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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
lavender floppy rigpig trailer park
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Vermilion contagious box office
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
soul-stirring drab university deer antler
  01/26/16
jesus no...
vivacious haunting abode national security agency
  10/24/16
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bossy self-absorbed whorehouse
  01/03/17
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titillating honey-headed lettuce
  02/20/18
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Sienna insecure sound barrier private investor
  06/03/19
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soul-stirring drab university deer antler
  10/14/20
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Harsh jewess gaping
  01/25/16
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Irradiated Judgmental Sanctuary Cuckold
  01/25/16
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razzle chest-beating church building
  01/25/16
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yapping cordovan resort
  01/25/16
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azure at-the-ready range gaming laptop
  01/25/16
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razzle chest-beating church building
  01/25/16
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yapping cordovan resort
  01/25/16
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beta insane state half-breed
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
opaque degenerate kitchen
  01/25/16
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Insanely creepy navy queen of the night
  01/25/16
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Dark center
  01/25/16
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Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor
  01/25/16
...
khaki pit associate
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
Cracking Buck-toothed Heaven Immigrant
  01/25/16
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Bronze Menage Gay Wizard
  01/25/16
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lavender floppy rigpig trailer park
  01/26/16
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Fluffy Crackhouse Toaster
  01/26/16
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Motley Codepig
  01/26/16
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deranged voyeur lay
  11/27/16
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opaque degenerate kitchen
  06/13/17
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onyx splenetic keepsake machete yarmulke
  12/19/17
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Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor
  01/24/18
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Dashing piazza
  06/10/24
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Vermilion contagious box office
  01/26/16
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180 aggressive ratface stead
  10/24/16
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bossy self-absorbed whorehouse
  11/27/16
...
opaque degenerate kitchen
  01/23/17
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flatulent mustard dilemma philosopher-king
  03/15/17
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opaque degenerate kitchen
  04/20/17
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opaque degenerate kitchen
  02/20/18
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opaque degenerate kitchen
  05/24/18
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Comical Indecent Business Firm
  09/26/21
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Adventurous shaky market water buffalo
  03/12/22
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Dashing piazza
  05/15/22
...
Dashing piazza
  05/04/24
ruthless.
Cerebral rigor
  01/25/16
Brutal
Insanely creepy navy queen of the night
  01/25/16
...
maize nudist forum telephone
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
crimson sneaky criminal brethren
  01/25/16
toxic
cobalt fat ankles ticket booth
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
transparent theatre really tough guy
  01/25/16
...
Irradiated Judgmental Sanctuary Cuckold
  01/25/16
...
Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor
  01/25/16
...
Passionate den idiot
  01/25/16
damnit
bat-shit-crazy hilarious corner
  01/25/16
...
razzle chest-beating church building
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor
  01/25/16
jfc
opaque degenerate kitchen
  01/25/16
Cr edit
razzle chest-beating church building
  01/25/16
...
Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
opaque degenerate kitchen
  01/25/16
Cr
Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
Amber Mewling Stage Foreskin
  01/25/16
hm
flushed rough-skinned indian lodge
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
Amber Mewling Stage Foreskin
  01/25/16
wait
misunderstood masturbator
  01/25/16
...
Vermilion contagious box office
  01/26/16
...
idiotic brunch
  01/25/16
...
Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
transparent theatre really tough guy
  01/25/16
...
house-broken double fault alpha
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Cerebral rigor
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
opaque degenerate kitchen
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Cerebral rigor
  01/25/16
...
misunderstood masturbator
  01/25/16
...
onyx splenetic keepsake machete yarmulke
  01/25/16
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talented bawdyhouse ceo
  01/25/16
...
bat-shit-crazy hilarious corner
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Passionate den idiot
  01/25/16
...
Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
galvanic dead juggernaut house
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
Mahogany Sex Offender
  01/25/16
...
stubborn school cafeteria
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
Tantric Blue Home
  01/25/16
...
crimson sneaky criminal brethren
  01/25/16
...
khaki pit associate
  01/25/16
damn
Amber Mewling Stage Foreskin
  01/25/16
...
mind-boggling effete set hissy fit
  01/25/16
...
Curious garrison
  01/25/16
O LORD
fishy soggy love of her life
  01/25/16
jfc
Hairraiser Public Bath
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
pungent multi-colored dragon ape
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
Bronze Menage Gay Wizard
  01/25/16
...
razzle chest-beating church building
  01/25/16
Lmao
Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor
  01/25/16
...
sexy gay macaca partner
