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GFs dogs anal glands leaked in my house. Smells like absolute death

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. ...
talented trailer park
  08/09/18
Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this...
Dead mind-boggling casino cuckold
  08/09/18
Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poas...
Haunting pontificating double fault
  08/09/18
We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s an...
talented trailer park
  08/09/18
Could be a diet-related thing My sister switched her dogs...
crimson fanboi
  08/09/18
Wtf man. And that smell, ugh
talented trailer park
  08/09/18
I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bi...
crimson fanboi
  08/09/18
It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk s...
talented trailer park
  08/09/18
OK, definitely never experienced anything like that The d...
crimson fanboi
  08/09/18
Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus do...
Hilarious glittery resort
  08/09/18
Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparentl...
Haunting pontificating double fault
  08/09/18
Dachshund
talented trailer park
  08/09/18
you know what to do...
Haunting pontificating double fault
  08/09/18
i love dogs, but never again am i owning one. all the const...
low-t orchestra pit tattoo
  08/09/18
I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big...
talented trailer park
  08/09/18
Same.
mildly autistic background story business firm
  08/09/18
Sad to not have a dog friend though
Rebellious Becky Hunting Ground
  08/09/18
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Navy confused hell
  08/09/18
what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?
nighttime appetizing whorehouse turdskin
  08/09/18
Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed ...
talented trailer park
  08/09/18
holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that hap...
nighttime appetizing whorehouse turdskin
  08/09/18
animals belong OUTSIDE the house
lake corner
  08/09/18
this LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. &q...
dashing mentally impaired principal's office idea he suggested
  08/09/18
most asian poast I've ever read jfc
Navy confused hell
  08/09/18
"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served ...
vigorous marketing idea
  08/09/18
...
Crystalline rigpig house
  08/09/18
Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!
Walnut address
  08/09/18
stfu gook
Exhilarant orange preventive strike brunch
  08/09/18
...
Crystalline rigpig house
  08/09/18
Cr
Pungent Field Windowlicker
  08/09/18
You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon i...
Walnut address
  08/09/18
Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.
curious station trust fund
  08/09/18
XO becoming more and more prole every day.
mildly autistic background story business firm
  08/09/18
SUMMON: jjj
carmine supple milk
  08/09/18
dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. ...
clear death wish ladyboy
  08/09/18
why didn't the dog eat it?
Hairraiser sick library
  08/09/18
The dog needs more fiber
Lilac Excitant Lay Party Of The First Part
  08/09/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk
Duck-like Gas Station Black Woman
  08/09/18
Sick
talented trailer park
  08/09/18
She's blaming the dog, dude
pale vibrant market
  08/09/18
...
Floppy pearly sanctuary
  08/09/18
TI, OC, TCR
coral misanthropic nursing home
  08/09/18
Absolutely Devastating.
curious station trust fund
  08/09/18
...
Very tactful mediation
  08/09/18
...
French Cerise Kitchen Brethren
  08/09/18
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Costumed Laughsome Locale
  03/15/25
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self-satisfied and socially compliant
  11/20/25
fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes...
fishy bull headed wagecucks
  08/09/18
...
Massive white affirmative action
  08/09/18
They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a hol...
Walnut address
  08/09/18
interesting
French Cerise Kitchen Brethren
  08/09/18
dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY ...
talented trailer park
  08/09/18
Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. A...
Up-to-no-good range
  08/09/18
Missed the dog part in thread title on first read
vigorous marketing idea
  03/15/25
birdshit problems
Roblox
  11/20/25


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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: talented trailer park

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. Wtf bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583449)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: Dead mind-boggling casino cuckold

Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this issue. If so, don't buy.

If you get a dog and it has this problem. Kill it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36588682)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: Haunting pontificating double fault

Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poasted it

Was ready to kill the dogs on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583452)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: talented trailer park

We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s anal gland. Apparently it’s like two pimples on either side of it’s asshole that you press and the gland stuff comes out. It’s foul as fuck. Do all little dogs do this? Normally the dog smells fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583461)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: crimson fanboi

Could be a diet-related thing

My sister switched her dogs food (to something that I think was supposed to be a bit more oriented to older dogs) and all of a sudden it had these insanely swollen (maybe infected?) anal glands

She switched it back to it's regular food and it's been fine since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583470)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: talented trailer park

Wtf man.

