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Soccermos: why not 'pinch' ball between elbows and run with it?

Not a hand ball
Rose institution multi-billionaire
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Painfully Honest Dilemma Fortuitous Meteor
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Painfully Honest Dilemma Fortuitous Meteor
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more serious suggestion why not use some really pasty hair p...
Excitant Aqua Pocket Flask Cuckold
  07/25/15
any arm contact is a handball
Sexy masturbator therapy
  07/25/15
I've seen girls touch their shoulder blades behind their bac...
Rose institution multi-billionaire
  07/25/15
shoulder blades aren't considered your arm, that's your BACK...
stubborn french lodge
  07/26/15
That's a handball. Also, players don't take kindly to tri...
lime boltzmann
  07/25/15
Lol at these soccer pussies putting up a 'fight' over a perf...
Rose institution multi-billionaire
  07/25/15
Why not just have one guy dribble the ball up to the goal, a...
cerise area
  07/25/15
Lol TBF this would be AWESOME.
Talented space alpha
  07/25/15
Imagine 9 HUGE nfl linemen forming a defense. Lol at fucking...
Rose institution multi-billionaire
  07/25/15
Offsides would be the only issue I think. Have them run towa...
Talented space alpha
  07/25/15
No offsides if no passing. I learned that from the other thr...
Rose institution multi-billionaire
  07/25/15
Sweet! Why isn't everyone already doing this?!
Talented space alpha
  07/25/15
everyone is a pansy in europe, no big doods outside strongme...
stubborn french lodge
  07/26/15
(actual retard)
floppy blathering site dopamine
  07/26/15
"Offsides would be the only issue I think." Hav...
lime boltzmann
  07/25/15
Really only the World Cup and never fully understood offside...
Talented space alpha
  07/25/15
Offsides isn't an issue if you never pass, just have the one...
cerise area
  07/25/15
Not offsides but obstruction.
aquamarine thriller church corn cake
  07/25/15
Handball includes the whole arm.
aquamarine thriller church corn cake
  07/25/15
Lol it's not called an armball
Rose institution multi-billionaire
  07/25/15
How many interactions by a player with the ball in American ...
aquamarine thriller church corn cake
  07/25/15
Wins, losses and the sports' champions are determined by the...
lime boltzmann
  07/25/15
?
Rose institution multi-billionaire
  07/25/15
"With the ball" implies possession and field goals...
Emerald anal fat ankles
  07/25/15
I mean contacts with the ball or attempts to contact the bal...
aquamarine thriller church corn cake
  07/25/15
Well if we're being smart asses than that number is 100% bec...
Emerald anal fat ankles
  07/26/15
(retard hamburger) im pretty sure if you called your spor...
floppy blathering site dopamine
  07/26/15
Because it is played on foot, and not horseback.
abnormal university
  07/26/15
Don't goalies get to pick their own uniforms? I would have m...
Emerald anal fat ankles
  07/25/15
Literally the least creative sport on earth. Baseball has th...
Rose institution multi-billionaire
  07/25/15
GKs have to wear a uniform that is different to both sides' ...
aquamarine thriller church corn cake
  07/25/15
Lol what the fuck? In lower leagues you have goalies dressin...
Emerald anal fat ankles
  07/25/15
ok so why not catch the ball between your knees and wobble o...
deranged principal's office headpube
  07/25/15
Obstruction, unsportsmanlike conduct etc etc
aquamarine thriller church corn cake
  07/25/15
obstruction? lol what is this a game or a criminal investiga...
deranged principal's office headpube
  07/25/15
"But did he make a football move?" [5 minutes ...
lime boltzmann
  07/25/15
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opaque goal in life brethren
  07/26/15
Lol you're so overreaching
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useless den factory reset button
  07/26/15
did you know its not a legal move to trap a ball with your b...
floppy blathering site dopamine
  07/26/15
(William Webb Ellis)
vermilion messiness ceo
  07/26/15
One bro should trap the ball between his belly and the groun...
Gaped tanning salon doctorate
  07/26/15
lmfao why not just curl into a ball with the ball in your...
Wine Wonderful Dragon School
  07/10/18
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Rose institution multi-billionaire
  07/10/18
Realy good suggestions ITT. Lol at the TTT US soccer team fo...
Wild pisswyrm property
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Fantasy-prone brass abode faggotry
  11/29/22
Just recruit a huge fat ass guy who just sits on the ball th...
Provocative plaza
  11/29/22
most games already end in a draw afaik.
Robert Byrd Schitt
  06/13/26
I made this
No Paye No Gain
  06/13/26
That's a great way to get tennis elbow.
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  06/13/26