  01/25/16
...
Vermilion contagious box office
  01/26/16
...
mind-boggling effete set hissy fit
  01/26/16
...
Motley Codepig
  01/26/16
...
Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor
  02/15/16
...
beady-eyed slap-happy jew dopamine
  07/08/17
...
Pea-brained reading party fortuitous meteor
  07/08/17
...
hyperventilating chocolate headpube pocket flask
  07/08/17
...
Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor
  10/27/17
...
zombie-like puppy psychic
  12/26/17
...
Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor
  05/24/18
...
Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor
  03/16/20
...
lemon national
  02/18/22
...
chartreuse crusty mad-dog skullcap
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
Cracking Buck-toothed Heaven Immigrant
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
bat-shit-crazy hilarious corner
  01/25/16
ouch
Lascivious background story step-uncle's house
  01/26/16
poison
ivory alcoholic windowlicker base
  01/26/16
...
arousing duck-like rehab mood
  01/26/16
180
lavender floppy rigpig trailer park
  01/26/16
...
misunderstood masturbator
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
Aphrodisiac unhinged gunner police squad
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
Green meetinghouse cumskin
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
Vermilion contagious box office
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
Amber Mewling Stage Foreskin
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
saffron scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
filthy slate point goyim
  01/26/16
RIP brother
Charismatic Very Tactful Area Cuckoldry
  09/27/16
...
chartreuse crusty mad-dog skullcap
  12/26/17
...
Motley Codepig
  08/12/19
180
soul-stirring drab university deer antler
  01/26/16
...
Motley Codepig
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
exhilarant dingle berry
  01/27/16
...
onyx splenetic keepsake machete yarmulke
  01/27/16
...
Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
appetizing becky
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
appetizing becky
  02/02/16
...
adulterous hall faggotry
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
Umber Nubile People Who Are Hurt Legend
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
sickened shrine
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
stirring unholy locus laser beams
  02/24/16
18000000
supple ladyboy cruise ship
  03/04/16
165
emerald friendly grandma community account
  03/04/16
...
vibrant school son of senegal
  05/19/16
chilling
salmon mediation
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
Elite histrionic stag film french chef
  12/17/16
Good lord.
anal stage newt
  01/03/17
oh my.
red pozpig
  01/23/17
toxic
Aromatic Dog Poop
  03/13/17
...
flatulent mustard dilemma philosopher-king
  03/15/17
...
talented bawdyhouse ceo
  04/02/17
...
swashbuckling chestnut station
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
Carmine space
  07/08/17
...
fragrant preventive strike
  10/27/17
mother of god
Pea-brained reading party fortuitous meteor
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
tripping disrespectful kitty
  10/27/17
JFC
Frozen bateful cuck halford
  10/27/17
...
Painfully Honest Glittery Nursing Home Striped Hyena
  12/26/17
...
vengeful fear-inspiring casino nowag
  12/26/17
ouch
avocado odious nibblets
  02/20/18
...
Bonkers awkward plaza dysfunction
  02/20/18
...
french antidepressant drug theater stage
  01/16/19
...
bespoke aquamarine skinny woman
  08/09/19
...
Comical Indecent Business Firm
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
Snowy Cruel-hearted Regret Depressive
  07/28/25
...
Wonderful Spot
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
Thriller Site Azn
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
exciting haunted graveyard
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
khaki pit associate
  01/25/16
...
Bronze Menage Gay Wizard
  01/25/16
...
alcoholic racy elastic band parlour
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Insanely creepy navy queen of the night
  01/25/16
toxic
Amber Mewling Stage Foreskin
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Insanely creepy navy queen of the night
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
Amber Mewling Stage Foreskin
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Insanely creepy navy queen of the night
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
Amber Mewling Stage Foreskin
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Talking Lodge
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
Amber Mewling Stage Foreskin
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Insanely creepy navy queen of the night
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
galvanic dead juggernaut house
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Insanely creepy navy queen of the night
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
galvanic dead juggernaut house
  01/25/16
TY bro
Insanely creepy navy queen of the night
  01/25/16
...
Bronze Menage Gay Wizard
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
sooty giraffe
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
maize nudist forum telephone
  10/27/17
...
Marvelous affirmative action
  10/27/17
...
Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor
  05/24/18
...
red pozpig
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
Brindle Razzle-dazzle Pisswyrm Hell
  10/27/17
credited advice
avocado odious nibblets
  05/24/18
even more toxic
Amber Mewling Stage Foreskin
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
White tanning salon messiness
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
Amber Mewling Stage Foreskin
  01/25/16
i lol'd
Confused Trip Therapy Crotch
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Insanely creepy navy queen of the night
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
galvanic dead juggernaut house
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
Amber Mewling Stage Foreskin
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor
  01/25/16
lol
out-of-control principal's office genital piercing
  06/01/17
...
Insanely creepy navy queen of the night
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
Amber Mewling Stage Foreskin
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Insanely creepy navy queen of the night
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
lavender floppy rigpig trailer park
  01/26/16
...
chartreuse crusty mad-dog skullcap
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
pungent multi-colored dragon ape
