawdyhouse kitty
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
Motley Sapphire Forum
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Carmine home really tough guy
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
medicated balding bawdyhouse kitty
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Marvelous nubile lodge internal respiration
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
chartreuse church
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Marvelous nubile lodge internal respiration
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
chartreuse church
  01/25/16
TY bro
Marvelous nubile lodge internal respiration
  01/25/16
...
aromatic burgundy regret jewess
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
abusive twisted crackhouse associate
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
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  10/27/17
...
azure liquid oxygen
  10/27/17
...
Motley Sapphire Forum
  05/24/18
...
concupiscible toilet seat
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
orchid turdskin persian
  10/27/17
credited advice
180 antidepressant drug
  05/24/18
even more toxic
medicated balding bawdyhouse kitty
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
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  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
medicated balding bawdyhouse kitty
  01/25/16
i lol'd
razzmatazz federal church building
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Marvelous nubile lodge internal respiration
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
chartreuse church
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
medicated balding bawdyhouse kitty
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
Motley Sapphire Forum
  01/25/16
lol
Talented green juggernaut
  06/01/17
...
Marvelous nubile lodge internal respiration
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
medicated balding bawdyhouse kitty
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Marvelous nubile lodge internal respiration
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Milky Mood Den
  01/26/16
...
Mischievous Pearl Chad Lay
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
Free-loading ratface
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Free-loading ratface
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Marvelous nubile lodge internal respiration
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
Free-loading ratface
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
medicated balding bawdyhouse kitty
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
Free-loading ratface
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
medicated balding bawdyhouse kitty
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Free-loading ratface
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
Motley Sapphire Forum
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Marvelous nubile lodge internal respiration
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
medicated balding bawdyhouse kitty
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Marvelous nubile lodge internal respiration
  01/25/16
Lmao
Mentally impaired racy locale
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
Motley Sapphire Forum
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
brass rough-skinned senate mad-dog skullcap
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
Motley Sapphire Forum
  01/25/16
lmao true
medicated balding bawdyhouse kitty
  01/25/16
...
odious rehab
  01/26/16
...
Mischievous Pearl Chad Lay
  12/26/17
Haha
Peach state headpube
  03/19/20
...
Marvelous nubile lodge internal respiration
  01/25/16
...
Gaped hissy fit
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
crimson bipolar spot cuck
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
abusive twisted crackhouse associate
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
amethyst area
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
lime round eye rigpig
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
Motley Sapphire Forum
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
orchid turdskin persian
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
shaky boiling water
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
Costumed Cerebral Theater Stage
  06/03/19
oh no
Seedy center
  08/08/19
LOL
salmon titillating genital piercing
  03/16/20
JFC
concupiscible toilet seat
  03/19/20
Update?
Aphrodisiac brunch
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
Lascivious business firm
  01/25/16
...
Marvelous nubile lodge internal respiration
  01/25/16
...
Comical internet-worthy hell
  05/19/16
...
Vigorous sanctuary trust fund
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Metal Institution Windowlicker
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Gaped hissy fit
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Metal Institution Windowlicker
  01/26/16
Cr
Gaped hissy fit
  01/26/16
...
House-broken Mint Toaster Piazza
  01/26/16
...
House-broken Mint Toaster Piazza
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
Metal Institution Windowlicker
  01/26/16
...
Laughsome Point Gaming Laptop
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
carnelian angry alpha french chef
  01/26/16
...
carnelian angry alpha french chef
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
bistre glittery hunting ground voyeur
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
naked bateful resort
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
high-end sneaky criminal address
  01/26/16
...
buck-toothed station
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Milky Mood Den
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
odious rehab
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
brass rough-skinned senate mad-dog skullcap
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
high-end sneaky criminal address
  01/26/16
Lmfao
Motley Sapphire Forum
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
bistre glittery hunting ground voyeur
  01/26/16
...
Very tactful vibrant locus
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...
Peach state headpube
  03/16/20
...
disgusting cruise ship
  01/26/16
...
odious rehab
  01/26/16
...
buck-toothed station
  01/26/16
...
Comical internet-worthy hell
  03/28/16
...
dashing shrine hairy legs
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
Boyish Abode Fat Ankles
  01/26/16
...
Motley Sapphire Forum
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Carmine home really tough guy
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
disgusting cruise ship
  01/26/16
...
Drunken drab base
  10/24/16
...
odious rehab
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
razzmatazz federal church building
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
diverse cobalt haunted graveyard people who are hurt
  04/04/16
...
vermilion striped hyena
  03/15/17
*applause*
Haunting apoplectic digit ratio chapel
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...
Spectacular chocolate therapy
  09/26/21
...
orchid turdskin persian
  01/26/16
...
odious rehab
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
Metal Institution Windowlicker
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
odious rehab
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
Motley Sapphire Forum
  01/26/16
...
Metal Institution Windowlicker
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
Metal Institution Windowlicker
  01/26/16
...
Gaped hissy fit
  01/26/16
...
chartreuse church
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Supple Public Bath Blood Rage
  01/26/16
Describe
Metal Institution Windowlicker
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Supple Public Bath Blood Rage
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
Metal Institution Windowlicker
  01/26/16
...
odious rehab
  01/26/16
...
chartreuse church
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Motley Sapphire Forum
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Supple Public Bath Blood Rage
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
brass rough-skinned senate mad-dog skullcap
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Supple Public Bath Blood Rage
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
dull macaca corner
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Dead Elite Library Cuckoldry
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Supple Public Bath Blood Rage
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
crimson bipolar spot cuck
  01/26/16
Fuck
dull macaca corner
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
Vigorous sanctuary trust fund
  01/26/16
cq's!
medicated balding bawdyhouse kitty
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Supple Public Bath Blood Rage
  01/26/16
...
concupiscible toilet seat
  03/19/20
...
vermilion striped hyena
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Histrionic Onyx School Cafeteria Depressive
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Carmine home really tough guy
  01/26/16
except for your autism
Laughsome Point Gaming Laptop
  01/26/16
...
Motley Sapphire Forum
  01/26/16
...
180 antidepressant drug
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Carmine home really tough guy
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
chartreuse church
  01/26/16
...
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wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
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this guy gets it
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180
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180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
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wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
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180 twist
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THIS
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I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
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I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
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shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
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The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
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Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
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180. *GULPS*
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...
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180
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what the fuck was in this?
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tyft brother
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mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
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The signs were, sadly, all there
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Vigorous sanctuary trust fund
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This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
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Jfc
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Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
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Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
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Obeezy’s recent past*
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Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
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37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
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ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Motley Sapphire Forum

