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GFs dogs anal glands leaked in my house. Smells like absolute death

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. ...
abnormal wine hall
  08/09/18
Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this...
Flirting Disgusting Nursing Home Mediation
  08/09/18
Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poas...
shivering dog poop quadroon
  08/09/18
We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s an...
abnormal wine hall
  08/09/18
Could be a diet-related thing My sister switched her dogs...
Overrated private investor crotch
  08/09/18
Wtf man. And that smell, ugh
abnormal wine hall
  08/09/18
I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bi...
Overrated private investor crotch
  08/09/18
It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk s...
abnormal wine hall
  08/09/18
OK, definitely never experienced anything like that The d...
Overrated private investor crotch
  08/09/18
Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus do...
Crystalline church associate
  08/09/18
Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparentl...
shivering dog poop quadroon
  08/09/18
Dachshund
abnormal wine hall
  08/09/18
you know what to do...
shivering dog poop quadroon
  08/09/18
i love dogs, but never again am i owning one. all the const...
Green Tattoo
  08/09/18
I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big...
abnormal wine hall
  08/09/18
Same.
demanding cerebral den
  08/09/18
Sad to not have a dog friend though
Rebellious native legal warrant
  08/09/18
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Topaz Arousing Sound Barrier
  08/09/18
what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?
aromatic federal casino
  08/09/18
Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed ...
abnormal wine hall
  08/09/18
holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that hap...
aromatic federal casino
  08/09/18
animals belong OUTSIDE the house
Opaque point filthpig
  08/09/18
this LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. &q...
electric alcoholic jewess base
  08/09/18
most asian poast I've ever read jfc
Topaz Arousing Sound Barrier
  08/09/18
"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served ...
at-the-ready hairless blood rage liquid oxygen
  08/09/18
...
big dopamine theater stage
  08/09/18
Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!
Razzmatazz range shitlib
  08/09/18
stfu gook
Chestnut glittery tanning salon becky
  08/09/18
...
big dopamine theater stage
  08/09/18
Cr
Awkward bawdyhouse
  08/09/18
You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon i...
Razzmatazz range shitlib
  08/09/18
Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.
mustard racy party of the first part scourge upon the earth
  08/09/18
XO becoming more and more prole every day.
demanding cerebral den
  08/09/18
SUMMON: jjj
Odious chapel ape
  08/09/18
dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. ...
apoplectic misunderstood goal in life
  08/09/18
why didn't the dog eat it?
cruel-hearted galvanic sex offender
  08/09/18
The dog needs more fiber
maniacal low-t locus depressive
  08/09/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk
Angry Wonderful Abode
  08/09/18
Sick
abnormal wine hall
  08/09/18
She's blaming the dog, dude
thriller heaven
  08/09/18
...
Irradiated antidepressant drug
  08/09/18
TI, OC, TCR
motley spot masturbator
  08/09/18
Absolutely Devastating.
mustard racy party of the first part scourge upon the earth
  08/09/18
...
marvelous site
  08/09/18
...
cracking institution
  08/09/18
...
Lemon passionate market
  03/15/25
...
self-satisfied and socially compliant
  11/20/25
fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes...
Arrogant Police Squad Digit Ratio
  08/09/18
...
azure unholy national
  08/09/18
They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a hol...
Razzmatazz range shitlib
  08/09/18
interesting
cracking institution
  08/09/18
dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY ...
abnormal wine hall
  08/09/18
Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. A...
Ruby garrison tank
  08/09/18
Missed the dog part in thread title on first read
at-the-ready hairless blood rage liquid oxygen
  03/15/25
birdshit problems
Roblox
  11/20/25


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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: abnormal wine hall

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. Wtf bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583449)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: Flirting Disgusting Nursing Home Mediation

Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this issue. If so, don't buy.

If you get a dog and it has this problem. Kill it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36588682)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: shivering dog poop quadroon

Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poasted it

Was ready to kill the dogs on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583452)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: abnormal wine hall

We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s anal gland. Apparently it’s like two pimples on either side of it’s asshole that you press and the gland stuff comes out. It’s foul as fuck. Do all little dogs do this? Normally the dog smells fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583461)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: Overrated private investor crotch

Could be a diet-related thing

My sister switched her dogs food (to something that I think was supposed to be a bit more oriented to older dogs) and all of a sudden it had these insanely swollen (maybe infected?) anal glands

She switched it back to it's regular food and it's been fine since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583470)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: abnormal wine hall

Wtf man.