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
pungent multi-colored dragon ape
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Insanely creepy navy queen of the night
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
pungent multi-colored dragon ape
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
Amber Mewling Stage Foreskin
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
pungent multi-colored dragon ape
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
Amber Mewling Stage Foreskin
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
pungent multi-colored dragon ape
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Insanely creepy navy queen of the night
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
Amber Mewling Stage Foreskin
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Insanely creepy navy queen of the night
  01/25/16
Lmao
laughsome wine temple
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
opaque degenerate kitchen
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor
  01/25/16
lmao true
Amber Mewling Stage Foreskin
  01/25/16
...
misunderstood masturbator
  01/26/16
...
chartreuse crusty mad-dog skullcap
  12/26/17
Haha
Hairless address wagecucks
  03/19/20
...
Insanely creepy navy queen of the night
  01/25/16
...
Passionate den idiot
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
Aphrodisiac unhinged gunner police squad
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
sooty giraffe
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Puce Outnumbered International Law Enforcement Agency Hospital
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
olive senate
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
Brindle Razzle-dazzle Pisswyrm Hell
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
Charismatic Very Tactful Area Cuckoldry
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
boyish property tank
  06/03/19
oh no
saffron scourge upon the earth
  08/08/19
LOL
concupiscible scarlet useless brakes chad
  03/16/20
JFC
red pozpig
  03/19/20
Update?
lemon national
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
Fuchsia Toilet Seat Boiling Water
  01/25/16
...
Insanely creepy navy queen of the night
  01/25/16
...
onyx splenetic keepsake machete yarmulke
  05/19/16
...
idiotic brunch
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
excitant orchestra pit persian
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Passionate den idiot
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
excitant orchestra pit persian
  01/26/16
Cr
Passionate den idiot
  01/26/16
...
Vermilion contagious box office
  01/26/16
...
Vermilion contagious box office
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
excitant orchestra pit persian
  01/26/16
...
Thriller Site Azn
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
Ultramarine blood rage gas station
  01/26/16
...
Ultramarine blood rage gas station
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
Harsh jewess gaping
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
beady-eyed slap-happy jew dopamine
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
Big-titted fantasy-prone theater stain
  01/26/16
...
mind-boggling effete set hissy fit
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
lavender floppy rigpig trailer park
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
misunderstood masturbator
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
opaque degenerate kitchen
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
Big-titted fantasy-prone theater stain
  01/26/16
Lmfao
Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
Harsh jewess gaping
  01/26/16
...
Bisexual location
  01/16/19
...
Hairless address wagecucks
  03/16/20
...
soul-stirring drab university deer antler
  01/26/16
...
misunderstood masturbator
  01/26/16
...
mind-boggling effete set hissy fit
  01/26/16
...
onyx splenetic keepsake machete yarmulke
  03/28/16
...
bespoke aquamarine skinny woman
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
sadistic institution doctorate
  01/26/16
...
Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Talking Lodge
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
soul-stirring drab university deer antler
  01/26/16
...
vivacious haunting abode national security agency
  10/24/16
...
misunderstood masturbator
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
Confused Trip Therapy Crotch
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
Heady field
  04/04/16
...
flatulent mustard dilemma philosopher-king
  03/15/17
*applause*
Diverse copper native mental disorder
  10/27/17
...
Comical Indecent Business Firm
  09/26/21
...
Brindle Razzle-dazzle Pisswyrm Hell
  01/26/16
...
misunderstood masturbator
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
excitant orchestra pit persian
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
misunderstood masturbator
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor
  01/26/16
...
excitant orchestra pit persian
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
excitant orchestra pit persian
  01/26/16
...
Passionate den idiot
  01/26/16
...
galvanic dead juggernaut house
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
filthy slate point goyim
  01/26/16
Describe
excitant orchestra pit persian
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
filthy slate point goyim
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
excitant orchestra pit persian
  01/26/16
...
misunderstood masturbator
  01/26/16
...
galvanic dead juggernaut house
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
filthy slate point goyim
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
opaque degenerate kitchen
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
filthy slate point goyim
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
fragrant preventive strike
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Motley Codepig
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
filthy slate point goyim
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
Aphrodisiac unhinged gunner police squad
  01/26/16
Fuck
fragrant preventive strike
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
idiotic brunch
  01/26/16
cq's!
Amber Mewling Stage Foreskin
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
filthy slate point goyim
  01/26/16
...
red pozpig
  03/19/20
...
flatulent mustard dilemma philosopher-king
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
razzmatazz library
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Talking Lodge
  01/26/16
except for your autism
Thriller Site Azn
  01/26/16
...
Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor
  01/26/16
...
avocado odious nibblets
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Talking Lodge
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
galvanic dead juggernaut house
  01/26/16
...
Motley Codepig
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Talking Lodge
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
Big-titted fantasy-prone theater stain
  01/26/16
...
mind-boggling effete set hissy fit
  01/26/16
...
Vermilion contagious box office
  01/23/17
...
flatulent mustard dilemma philosopher-king
  03/15/17
...
beady-eyed slap-happy jew dopamine
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
excitant orchestra pit persian
  01/26/16
underrated
vivacious haunting abode national security agency
  01/26/16
...
onyx splenetic keepsake machete yarmulke
  02/15/16
...
bossy self-absorbed whorehouse
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
twisted stimulating roast beef goal in life
  01/26/16
...
filthy slate point goyim
  01/26/16
...
misunderstood masturbator
  01/26/16
jfc
opaque degenerate kitchen
  01/26/16
...
Amethyst clown
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
Big-titted fantasy-prone theater stain
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
filthy slate point goyim
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
misunderstood masturbator
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
filthy slate point goyim
  01/26/16
do u love it
misunderstood masturbator
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
filthy slate point goyim
  01/26/16
...
provocative candlestick maker
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
Big-titted fantasy-prone theater stain
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
filthy slate point goyim
  01/26/16
...
Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
opaque degenerate kitchen
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
filthy slate point goyim
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
opaque degenerate kitchen
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
Big-titted fantasy-prone theater stain
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
opaque degenerate kitchen
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
filthy slate point goyim
  01/26/16
...
gaped church
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
well-lubricated chapel prole
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
bat-shit-crazy hilarious corner
  01/26/16
...
fragrant preventive strike
  01/26/16
...
soul-stirring drab university deer antler
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
galvanic dead juggernaut house
  01/26/16
...
idiotic brunch
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
mind-boggling effete set hissy fit
  01/26/16
JFC
spruce office
  01/26/16
180
internet-worthy big shitlib
  01/26/16
...
flickering locale
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
fragrant preventive strike
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
filthy slate point goyim
  01/26/16
...
well-lubricated chapel prole
  01/26/16
...
well-lubricated chapel prole
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
Aphrodisiac unhinged gunner police squad
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
filthy slate point goyim
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
Aphrodisiac unhinged gunner police squad
  01/26/16
...
filthy slate point goyim
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
filthy slate point goyim
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
Aphrodisiac unhinged gunner police squad
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
filthy slate point goyim
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
Aphrodisiac unhinged gunner police squad
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
filthy slate point goyim
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
Aphrodisiac unhinged gunner police squad
  01/26/16
180 twist
Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor
  01/26/16
...
misunderstood masturbator
  01/26/16
THIS
Confused Trip Therapy Crotch
  01/26/16
...
Henna mother
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
Motley Codepig
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
Aphrodisiac unhinged gunner police squad
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
Motley Codepig
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
Aphrodisiac unhinged gunner police squad
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
Motley Codepig
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
Aphrodisiac unhinged gunner police squad
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Motley Codepig
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
Aphrodisiac unhinged gunner police squad
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
beta insane state half-breed
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
Aphrodisiac unhinged gunner police squad
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
beta insane state half-breed
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
Amber Mewling Stage Foreskin
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
Aphrodisiac unhinged gunner police squad
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
Motley Codepig
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
Aphrodisiac unhinged gunner police squad
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
Talking Lodge
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
Aphrodisiac unhinged gunner police squad
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
Motley Codepig
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
Aphrodisiac unhinged gunner police squad
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
Amber Mewling Stage Foreskin
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
glassy coldplay fan wrinkle
  01/26/16
fucking damn
bat-shit-crazy hilarious corner
  01/26/16
...
khaki pit associate
  01/26/16
180
Spectacular
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
Bronze Menage Gay Wizard
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor
  01/27/16
...
idiotic brunch
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
appetizing becky
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
vigorous orchid pervert
  05/19/16
repost please
Bronze Menage Gay Wizard
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
filthy slate point goyim
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
vigorous orchid pervert
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
gaped church
  01/26/16
tyft brother
Confused Trip Therapy Crotch
  01/26/16
...
misunderstood masturbator
  01/26/16
...
