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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
Startling mildly autistic native
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
Hyperventilating adulterous locale death wish
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
Startling mildly autistic native
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
Hyperventilating adulterous locale death wish
  10/17/25
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Big-titted sneaky criminal
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Aphrodisiac theater stage
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
razzmatazz opaque private investor keepsake machete
  10/17/25
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Startling mildly autistic native
  10/17/25
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Passionate Heaven
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
flushed address becky
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
razzmatazz opaque private investor keepsake machete
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
razzmatazz opaque private investor keepsake machete
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
Startling mildly autistic native
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
Umber casino kitty cat
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
cobalt orchestra pit halford
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
Ungodly wagecucks
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
Startling mildly autistic native
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
Ungodly wagecucks
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
Racy volcanic crater friendly grandma
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
Ungodly wagecucks
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
Startling mildly autistic native
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
salmon seedy boltzmann dog poop
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
Flirting Gas Station
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
Startling mildly autistic native
  10/17/25
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Pea-brained glittery lettuce
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
Racy volcanic crater friendly grandma
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
Big-titted sneaky criminal
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
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  10/17/25
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Startling mildly autistic native
  10/17/25
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Pea-brained glittery lettuce
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
Big-titted sneaky criminal
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Passionate Heaven
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  10/18/25
lol
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Swashbuckling fiercely-loyal ladyboy persian
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
insanely creepy floppy tanning salon dingle berry
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
Startling mildly autistic native
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
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  10/17/25
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Startling mildly autistic native
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Aphrodisiac theater stage
  10/18/25
:(
Electric disrespectful jew property
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milky stag film
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
Magenta famous landscape painting
  10/18/25
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marvelous sepia philosopher-king half-breed
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
flushed address becky
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
Irradiated at-the-ready garrison
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
Razzle-dazzle feces
  10/18/25
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milky stag film
  10/18/25
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razzmatazz opaque private investor keepsake machete
  10/18/25
no homo at all
Startling mildly autistic native
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
Irradiated at-the-ready garrison
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
razzmatazz opaque private investor keepsake machete
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
Hairraiser shivering station affirmative action
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
violent piazza kitty
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
Multi-colored nibblets
  10/18/25
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Umber casino kitty cat
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
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  10/18/25
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Startling mildly autistic native
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Startling mildly autistic native

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Hyperventilating adulterous locale death wish

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Startling mildly autistic native

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Hyperventilating adulterous locale death wish

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Big-titted sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357114)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358564)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: razzmatazz opaque private investor keepsake machete

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Startling mildly autistic native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357018)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Passionate Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357137)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: flushed address becky

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: razzmatazz opaque private investor keepsake machete

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: razzmatazz opaque private investor keepsake machete

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Startling mildly autistic native

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Umber casino kitty cat

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: cobalt orchestra pit halford

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Ungodly wagecucks

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Startling mildly autistic native

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Ungodly wagecucks

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Racy volcanic crater friendly grandma

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Ungodly wagecucks

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Startling mildly autistic native

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: salmon seedy boltzmann dog poop

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Flirting Gas Station

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Startling mildly autistic native

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Pea-brained glittery lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: Racy volcanic crater friendly grandma

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Big-titted sneaky criminal

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Vivacious wine range son of senegal

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Startling mildly autistic native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Pea-brained glittery lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Big-titted sneaky criminal

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Passionate Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: gay dysfunction den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358494)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Adventurous coffee pot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Swashbuckling fiercely-loyal ladyboy persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358517)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: insanely creepy floppy tanning salon dingle berry

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Startling mildly autistic native

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: insanely creepy floppy tanning salon dingle berry

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Startling mildly autistic native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358566)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Electric disrespectful jew property

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: milky stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357303)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: Magenta famous landscape painting

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: marvelous sepia philosopher-king half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: flushed address becky

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Irradiated at-the-ready garrison

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle feces

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: milky stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: razzmatazz opaque private investor keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Startling mildly autistic native

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Irradiated at-the-ready garrison

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: razzmatazz opaque private investor keepsake machete

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Hairraiser shivering station affirmative action

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: violent piazza kitty

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Multi-colored nibblets

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Umber casino kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49359756)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: insanely creepy floppy tanning salon dingle berry

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Startling mildly autistic native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2.#49359746)