\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
carnelian gaped chapel
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
crimson dashing messiness
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Sable Shrine Double Fault
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
flickering faggotry
  01/26/16
jesus no...
Mildly autistic cuckold nursing home
  10/24/16
...
big-titted lascivious mexican lay
  01/03/17
...
Aqua alpha
  02/20/18
...
comical mahogany casino multi-billionaire
  06/03/19
...
flickering faggotry
  10/14/20
...
Avocado water buffalo
  01/25/16
...
startling crackhouse place of business
  01/25/16
...
Sooty godawful dopamine
  01/25/16
...
soul-stirring wild school cafeteria
  01/25/16
...
Ivory gunner
  01/25/16
...
Sooty godawful dopamine
  01/25/16
...
soul-stirring wild school cafeteria
  01/25/16
...
Titillating Sienna Location
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
Coiffed Opaque Stage Therapy
  01/25/16
...
Histrionic Indecent Pit
  01/25/16
...
lavender autistic candlestick maker clown
  01/25/16
...
carnelian gaped chapel
  01/25/16
...
soggy marvelous kitchen scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
slap-happy space
  01/25/16
...
Erotic Charismatic Whorehouse Pisswyrm
  01/25/16
...
crimson dashing messiness
  01/26/16
...
ungodly black stag film foreskin
  01/26/16
...
Fishy Excitant Knife
  01/26/16
...
Alcoholic Hairless Trailer Park Masturbator
  11/27/16
...
Coiffed Opaque Stage Therapy
  06/13/17
...
Talking Razzle-dazzle Public Bath Love Of Her Life
  12/19/17
...
carnelian gaped chapel
  01/24/18
...
Dark passionate electric furnace friendly grandma
  06/10/24
...
Sable Shrine Double Fault
  01/26/16
...
Sickened bistre haunted graveyard orchestra pit
  10/24/16
...
big-titted lascivious mexican lay
  11/27/16
...
Coiffed Opaque Stage Therapy
  01/23/17
...
violent cobalt weed whacker corn cake
  03/15/17
...
Coiffed Opaque Stage Therapy
  04/20/17
...
Coiffed Opaque Stage Therapy
  02/20/18
...
Coiffed Opaque Stage Therapy
  05/24/18
...
vivacious boistinker box office
  09/26/21
...
Mischievous Adventurous Personal Credit Line
  03/12/22
...
Dark passionate electric furnace friendly grandma
  05/15/22
...
Dark passionate electric furnace friendly grandma
  05/04/24
ruthless.
Onyx Razzmatazz Laser Beams
  01/25/16
Brutal
Histrionic Indecent Pit
  01/25/16
...
bronze bull headed people who are hurt
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
curious violent selfie
  01/25/16
toxic
big idea he suggested goal in life
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
Medicated Judgmental Digit Ratio Business Firm
  01/25/16
...
startling crackhouse place of business
  01/25/16
...
carnelian gaped chapel
  01/25/16
...
galvanic french chef
  01/25/16
damnit
embarrassed to the bone vibrant theater stage
  01/25/16
...
Sooty godawful dopamine
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
carnelian gaped chapel
  01/25/16
jfc
Coiffed Opaque Stage Therapy
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Sooty godawful dopamine
  01/25/16
...
carnelian gaped chapel
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
Coiffed Opaque Stage Therapy
  01/25/16
Cr
carnelian gaped chapel
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
Dun diverse ticket booth sex offender
  01/25/16
hm
Spruce gaping
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
Dun diverse ticket booth sex offender
  01/25/16
wait
misanthropic high-end resort quadroon
  01/25/16
...
Sable Shrine Double Fault
  01/26/16
...
Submissive heaven blood rage
  01/25/16
...
carnelian gaped chapel
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
Medicated Judgmental Digit Ratio Business Firm
  01/25/16
...
Racy field fanboi
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Onyx Razzmatazz Laser Beams
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
Coiffed Opaque Stage Therapy
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Onyx Razzmatazz Laser Beams
  01/25/16
...
misanthropic high-end resort quadroon
  01/25/16
...
Talking Razzle-dazzle Public Bath Love Of Her Life
  01/25/16
...
heady outnumbered locale
  01/25/16
...
embarrassed to the bone vibrant theater stage
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
galvanic french chef
  01/25/16
...
carnelian gaped chapel
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
zombie-like fluffy tank organic girlfriend
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
carnelian gaped chapel
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
sinister bipolar university deer antler
  01/25/16
...
vigorous antidepressant drug
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
Chocolate center
  01/25/16
...
curious violent selfie
  01/25/16
...
soggy marvelous kitchen scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
damn
Dun diverse ticket booth sex offender
  01/25/16
...
Pea-brained Chestnut Brunch
  01/25/16
...
light state
  01/25/16
O LORD
Floppy seedy nowag
  01/25/16
jfc
ruby rigpig dingle berry
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
Greedy incel fat ankles
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
Erotic Charismatic Whorehouse Pisswyrm
  01/25/16
...
Sooty godawful dopamine
  01/25/16
Lmao
carnelian gaped chapel
  01/25/16
...
pearly spot marketing idea
  01/25/16
...
Sable Shrine Double Fault
  01/26/16
...
Pea-brained Chestnut Brunch
  01/26/16
...
Fishy Excitant Knife
  01/26/16
...
carnelian gaped chapel
  02/15/16
...
Drunken base toaster
  07/08/17
...
frisky wonderful office
  07/08/17
...
hairraiser magical corner
  07/08/17
...
carnelian gaped chapel
  10/27/17
...
Cerebral lodge
  12/26/17
...
carnelian gaped chapel
  05/24/18
...
carnelian gaped chapel
  03/16/20
...
Shivering Halford Main People
  02/18/22
...
Citrine aphrodisiac prole
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
slap-happy space
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
embarrassed to the bone vibrant theater stage
  01/25/16
ouch
Low-t bat shit crazy macaca
  01/26/16
poison
Burgundy mental disorder plaza
  01/26/16
...
concupiscible mentally impaired fortuitous meteor ceo
  01/26/16
180
crimson dashing messiness
  01/26/16
...
misanthropic high-end resort quadroon
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
costumed trump supporter really tough guy
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
Lime feces national
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
Sable Shrine Double Fault
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
Dun diverse ticket booth sex offender
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
irradiated hall
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
laughsome piazza
  01/26/16
RIP brother
Fragrant Hunting Ground
  09/27/16
...
Citrine aphrodisiac prole
  12/26/17
...
Fishy Excitant Knife
  08/12/19
180
flickering faggotry
  01/26/16
...
Fishy Excitant Knife
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
Exhilarant legend faggot firefighter
  01/27/16
...
Talking Razzle-dazzle Public Bath Love Of Her Life
  01/27/16
...
carnelian gaped chapel
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
Silver codepig dilemma
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
Silver codepig dilemma
  02/02/16
...
Yapping range telephone
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
Talented Learning Disabled Station
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
ebony giraffe sneaky criminal
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
Haunting brindle senate
  02/24/16
18000000
Bearded pink market
  03/04/16
165
Fighting community account
  03/04/16
...
Filthy poppy meetinghouse stain
  05/19/16
chilling
Insanely creepy primrose tattoo
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
Chartreuse Temple Skinny Woman
  12/17/16
Good lord.
Razzle brethren
  01/03/17
oh my.
crusty provocative property internal respiration
  01/23/17
toxic
maroon psychic house
  03/13/17
...
violent cobalt weed whacker corn cake
  03/15/17
...
heady outnumbered locale
  04/02/17
...
Ocher pontificating site reading party
