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When lightning strikes a lake why dont all the fish die?

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Infuriating pit
  11/15/25
Why doesn't it kill all the fish in the ocean? It's got more...
fragrant offensive crotch
  11/15/25
That’s salt water
Mint frisky theater stage multi-billionaire
  11/15/25
Yeah that should enhance the effect of the lightning.
fragrant offensive crotch
  11/15/25
Lightning doesn't kill all fish because the electrical curre...
Disturbing Plaza
  11/15/25
this is also how sharks got lazers and how electric eels wer...
crawly mind-boggling field pisswyrm
  11/15/25
Fresh water, sure because it's very dense. But ocean water i...
fragrant offensive crotch
  11/15/25
Ph wow. So youre saying the lightning only affects the surfa...
Infuriating pit
  11/15/25
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marvelous purple hairy legs
  11/15/25
So if you are swimming and lighting strikes you should be ab...
Exciting Codepig
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marvelous purple hairy legs
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bonkers cyan chad
  11/16/25
Ideally you jump out of the water. But if you dont have time...
Infuriating pit
  11/16/25
How I survived 180 days of biglaw tp
bonkers cyan chad
  11/16/25
A dive is just a reverse jump, same kinetic energy
Coral Diverse Cuckold
  11/16/25
Something about this poast-moniker synergy
bonkers cyan chad
  11/16/25
Fish are able to absorb, store, and discharge small amounts ...
Arousing outnumbered goal in life psychic
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marvelous purple hairy legs
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cheese-eating school cafeteria
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cheese-eating school cafeteria
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it's amazing how after all these years I still learn somethi...
Reinhard Heydrich
  11/20/25
Enjoy your trash fish
appetizing hall
  11/15/25
niggers
Titillating Impressive Police Squad Sanctuary
  11/15/25
lmao at this schoolbus thread
racy brethren
  11/15/25
We really like it here.
bonkers cyan chad
  11/16/25
They do wtf are you talking about?
flushed violent church turdskin
  11/15/25
Incorrect. Did you not read the thread?
Arousing outnumbered goal in life psychic
  11/15/25
I don’t need to read the thread I’ve seen this o...
flushed violent church turdskin
  11/15/25
You're witnessed all the fish in a lake die after lightning ...
Arousing outnumbered goal in life psychic
  11/15/25
Obviously I’m being a little rhetorical it hasn’...
flushed violent church turdskin
  11/15/25
And you weren't fudging the number of fish deaths even a lit...
Arousing outnumbered goal in life psychic
  11/15/25
cr
marvelous purple hairy legs
  11/16/25
they all jump right before the lightning strikes.
White pocket flask
  11/15/25
it's not enough juice. that's like trying to power an entir...
dull hospital
  11/15/25
protective fish slime
rebellious state new version
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tp
Rough-skinned fortuitous meteor
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bonkers cyan chad
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Drab Patrolman
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9838838388374783747782737388837378383
bonkers cyan chad
  11/16/25
We had a golden whose FAVORITE pastime by far was leaping in...
bonkers cyan chad
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marvelous purple hairy legs
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bonkers cyan chad
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https://youtu.be/C-TSvxZ40RQ?si=QsAT_JyuY5QoLmko
fragrant offensive crotch
  11/16/25
A lightning strike consists of one or more short duration el...
curious headpube weed whacker
  11/16/25
Old man assuming lolyers know the Fourier
Painfully Honest Laughsome Boltzmann University
  11/16/25
For all the non engineers on the bort the Fourier transform ...
curious headpube weed whacker
  11/16/25
Or pronounce it. This block of text would be much easier...
Arousing outnumbered goal in life psychic
  11/16/25
Not the weirdest feature Rach's been asked
Painfully Honest Laughsome Boltzmann University
  11/16/25
damn I'll be happy if I can just remember who the President ...
cheese-eating school cafeteria
  11/16/25
Sadly now late 70s. Hope to do 79 on New Year’s Eve pe...
curious headpube weed whacker
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bonkers cyan chad
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Reinhard Heydrich
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ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp
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kenneth play
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ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp
  11/20/25
fish instinctively jump at the right time
aquamarine supple clown
  11/16/25
Because they’re not grounded. If one of their little f...
nofapping institution mother
  11/16/25
fish have slimy skin that acts as a plasma shield
tats
  11/20/25
Pike can feel it coming back again
Patel Philippe
  11/20/25


