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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
Contagious olive chapel
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
Bronze erotic property
  04/05/26
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titillating alcoholic spot toaster
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
Contagious olive chapel
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
Contagious olive chapel
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
Bronze erotic property
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
misunderstood church building
  04/05/26
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cobalt theatre
  04/05/26
Lol
Slimy Factory Reset Button
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
Rebellious obsidian hall milk
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
Contagious olive chapel
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
Rebellious obsidian hall milk
  04/05/26
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Bronze erotic property
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
Citrine cerebral psychic
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
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  04/05/26
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Grizzly Bonkers Piazza
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
Rusted garrison
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
Walnut Pisswyrm Ceo
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big dun market halford
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
Rough-skinned zombie-like sandwich skinny woman
  04/05/26
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Tripping Translucent Dragon Home
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
Contagious olive chapel
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
Rough-skinned zombie-like sandwich skinny woman
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
learning disabled 180 trump supporter pervert
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
cyan very tactful space
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
Scarlet legal warrant
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
Sadistic shrine
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
sexy coral sanctuary
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
pea-brained kitchen
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
cyan very tactful space
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
Sadistic shrine
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
pea-brained kitchen
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
Soggy sapphire corner boiling water
  04/05/26
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Bronze erotic property
  04/05/26
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Flickering primrose becky
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
learning disabled 180 trump supporter pervert
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
pea-brained kitchen
  04/05/26
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cobalt theatre
  04/05/26
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cobalt theatre
  04/05/26
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bistre dashing degenerate coldplay fan
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
bistre dashing degenerate coldplay fan
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
out-of-control trip potus gas station
  04/05/26
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Bronze erotic property
  04/05/26
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misunderstood church building
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
jet-lagged provocative church
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
Contagious olive chapel
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
learning disabled 180 trump supporter pervert
  04/05/26
...
pea-brained kitchen
  04/05/26
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cream thriller brunch indirect expression
  04/06/26
Pls respond
cerise indecent travel guidebook
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
misunderstood church building
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: Contagious olive chapel

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: Bronze erotic property

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: titillating alcoholic spot toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Contagious olive chapel

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Contagious olive chapel

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Bronze erotic property

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: misunderstood church building

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: cobalt theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Slimy Factory Reset Button

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Rebellious obsidian hall milk

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: Contagious olive chapel

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Rebellious obsidian hall milk

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: Bronze erotic property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Citrine cerebral psychic

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: titillating alcoholic spot toaster

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: Grizzly Bonkers Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: Rusted garrison

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Walnut Pisswyrm Ceo

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Soggy sapphire corner boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: big dun market halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: Rough-skinned zombie-like sandwich skinny woman

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Tripping Translucent Dragon Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Contagious olive chapel

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Rough-skinned zombie-like sandwich skinny woman

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: learning disabled 180 trump supporter pervert

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: cyan very tactful space

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Scarlet legal warrant

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Sadistic shrine

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: sexy coral sanctuary

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: pea-brained kitchen

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: cyan very tactful space

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Sadistic shrine

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: pea-brained kitchen

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Soggy sapphire corner boiling water

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Bronze erotic property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Flickering primrose becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: learning disabled 180 trump supporter pervert

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: pea-brained kitchen

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: cobalt theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: cobalt theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: bistre dashing degenerate coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: bistre dashing degenerate coldplay fan

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: out-of-control trip potus gas station

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Bronze erotic property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: misunderstood church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: jet-lagged provocative church

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Contagious olive chapel

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: learning disabled 180 trump supporter pervert

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: pea-brained kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: cream thriller brunch indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: cerise indecent travel guidebook

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: misunderstood church building

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49812165)