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
topaz sanctuary
  07/08/17
...
apoplectic aromatic juggernaut principal's office
  10/27/17
mother of god
frisky wonderful office
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
Self-absorbed exciting coffee pot point
  10/27/17
JFC
Spectacular chrome theater roommate
  10/27/17
...
Swashbuckling Regret Coldplay Fan
  12/26/17
...
Stirring demanding wrinkle
  12/26/17
ouch
Green library sandwich
  02/20/18
...
odious lake den black woman
  02/20/18
...
multi-colored mother
  01/16/19
...
Trip rehab twinkling uncleanness
  08/09/19
...
vivacious boistinker box office
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
Snowy french native
  07/28/25
...
Infuriating immigrant wagecucks
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
overrated church building
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
sepia locus
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
soggy marvelous kitchen scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
...
Erotic Charismatic Whorehouse Pisswyrm
  01/25/16
...
Salmon Area
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Histrionic Indecent Pit
  01/25/16
toxic
Dun diverse ticket booth sex offender
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Histrionic Indecent Pit
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
Dun diverse ticket booth sex offender
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Histrionic Indecent Pit
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
carnelian gaped chapel
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
Dun diverse ticket booth sex offender
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
carnelian gaped chapel
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Motley school voyeur
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
Dun diverse ticket booth sex offender
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Histrionic Indecent Pit
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
zombie-like fluffy tank organic girlfriend
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Histrionic Indecent Pit
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
zombie-like fluffy tank organic girlfriend
  01/25/16
TY bro
Histrionic Indecent Pit
  01/25/16
...
Erotic Charismatic Whorehouse Pisswyrm
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
Cracking vengeful stage elastic band
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
bronze bull headed people who are hurt
  10/27/17
...
hot thriller cumskin abode
  10/27/17
...
carnelian gaped chapel
  05/24/18
...
crusty provocative property internal respiration
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
Smoky Institution
  10/27/17
credited advice
Green library sandwich
  05/24/18
even more toxic
Dun diverse ticket booth sex offender
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
electric goyim church
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
Dun diverse ticket booth sex offender
  01/25/16
i lol'd
free-loading keepsake machete
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Histrionic Indecent Pit
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
zombie-like fluffy tank organic girlfriend
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
Dun diverse ticket booth sex offender
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
carnelian gaped chapel
  01/25/16
lol
dead irate dysfunction
  06/01/17
...
Histrionic Indecent Pit
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
Dun diverse ticket booth sex offender
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Histrionic Indecent Pit
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
crimson dashing messiness
  01/26/16
...
Citrine aphrodisiac prole
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
Greedy incel fat ankles
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Greedy incel fat ankles
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Histrionic Indecent Pit
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
Greedy incel fat ankles
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
Dun diverse ticket booth sex offender
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
Greedy incel fat ankles
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
Dun diverse ticket booth sex offender
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Greedy incel fat ankles
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
carnelian gaped chapel
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Histrionic Indecent Pit
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
Dun diverse ticket booth sex offender
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Histrionic Indecent Pit
  01/25/16
Lmao
Hateful Hospital Famous Landscape Painting
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
carnelian gaped chapel
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
Coiffed Opaque Stage Therapy
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
carnelian gaped chapel
  01/25/16
lmao true
Dun diverse ticket booth sex offender
  01/25/16
...
misanthropic high-end resort quadroon
  01/26/16
...
Citrine aphrodisiac prole
  12/26/17
Haha
Arousing glassy jap set
  03/19/20
...
Histrionic Indecent Pit
  01/25/16
...
galvanic french chef
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
costumed trump supporter really tough guy
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
Cracking vengeful stage elastic band
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
nofapping shitlib
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
Bateful garrison patrolman
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
carnelian gaped chapel
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
Smoky Institution
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
Fragrant Hunting Ground
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
Angry karate
  06/03/19
oh no
irradiated hall
  08/08/19
LOL
Tantric Parlour Dragon
  03/16/20
JFC
crusty provocative property internal respiration
  03/19/20
Update?
Shivering Halford Main People
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
Yellow roast beef
  01/25/16
...
Histrionic Indecent Pit
  01/25/16
...
Talking Razzle-dazzle Public Bath Love Of Her Life
  05/19/16
...
Submissive heaven blood rage
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
buff genital piercing
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
galvanic french chef
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
buff genital piercing
  01/26/16
Cr
galvanic french chef
  01/26/16
...
Sable Shrine Double Fault
  01/26/16
...
Sable Shrine Double Fault
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
buff genital piercing
  01/26/16
...
overrated church building
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
clear philosopher-king indian lodge
  01/26/16
...
clear philosopher-king indian lodge
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
Avocado water buffalo
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
Drunken base toaster
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
Territorial Gas Station
  01/26/16
...
Pea-brained Chestnut Brunch
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
crimson dashing messiness
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
misanthropic high-end resort quadroon
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
Coiffed Opaque Stage Therapy
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
Territorial Gas Station
  01/26/16
Lmfao
carnelian gaped chapel
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
Avocado water buffalo
  01/26/16
...
khaki home
  01/16/19
...
Arousing glassy jap set
  03/16/20
...
flickering faggotry
  01/26/16
...
misanthropic high-end resort quadroon
  01/26/16
...
Pea-brained Chestnut Brunch
  01/26/16
...
Talking Razzle-dazzle Public Bath Love Of Her Life
  03/28/16
...
Trip rehab twinkling uncleanness
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
Purple balding windowlicker
  01/26/16
...
carnelian gaped chapel