Insanely creepy navy queen of the night
  01/27/16
180.
onyx splenetic keepsake machete yarmulke
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...
Henna mother
  01/29/16
...
Elite histrionic stag film french chef
  01/31/16
...
misunderstood masturbator
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
smoky trump supporter
  02/02/16
brave
Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor
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...
lemon national
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...
misunderstood masturbator
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
electric bistre black woman
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...
Bronze Menage Gay Wizard
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...
Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor
  09/27/16
...
Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor
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...
opaque degenerate kitchen
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...
talented bawdyhouse ceo
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cr
Big-titted fantasy-prone theater stain
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...
lemon national
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...
misunderstood masturbator
  05/11/16
...
Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor
  06/17/16
...
jade circlehead
  09/27/16
...
opaque degenerate kitchen
  10/21/16
mods please delete
idiotic brunch
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
Amber Mewling Stage Foreskin
  10/24/16
...
Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor
  10/24/16
i really like it here
vigorous orchid pervert
  10/24/16
...
Elite histrionic stag film french chef
  10/27/16
...
deep new version
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
idiotic brunch
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
Geriatric potus
  01/23/17
... ...
Brindle Razzle-dazzle Pisswyrm Hell
  01/23/17
...
Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor
  07/08/17
Lol
electric bistre black woman
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
indigo
  01/16/19
...
soul-stirring drab university deer antler
  02/11/17
...
Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor
  03/13/17
...
opaque degenerate kitchen
  03/15/17
...
flatulent mustard dilemma philosopher-king
  03/15/17
...
Elite histrionic stag film french chef
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
Overrated factory reset button
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
orange filthpig
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
red pozpig
  06/01/17
...
roommate
  06/01/17
...
onyx splenetic keepsake machete yarmulke
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
Turquoise
  06/13/17
...
red pozpig
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
godawful
  07/08/17
...
medicated karate feces
  08/18/17
...
opaque degenerate kitchen
  09/25/17
...
fragrant preventive strike
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
idiotic brunch
  10/27/17
...
Painfully Honest Glittery Nursing Home Striped Hyena
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
hyperactive mischievous hominid
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
hyperactive mischievous hominid
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
deep new version
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
Hateful Mexican
  05/24/18
...
Insanely creepy navy queen of the night
  07/25/18
...
fragrant preventive strike
  05/17/18
...
Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
cream incel
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor
  07/25/18
...
Fluffy Crackhouse Toaster
  07/25/18
...
fragrant preventive strike
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor
  01/16/19
...
idiotic brunch
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
indigo
  01/16/19
Jfc
Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
idiotic brunch
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
mad cow disease
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
beta insane state half-breed
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
ungodly garnet sandwich
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
ungodly garnet sandwich
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
Big-titted fantasy-prone theater stain
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
ungodly garnet sandwich
  01/17/19
...
fragrant preventive strike
  04/08/19
...
coiffed
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
Painfully Honest Glittery Nursing Home Striped Hyena
  04/09/19
...
ungodly garnet sandwich
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
ungodly garnet sandwich
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
clear tattoo indirect expression
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor
  06/03/19
...
idiotic brunch
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
sickened shrine
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
ungodly garnet sandwich
  06/03/19
...
soul-stirring drab university deer antler
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
ungodly garnet sandwich
  08/08/19
...
ungodly garnet sandwich
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
marketing idea
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
Thirsty arrogant fanboi volcanic crater
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
marketing idea
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...
marketing idea
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Drunken bbw
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...
opaque degenerate kitchen
  03/14/20
...
Big-titted fantasy-prone theater stain
  03/16/20
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Big-titted fantasy-prone theater stain
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magical milk
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opaque degenerate kitchen
  09/13/21
...
idiotic brunch
  09/26/21
...
startled turdskin
  10/11/21
...
Comical Indecent Business Firm
  10/11/21
bump
Big-titted fantasy-prone theater stain
  03/12/22
...
opaque degenerate kitchen
  01/05/23
...
lemon national
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
Shivering Selfie
  10/13/23
mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
abusive party of the first part
  10/13/23
...
Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor
  01/03/24
...
fragrant preventive strike
  08/09/24
...
lemon national
  07/28/25
...
Ozzie Canseco
  12/29/25
...
Kenneth Play
  12/29/25
Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
Rakeokc@mail.com
  12/29/25