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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Infuriating pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49433803)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: fragrant offensive crotch

Why doesn't it kill all the fish in the ocean? It's got more electrolytes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49433845)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Mint frisky theater stage multi-billionaire

That’s salt water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49433849)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: fragrant offensive crotch

Yeah that should enhance the effect of the lightning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49433850)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Disturbing Plaza

Lightning doesn't kill all fish because the electrical current mainly spreads out along the water's surface, not down into the depths. Fish that are deep enough to be below the surface remain unaffected, while only those very close to the surface are at risk of being harmed. This is because water's conductivity causes the electricity to travel horizontally rather than penetrate deeply.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49433856)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: crawly mind-boggling field pisswyrm

this is also how sharks got lazers and how electric eels were invented

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49433895)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: fragrant offensive crotch

Fresh water, sure because it's very dense. But ocean water is significantly less dense, so the electrons should be able to penetrate deep

Edit I got it backwards fresh water is less dense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49433899)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Infuriating pit

Ph wow. So youre saying the lightning only affects the surface because the water makes it only affect the waters surface. Very insightful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49434056)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 8:08 PM
Author: marvelous purple hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49434337)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Exciting Codepig

So if you are swimming and lighting strikes you should be able to dive and be okay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49434325)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 8:08 PM
Author: marvelous purple hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49434338)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 1:59 AM
Author: bonkers cyan chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49434962)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 8:01 AM
Author: Infuriating pit

Ideally you jump out of the water. But if you dont have time just dive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49435091)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: bonkers cyan chad

How I survived 180 days of biglaw tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49435300)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Coral Diverse Cuckold

A dive is just a reverse jump, same kinetic energy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49435357)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:55 AM
Author: bonkers cyan chad

Something about this poast-moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49435360)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: Arousing outnumbered goal in life psychic

Fish are able to absorb, store, and discharge small amounts of electricity via their electrophores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49434238)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: marvelous purple hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49434339)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 8:04 AM
Author: cheese-eating school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49435092)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 4:05 PM
Author: cheese-eating school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49436028)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich (✅🍑)

it's amazing how after all these years I still learn something new every day on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49445544)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: appetizing hall

Enjoy your trash fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49434320)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Titillating Impressive Police Squad Sanctuary

niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49434324)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: racy brethren

lmao at this schoolbus thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49434326)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 2:00 AM
Author: bonkers cyan chad

We really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49434963)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: flushed violent church turdskin

They do wtf are you talking about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49434628)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: Arousing outnumbered goal in life psychic

Incorrect. Did you not read the thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49434637)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: flushed violent church turdskin

I don’t need to read the thread I’ve seen this on lakes a million times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49434668)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Arousing outnumbered goal in life psychic

You're witnessed all the fish in a lake die after lightning strikes? And witnessed the event occur a million times?

Impressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49434676)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: flushed violent church turdskin

Obviously I’m being a little rhetorical it hasn’t been a million times but it’s a well known phenomenon up here. We even have a phrase for it: “Lightning Dead” lakes. It can take years to reboot and restore a lake after a major lightning strike especially if it cascades through an underwater stump system. In those interim years, the lake is a real waste land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49434692)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Arousing outnumbered goal in life psychic

And you weren't fudging the number of fish deaths even a little bit by including batrachians?