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Motley school voyeur
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
flickering faggotry
  01/26/16
...
Mildly autistic cuckold nursing home
  10/24/16
...
misanthropic high-end resort quadroon
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
free-loading keepsake machete
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
Appetizing hell
  04/04/16
...
violent cobalt weed whacker corn cake
  03/15/17
*applause*
indigo volcanic crater
  10/27/17
...
vivacious boistinker box office
  09/26/21
...
lfo
  07/16/26
...
Smoky Institution
  01/26/16
...
misanthropic high-end resort quadroon
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
buff genital piercing
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
misanthropic high-end resort quadroon
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
carnelian gaped chapel
  01/26/16
...
buff genital piercing
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
buff genital piercing
  01/26/16
...
galvanic french chef
  01/26/16
...
zombie-like fluffy tank organic girlfriend
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
laughsome piazza
  01/26/16
Describe
buff genital piercing
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
laughsome piazza
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
buff genital piercing
  01/26/16
...
misanthropic high-end resort quadroon
  01/26/16
...
zombie-like fluffy tank organic girlfriend
  01/26/16
Please be flame
carnelian gaped chapel
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
laughsome piazza
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Coiffed Opaque Stage Therapy
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
laughsome piazza
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
apoplectic aromatic juggernaut principal's office
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Fishy Excitant Knife
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
laughsome piazza
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
costumed trump supporter really tough guy
  01/26/16
Fuck
apoplectic aromatic juggernaut principal's office
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
Submissive heaven blood rage
  01/26/16
cq's!
Dun diverse ticket booth sex offender
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
laughsome piazza
  01/26/16
...
crusty provocative property internal respiration
  03/19/20
...
violent cobalt weed whacker corn cake
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
180 address liquid oxygen
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Motley school voyeur
  01/26/16
except for your autism
overrated church building
  01/26/16
...
carnelian gaped chapel
  01/26/16
...
Green library sandwich
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Motley school voyeur
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
zombie-like fluffy tank organic girlfriend
  01/26/16
...
Fishy Excitant Knife
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Motley school voyeur
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
Territorial Gas Station
  01/26/16
...
Pea-brained Chestnut Brunch
  01/26/16
...
Sable Shrine Double Fault
  01/23/17
...
violent cobalt weed whacker corn cake
  03/15/17
...
Drunken base toaster
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
buff genital piercing
  01/26/16
underrated
Mildly autistic cuckold nursing home
  01/26/16
...
Talking Razzle-dazzle Public Bath Love Of Her Life
  02/15/16
...
big-titted lascivious mexican lay
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
cyan nubile ape
  01/26/16
...
laughsome piazza
  01/26/16
...
misanthropic high-end resort quadroon
  01/26/16
jfc
Coiffed Opaque Stage Therapy
  01/26/16
...
Peach stimulating forum
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
Territorial Gas Station
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
laughsome piazza
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
misanthropic high-end resort quadroon
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
laughsome piazza
  01/26/16
do u love it
misanthropic high-end resort quadroon
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
laughsome piazza
  01/26/16
...
Navy Theatre Lettuce
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
Territorial Gas Station
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
laughsome piazza
  01/26/16
...
carnelian gaped chapel
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
Coiffed Opaque Stage Therapy
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
laughsome piazza
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
Coiffed Opaque Stage Therapy
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
Territorial Gas Station
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
Coiffed Opaque Stage Therapy
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
laughsome piazza
  01/26/16
...
olive contagious travel guidebook police squad
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
Boyish transparent round eye
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
embarrassed to the bone vibrant theater stage
  01/26/16
...
apoplectic aromatic juggernaut principal's office
  01/26/16
...
flickering faggotry
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
zombie-like fluffy tank organic girlfriend
  01/26/16
...
Submissive heaven blood rage
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
Pea-brained Chestnut Brunch
  01/26/16
JFC
Supple dog poop depressive
  01/26/16
180
Beady-eyed striped hyena
  01/26/16
...
Deep jade stead pistol
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
apoplectic aromatic juggernaut principal's office
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
laughsome piazza
  01/26/16
...
Boyish transparent round eye
  01/26/16
...
Boyish transparent round eye
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
costumed trump supporter really tough guy
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
laughsome piazza
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
costumed trump supporter really tough guy
  01/26/16
...
laughsome piazza
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
laughsome piazza
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
costumed trump supporter really tough guy
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
laughsome piazza
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
costumed trump supporter really tough guy
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
laughsome piazza
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
costumed trump supporter really tough guy
  01/26/16
180 twist
carnelian gaped chapel
  01/26/16
...
misanthropic high-end resort quadroon
  01/26/16
THIS
free-loading keepsake machete
  01/26/16
...
Saffron mediation useless brakes
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
Fishy Excitant Knife
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
costumed trump supporter really tough guy
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
Fishy Excitant Knife
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
costumed trump supporter really tough guy
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
Fishy Excitant Knife
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
costumed trump supporter really tough guy
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Fishy Excitant Knife
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
costumed trump supporter really tough guy
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
Titillating Sienna Location
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
costumed trump supporter really tough guy
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
Titillating Sienna Location
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
Dun diverse ticket booth sex offender
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
costumed trump supporter really tough guy
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
Fishy Excitant Knife
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