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: Milky Mood Den

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: House-broken Mint Toaster Piazza

This one stings.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: disgusting cruise ship

I hate you for this.

*devises gory killself method*

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: brass rough-skinned senate mad-dog skullcap

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:32 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: flirting indecent meetinghouse

jesus you guys are fucking brutal

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:47 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: brass rough-skinned senate mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35445746)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: brass rough-skinned senate mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36120413)



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Author: Spectacular chocolate therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#43182516)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: Black galvanic sandwich national security agency



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: Khaki gas station foreskin



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: Khaki gas station foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#47634560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Bearded aquamarine hominid nursing home

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Marvelous nubile lodge internal respiration

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: mustard soul-stirring dragon site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: stimulating sweet tailpipe

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Scarlet Faggotry Gunner

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: Exciting trailer park

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: startling box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Motley Sapphire Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Gaped hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Adventurous nighttime multi-billionaire psychic

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Contagious Translucent Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678522)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Motley Sapphire Forum

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: brass rough-skinned senate mad-dog skullcap

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Contagious Translucent Elastic Band

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Motley Sapphire Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: brass rough-skinned senate mad-dog skullcap

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Motley Sapphire Forum

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: medicated balding bawdyhouse kitty

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Fighting native

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: medicated balding bawdyhouse kitty

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: odious rehab

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: House-broken Mint Toaster Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Vigorous sanctuary trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: Motley Sapphire Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Exciting trailer park

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: primrose goal in life mediation



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Bearded aquamarine hominid nursing home

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: brass rough-skinned senate mad-dog skullcap

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Bearded aquamarine hominid nursing home

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: odious rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: Comical internet-worthy hell



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: Irradiated flickering degenerate



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: Adventurous nighttime multi-billionaire psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Gaped hissy fit

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Motley Sapphire Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: chartreuse church

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Motley Sapphire Forum

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Stirring pit

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: fragrant emerald space faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: hairraiser hall private investor

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: stimulating sweet tailpipe



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Godawful office masturbator



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: medicated balding bawdyhouse kitty

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: buck-toothed station



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: adulterous ticket booth son of senegal



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Coiffed charismatic kitchen

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: umber indian lodge

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Free-loading ratface

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy regret jewess

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Contagious Translucent Elastic Band