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Date: July 25th, 2015 10:54 PM
Author: Rose institution multi-billionaire

Not a hand ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#28412443)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Dilemma Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#28412459)



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Date: July 10th, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Dilemma Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#36400663)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 10:59 PM
Author: Excitant Aqua Pocket Flask Cuckold

more serious suggestion why not use some really pasty hair product and run with it on your head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#28412466)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Sexy masturbator therapy

any arm contact is a handball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#28412473)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Rose institution multi-billionaire

I've seen girls touch their shoulder blades behind their back. Would that be illegal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#28412584)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:16 PM
Author: stubborn french lodge

shoulder blades aren't considered your arm, that's your BACK

cmon stop being a retard lolyer looking for loopholes, nigga, you know what "arm" means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#28414679)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: lime boltzmann

That's a handball.

Also, players don't take kindly to tricks like what you are thinking of. Check out this guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PxzP2G5gK0



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#28412603)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Rose institution multi-billionaire

Lol at these soccer pussies putting up a 'fight' over a perfectly legal move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#28412619)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: cerise area

Why not just have one guy dribble the ball up to the goal, and the other 9 guys link arms and form a tight circle around him so nobody on the other team can get the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#28412660)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:34 PM
Author: Talented space alpha

Lol TBF this would be AWESOME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#28412693)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: Rose institution multi-billionaire

Imagine 9 HUGE nfl linemen forming a defense. Lol at fucking soccer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#28412738)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: Talented space alpha

Offsides would be the only issue I think. Have them run toward w defender and push the defender along to keep them in front maybe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#28412767)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: Rose institution multi-billionaire

No offsides if no passing. I learned that from the other thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#28412769)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:50 PM
Author: Talented space alpha

Sweet! Why isn't everyone already doing this?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#28412833)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:18 PM
Author: stubborn french lodge

everyone is a pansy in europe, no big doods outside strongmen and doods who defect for US PIGSKIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#28414691)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:18 PM
Author: floppy blathering site dopamine

(actual retard)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#28414692)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: lime boltzmann

"Offsides would be the only issue I think."

Have you *ever* watched soccer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#28412770)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:51 PM
Author: Talented space alpha

Really only the World Cup and never fully understood offsides. I'm a girl though, so free pass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#28412836)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: cerise area

Offsides isn't an issue if you never pass, just have the one guy dribble it all the way up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#28412773)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:54 PM
Author: aquamarine thriller church corn cake

Not offsides but obstruction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#28412861)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:42 PM
Author: aquamarine thriller church corn cake

Handball includes the whole arm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#28412749)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:45 PM
Author: Rose institution multi-billionaire

Lol it's not called an armball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#28412782)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:46 PM
Author: aquamarine thriller church corn cake

How many interactions by a player with the ball in American football involve the use of the foot? 1%?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#28412793)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:48 PM
Author: lime boltzmann

Wins, losses and the sports' champions are determined by the foot. Patriots. Norwood. It's one of the lamer aspects of football to be fair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#28412802)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:48 PM
Author: Rose institution multi-billionaire

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#28412805)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:51 PM
Author: Emerald anal fat ankles

"With the ball" implies possession and field goals kickers do not "posses" the ball at the time of the kick so this number will actually be a lot lower than you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#28412840)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:56 PM
Author: aquamarine thriller church corn cake

I mean contacts with the ball or attempts to contact the ball.

