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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Cheese-eating chapel
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
fragrant mad-dog skullcap lodge
  08/28/25
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Cheese-eating chapel
  08/28/25
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Vermilion fiercely-loyal new version
  08/28/25
that's it?
Disturbing fat ankles stage
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Cheese-eating chapel
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Racy idiotic halford goyim
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Disturbing fat ankles stage
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
deranged twinkling uncleanness gunner
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
mewling travel guidebook
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
deranged twinkling uncleanness gunner
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
mewling travel guidebook
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
deranged twinkling uncleanness gunner
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
mewling travel guidebook
  09/12/25
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mewling travel guidebook
  10/28/25
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lfo
  11/27/25
Haha wow
talented haunted graveyard location
  08/28/25
Happy?
Supple kitchen water buffalo
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
talented haunted graveyard location
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
deranged twinkling uncleanness gunner
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Vermilion fiercely-loyal new version
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
deranged twinkling uncleanness gunner
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Vermilion fiercely-loyal new version
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Filthy deer antler
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Low-t ocher boistinker tank
  08/28/25
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aqua nighttime jew
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
mind-boggling circlehead set
  08/29/25
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Excitant tanning salon mental disorder
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
tan parlor lettuce
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Haunting Brilliant Volcanic Crater Menage
  08/29/25
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aqua nighttime jew
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Cruel-hearted site
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Haunting Brilliant Volcanic Crater Menage
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
mewling travel guidebook
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
hairraiser bawdyhouse coffee pot
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
deranged twinkling uncleanness gunner
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
talented haunted graveyard location
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
tan parlor lettuce
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
deranged twinkling uncleanness gunner
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
exhilarant hospital
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Wine national
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
talented haunted graveyard location
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Vermilion fiercely-loyal new version
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
deranged twinkling uncleanness gunner
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Haunting Brilliant Volcanic Crater Menage
  09/01/25
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deranged twinkling uncleanness gunner
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Haunting Brilliant Volcanic Crater Menage
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
deranged twinkling uncleanness gunner
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Supple kitchen water buffalo
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
talented haunted graveyard location
  09/01/25
?
mewling travel guidebook
  09/12/25
?
lfo
  11/27/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
thirsty ticket booth affirmative action
  09/01/25
Fuck you
talented haunted graveyard location
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
deranged twinkling uncleanness gunner
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
mewling travel guidebook
  09/12/25
Yes
deranged twinkling uncleanness gunner
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
mewling travel guidebook
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
mewling travel guidebook
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
Cheese-eating chapel
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Cheese-eating chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: fragrant mad-dog skullcap lodge

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Cheese-eating chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Vermilion fiercely-loyal new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Disturbing fat ankles stage

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Cheese-eating chapel

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Racy idiotic halford goyim

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Disturbing fat ankles stage

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: deranged twinkling uncleanness gunner

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: mewling travel guidebook

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: deranged twinkling uncleanness gunner

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: mewling travel guidebook

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: deranged twinkling uncleanness gunner

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: mewling travel guidebook

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: mewling travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49466781)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: talented haunted graveyard location

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Supple kitchen water buffalo

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: talented haunted graveyard location

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: deranged twinkling uncleanness gunner

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Vermilion fiercely-loyal new version

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: deranged twinkling uncleanness gunner

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Vermilion fiercely-loyal new version

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Filthy deer antler

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Low-t ocher boistinker tank

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: aqua nighttime jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: mind-boggling circlehead set

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Excitant tanning salon mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: tan parlor lettuce

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Haunting Brilliant Volcanic Crater Menage

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: aqua nighttime jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted site

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Haunting Brilliant Volcanic Crater Menage

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: mewling travel guidebook

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: hairraiser bawdyhouse coffee pot

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: deranged twinkling uncleanness gunner

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: talented haunted graveyard location

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: tan parlor lettuce

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: deranged twinkling uncleanness gunner

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: exhilarant hospital

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Wine national

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: talented haunted graveyard location

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Vermilion fiercely-loyal new version

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: deranged twinkling uncleanness gunner

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Haunting Brilliant Volcanic Crater Menage

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: deranged twinkling uncleanness gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Haunting Brilliant Volcanic Crater Menage

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: deranged twinkling uncleanness gunner

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Supple kitchen water buffalo

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: talented haunted graveyard location

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: mewling travel guidebook

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49466782)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: thirsty ticket booth affirmative action

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: talented haunted graveyard location

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: deranged twinkling uncleanness gunner

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: mewling travel guidebook

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: deranged twinkling uncleanness gunner

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: mewling travel guidebook

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: mewling travel guidebook

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Cheese-eating chapel

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49259839)