And that smell, ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583478)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Overrated private investor crotch

I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bit more solid in order for it to regularly let those glands 'express' with ordinary defecation

I've heard that the smell of those glands is bad but I don't think I've experienced it myself. I saw the dog while it was having problems and it was super gross to see, but the smell wasn't appreciably worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583508)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: abnormal wine hall

It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk spray when up close imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583537)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Overrated private investor crotch

OK, definitely never experienced anything like that

The dogs' glands were really fucked up though. It resembled a prolapse & couldn't stop licking itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583555)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Crystalline church associate

Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus doodikoff!???!!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36585409)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: shivering dog poop quadroon

Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparently

I only fuck with large breeds and never knew about this shit until I saw it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583474)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: abnormal wine hall

Dachshund

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583481)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: shivering dog poop quadroon

you know what to do...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583485)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: Green Tattoo

i love dogs, but never again am i owning one.

all the constant dealings with SHIT are just too much. i don't need this much literal SHIT in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583458)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: abnormal wine hall

I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big. None of them had this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583465)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: demanding cerebral den

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36588692)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Rebellious native legal warrant

Sad to not have a dog friend though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583484)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Topaz Arousing Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36584262)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: aromatic federal casino

what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583502)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: abnormal wine hall

Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed to secrete when they shit, but sometimes get clogged up and get engorged and you have to squeeze them like a zit

https://www.dummies.com/pets/dogs/how-to-empty-your-dogs-anal-sacs/

Again, never seen this living with Golden’s, labs, spaniels, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583533)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: aromatic federal casino

holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583535)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: Opaque point filthpig

animals belong OUTSIDE the house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583516)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: electric alcoholic jewess base

this

LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. "oh this NEVER happens, just a one-off thing."

this is what you get for sharing your house with a disgusting animal

PS your friends thought your house reeked of animal even before this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583540)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Topaz Arousing Sound Barrier

most asian poast I've ever read jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36584265)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: at-the-ready hairless blood rage liquid oxygen

"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served for dinner."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36585375)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: big dopamine theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36584291)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: Razzmatazz range shitlib

Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36585347)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: Chestnut glittery tanning salon becky

stfu gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36588718)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: big dopamine theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36584293)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Awkward bawdyhouse

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36584370)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Razzmatazz range shitlib

You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon it will be illegal to prohibit them in the US from restaurants, planes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36585342)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: mustard racy party of the first part scourge upon the earth

Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36585361)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: demanding cerebral den

XO becoming more and more prole every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36588699)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: Odious chapel ape

SUMMON: jjj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583526)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: apoplectic misunderstood goal in life

dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. you're not supposed to do that in your house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583539)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: cruel-hearted galvanic sex offender

why didn't the dog eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583553)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: maniacal low-t locus depressive

The dog needs more fiber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583569)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: Angry Wonderful Abode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36583588)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: abnormal wine hall

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36584252)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: thriller heaven

She's blaming the dog, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36584374)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Irradiated antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36584386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: motley spot masturbator

TI, OC, TCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36585351)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: mustard racy party of the first part scourge upon the earth

Absolutely Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36585356)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: marvelous site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36585360)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: cracking institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36588678)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Lemon passionate market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#48749704)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: self-satisfied and socially compliant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#49446073)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: Arrogant Police Squad Digit Ratio

fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes, ANAL GLANDS "expressing"? LOL JUST LOL

jesus christ petcucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36584378)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: azure unholy national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36584388)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Razzmatazz range shitlib

They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a holdover from the common ancestor of dogs and skunks. The smell is NBD get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36585338)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: cracking institution

interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36585385)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: abnormal wine hall

dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY worse than a skunk. It was like rotten fish mixed with shit, extremely pungent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36585386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Ruby garrison tank

Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. Also, get high quality dog food. It makes for more solid stool that ensure the glands release the shit when they shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#36588675)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: at-the-ready hairless blood rage liquid oxygen

Missed the dog part in thread title on first read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#48749719)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Roblox

birdshit problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2.#49446165)