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told richkid HS junior I'm tutoring for SAT that I would kill his whole family

he's a lazy fuck and hasn't been improving on his practice t...
stirring police squad orchestra pit
  08/19/18
(harrison poasting shitty fan fiction)
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not harrison, though he's 180 this 100% happened a few ho...
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  08/19/18
if by "happened" you mean you dreamed it after wal...
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sure keep telling yourself that rajesh
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Clear glittery messiness
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Cerebral big-titted nursing home nowag
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180
Hot Useless Brakes
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cool story teddy
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brass narrow-minded pit
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You get zer0 pussy bro
Violet Massive Address Coffee Pot
  08/19/18
(chink)
stirring police squad orchestra pit
  08/19/18
Show me a picture of your gun dude
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  08/19/18
penis do not click
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maybe he changed it, it was a Glock 17 when I clicked just n...
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provocative persian
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exhilarant hell doctorate
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lol
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flame
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  08/19/18
shut up fag
stirring police squad orchestra pit
  08/19/18
solid flame thread bro
adventurous trailer park blood rage
  08/20/18
not flame just got my payment too lmao
stirring police squad orchestra pit
  08/20/18
(xo 2018)
Aphrodisiac patrolman double fault
  08/20/18
this OP is actually vintage XO in many ways
Magenta kitty cat station
  08/20/18
(gay dork)
blue soul-stirring mental disorder native
  08/20/18
*knuckle-dragging ape whose life is ruined by the internet*
stirring police squad orchestra pit
  08/20/18
(guy who has spent weeks thinking about this OP)
blue soul-stirring mental disorder native
  08/20/18
in a sense i've spent my whole life thinking about it, but t...
stirring police squad orchestra pit
  08/20/18
yeah bend the knee motherfucker
blue soul-stirring mental disorder native
  08/20/18
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  08/20/18
He’s only vintage Sonic Youth
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  08/27/18
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thanks op.
Bistre marvelous brethren library
  08/20/18
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Exciting school cafeteria
  08/20/18
yw
stirring police squad orchestra pit
  08/20/18
180 brother. don’t listen to these pussies.
fighting ebony factory reset button
  08/20/18
*subscribes*
Charismatic Bright Stage
  08/20/18
the asian mind, ladies and gents
Opaque outnumbered mother state
  08/20/18
update?
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  08/27/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y49bLVeN0
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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: stirring police squad orchestra pit

he's a lazy fuck and hasn't been improving on his practice tests, and he tried to mouth off at me like it was my fault.

he threatened to tell daddy i was no-showing for lessons and otherwise slacking off (not true) so he'd withhold the $1K he owes me for the last month.

to which i replied "OK, go ahead and do that. Then one night while you're all asleep in your beds, i'm going to come into this house, slit your dog's throat, duct tape your cute little sister's mouth, and then i'm going to rape her tight pink asshole until it looks like expired fucking hamburger meat. and the instant i cum, i'm going to splatter her head on the wall with a 9mm hollowpoint from my silenced Glock. then i'm going upstairs and putting one shot in your faggot father's worthless shriveled raisin balls, and one in each of your dried up fatass mom's pancake tits. i'll leave a few more in daddy's stomach and kneecaps so he has extra fun bleeding out, then it'll be your turn for a visit from the Sandman... and with you I'm going to take my time and really enjoy it. This could be tomorrow, it could be next week, it could be next year. But it's going to happen, and there's nothing you or your sheltered, overfed family can do to stop it. I've been coming here every week for the last 3 months, so I know 100 silent ways inside, and if you think your off-the-shelf made-in-china ADT security system is going to protect you, no wonder you're scoring somewhere between the 'nigger' and 'cerebral palsy' medians on your practice tests."

he knows i have a gun since i showed him a pic of it on my phone after he insisted a while back.

there were a few moments of stunned silence and then he started softly crying, lmao. little 16 y/o bitch thought he was a big man.

i just said "...so i guess i'll expect that late payment on monday" and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36645552)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:39 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy aromatic mexican

