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one million dollars but you have to eat taco bell in your car every day

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one cr...
orange dragon location
  12/15/25
Tough part would be always needing to be within driving dist...
Razzle property
  12/15/25
that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US
Indecent center
  12/15/25
i think luis is in del taco turf
lake legal warrant corner
  12/15/25
We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about w...
Razzle property
  12/15/25
Why would you ever want to leave visalia
Self-absorbed onyx toaster
  12/15/25
...
doobsian house
  12/15/25
Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in c...
Up-to-no-good liquid oxygen
  12/15/25
yes but you cant pack your car.
orange dragon location
  12/15/25
what's with the crunchy taco requirement obviously yes
diverse chad
  12/15/25
makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.
orange dragon location
  12/15/25
(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)
diverse chad
  12/15/25
Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.
Up-to-no-good liquid oxygen
  12/15/25
(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco sh...
orange dragon location
  12/15/25
I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to e...
Up-to-no-good liquid oxygen
  12/15/25
I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the...
appetizing hateful institution half-breed
  12/15/25
Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks a...
Up-to-no-good liquid oxygen
  12/15/25
cambodia town
Obsidian Alcoholic Orchestra Pit
  12/15/25
am i guaranteed that time to be completely uninterrupted?
Navy volcanic crater station
  12/15/25
no just the normal fast food car experience
orange dragon location
  12/15/25
not worth it at all if i could have that 1hr-30min period...
Navy volcanic crater station
  12/15/25
1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me o...
excitant know-it-all stead
  12/15/25
lol one million dollars is nothing
Pink aromatic striped hyena
  12/15/25
Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of...
Autistic honey-headed locus blood rage
  12/15/25
Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really el...
Up-to-no-good liquid oxygen
  12/15/25
what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break i...
Pink aromatic striped hyena
  12/15/25
This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take...
flushed jap
  12/15/25
Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have...
Up-to-no-good liquid oxygen
  12/15/25
Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/...
flushed jap
  12/15/25
how do they feel about Muslims over there
excitant know-it-all stead
  12/15/25
...
Up-to-no-good liquid oxygen
  12/15/25
Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared f...
Copper dead degenerate boistinker
  12/16/25
For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure
flesh pungent library
  12/15/25
Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?
Mildly autistic wonderful national security agency dog poop
  12/15/25
I do this most nights without one million
vibrant space
  12/15/25
...
Hyperactive Feces Hell
  12/15/25
...
dark business firm azn
  12/15/25
...
floppy topaz partner
  12/16/25
I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in ...
sepia halford
  12/15/25
Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lift...
vibrant space
  12/15/25
(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy bui...
Insanely creepy nudist site
  12/15/25
(Virgin)
vibrant space
  12/15/25
...
flushed jap
  12/15/25
yes, so
Insanely creepy nudist site
  12/16/25
lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, othe...
chest-beating cream rehab shitlib
  12/15/25
https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu...
Obsidian Alcoholic Orchestra Pit
  12/15/25
Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.
chest-beating cream rehab shitlib
  12/15/25
what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol
galvanic cruise ship
  12/15/25
Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than you...
Copper dead degenerate boistinker
  12/16/25
just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would l...
Obsidian Alcoholic Orchestra Pit
  12/16/25
now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)
galvanic cruise ship
  12/16/25
wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever...
dark business firm azn
  12/15/25
you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you ca...
Insanely creepy nudist site
  12/15/25
They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in sto...
Copper dead degenerate boistinker
  12/16/25
unironically great legal acumen here
Lemon bisexual boiling water
  12/16/25
keep in mind if youre married or something you have to expla...
orange dragon location
  12/15/25
i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make t...
dark business firm azn
  12/15/25
...
flushed jap
  12/15/25
lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on C...
Obsidian Alcoholic Orchestra Pit
  12/16/25
...
Lemon bisexual boiling water
  12/16/25
*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*
Razzle property
  12/16/25
OKay
Lascivious foreskin point
  12/15/25
where would I get the million dollars?
bespoke hall
  12/16/25
Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.
pale sanctuary sneaky criminal
  12/17/25
xo is a shell of its former self too many lactose intoler...
bespoke hall
  12/17/25
I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times...
Sinister Offensive Theater Stage
  12/16/25
This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics t...
vibrant space
  12/16/25
Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Mich...
slimy glittery dilemma famous landscape painting
  12/17/25
yeah you gotta pay for it though
orange dragon location
  12/17/25
tp
Stirring coldplay fan lay
  12/17/25


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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: orange dragon location

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one crunchy taco. the money is tax free. food is free. you can order whatever else you want for free if you eat it. if you miss a day obviously you die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511829)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Razzle property

Tough part would be always needing to be within driving distance of Taco Bell. 🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511832)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Indecent center

that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511859)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: lake legal warrant corner

i think luis is in del taco turf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511883)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Razzle property

We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about whether it would make travel too stressful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Self-absorbed onyx toaster

Why would you ever want to leave visalia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511914)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: doobsian house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512273)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good liquid oxygen

Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in case of bad weather? With the preservatives, I assume it could last ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511860)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: orange dragon location

yes but you cant pack your car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511890)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: diverse chad

what's with the crunchy taco requirement

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511844)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: orange dragon location

makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511846)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: diverse chad

(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511849)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good liquid oxygen

Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511856)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: orange dragon location

(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco shell bits)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512378)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good liquid oxygen

I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to either get Taco Bell daily or pack enough with me or dying. Sometimes I’m sick, there are driving bans in snowy places, I threw out my back once, flights are delayed and you get stuck abroad for an extra night, etc. Really have to plan life around this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511869)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: appetizing hateful institution half-breed

I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the middle of a group of 4 Tacos Bell.

https://www.google.com/maps/search/taco+bell/@33.7913592,-118.199696,7662m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MTIwOS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511910)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good liquid oxygen

Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512089)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Obsidian Alcoholic Orchestra Pit

cambodia town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512126)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Navy volcanic crater station

am i guaranteed that time to be completely uninterrupted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511884)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: orange dragon location

no just the normal fast food car experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511891)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Navy volcanic crater station

not worth it at all

if i could have that 1hr-30min period in peace then its worth its weight in gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511921)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: excitant know-it-all stead

1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me on my travels and eat them there

2. can i eat them in a taxi or someone else's car in these locations, does that qualify as "my" car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512043)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Pink aromatic striped hyena

lol one million dollars is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512062)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Autistic honey-headed locus blood rage

Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of those potato tacos everyday and make it part of my routine on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512069)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good liquid oxygen

Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really elevates them (not ttt Diablo with all the liquid smoke).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512078)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Pink aromatic striped hyena

what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break in or eat stale takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512072)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: flushed jap

This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take the money and build my own taco bell in my yard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512074)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good liquid oxygen

Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have 50 (edit: 40) within an hour’s drive assuming no traffic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512080)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: flushed jap

Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9705-Us-Highway-93-N-Olney-MT-59927/116346200_zpid/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512113)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: excitant know-it-all stead

how do they feel about Muslims over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512118)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512185)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Copper dead degenerate boistinker

Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared for this hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512913)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: flesh pungent library

For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512077)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Mildly autistic wonderful national security agency dog poop

Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512115)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: vibrant space

I do this most nights without one million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512124)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: Hyperactive Feces Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512364)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: dark business firm azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512369)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: floppy topaz partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49513947)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: sepia halford

I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in my car at least 3-4 days in a work week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512129)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: vibrant space

Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lifts. The typical balding XOer or azn who ate rice pellets growing up might see a difference though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512136)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Insanely creepy nudist site

(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy build)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512143)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: vibrant space

(Virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512432)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: flushed jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512558)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Insanely creepy nudist site

yes, so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49513886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: chest-beating cream rehab shitlib

lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, otherwise this means staying in the USA forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512130)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Obsidian Alcoholic Orchestra Pit

https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu-items-11799547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512140)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: chest-beating cream rehab shitlib

Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512146)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: galvanic cruise ship

what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512290)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:36 AM
Author: Copper dead degenerate boistinker

Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than your own mortality seems backwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512918)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Obsidian Alcoholic Orchestra Pit

just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would legally be "Taco Bell"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49513288)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: galvanic cruise ship

now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49515717)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: dark business firm azn

wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever.

xo routinely thinks they could pitch 90mph as balding lawyers for $1M but one crunchy taco a day is insurmountable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512375)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: Insanely creepy nudist site

you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you can only travel as far as you can take your car. sure you could go out of the country, but i hope you have 1 month for a trip to Europe as you're going to be steaming your way across the Atlantic. all of that for the rest of your life in exchange for only $1m dollars. are you stupid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512382)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Copper dead degenerate boistinker

They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in stores. OP never said you need to get Taco Bell made at a restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49513544)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:55 PM
Author: Lemon bisexual boiling water

unironically great legal acumen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49515761)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: orange dragon location

keep in mind if youre married or something you have to explain it to your wife and kids. like literally on christmas day you have to step out for taco bell. you can say you magically got a million dollars for a taco bell deal but i dont know how it would go over with the misses. im guessing shed just get mad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512385)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: dark business firm azn

i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make this much less appealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512424)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: flushed jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512466)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Obsidian Alcoholic Orchestra Pit

lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on Christmas day 24 hours no rest to make sure I don't sneak out to eat a single taco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49513291)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Lemon bisexual boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49513895)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Razzle property

*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49513957)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Lascivious foreskin point

OKay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512389)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 4:49 AM
Author: bespoke hall

where would I get the million dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49513036)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:30 AM
Author: pale sanctuary sneaky criminal

Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49515800)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: bespoke hall

xo is a shell of its former self

too many lactose intolerant folks if you catch my drift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49515846)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Sinister Offensive Theater Stage

I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49513892)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: vibrant space

This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics this fucks them somehow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49515765)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: slimy glittery dilemma famous landscape painting

Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Michelin trained chef?

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: orange dragon location

yeah you gotta pay for it though

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:46 AM
Author: Stirring coldplay fan lay

tp

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