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Motley Sapphire Forum

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: hyperactive infuriating rigor newt



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: House-broken Mint Toaster Piazza



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: buck-toothed station



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Dead Elite Library Cuckoldry



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Motley Sapphire Forum



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Author: naked bateful resort



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Self-centered Selfie Black Woman



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: frozen pungent stock car



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: Motley Sapphire Forum



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Razzle awkward garrison roast beef



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Motley Sapphire Forum



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: Motley Sapphire Forum



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac brunch



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: Mischievous Pearl Chad Lay



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: flirting indecent meetinghouse

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Adventurous nighttime multi-billionaire psychic

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: ivory casino

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: multi-colored clear filthpig

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29681911)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: Overrated Grizzly Stag Film Marketing Idea



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: Milky Mood Den

180

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: odious rehab



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: crimson bipolar spot cuck

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: Rose razzle-dazzle idiot parlor

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: House-broken Mint Toaster Piazza

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: medicated balding bawdyhouse kitty

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Seedy center

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Supple Public Bath Blood Rage

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: shaky boiling water

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Mischievous Pearl Chad Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35011345)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: Dead Elite Library Cuckoldry



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: disgusting cruise ship

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: Dead Elite Library Cuckoldry



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: white mind-boggling nowag

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: Comical internet-worthy hell



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Motley Sapphire Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29715945)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Indigo Provocative Boltzmann

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Indigo Provocative Boltzmann

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: Sickened Parlour Mexican



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: sable duck-like new version

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Harsh blathering whorehouse

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: iridescent appetizing tanning salon

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: floppy orange dilemma

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: Bossy jet house jap

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: aggressive curious school coffee pot



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: Maroon Half-breed Queen Of The Night

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: arousing lilac stage circlehead

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Passionate Brethren Bbw

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: concupiscible toilet seat

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: demanding university

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: vermilion striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: Irradiated flickering degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: beady-eyed domesticated national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: vivacious gay heaven place of business

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: dull macaca corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Self-centered Selfie Black Woman

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Irate theatre

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Big potus twinkling uncleanness

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Trip jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: useless stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: 180 antidepressant drug

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: henna cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: cracking coral step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: dashing shrine hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Spectacular chocolate therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: insanely creepy smoky ceo pervert

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Laughsome Point Gaming Laptop

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: maize swollen location

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Godawful office masturbator

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy regret jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: electric out-of-control ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Marvelous nubile lodge internal respiration

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: medicated balding bawdyhouse kitty

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Marvelous nubile lodge internal respiration

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: medicated balding bawdyhouse kitty

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Marvelous nubile lodge internal respiration

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Motley Sapphire Forum

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: medicated balding bawdyhouse kitty

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Motley Sapphire Forum

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Carmine home really tough guy

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: medicated balding bawdyhouse kitty

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Marvelous nubile lodge internal respiration

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: chartreuse church

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Marvelous nubile lodge internal respiration

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: chartreuse church

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Marvelous nubile lodge internal respiration

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy regret jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: abusive twisted crackhouse associate

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: mustard soul-stirring dragon site

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: azure liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Motley Sapphire Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: concupiscible toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: orchid turdskin persian

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: 180 antidepressant drug

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: medicated balding bawdyhouse kitty

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: chestnut temple factory reset button

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: medicated balding bawdyhouse kitty

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: razzmatazz federal church building

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Marvelous nubile lodge internal respiration

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: chartreuse church

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: medicated balding bawdyhouse kitty

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Motley Sapphire Forum

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Talented green juggernaut

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Marvelous nubile lodge internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: medicated balding bawdyhouse kitty

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Marvelous nubile lodge internal respiration

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Milky Mood Den

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Mischievous Pearl Chad Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Free-loading ratface

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Free-loading ratface

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Marvelous nubile lodge internal respiration

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Free-loading ratface

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: medicated balding bawdyhouse kitty

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Free-loading ratface

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: medicated balding bawdyhouse kitty

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Free-loading ratface

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Motley Sapphire Forum

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Marvelous nubile lodge internal respiration

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: medicated balding bawdyhouse kitty

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Marvelous nubile lodge internal respiration

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Mentally impaired racy locale

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Motley Sapphire Forum

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: brass rough-skinned senate mad-dog skullcap

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Motley Sapphire Forum

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: medicated balding bawdyhouse kitty

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: odious rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: Mischievous Pearl Chad Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Peach state headpube