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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
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180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring drab university deer antler

I hate you for this.

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: opaque degenerate kitchen

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: bossy self-absorbed whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32000450)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: opaque degenerate kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32440018)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: flatulent mustard dilemma philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32833820)



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Date: April 20th, 2017 2:06 PM
Author: opaque degenerate kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33119532)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: opaque degenerate kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35445746)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: opaque degenerate kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36120413)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Comical Indecent Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#43182516)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: Adventurous shaky market water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#44136173)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: Dashing piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#44515653)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: Dashing piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#47634560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Cerebral rigor

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Insanely creepy navy queen of the night

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: maize nudist forum telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: crimson sneaky criminal brethren

fuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: cobalt fat ankles ticket booth

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: transparent theatre really tough guy

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Irradiated Judgmental Sanctuary Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Passionate den idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy hilarious corner

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: razzle chest-beating church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678522)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: opaque degenerate kitchen

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: razzle chest-beating church building

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: opaque degenerate kitchen

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Amber Mewling Stage Foreskin

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: flushed rough-skinned indian lodge

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Amber Mewling Stage Foreskin

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: misunderstood masturbator

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Vermilion contagious box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: idiotic brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: transparent theatre really tough guy

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: house-broken double fault alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Cerebral rigor

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: opaque degenerate kitchen

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Cerebral rigor

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: misunderstood masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: onyx splenetic keepsake machete yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678939)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: talented bawdyhouse ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679242)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy hilarious corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Passionate den idiot

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: galvanic dead juggernaut house

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Mahogany Sex Offender

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: stubborn school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: Tantric Blue Home

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: crimson sneaky criminal brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679906)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: khaki pit associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679940)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Amber Mewling Stage Foreskin

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: mind-boggling effete set hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680164)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Curious garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680169)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: fishy soggy love of her life

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Hairraiser Public Bath

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: pungent multi-colored dragon ape

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Bronze Menage Gay Wizard

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: razzle chest-beating church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680393)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: sexy gay macaca partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680962)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Vermilion contagious box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: mind-boggling effete set hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684580)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Motley Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685192)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29835937)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: beady-eyed slap-happy jew dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33728990)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Pea-brained reading party fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33729021)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: hyperventilating chocolate headpube pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33729061)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34542686)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: zombie-like puppy psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35011340)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36120607)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39779580)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: lemon national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#43989067)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: chartreuse crusty mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#46930531)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Cracking Buck-toothed Heaven Immigrant

fuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy hilarious corner

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: Lascivious background story step-uncle's house

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: ivory alcoholic windowlicker base

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29681911)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: arousing duck-like rehab mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29682017)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: lavender floppy rigpig trailer park

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: misunderstood masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29682054)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac unhinged gunner police squad

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: Green meetinghouse cumskin

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Vermilion contagious box office

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Amber Mewling Stage Foreskin

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: saffron scourge upon the earth

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: filthy slate point goyim

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Charismatic Very Tactful Area Cuckoldry

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: chartreuse crusty mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35011345)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: Motley Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38673321)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: soul-stirring drab university deer antler

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: Motley Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685199)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: exhilarant dingle berry

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: onyx splenetic keepsake machete yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29692444)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29715945)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: appetizing becky

Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: appetizing becky

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: adulterous hall faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29740519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Umber Nubile People Who Are Hurt Legend

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: sickened shrine

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: stirring unholy locus laser beams

God have mercy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: supple ladyboy cruise ship

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: emerald friendly grandma community account

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: vibrant school son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30516200)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: salmon mediation

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: Elite histrionic stag film french chef

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: anal stage newt

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: red pozpig

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Aromatic Dog Poop

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: flatulent mustard dilemma philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: talented bawdyhouse ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: swashbuckling chestnut station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Carmine space

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: fragrant preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Pea-brained reading party fortuitous meteor

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: tripping disrespectful kitty

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Frozen bateful cuck halford

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Glittery Nursing Home Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: vengeful fear-inspiring casino nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: avocado odious nibblets

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Bonkers awkward plaza dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: french antidepressant drug theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: bespoke aquamarine skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Comical Indecent Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Snowy Cruel-hearted Regret Depressive

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Wonderful Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Thriller Site Azn

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: exciting haunted graveyard

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: khaki pit associate

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Bronze Menage Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: alcoholic racy elastic band parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Insanely creepy navy queen of the night

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Amber Mewling Stage Foreskin

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Insanely creepy navy queen of the night

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Amber Mewling Stage Foreskin

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Insanely creepy navy queen of the night

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Amber Mewling Stage Foreskin

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Talking Lodge

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Amber Mewling Stage Foreskin

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Insanely creepy navy queen of the night

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: galvanic dead juggernaut house

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Insanely creepy navy queen of the night

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: galvanic dead juggernaut house

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Insanely creepy navy queen of the night

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Bronze Menage Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: sooty giraffe

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: maize nudist forum telephone

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Marvelous affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: red pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Brindle Razzle-dazzle Pisswyrm Hell

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: avocado odious nibblets

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Amber Mewling Stage Foreskin

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: White tanning salon messiness

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Amber Mewling Stage Foreskin