costumed trump supporter really tough guy
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
Motley school voyeur
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
costumed trump supporter really tough guy
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
Fishy Excitant Knife
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
costumed trump supporter really tough guy
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
Dun diverse ticket booth sex offender
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
Tan Glittery Mad-dog Skullcap
  01/26/16
fucking damn
embarrassed to the bone vibrant theater stage
  01/26/16
...
soggy marvelous kitchen scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
180
puce mind-boggling international law enforcement agency
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
Erotic Charismatic Whorehouse Pisswyrm
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
carnelian gaped chapel
  01/27/16
...
Submissive heaven blood rage
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
Silver codepig dilemma
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
Azure Turdskin Step-uncle's House
  05/19/16
repost please
Erotic Charismatic Whorehouse Pisswyrm
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
laughsome piazza
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
Azure Turdskin Step-uncle's House
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
olive contagious travel guidebook police squad
  01/26/16
tyft brother
free-loading keepsake machete
  01/26/16
...
misanthropic high-end resort quadroon
  01/26/16
...
Histrionic Indecent Pit
  01/27/16
180.
Talking Razzle-dazzle Public Bath Love Of Her Life
  01/27/16
...
Saffron mediation useless brakes
  01/29/16
...
Chartreuse Temple Skinny Woman
  01/31/16
...
misanthropic high-end resort quadroon
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
blue crotch menage
  02/02/16
brave
carnelian gaped chapel
  02/03/16
...
Shivering Halford Main People
  02/22/16
...
misanthropic high-end resort quadroon
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
blathering background story
  02/22/16
...
Erotic Charismatic Whorehouse Pisswyrm
  03/08/16
...
carnelian gaped chapel
  09/27/16
...
carnelian gaped chapel
  03/04/16
...
Coiffed Opaque Stage Therapy
  04/04/16
...
heady outnumbered locale
  04/04/16
cr
Territorial Gas Station
  04/20/16
...
Shivering Halford Main People
  05/11/16
...
misanthropic high-end resort quadroon
  05/11/16
...
carnelian gaped chapel
  06/17/16
...
twinkling partner pozpig
  09/27/16
...
Coiffed Opaque Stage Therapy
  10/21/16
mods please delete
Submissive heaven blood rage
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
Dun diverse ticket booth sex offender
  10/24/16
...
carnelian gaped chapel
  10/24/16
i really like it here
Azure Turdskin Step-uncle's House
  10/24/16
...
Chartreuse Temple Skinny Woman
  10/27/16
...
Yarmulke Queen Of The Night
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
Submissive heaven blood rage
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
carnelian gaped chapel
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
Crystalline flirting idiot
  01/23/17
... ...
Smoky Institution
  01/23/17
...
carnelian gaped chapel
  07/08/17
Lol
blathering background story
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
Magenta Hominid Hairy Legs
  01/16/19
...
flickering faggotry
  02/11/17
...
carnelian gaped chapel
  03/13/17
...
Coiffed Opaque Stage Therapy
  03/15/17
...
violent cobalt weed whacker corn cake
  03/15/17
...
Chartreuse Temple Skinny Woman
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
Bawdyhouse
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
domesticated obsidian mad cow disease tanning salon
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
crusty provocative property internal respiration
  06/01/17
...
trust fund preventive strike
  06/01/17
...
Talking Razzle-dazzle Public Bath Love Of Her Life
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
Vermilion Rebellious Parlor Milk
  06/13/17
...
crusty provocative property internal respiration
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
rose ladyboy sound barrier
  07/08/17
...
Copper cruise ship potus
  08/18/17
...
Coiffed Opaque Stage Therapy
  09/25/17
...
apoplectic aromatic juggernaut principal's office
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
Submissive heaven blood rage
  10/27/17
...
Swashbuckling Regret Coldplay Fan
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
carnelian gaped chapel
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
Yarmulke Queen Of The Night
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
White crawly doctorate
  05/24/18
...
Histrionic Indecent Pit
  07/25/18
...
apoplectic aromatic juggernaut principal's office
  05/17/18
...
carnelian gaped chapel
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
sexy lemon sweet tailpipe
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
carnelian gaped chapel
  07/25/18
...
ungodly black stag film foreskin
  07/25/18
...
apoplectic aromatic juggernaut principal's office
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
carnelian gaped chapel
  01/16/19
...
Submissive heaven blood rage
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
Magenta Hominid Hairy Legs
  01/16/19
Jfc
carnelian gaped chapel
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
Submissive heaven blood rage
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
Nudist
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
Titillating Sienna Location
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
Abnormal Stock Car Newt
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
Abnormal Stock Car Newt
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
Territorial Gas Station
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
Abnormal Stock Car Newt
  01/17/19
...
apoplectic aromatic juggernaut principal's office
  04/08/19
...
canary associate
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
Swashbuckling Regret Coldplay Fan
  04/09/19
...
Abnormal Stock Car Newt
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
Abnormal Stock Car Newt
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
carnelian gaped chapel
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
startled
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
carnelian gaped chapel
  06/03/19
...
Submissive heaven blood rage
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
ebony giraffe sneaky criminal
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
Abnormal Stock Car Newt
  06/03/19
...
flickering faggotry
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
Abnormal Stock Car Newt
  08/08/19
...
Abnormal Stock Car Newt
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
scarlet old irish cottage
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
Offensive Rigor
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
scarlet old irish cottage
  08/12/19
...
scarlet old irish cottage
  03/16/20
...
naked
  02/02/20
...
Coiffed Opaque Stage Therapy
  03/14/20
...
Territorial Gas Station
  03/16/20
...
Territorial Gas Station
  09/30/20
...
bearded ruddy
  08/27/21
...
Coiffed Opaque Stage Therapy
  09/13/21
...
Submissive heaven blood rage
  09/26/21
...
Translucent zippy headpube
  10/11/21
...
vivacious boistinker box office
  10/11/21
bump
Territorial Gas Station
  03/12/22
...
Coiffed Opaque Stage Therapy
  01/05/23
...
Shivering Halford Main People
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
house-broken
  10/13/23
mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
bisexual jet nibblets athletic conference
  10/13/23
...
carnelian gaped chapel
  01/03/24
...
apoplectic aromatic juggernaut principal's office
  08/09/24
...
Shivering Halford Main People
  07/28/25
...
private investor
  12/29/25
...
honey-headed cuckoldry
  12/29/25
Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
Alcoholic mewling
  12/29/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: carnelian gaped chapel