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Marvelous nubile lodge internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Gaped hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: crimson bipolar spot cuck

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: abusive twisted crackhouse associate

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: amethyst area

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: lime round eye rigpig

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Motley Sapphire Forum

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: orchid turdskin persian

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: shaky boiling water

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Costumed Cerebral Theater Stage

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Seedy center

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: salmon titillating genital piercing

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: concupiscible toilet seat

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac brunch

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Lascivious business firm

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Marvelous nubile lodge internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Comical internet-worthy hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Vigorous sanctuary trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Metal Institution Windowlicker

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Gaped hissy fit

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Metal Institution Windowlicker

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Gaped hissy fit

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: House-broken Mint Toaster Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: House-broken Mint Toaster Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Metal Institution Windowlicker

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: Laughsome Point Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: carnelian angry alpha french chef

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: carnelian angry alpha french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: bistre glittery hunting ground voyeur

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: naked bateful resort

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: high-end sneaky criminal address

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: buck-toothed station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Milky Mood Den

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: odious rehab

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: brass rough-skinned senate mad-dog skullcap

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: high-end sneaky criminal address

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Motley Sapphire Forum

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: bistre glittery hunting ground voyeur

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Very tactful vibrant locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: Peach state headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: disgusting cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: odious rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: buck-toothed station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Comical internet-worthy hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: dashing shrine hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Boyish Abode Fat Ankles

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Motley Sapphire Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Carmine home really tough guy

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: disgusting cruise ship

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Drunken drab base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: odious rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: razzmatazz federal church building

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: diverse cobalt haunted graveyard people who are hurt

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: vermilion striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Haunting apoplectic digit ratio chapel

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: Spectacular chocolate therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: orchid turdskin persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: odious rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Metal Institution Windowlicker

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: odious rehab

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Motley Sapphire Forum

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Metal Institution Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Metal Institution Windowlicker

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Gaped hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: chartreuse church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Supple Public Bath Blood Rage

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Metal Institution Windowlicker

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Supple Public Bath Blood Rage

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Metal Institution Windowlicker

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: odious rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: chartreuse church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Motley Sapphire Forum

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Supple Public Bath Blood Rage

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: brass rough-skinned senate mad-dog skullcap

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Supple Public Bath Blood Rage

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: dull macaca corner

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Dead Elite Library Cuckoldry

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Supple Public Bath Blood Rage

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: crimson bipolar spot cuck

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: dull macaca corner

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Vigorous sanctuary trust fund

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: medicated balding bawdyhouse kitty

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Supple Public Bath Blood Rage

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: concupiscible toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: vermilion striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Histrionic Onyx School Cafeteria Depressive

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Carmine home really tough guy

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Laughsome Point Gaming Laptop

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Motley Sapphire Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: 180 antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Carmine home really tough guy

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: chartreuse church

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Dead Elite Library Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Carmine home really tough guy

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: high-end sneaky criminal address

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: buck-toothed station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: House-broken Mint Toaster Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: vermilion striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: naked bateful resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Metal Institution Windowlicker

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Drunken drab base

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Comical internet-worthy hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: wonderful pisswyrm organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Blue crusty range halford

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Supple Public Bath Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: odious rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: brass rough-skinned senate mad-dog skullcap

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author:  beta feces orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: high-end sneaky criminal address

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Supple Public Bath Blood Rage

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: odious rehab

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Supple Public Bath Blood Rage

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: odious rehab

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Supple Public Bath Blood Rage

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: abnormal cyan principal's office tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: high-end sneaky criminal address

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Supple Public Bath Blood Rage

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Motley Sapphire Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: brass rough-skinned senate mad-dog skullcap

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Supple Public Bath Blood Rage

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: brass rough-skinned senate mad-dog skullcap

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: high-end sneaky criminal address

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: brass rough-skinned senate mad-dog skullcap

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Supple Public Bath Blood Rage

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Bearded deep boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: sexy nibblets candlestick maker

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Adventurous nighttime multi-billionaire psychic

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: dull macaca corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: disgusting cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: chartreuse church

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Vigorous sanctuary trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: buck-toothed station

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: aqua dingle berry

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: cruel-hearted property police squad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Walnut Deer Antler Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: dull macaca corner

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Supple Public Bath Blood Rage

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: sexy nibblets candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: sexy nibblets candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: crimson bipolar spot cuck

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Supple Public Bath Blood Rage

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: crimson bipolar spot cuck

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Supple Public Bath Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Supple Public Bath Blood Rage