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Confused Trip Therapy Crotch

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Insanely creepy navy queen of the night

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: galvanic dead juggernaut house

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Amber Mewling Stage Foreskin

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: out-of-control principal's office genital piercing

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Insanely creepy navy queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Amber Mewling Stage Foreskin

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Insanely creepy navy queen of the night

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: lavender floppy rigpig trailer park

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: chartreuse crusty mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: pungent multi-colored dragon ape

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: pungent multi-colored dragon ape

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Insanely creepy navy queen of the night

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: pungent multi-colored dragon ape

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Amber Mewling Stage Foreskin

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: pungent multi-colored dragon ape

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Amber Mewling Stage Foreskin

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: pungent multi-colored dragon ape

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Insanely creepy navy queen of the night

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Amber Mewling Stage Foreskin

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Insanely creepy navy queen of the night

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: laughsome wine temple

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: opaque degenerate kitchen

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Amber Mewling Stage Foreskin

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: misunderstood masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: chartreuse crusty mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Hairless address wagecucks

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Insanely creepy navy queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Passionate den idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac unhinged gunner police squad

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: sooty giraffe

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Puce Outnumbered International Law Enforcement Agency Hospital

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: olive senate

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Brindle Razzle-dazzle Pisswyrm Hell

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Charismatic Very Tactful Area Cuckoldry

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: boyish property tank

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: saffron scourge upon the earth

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: concupiscible scarlet useless brakes chad

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: red pozpig

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: lemon national

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Fuchsia Toilet Seat Boiling Water

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Insanely creepy navy queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: onyx splenetic keepsake machete yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: idiotic brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: excitant orchestra pit persian

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Passionate den idiot

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: excitant orchestra pit persian

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Passionate den idiot

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Vermilion contagious box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Vermilion contagious box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: excitant orchestra pit persian

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: Thriller Site Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: Ultramarine blood rage gas station

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: Ultramarine blood rage gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Harsh jewess gaping

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: beady-eyed slap-happy jew dopamine

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Big-titted fantasy-prone theater stain

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: mind-boggling effete set hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: lavender floppy rigpig trailer park

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: misunderstood masturbator

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: opaque degenerate kitchen

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Big-titted fantasy-prone theater stain

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Harsh jewess gaping

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Bisexual location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: Hairless address wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: soul-stirring drab university deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: misunderstood masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: mind-boggling effete set hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: onyx splenetic keepsake machete yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: bespoke aquamarine skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: sadistic institution doctorate

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Talking Lodge

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: soul-stirring drab university deer antler

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: vivacious haunting abode national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: misunderstood masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Confused Trip Therapy Crotch

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Heady field

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: flatulent mustard dilemma philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Diverse copper native mental disorder

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: Comical Indecent Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Brindle Razzle-dazzle Pisswyrm Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: misunderstood masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: excitant orchestra pit persian

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: misunderstood masturbator

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: excitant orchestra pit persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: excitant orchestra pit persian

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Passionate den idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: galvanic dead juggernaut house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: filthy slate point goyim

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: excitant orchestra pit persian

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: filthy slate point goyim

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: excitant orchestra pit persian

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: misunderstood masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: galvanic dead juggernaut house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: filthy slate point goyim

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: opaque degenerate kitchen

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: filthy slate point goyim

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: fragrant preventive strike

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Motley Codepig

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: filthy slate point goyim

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac unhinged gunner police squad

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: fragrant preventive strike

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: idiotic brunch

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Amber Mewling Stage Foreskin

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: filthy slate point goyim

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: red pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: flatulent mustard dilemma philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: razzmatazz library

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Talking Lodge

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Thriller Site Azn

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: avocado odious nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Talking Lodge

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: galvanic dead juggernaut house

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Motley Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Talking Lodge

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: Big-titted fantasy-prone theater stain

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: mind-boggling effete set hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Vermilion contagious box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: flatulent mustard dilemma philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: beady-eyed slap-happy jew dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: excitant orchestra pit persian

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: vivacious haunting abode national security agency

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: onyx splenetic keepsake machete yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: bossy self-absorbed whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: twisted stimulating roast beef goal in life

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: filthy slate point goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: misunderstood masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: opaque degenerate kitchen

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Amethyst clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: Big-titted fantasy-prone theater stain

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: filthy slate point goyim

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: misunderstood masturbator

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: filthy slate point goyim

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: misunderstood masturbator

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: filthy slate point goyim

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: provocative candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Big-titted fantasy-prone theater stain

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: filthy slate point goyim

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: opaque degenerate kitchen

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: filthy slate point goyim

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: opaque degenerate kitchen

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Big-titted fantasy-prone theater stain

