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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM Author: rose potus ratface I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420643) |
Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM Author: confused base have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420646) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM Author: rose potus ratface yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420664) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM Author: confused base i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420668) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM Author: Milky indecent kitchen masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421713) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM Author: hairraiser maniacal brethren Just tell some n word jokes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420648) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM Author: Charismatic ebony ladyboy shrine Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420666) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM Author: rose potus ratface he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420757) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM Author: Charismatic ebony ladyboy shrine https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420882) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM Author: dashing shimmering jap smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420945) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM Author: Bat shit crazy insanely creepy market affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49422488) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: shivering medicated lodge gaping arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fpaulie-walnuts-gualtieri-from-the-sopranos-v0-ebzxdtl4kcbd1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D429%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D4d5bbbe48b9e1565ced7612b7a6f5cea18852ad5 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420982) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM Author: rose potus ratface Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421568) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM Author: Glassy Resort Cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421769) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM Author: swashbuckling travel guidebook go, get drunk, come home late af (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420667) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM Author: Carnelian Sweet Tailpipe Property Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420702) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM Author: rose potus ratface the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420763) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM Author: Carnelian Sweet Tailpipe Property In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420966) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: swashbuckling travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420980) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM Author: Glittery Chocolate Hairy Legs Cuckoldry wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420711) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM Author: rose potus ratface is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420770) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM Author: Shaky bronze crackhouse voyeur This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420795) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM Author: Glittery Chocolate Hairy Legs Cuckoldry you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420895) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM Author: Puce public bath weed whacker Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420744) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM Author: rose potus ratface do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.
I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night. |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: coiffed parlour were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421684) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM Author: Orchid abnormal native volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49423279) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM Author: Spectacular jade location lmfao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49422306) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM Author: Drunken ruddy gas station Aren’t iPods crazy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421290) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM Author: Puce public bath weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421701) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: ivory fragrant indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421719) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM Author: Bistre church new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49422505) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM Author: Sadistic razzmatazz water buffalo hall sprinted here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49423235) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM Author: Orchid abnormal native volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49423280) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM Author: Stubborn exciting pit relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420751) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM Author: rose potus ratface i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420801) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM Author: Bistre church new version tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420952) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM Author: alcoholic translucent windowlicker tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420754) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM Author: Silver Anal Indian Lodge direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420758) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM Author: rose potus ratface i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420806) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM Author: Aggressive area Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420807) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM Author: rose potus ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420951) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM Author: red mewling electric furnace wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420991) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM Author: rose potus ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421703) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM Author: Orchid abnormal native volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49423284) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM Author: ivory fragrant indirect expression Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421274) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM Author: Bat shit crazy insanely creepy market affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421291) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM Author: Lavender quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421338) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM Author: confused base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421686) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM Author: Glassy Resort Cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421770) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM Author: alcoholic translucent windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421791) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM Author: gold alpha menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49422490) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM Author: Drab community account abode they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421287) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM Author: rose potus ratface How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421564) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM Author: Know-it-all fortuitous meteor library 3 words: pepper thine angus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49423288) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM Author: Milky indecent kitchen masturbator You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49424851) |