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678453)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: crimson dashing messiness

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29682018)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Sable Shrine Double Fault

This one stings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683283)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: flickering faggotry

I hate you for this.

*devises gory killself method*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684234)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: Mildly autistic cuckold nursing home

jesus no...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31714981)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: big-titted lascivious mexican lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32287869)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 20th, 2018 5:00 PM
Author: Aqua alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35446899)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: comical mahogany casino multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38331891)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 14th, 2020 11:12 PM
Author: flickering faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#41114459)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Avocado water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678454)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: startling crackhouse place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678456)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Sooty godawful dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678525)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: soul-stirring wild school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678457)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
Author: Ivory gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678460)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
Author: Sooty godawful dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678464)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: soul-stirring wild school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678476)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Titillating Sienna Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678478)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Coiffed Opaque Stage Therapy

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678480)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Histrionic Indecent Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678488)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 7:32 PM
Author: lavender autistic candlestick maker clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678734)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: carnelian gaped chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679440)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: soggy marvelous kitchen scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679919)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: slap-happy space

jesus you guys are fucking brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680351)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:47 PM
Author: Erotic Charismatic Whorehouse Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680560)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 7:09 AM
Author: crimson dashing messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29682019)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: ungodly black stag film foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685198)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Fishy Excitant Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685278)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 27th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: Alcoholic Hairless Trailer Park Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32000462)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2017 3:02 PM
Author: Coiffed Opaque Stage Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33545318)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2017 6:36 PM
Author: Talking Razzle-dazzle Public Bath Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34960866)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 24th, 2018 2:14 PM
Author: carnelian gaped chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35226963)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 10th, 2024 1:18 PM
Author: Dark passionate electric furnace friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#47734433)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Sable Shrine Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683284)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 24th, 2016 7:29 PM
Author: Sickened bistre haunted graveyard orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31718181)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: big-titted lascivious mexican lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32000450)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Coiffed Opaque Stage Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32440018)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: violent cobalt weed whacker corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32833820)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2017 2:06 PM
Author: Coiffed Opaque Stage Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33119532)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 20th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: Coiffed Opaque Stage Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35445746)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: Coiffed Opaque Stage Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36120413)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: vivacious boistinker box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#43182516)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: Mischievous Adventurous Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#44136173)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: Dark passionate electric furnace friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#44515653)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: Dark passionate electric furnace friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#47634560)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Onyx Razzmatazz Laser Beams

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678485)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Histrionic Indecent Pit

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678486)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: bronze bull headed people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34541852)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: curious violent selfie

fuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678490)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: big idea he suggested goal in life

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678498)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: Medicated Judgmental Digit Ratio Business Firm

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678509)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: startling crackhouse place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678514)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: carnelian gaped chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678702)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: galvanic french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679337)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone vibrant theater stage

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678518)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Sooty godawful dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678522)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: carnelian gaped chapel

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678523)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Coiffed Opaque Stage Therapy

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678526)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Sooty godawful dopamine

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678560)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: carnelian gaped chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678571)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Coiffed Opaque Stage Therapy

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678581)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: carnelian gaped chapel

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678598)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Dun diverse ticket booth sex offender

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678964)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Spruce gaping

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679986)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Dun diverse ticket booth sex offender

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680117)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: misanthropic high-end resort quadroon

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678967)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Sable Shrine Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683286)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Submissive heaven blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678540)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: carnelian gaped chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29682549)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Medicated Judgmental Digit Ratio Business Firm

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678541)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: Racy field fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678556)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Onyx Razzmatazz Laser Beams

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678706)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Coiffed Opaque Stage Therapy

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678811)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Onyx Razzmatazz Laser Beams

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679005)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: misanthropic high-end resort quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678899)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: Talking Razzle-dazzle Public Bath Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29678939)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: heady outnumbered locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679242)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone vibrant theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679269)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: galvanic french chef

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679333)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: carnelian gaped chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679615)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: zombie-like fluffy tank organic girlfriend

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679746)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: carnelian gaped chapel

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679788)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: sinister bipolar university deer antler

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679796)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: vigorous antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29695248)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: Chocolate center

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679815)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: curious violent selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679906)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: soggy marvelous kitchen scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679940)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Dun diverse ticket booth sex offender

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680090)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Pea-brained Chestnut Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680164)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: light state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680169)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Floppy seedy nowag

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680205)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: ruby rigpig dingle berry

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680268)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Greedy incel fat ankles

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680314)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Erotic Charismatic Whorehouse Pisswyrm

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680340)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Sooty godawful dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680393)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: carnelian gaped chapel

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680420)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: pearly spot marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680962)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Sable Shrine Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683300)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: Pea-brained Chestnut Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684580)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Fishy Excitant Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685192)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: carnelian gaped chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29835937)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: Drunken base toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33728990)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: frisky wonderful office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33729021)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: hairraiser magical corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33729061)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: carnelian gaped chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34542686)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Cerebral lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35011340)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: carnelian gaped chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36120607)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: carnelian gaped chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39779580)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: Shivering Halford Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#43989067)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: Citrine aphrodisiac prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#46930531)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: slap-happy space

fuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680383)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone vibrant theater stage