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: opaque degenerate kitchen

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: filthy slate point goyim

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: gaped church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: well-lubricated chapel prole

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy hilarious corner

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: fragrant preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: soul-stirring drab university deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: galvanic dead juggernaut house

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: idiotic brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: mind-boggling effete set hissy fit

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: spruce office

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: internet-worthy big shitlib

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: flickering locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: fragrant preventive strike

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: filthy slate point goyim

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: well-lubricated chapel prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: well-lubricated chapel prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac unhinged gunner police squad

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: filthy slate point goyim

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac unhinged gunner police squad

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: filthy slate point goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: filthy slate point goyim

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac unhinged gunner police squad

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: filthy slate point goyim

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac unhinged gunner police squad

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: filthy slate point goyim

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac unhinged gunner police squad

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: misunderstood masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Confused Trip Therapy Crotch

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Henna mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Motley Codepig

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac unhinged gunner police squad

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Motley Codepig

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac unhinged gunner police squad

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Motley Codepig

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac unhinged gunner police squad

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Motley Codepig

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac unhinged gunner police squad

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: beta insane state half-breed

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac unhinged gunner police squad

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: beta insane state half-breed

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: Amber Mewling Stage Foreskin

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac unhinged gunner police squad

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Motley Codepig

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac unhinged gunner police squad

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Talking Lodge

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac unhinged gunner police squad

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Motley Codepig

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac unhinged gunner police squad

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Amber Mewling Stage Foreskin

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: glassy coldplay fan wrinkle

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy hilarious corner

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: khaki pit associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: Spectacular

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Bronze Menage Gay Wizard

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: idiotic brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: appetizing becky

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: vigorous orchid pervert

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Bronze Menage Gay Wizard

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: filthy slate point goyim

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: vigorous orchid pervert

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: gaped church

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Confused Trip Therapy Crotch

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: misunderstood masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Insanely creepy navy queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: onyx splenetic keepsake machete yarmulke

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: Henna mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Elite histrionic stag film french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: misunderstood masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: smoky trump supporter

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: lemon national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: misunderstood masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: electric bistre black woman

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Bronze Menage Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: opaque degenerate kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: talented bawdyhouse ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Big-titted fantasy-prone theater stain

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: lemon national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: misunderstood masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: jade circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: opaque degenerate kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: idiotic brunch

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: Amber Mewling Stage Foreskin

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: vigorous orchid pervert

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Elite histrionic stag film french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: deep new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: idiotic brunch

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: Geriatric potus

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Brindle Razzle-dazzle Pisswyrm Hell

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: electric bistre black woman

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author:  indigo

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: soul-stirring drab university deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: opaque degenerate kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: flatulent mustard dilemma philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Elite histrionic stag film french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Overrated factory reset button

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: orange filthpig

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: red pozpig

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author:  roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: onyx splenetic keepsake machete yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Turquoise

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: red pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: godawful

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author:  medicated karate feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: opaque degenerate kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: fragrant preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: idiotic brunch

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Glittery Nursing Home Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: hyperactive mischievous hominid

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: hyperactive mischievous hominid

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: deep new version

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Hateful Mexican

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Insanely creepy navy queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: fragrant preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author:  cream incel

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Fluffy Crackhouse Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: fragrant preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: idiotic brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author:  indigo

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: idiotic brunch

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author:  mad cow disease

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: beta insane state half-breed

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: ungodly garnet sandwich

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: ungodly garnet sandwich

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Big-titted fantasy-prone theater stain

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: ungodly garnet sandwich

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: fragrant preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author:  coiffed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Glittery Nursing Home Striped Hyena

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: ungodly garnet sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: ungodly garnet sandwich

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author:  clear tattoo indirect expression

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: idiotic brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: sickened shrine

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: ungodly garnet sandwich

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: soul-stirring drab university deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: ungodly garnet sandwich

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: ungodly garnet sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  marketing idea

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: Thirsty arrogant fanboi volcanic crater

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author:  marketing idea

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author:  marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: Drunken bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: opaque degenerate kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: Big-titted fantasy-prone theater stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: Big-titted fantasy-prone theater stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author:  magical milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: opaque degenerate kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: idiotic brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author:  startled turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: Comical Indecent Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Big-titted fantasy-prone theater stain

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: opaque degenerate kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: lemon national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author:  Shivering Selfie

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: abusive party of the first part

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Cheese-eating mentally impaired parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: fragrant preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: lemon national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#49136888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Ozzie Canseco



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#49547993)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#49547997)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Rakeokc@mail.com

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#49548061)