(harrison poasting shitty fan fiction)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36645591)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:50 PM
Author: stirring police squad orchestra pit

not harrison, though he's 180

this 100% happened a few hours ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36645638)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:51 PM
Author: milky appetizing fanboi

if by "happened" you mean you dreamed it after walking away like the bitch you are then sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36645640)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:52 PM
Author: Lime idea he suggested church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36645643)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:55 PM
Author: stirring police squad orchestra pit

sure keep telling yourself that rajesh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36645665)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: buff theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36692647)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: soggy out-of-control institution mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36647134)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:36 AM
Author: White Low-t Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36647368)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:38 AM
Author: blue soul-stirring mental disorder native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36647372)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:20 PM
Author: Clear glittery messiness

OP:

https://www.bishophouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/frightened-businessman-ws.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36645829)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:41 PM
Author: stirring police squad orchestra pit

u:

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cZ6qIzOzci8/maxresdefault.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36645961)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 3:36 AM
Author: curious carmine meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36647124)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 3:41 AM
Author: Chartreuse Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36647129)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Supple Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36692637)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: exhilarant hell doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36692672)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: Cerebral big-titted nursing home nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36692675)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: Hot Useless Brakes

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36645838)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:31 PM
Author: swashbuckling step-uncle's house toaster

cool story teddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36645893)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 6:24 AM
Author: brass narrow-minded pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#38477270)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:33 PM
Author: Violet Massive Address Coffee Pot

You get zer0 pussy bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36645898)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: stirring police squad orchestra pit

(chink)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36645950)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:41 PM
Author: Violet Massive Address Coffee Pot

Show me a picture of your gun dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36645959)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: stirring police squad orchestra pit

https://i.imgur.com/qhbxa2E_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36646042)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: adventurous trailer park blood rage

penis do not click

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36646047)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 12:58 AM
Author: Titillating parlour becky

maybe he changed it, it was a Glock 17 when I clicked just now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36646935)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 1:32 AM
Author: sticky corn cake quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36647023)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: Opaque outnumbered mother state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36648093)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:30 PM
Author: provocative persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36651754)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:38 AM
Author: exhilarant hell doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36692669)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: underhanded racy foreskin trust fund

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36645969)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: adventurous trailer park blood rage

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36645977)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 10:03 PM
Author: stirring police squad orchestra pit

shut up fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36646111)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 1:34 AM
Author: adventurous trailer park blood rage

solid flame thread bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36647026)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: stirring police squad orchestra pit

not flame

just got my payment too lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36647072)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac patrolman double fault

(xo 2018)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36646948)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 2:32 AM
Author: Magenta kitty cat station

this OP is actually vintage XO in many ways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36647077)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:38 AM
Author: blue soul-stirring mental disorder native

(gay dork)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36647371)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:21 AM
Author: stirring police squad orchestra pit

*knuckle-dragging ape whose life is ruined by the internet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36647428)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:23 AM
Author: blue soul-stirring mental disorder native

(guy who has spent weeks thinking about this OP)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36647438)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:28 AM
Author: stirring police squad orchestra pit

in a sense i've spent my whole life thinking about it, but this just happened yesterday and i got paid so it's over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36647458)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: blue soul-stirring mental disorder native

yeah bend the knee motherfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36648969)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: Charismatic Bright Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36647378)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: slippery school dog poop

He’s only vintage Sonic Youth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36692724)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: Bistre marvelous brethren library

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thanks op.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36647073)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:34 AM
Author: Exciting school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36647364)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:00 AM
Author: stirring police squad orchestra pit

yw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36647393)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 3:40 AM
Author: fighting ebony factory reset button

180 brother. don’t listen to these pussies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36647128)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Charismatic Bright Stage

*subscribes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36647380)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: Opaque outnumbered mother state

the asian mind, ladies and gents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36648088)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: Magenta kitty cat station

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36692616)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: bisexual electric plaza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y49bLVeN0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36692648)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: gay stimulating stead

lol @ not collecting all money in advance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36692695)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: buff theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36692700)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:49 AM
Author: Bateful Obsidian Nibblets Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#36692709)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 6:21 AM
Author: stirring police squad orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#38477266)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:10 PM
Author: Motley Resort Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#38720042)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 3:44 AM
Author: ruddy wonderful abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#42459281)



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Date: July 8th, 2022 12:27 AM
Author: stirring police squad orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#44813850)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:22 PM
Author: Chris Spinelli did WHAT to that kid?!?!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2.#49592657)