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680783)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: Low-t bat shit crazy macaca

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29681904)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: Burgundy mental disorder plaza

poison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29681911)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: concupiscible mentally impaired fortuitous meteor ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29682017)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: crimson dashing messiness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29682024)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: misanthropic high-end resort quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29682054)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: costumed trump supporter really tough guy

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683275)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: Lime feces national

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29714619)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Sable Shrine Double Fault

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683299)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Dun diverse ticket booth sex offender

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31696500)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: irradiated hall

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683525)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: laughsome piazza

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684217)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Fragrant Hunting Ground

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31509905)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Citrine aphrodisiac prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35011345)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: Fishy Excitant Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38673321)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: flickering faggotry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684240)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: Fishy Excitant Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685199)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: Exhilarant legend faggot firefighter

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29690331)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: Talking Razzle-dazzle Public Bath Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29692444)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: carnelian gaped chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29715945)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Silver codepig dilemma

Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29726734)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Silver codepig dilemma

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29740482)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: Yapping range telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29740519)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Talented Learning Disabled Station

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29888868)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: ebony giraffe sneaky criminal

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29888912)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Haunting brindle senate

God have mercy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29909715)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Bearded pink market

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29980772)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: Fighting community account

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29981244)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: Filthy poppy meetinghouse stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30516200)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: Insanely creepy primrose tattoo

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31718233)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: Chartreuse Temple Skinny Woman

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32165325)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Razzle brethren

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32287948)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: crusty provocative property internal respiration

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32440078)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: maroon psychic house

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32818287)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: violent cobalt weed whacker corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32833822)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: heady outnumbered locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32973645)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Ocher pontificating site reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33450428)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: topaz sanctuary

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33728872)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: apoplectic aromatic juggernaut principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34542976)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: frisky wonderful office

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33729026)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Self-absorbed exciting coffee pot point

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34542693)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Spectacular chrome theater roommate

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34544010)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Regret Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35011307)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Stirring demanding wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35012416)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Green library sandwich

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35445782)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: odious lake den black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35446902)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: multi-colored mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605660)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: Trip rehab twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38660219)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: vivacious boistinker box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#43182498)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Snowy french native

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#49136987)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Infuriating immigrant wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#49481263)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: overrated church building

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679801)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: sepia locus

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679945)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: soggy marvelous kitchen scourge upon the earth

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679955)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Erotic Charismatic Whorehouse Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679970)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Salmon Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29679989)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Histrionic Indecent Pit

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680072)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Dun diverse ticket booth sex offender

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680103)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Histrionic Indecent Pit

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680207)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Dun diverse ticket booth sex offender

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680235)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Histrionic Indecent Pit

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680262)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: carnelian gaped chapel

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680269)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Dun diverse ticket booth sex offender

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680284)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: carnelian gaped chapel

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680294)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Motley school voyeur

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680304)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Dun diverse ticket booth sex offender

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680266)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Histrionic Indecent Pit

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680306)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: zombie-like fluffy tank organic girlfriend

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680152)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Histrionic Indecent Pit

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680170)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: zombie-like fluffy tank organic girlfriend

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680240)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Histrionic Indecent Pit

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680326)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Erotic Charismatic Whorehouse Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680540)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Cracking vengeful stage elastic band

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685945)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: bronze bull headed people who are hurt

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34542578)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: hot thriller cumskin abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34543719)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: carnelian gaped chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36120611)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: crusty provocative property internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39808720)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Smoky Institution

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34542944)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Green library sandwich

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36120603)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Dun diverse ticket booth sex offender

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680213)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: electric goyim church

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680247)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Dun diverse ticket booth sex offender

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680258)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: free-loading keepsake machete

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29686607)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Histrionic Indecent Pit

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680296)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: zombie-like fluffy tank organic girlfriend

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680310)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Dun diverse ticket booth sex offender

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680362)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: carnelian gaped chapel

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680416)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: dead irate dysfunction

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33450476)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Histrionic Indecent Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680671)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Dun diverse ticket booth sex offender

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680714)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Histrionic Indecent Pit

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680754)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: crimson dashing messiness

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29682035)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Citrine aphrodisiac prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35011459)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Greedy incel fat ankles

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680335)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Greedy incel fat ankles

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680320)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Histrionic Indecent Pit

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680348)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Greedy incel fat ankles

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680364)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Dun diverse ticket booth sex offender

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680436)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Greedy incel fat ankles

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680554)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Dun diverse ticket booth sex offender

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680784)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Greedy incel fat ankles

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680325)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: carnelian gaped chapel

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680343)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Histrionic Indecent Pit

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680725)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Dun diverse ticket booth sex offender

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680760)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Histrionic Indecent Pit

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680820)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Hateful Hospital Famous Landscape Painting

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38655437)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: carnelian gaped chapel

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34543175)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Coiffed Opaque Stage Therapy

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680357)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: carnelian gaped chapel

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680372)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Dun diverse ticket booth sex offender

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680438)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: misanthropic high-end resort quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29682074)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: Citrine aphrodisiac prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35012399)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Arousing glassy jap set

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39808783)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Histrionic Indecent Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680764)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: galvanic french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680928)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: costumed trump supporter really tough guy

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683316)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Cracking vengeful stage elastic band

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685965)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: nofapping shitlib

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34541874)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Bateful garrison patrolman

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34542854)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: carnelian gaped chapel

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34543122)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Smoky Institution

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34543129)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Fragrant Hunting Ground

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34543163)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Angry karate

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38331890)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: irradiated hall

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38655565)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Tantric Parlour Dragon

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39780168)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: crusty provocative property internal respiration

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39808676)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Shivering Halford Main People

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#43257805)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Yellow roast beef

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680274)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Histrionic Indecent Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680900)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Talking Razzle-dazzle Public Bath Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30516002)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Submissive heaven blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29680360)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: buff genital piercing

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29681730)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: galvanic french chef

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29681781)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: buff genital piercing

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29681795)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: galvanic french chef

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29681800)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Sable Shrine Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683308)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Sable Shrine Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683324)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: buff genital piercing