I think this thread demonstrates that a combination of electrical spread on the surface of the water, electrophoric activity, protective slime, and carefully timed jumps keeps the fish very much alive during lightning strikes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49434718)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 1:30 AM
Author: marvelous purple hairy legs

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49434947)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 10:12 PM
Author: White pocket flask

they all jump right before the lightning strikes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49434638)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: dull hospital

it's not enough juice. that's like trying to power an entire city with an extension cord plugged into a home wall outlet. the power dissipates in accordance with current/voltage/time/area/etc. you would need a massive jolt of power to remain strong enough to kill stuff spread throughout a large body of water.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49434650)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: rebellious state new version

protective fish slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49434665)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 7:55 AM
Author: Rough-skinned fortuitous meteor

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49435088)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: bonkers cyan chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49435325)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Drab Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49435330)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: bonkers cyan chad

9838838388374783747782737388837378383

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49435340)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:47 AM
Author: bonkers cyan chad

We had a golden whose FAVORITE pastime by far was leaping into swimming pools after tennis balls, rain or shine at any time of year, and always opted to fly through the air rather than use the steps on the way in 😹😹😹

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49435341)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: marvelous purple hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49435386)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: bonkers cyan chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49435962)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 1:53 AM
Author: fragrant offensive crotch

https://youtu.be/C-TSvxZ40RQ?si=QsAT_JyuY5QoLmko

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49434960)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: curious headpube weed whacker

A lightning strike consists of one or more short duration electrical pulses. The fourier transform of a lightning pulse will show that much of the energy consists of high frequency alternating current. This is why when lightning strikes you hear static on an analog a.m. radio. In a conductor alternating current tends to flow on the surface in proportion to the frequency of the current and the electrical conductivity of the conductor. This is called skin effect. Salt water is much more conductive than fresh water, so the electric field around a strike will be more intense toward the surface and will spread out radially from the strike point. In the case of a fresh water strike, the penetration below the surface will be greater and the spread more resembles a sphere than a disk. If you are floating in the water the current that will flow through you depends upon the electric field gradient across your body. In most cases the field gradient will not be enough to hurt you if you are more than 20 or so feet away. However, if you are standing, the field gradient will be relative to ground, so the lethal distance will be greater. Fish aren't usually in contact with the ground, though. However, electricity is not the only problem. Lightning generates an intense sound wave (thunder). Close in it can be deadly or at least deafening - maybe 250 db, which is like a bomb - think of a stick of dynamite going off. Underwater the concussion can be deadly to fish at a much greater distance than the electrical effect. Maybe 5-10 times greater. In addition, the lightning will flash boil water at the impact point, so if you are too close you can be cooked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49435411)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Laughsome Boltzmann University

Old man assuming lolyers know the Fourier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49435434)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: curious headpube weed whacker

For all the non engineers on the bort the Fourier transform just converts time domain into frequency domain. Maybe that doesn't make any sense either. It's just one of those things you learn in engineering and math classes. It's tedious to calculate, so you just have a computer or instrument do it for you so it becomes a black box. It is one of the most useful tools in signal and image processing, but it's also used in many other ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49435484)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: Arousing outnumbered goal in life psychic

Or pronounce it.

This block of text would be much easier to read if we had LaTeX and he could just simplify it with equations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49435629)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Laughsome Boltzmann University

Not the weirdest feature Rach's been asked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49436270)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: cheese-eating school cafeteria

damn I'll be happy if I can just remember who the President is in my mid 70s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49435974)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: curious headpube weed whacker

Sadly now late 70s. Hope to do 79 on New Year’s Eve per the bort tradition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49436018)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: bonkers cyan chad



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Date: November 20th, 2025 4:35 AM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich (✅🍑)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp



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Date: November 17th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: kenneth play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49439361)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49445950)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: aquamarine supple clown

fish instinctively jump at the right time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49435639)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: nofapping institution mother

Because they’re not grounded. If one of their little fins was touching the bottom at the time then ZAP dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49435642)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 4:02 AM
Author: tats

fish have slimy skin that acts as a plasma shield

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49445532)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 4:46 AM
Author: Patel Philippe

Pike can feel it coming back again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798550&forum_id=2.#49445553)