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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
irate claret locus sweet tailpipe
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
bat-shit-crazy rose property
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
irate claret locus sweet tailpipe
  11/11/25
i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the begin...
bat-shit-crazy rose property
  11/11/25
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fragrant french school liquid oxygen
  11/11/25
Just tell some n word jokes.
drab doctorate
  11/11/25
Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and ...
Cerise stead coldplay fan
  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
irate claret locus sweet tailpipe
  11/11/25
https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed
Cerise stead coldplay fan
  11/11/25
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arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https...
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Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonig...
irate claret locus sweet tailpipe
  11/11/25
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Provocative silver stage
  11/11/25
go, get drunk, come home late af
multi-colored aqua site
  11/11/25
Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road ...
trip flushed personal credit line
  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
irate claret locus sweet tailpipe
  11/11/25
In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
trip flushed personal credit line
  11/11/25
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multi-colored aqua site
  11/11/25
wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out y...
Salmon comical ladyboy factory reset button
  11/11/25
is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
irate claret locus sweet tailpipe
  11/11/25
This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
Ebony hilarious national security agency
  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
Salmon comical ladyboy factory reset button
  11/11/25
Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
blue fluffy mediation
  11/11/25
do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
irate claret locus sweet tailpipe
  11/11/25
were you proposing that you top him or the other way around?...
Bateful Turquoise Keepsake Machete
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Vermilion unhinged stag film round eye
  11/12/25
lmfao
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Aren’t iPods crazy?
Plum stage
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  11/12/25
sprinted here
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Vermilion unhinged stag film round eye
  11/12/25
relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
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  11/11/25
i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brie...
irate claret locus sweet tailpipe
  11/11/25
tp
cracking step-uncle's house filthpig
  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
Umber knife sneaky criminal
  11/11/25
direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casu...
Self-absorbed hot pistol
  11/11/25
i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member...
irate claret locus sweet tailpipe
  11/11/25
Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well.....
lilac blood rage
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irate claret locus sweet tailpipe
  11/11/25
wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont ...
Racy menage
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Vermilion unhinged stag film round eye
  11/12/25
Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well ...
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Canary awkward set
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Provocative silver stage
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Umber knife sneaky criminal
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Passionate Nursing Home Patrolman
  11/12/25
they probably are unaware about the superior playing style o...
Ivory Exhilarant Plaza Giraffe
  11/11/25
How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prep...
irate claret locus sweet tailpipe
  11/11/25
3 words: pepper thine angus
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  11/12/25
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: irate claret locus sweet tailpipe

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy rose property

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: irate claret locus sweet tailpipe

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy rose property

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: fragrant french school liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421713)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: drab doctorate

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Cerise stead coldplay fan

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: irate claret locus sweet tailpipe

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Cerise stead coldplay fan

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: citrine excitant base

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420945)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: Canary awkward set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49422488)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: orange clown useless brakes

arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fpaulie-walnuts-gualtieri-from-the-sopranos-v0-ebzxdtl4kcbd1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D429%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D4d5bbbe48b9e1565ced7612b7a6f5cea18852ad5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: irate claret locus sweet tailpipe

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Provocative silver stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421769)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: multi-colored aqua site

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: trip flushed personal credit line

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: irate claret locus sweet tailpipe

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: trip flushed personal credit line

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: multi-colored aqua site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Salmon comical ladyboy factory reset button

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: irate claret locus sweet tailpipe

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Ebony hilarious national security agency

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Salmon comical ladyboy factory reset button

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: blue fluffy mediation

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: irate claret locus sweet tailpipe

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Bateful Turquoise Keepsake Machete

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Vermilion unhinged stag film round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49423279)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Travel Guidebook

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Plum stage

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: blue fluffy mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421701)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: doobsian mauve center macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: cracking step-uncle's house filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49422505)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: vibrant parlor

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49423235)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Vermilion unhinged stag film round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49423280)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Swashbuckling spruce indian lodge mexican

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: irate claret locus sweet tailpipe

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: cracking step-uncle's house filthpig

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Umber knife sneaky criminal

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Self-absorbed hot pistol

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: irate claret locus sweet tailpipe

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: lilac blood rage

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: irate claret locus sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420951)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Racy menage

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: irate claret locus sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421703)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Vermilion unhinged stag film round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49423284)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: doobsian mauve center macaca

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Canary awkward set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421291)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Chrome high-end gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421338)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy rose property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421686)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Provocative silver stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Umber knife sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421791)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Passionate Nursing Home Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49422490)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Ivory Exhilarant Plaza Giraffe

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: irate claret locus sweet tailpipe

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: ruby sound barrier

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: fragrant french school liquid oxygen

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49424851)