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: crimson bipolar spot cuck

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Supple Public Bath Blood Rage

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: crimson bipolar spot cuck

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Supple Public Bath Blood Rage

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: crimson bipolar spot cuck

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Motley Sapphire Forum

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: odious rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: razzmatazz federal church building

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: erotic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Dead Elite Library Cuckoldry

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: crimson bipolar spot cuck

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Dead Elite Library Cuckoldry

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: crimson bipolar spot cuck

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Dead Elite Library Cuckoldry

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: crimson bipolar spot cuck

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Dead Elite Library Cuckoldry

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: crimson bipolar spot cuck

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Exhilarant hideous electric furnace field

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: crimson bipolar spot cuck

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Exhilarant hideous electric furnace field

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: medicated balding bawdyhouse kitty

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: crimson bipolar spot cuck

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Dead Elite Library Cuckoldry

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: crimson bipolar spot cuck

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Carmine home really tough guy

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: crimson bipolar spot cuck

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Dead Elite Library Cuckoldry

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: crimson bipolar spot cuck

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: medicated balding bawdyhouse kitty

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: topaz athletic conference

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Adventurous nighttime multi-billionaire psychic

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Godawful office masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: soggy goyim

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy regret jewess

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Motley Sapphire Forum

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Vigorous sanctuary trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Indigo Provocative Boltzmann

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: rusted

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy regret jewess

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Supple Public Bath Blood Rage

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: rusted

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Bearded deep boistinker

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: razzmatazz federal church building

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: odious rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Marvelous nubile lodge internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Comical internet-worthy hell

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: erotic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: arousing lilac stage circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: odious rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: spruce violent yarmulke water buffalo

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Motley Sapphire Forum

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: odious rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: at-the-ready partner

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy regret jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Motley Sapphire Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Motley Sapphire Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: brass rough-skinned senate mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Irradiated flickering degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: high-end sneaky criminal address

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: odious rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Motley Sapphire Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author:  maniacal death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: brass rough-skinned senate mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Vigorous sanctuary trust fund

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: medicated balding bawdyhouse kitty

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Motley Sapphire Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: rusted

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: arousing lilac stage circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Gold jet-lagged giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Vigorous sanctuary trust fund

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Motley Sapphire Forum

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: Saffron karate

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: orchid turdskin persian

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Motley Sapphire Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: at-the-ready partner

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Insane Preventive Strike

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: disgusting cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Motley Sapphire Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: brass rough-skinned senate mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: vermilion striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: arousing lilac stage circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Ultramarine Weed Whacker

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: Honey-headed

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: concupiscible toilet seat

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: pea-brained disrespectful gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Comical internet-worthy hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Canary

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: concupiscible toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author:  Messiness

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy affirmative action cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: brass rough-skinned senate mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: dull macaca corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Vigorous sanctuary trust fund

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Trip jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: lavender clown

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Motley Sapphire Forum

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: lavender clown

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Gold jet-lagged giraffe

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Mahogany sinister

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Marvelous nubile lodge internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: dull macaca corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Motley Sapphire Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author:  Mewling Famous Landscape Painting

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Motley Sapphire Forum

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: impressive stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: dull macaca corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Motley Sapphire Forum

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Vigorous sanctuary trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Insane Preventive Strike

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Motley Sapphire Forum

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Vigorous sanctuary trust fund

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author:  idiotic fortuitous meteor

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Exhilarant hideous electric furnace field

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: bonkers scourge upon the earth

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: bonkers scourge upon the earth

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: high-end sneaky criminal address

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: bonkers scourge upon the earth

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: dull macaca corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Trip jew

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: bonkers scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: bonkers scourge upon the earth

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Motley Sapphire Forum

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: offensive keepsake machete

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Motley Sapphire Forum

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Vigorous sanctuary trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Harsh blathering whorehouse

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: bonkers scourge upon the earth

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: disgusting cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: bonkers scourge upon the earth

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: bonkers scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: 

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: Frisky double fault

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: 

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: brass rough-skinned senate mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: high-end sneaky criminal address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: high-end sneaky criminal address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Telephone Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: brass rough-skinned senate mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Vigorous sanctuary trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Yapping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: Spectacular chocolate therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: high-end sneaky criminal address

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: brass rough-skinned senate mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: Tantric sooty

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author:  garnet travel guidebook

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Motley Sapphire Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: dull macaca corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#49136888)