Why is the game called football when it mostly involves throwing, catching and holding the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#28412884)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: Emerald anal fat ankles

Well if we're being smart asses than that number is 100% because most players "interacting" with the ball are trying to progress it, you know, by running.

Why is your game called soccer when all the guys playing it are too low-T to ever actually sock a women in the face (when she deserves it)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#28412942)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: floppy blathering site dopamine

(retard hamburger)

im pretty sure if you called your sport american handball, it would sound more appealing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#28414602)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 11:50 AM
Author: abnormal university

Because it is played on foot, and not horseback.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#28414563)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:50 PM
Author: Emerald anal fat ankles

Don't goalies get to pick their own uniforms? I would have mine wear the other teams colors. Or I would cover him in tin foil and have people in the stands shine lasers on him when the other team went to shoot. Ljl at this sporttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#28412825)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:51 PM
Author: Rose institution multi-billionaire

Literally the least creative sport on earth. Baseball has the hidden ball play football the flea flicker why can't soccer twinks try something new when it would obviously work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#28412838)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:52 PM
Author: aquamarine thriller church corn cake

GKs have to wear a uniform that is different to both sides' ordinary team strips.

In higher leagues the GK's top also has to contrast with the referees' tops and cannot be the same colour as the other goalkeeper's. This is why EPL teams have lots of different coloured GK tops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#28412853)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:56 PM
Author: Emerald anal fat ankles

Lol what the fuck? In lower leagues you have goalies dressing like each other and pretending to be referees?

Lmao that shit would never fly in football or basketball. I'm trying to picture some kid pretending to be a referee during a HS football game and I just can't do it

Also none of this addresses my points re: tin foil and lasers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#28412886)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:52 PM
Author: deranged principal's office headpube

ok so why not catch the ball between your knees and wobble over to the other team's goal with it while your boys run super fast circles around you creating a virtual force field?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#28412850)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:53 PM
Author: aquamarine thriller church corn cake

Obstruction, unsportsmanlike conduct etc etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#28412857)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:55 PM
Author: deranged principal's office headpube

obstruction? lol what is this a game or a criminal investigation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#28412869)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:56 PM
Author: lime boltzmann

"But did he make a football move?"

[5 minutes of replays, commentator discussion]



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#28412881)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: opaque goal in life brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#28414596)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:56 PM
Author: Rose institution multi-billionaire

Lol you're so overreaching

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#28412883)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: useless den factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#28414629)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: floppy blathering site dopamine

did you know its not a legal move to trap a ball with your body, such that the ball can't be removed without being fouled?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#28414615)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:12 PM
Author: vermilion messiness ceo

(William Webb Ellis)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#28414659)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 1:31 PM
Author: Gaped tanning salon doctorate

One bro should trap the ball between his belly and the ground while 4 other bros grab a limb and drag him down the field.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#28415113)



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Date: July 10th, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: Wine Wonderful Dragon School

lmfao

why not just curl into a ball with the ball in your belly, then your team drags you down the field

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#36400669)



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Date: July 10th, 2018 7:06 PM
Author: Rose institution multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#36400619)



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Date: July 10th, 2018 7:09 PM
Author: Wild pisswyrm property

Realy good suggestions ITT. Lol at the TTT US soccer team for not thinking of these

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#36400637)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:21 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone brass abode faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#45561197)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:26 PM
Author: Provocative plaza

Just recruit a huge fat ass guy who just sits on the ball the whole game and end each game in a draw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#45561217)



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Date: June 13th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: Robert Byrd Schitt

most games already end in a draw afaik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#49936130)



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Date: June 13th, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: No Paye No Gain

I made this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#49936124)



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Date: June 13th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Junko Enoshima

That's a great way to get tennis elbow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2.#49936126)