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29681796)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: overrated church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29681801)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: clear philosopher-king indian lodge

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29681829)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: clear philosopher-king indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29681848)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Avocado water buffalo

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683517)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Drunken base toaster

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683868)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Territorial Gas Station

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683886)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Pea-brained Chestnut Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684778)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: crimson dashing messiness

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29682052)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: misanthropic high-end resort quadroon

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29682082)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Coiffed Opaque Stage Therapy

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683303)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Territorial Gas Station

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683341)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: carnelian gaped chapel

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683489)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Avocado water buffalo

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683523)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: khaki home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605742)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: Arousing glassy jap set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39779479)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: flickering faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684252)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: misanthropic high-end resort quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684291)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Pea-brained Chestnut Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684772)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Talking Razzle-dazzle Public Bath Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30156366)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: Trip rehab twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38660220)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Purple balding windowlicker

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683667)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: carnelian gaped chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683761)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Motley school voyeur

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684175)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: flickering faggotry

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684259)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Mildly autistic cuckold nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31715965)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: misanthropic high-end resort quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684272)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: free-loading keepsake machete

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29686616)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Appetizing hell

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30201794)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: violent cobalt weed whacker corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32833825)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: indigo volcanic crater

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34543111)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: vivacious boistinker box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#43182576)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 16th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#50003582)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Smoky Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683679)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: misanthropic high-end resort quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683789)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: buff genital piercing

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683797)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: misanthropic high-end resort quadroon

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683802)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: carnelian gaped chapel

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683831)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: buff genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683840)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: buff genital piercing

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683851)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: galvanic french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29683873)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: zombie-like fluffy tank organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684049)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: laughsome piazza

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684244)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: buff genital piercing

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684270)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: laughsome piazza

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684295)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: buff genital piercing

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684303)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: misanthropic high-end resort quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684304)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: zombie-like fluffy tank organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684427)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: carnelian gaped chapel

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684520)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: laughsome piazza

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684624)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Coiffed Opaque Stage Therapy

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684694)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: laughsome piazza

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684701)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: apoplectic aromatic juggernaut principal's office

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#47734478)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Fishy Excitant Knife

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685301)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: laughsome piazza

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685641)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: costumed trump supporter really tough guy

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685696)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: apoplectic aromatic juggernaut principal's office

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684899)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Submissive heaven blood rage

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685180)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Dun diverse ticket booth sex offender

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685268)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: laughsome piazza

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29686563)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: crusty provocative property internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39808717)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: violent cobalt weed whacker corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32833828)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: 180 address liquid oxygen

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684182)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Motley school voyeur

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684186)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: overrated church building

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684273)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: carnelian gaped chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684318)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Green library sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684324)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Motley school voyeur

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684414)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: zombie-like fluffy tank organic girlfriend

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684435)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Fishy Excitant Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685274)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Motley school voyeur

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685581)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: Territorial Gas Station

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684847)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Pea-brained Chestnut Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684784)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Sable Shrine Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32440058)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: violent cobalt weed whacker corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32833830)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Drunken base toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35446904)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: buff genital piercing

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684280)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Mildly autistic cuckold nursing home

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685673)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Talking Razzle-dazzle Public Bath Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29837939)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: big-titted lascivious mexican lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32000449)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: cyan nubile ape

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684443)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: laughsome piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684472)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: misanthropic high-end resort quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684475)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Coiffed Opaque Stage Therapy

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684501)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Peach stimulating forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684532)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: Territorial Gas Station

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684551)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: laughsome piazza

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684606)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: misanthropic high-end resort quadroon

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684642)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: laughsome piazza

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684656)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: misanthropic high-end resort quadroon

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684671)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: laughsome piazza

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684698)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: Navy Theatre Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29726837)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Territorial Gas Station

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684716)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: laughsome piazza

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684725)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: carnelian gaped chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30516035)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Coiffed Opaque Stage Therapy

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684726)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: laughsome piazza

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684740)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Coiffed Opaque Stage Therapy

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684751)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Territorial Gas Station

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684755)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Coiffed Opaque Stage Therapy

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684771)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: laughsome piazza

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684774)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: olive contagious travel guidebook police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685212)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Boyish transparent round eye

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685219)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone vibrant theater stage

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685684)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: apoplectic aromatic juggernaut principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685734)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: flickering faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684620)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: zombie-like fluffy tank organic girlfriend

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684633)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Submissive heaven blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684664)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Pea-brained Chestnut Brunch

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684884)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Supple dog poop depressive

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684689)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: Beady-eyed striped hyena

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684853)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Deep jade stead pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684937)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: apoplectic aromatic juggernaut principal's office

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29684980)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: laughsome piazza

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685164)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Boyish transparent round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685270)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Boyish transparent round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685194)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: costumed trump supporter really tough guy

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685173)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: laughsome piazza

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685189)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: costumed trump supporter really tough guy

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685317)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: laughsome piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685563)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: laughsome piazza

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685564)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: costumed trump supporter really tough guy

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685582)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: laughsome piazza

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685611)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: costumed trump supporter really tough guy

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685643)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: laughsome piazza

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685674)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: costumed trump supporter really tough guy

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685690)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: carnelian gaped chapel

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685588)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: misanthropic high-end resort quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685218)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: free-loading keepsake machete

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29686942)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Saffron mediation useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685193)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Fishy Excitant Knife

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685253)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: costumed trump supporter really tough guy

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685289)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Fishy Excitant Knife

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685332)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: costumed trump supporter really tough guy

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685362)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Fishy Excitant Knife

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685419)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: costumed trump supporter really tough guy

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685528)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Fishy Excitant Knife

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685612)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: costumed trump supporter really tough guy

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685636)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Titillating Sienna Location

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29686827)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: costumed trump supporter really tough guy

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29690324)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Titillating Sienna Location

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29695165)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: Dun diverse ticket booth sex offender

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685361)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: costumed trump supporter really tough guy