And that smell, ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583478)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: crimson fanboi

I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bit more solid in order for it to regularly let those glands 'express' with ordinary defecation

I've heard that the smell of those glands is bad but I don't think I've experienced it myself. I saw the dog while it was having problems and it was super gross to see, but the smell wasn't appreciably worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583508)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: talented trailer park

It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk spray when up close imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583537)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: crimson fanboi

OK, definitely never experienced anything like that

The dogs' glands were really fucked up though. It resembled a prolapse & couldn't stop licking itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583555)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Hilarious glittery resort

Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus doodikoff!???!!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36585409)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: Haunting pontificating double fault

Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparently

I only fuck with large breeds and never knew about this shit until I saw it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583474)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: talented trailer park

Dachshund

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583481)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Haunting pontificating double fault

you know what to do...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583485)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: low-t orchestra pit tattoo

i love dogs, but never again am i owning one.

all the constant dealings with SHIT are just too much. i don't need this much literal SHIT in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583458)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: talented trailer park

I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big. None of them had this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583465)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: mildly autistic background story business firm

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36588692)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Rebellious Becky Hunting Ground

Sad to not have a dog friend though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583484)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Navy confused hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36584262)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: nighttime appetizing whorehouse turdskin

what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583502)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: talented trailer park

Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed to secrete when they shit, but sometimes get clogged up and get engorged and you have to squeeze them like a zit

https://www.dummies.com/pets/dogs/how-to-empty-your-dogs-anal-sacs/

Again, never seen this living with Golden’s, labs, spaniels, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583533)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: nighttime appetizing whorehouse turdskin

holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583535)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: lake corner

animals belong OUTSIDE the house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583516)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: dashing mentally impaired principal's office idea he suggested

this

LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. "oh this NEVER happens, just a one-off thing."

this is what you get for sharing your house with a disgusting animal

PS your friends thought your house reeked of animal even before this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583540)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Navy confused hell

most asian poast I've ever read jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36584265)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: vigorous marketing idea

"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served for dinner."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36585375)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Crystalline rigpig house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36584291)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: Walnut address

Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36585347)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: Exhilarant orange preventive strike brunch

stfu gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36588718)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Crystalline rigpig house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36584293)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Pungent Field Windowlicker

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36584370)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Walnut address

You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon it will be illegal to prohibit them in the US from restaurants, planes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36585342)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: curious station trust fund

Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36585361)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: mildly autistic background story business firm

XO becoming more and more prole every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36588699)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: carmine supple milk

SUMMON: jjj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583526)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: clear death wish ladyboy

dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. you're not supposed to do that in your house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583539)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Hairraiser sick library

why didn't the dog eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583553)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: Lilac Excitant Lay Party Of The First Part

The dog needs more fiber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583569)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: Duck-like Gas Station Black Woman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583588)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: talented trailer park

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36584252)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: pale vibrant market

She's blaming the dog, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36584374)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Floppy pearly sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36584386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: coral misanthropic nursing home

TI, OC, TCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36585351)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: curious station trust fund

Absolutely Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36585356)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Very tactful mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36585360)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: French Cerise Kitchen Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36588678)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Costumed Laughsome Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#48749704)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: self-satisfied and socially compliant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#49446073)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: fishy bull headed wagecucks

fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes, ANAL GLANDS "expressing"? LOL JUST LOL

jesus christ petcucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36584378)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Massive white affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36584388)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Walnut address

They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a holdover from the common ancestor of dogs and skunks. The smell is NBD get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36585338)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: French Cerise Kitchen Brethren

interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36585385)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: talented trailer park

dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY worse than a skunk. It was like rotten fish mixed with shit, extremely pungent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36585386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good range

Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. Also, get high quality dog food. It makes for more solid stool that ensure the glands release the shit when they shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36588675)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: vigorous marketing idea

Missed the dog part in thread title on first read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#48749719)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Roblox

birdshit problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#49446165)