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685379)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Fishy Excitant Knife

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685435)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: costumed trump supporter really tough guy

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685535)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Motley school voyeur

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685725)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: costumed trump supporter really tough guy

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685783)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Fishy Excitant Knife

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685920)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: costumed trump supporter really tough guy

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29686041)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Dun diverse ticket booth sex offender

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685300)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Tan Glittery Mad-dog Skullcap

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685635)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone vibrant theater stage

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685670)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: soggy marvelous kitchen scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685737)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: puce mind-boggling international law enforcement agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29686927)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Erotic Charismatic Whorehouse Pisswyrm

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29688689)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: carnelian gaped chapel

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29692345)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Submissive heaven blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29726866)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Silver codepig dilemma

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29740505)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Azure Turdskin Step-uncle's House

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30516120)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Erotic Charismatic Whorehouse Pisswyrm

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31322656)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: laughsome piazza

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31696577)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Azure Turdskin Step-uncle's House

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33545376)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: olive contagious travel guidebook police squad

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29685217)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: free-loading keepsake machete

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29686973)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: misanthropic high-end resort quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29686573)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Histrionic Indecent Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29692473)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Talking Razzle-dazzle Public Bath Love Of Her Life

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29695105)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: Saffron mediation useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29710038)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Chartreuse Temple Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29719332)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: misanthropic high-end resort quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29726769)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author:  blue crotch menage

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29740620)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: carnelian gaped chapel

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29745733)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Shivering Halford Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29888789)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: misanthropic high-end resort quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29888820)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: blathering background story

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29888829)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Erotic Charismatic Whorehouse Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30011217)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: carnelian gaped chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31509721)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: carnelian gaped chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#29980741)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Coiffed Opaque Stage Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30201735)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: heady outnumbered locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30201798)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Territorial Gas Station

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30311189)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Shivering Halford Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30456427)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: misanthropic high-end resort quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30456759)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: carnelian gaped chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#30728336)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: twinkling partner pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31509865)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Coiffed Opaque Stage Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31696480)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Submissive heaven blood rage

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31696519)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: Dun diverse ticket booth sex offender

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31714898)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: carnelian gaped chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31717973)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Azure Turdskin Step-uncle's House

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31715971)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Chartreuse Temple Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#31738008)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author:  Yarmulke Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32167609)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Submissive heaven blood rage

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32287873)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: carnelian gaped chapel

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34058755)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: Crystalline flirting idiot

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32440839)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Smoky Institution

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32440878)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: carnelian gaped chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33728865)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: blathering background story

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34018807)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Magenta Hominid Hairy Legs

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605655)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: flickering faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32596246)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: carnelian gaped chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32818201)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Coiffed Opaque Stage Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32833246)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: violent cobalt weed whacker corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32833819)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Chartreuse Temple Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32973380)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author:  Bawdyhouse

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32973392)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: domesticated obsidian mad cow disease tanning salon

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#32974083)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: crusty provocative property internal respiration

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33449151)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author:  trust fund preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33450386)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Talking Razzle-dazzle Public Bath Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33450409)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Vermilion Rebellious Parlor Milk

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33545689)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: crusty provocative property internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33689269)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author:  rose ladyboy sound barrier

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#33729047)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Copper cruise ship potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34018777)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Coiffed Opaque Stage Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34291351)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: apoplectic aromatic juggernaut principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34541789)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Submissive heaven blood rage

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#34541842)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Regret Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35011311)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: 

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35011392)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: carnelian gaped chapel

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35011407)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: 

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35011546)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author:  Yarmulke Queen Of The Night

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#35446889)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: White crawly doctorate

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36120524)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Histrionic Indecent Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36493744)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: apoplectic aromatic juggernaut principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36071800)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: carnelian gaped chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36493633)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: sexy lemon sweet tailpipe

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36493792)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: carnelian gaped chapel

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36493799)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: ungodly black stag film foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#36493763)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: apoplectic aromatic juggernaut principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605614)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: carnelian gaped chapel

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605618)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Submissive heaven blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605673)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Magenta Hominid Hairy Legs

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605696)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: carnelian gaped chapel

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605700)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Submissive heaven blood rage

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605671)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: Nudist

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605749)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Titillating Sienna Location

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37605917)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Abnormal Stock Car Newt

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37606174)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: Abnormal Stock Car Newt

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38061344)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Territorial Gas Station

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37606311)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: Abnormal Stock Car Newt

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#37608100)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: apoplectic aromatic juggernaut principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38058384)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author:  canary associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38061194)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Regret Coldplay Fan

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38061250)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: Abnormal Stock Car Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38061345)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: Abnormal Stock Car Newt

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38076981)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: carnelian gaped chapel

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38331712)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: startled

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38331750)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: carnelian gaped chapel

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38331757)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Submissive heaven blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38655549)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: ebony giraffe sneaky criminal

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38331857)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Abnormal Stock Car Newt

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38331878)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: flickering faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38655417)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Abnormal Stock Car Newt

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38655608)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: Abnormal Stock Car Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38673273)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: scarlet old irish cottage

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38673311)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author:  Offensive Rigor

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38673503)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: scarlet old irish cottage

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#38673513)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: scarlet old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39779443)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author:  naked



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39531148)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Coiffed Opaque Stage Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39763251)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: Territorial Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#39779439)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: Territorial Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#41016701)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: bearded ruddy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#43021741)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Coiffed Opaque Stage Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#43107782)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Submissive heaven blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#43182523)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Translucent zippy headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#43257821)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: vivacious boistinker box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#43257834)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Territorial Gas Station

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#44136160)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Coiffed Opaque Stage Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#45747202)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Shivering Halford Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#46075051)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author:  house-broken

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#46930507)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: bisexual jet nibblets athletic conference

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#46931020)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: carnelian gaped chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#47246331)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: apoplectic aromatic juggernaut principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#47947258)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Shivering Halford Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#49136888)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author:  private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#49547993)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: honey-headed cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#49547997)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Alcoholic mewling

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2.#49548061)