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Jose Canseco spells own name wrong in tweet

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1367239016328830977
poppy striped hyena hunting ground
  03/03/21
he's just helping out his buddy jose conseco with his car wa...
Erotic irradiated lay
  03/03/21
with some gass
deranged yellow regret
  05/12/21
He's not a native english speaker. whatev
Swollen Appetizing Immigrant New Version
  03/03/21
lol, 180
Spectacular cerise garrison
  03/03/21
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Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower
  01/17/26
ah yes, that explains why he has trouble spelling English wo...
clear crackhouse potus
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Charismatic clown factory reset button
  08/06/21
LMAO.
gaped spot
  08/06/21
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Titillating market
  08/06/21
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Free-loading persian
  08/17/22
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gaped spot
  08/17/22
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Bright indirect expression
  07/03/23
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gaped spot
  12/10/25
wow turns out ppl fuckin hate jose canseco
Mind-boggling bat shit crazy pistol electric furnace
  03/03/21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Foi-McBulkw
Spectacular cerise garrison
  03/03/21
him and ricky henderson were my favorite baseball players as...
infuriating arousing stag film
  03/03/21
mfcr
jade provocative step-uncle's house roommate
  08/17/22
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Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower
  01/17/26
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1380799274775052297
poppy striped hyena hunting ground
  04/10/21
whoa. that twitter feed is something else.
adventurous plaza
  04/10/21
lol, he did it again https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/stat...
poppy striped hyena hunting ground
  05/12/21
come getting out of graft and car washing some gas tp
deranged yellow regret
  05/12/21
Drunk
wonderful smoky trailer park cuckoldry
  05/12/21
laughing so hard I'm crying
alcoholic boyish toaster
  05/12/21
Any Vegas poasters want to go hang with Jose at his car wash...
poppy striped hyena hunting ground
  05/12/21
ive been following jose canseco on twitter for years, he alw...
emerald soul-stirring abode
  05/12/21
Lmao Also Ho Lee Fuk had no idea his daughter was so hot
gaped spot
  06/24/21
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1407837900381720586
poppy striped hyena hunting ground
  06/23/21
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gaped spot
  06/24/21
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1412845409643474948
poppy striped hyena hunting ground
  07/07/21
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1412992966138810372
poppy striped hyena hunting ground
  07/08/21
He's onto us https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1409985...
poppy striped hyena hunting ground
  07/08/21
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1423715257323646987
poppy striped hyena hunting ground
  08/06/21
Just spent ~10 minutes reading Jose Canseco tweets...speechl...
aphrodisiac citrine athletic conference
  08/06/21
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gaped spot
  08/06/21
holy shit, his daughter is a fucking dime https://twitter...
aphrodisiac citrine athletic conference
  08/06/21
Wow
gaped spot
  08/06/21
no shit hes jose canseco
jade provocative step-uncle's house roommate
  08/17/22
...
gaped spot
  08/17/22
Plastic surgery disaster
turquoise exhilarant piazza ape
  12/04/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4875197&fo...
gaped spot
  08/06/21
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1429615143655116801
poppy striped hyena hunting ground
  08/22/21
180000000000000000
gaped spot
  08/22/21
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Flesh vigorous institution sandwich
  08/17/22
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gaped spot
  08/17/22
zero fucks just win at everything all the time
Razzmatazz indecent foreskin
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gaped spot
  08/17/22
...
gaped spot
  12/08/21
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1559654784436617216
poppy striped hyena hunting ground
  08/17/22
18000000000000000000000000 Especially because I was just ...
gaped spot
  08/17/22
ESL latinos are a lower class than blacks. i rarely think ab...
Beady-eyed Deep Mood
  08/17/22
Canseco actually isn't ESL. He moved to the US at age 1 and...
poppy striped hyena hunting ground
  02/17/23
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1626761598185639936
poppy striped hyena hunting ground
  02/17/23
Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco No college will ever give you ...
poppy striped hyena hunting ground
  08/06/23
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gaped spot
  12/04/23
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peach stain prole
  12/04/23
🐢🀝🐢
gaped spot
  12/04/23
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gaped spot
  11/21/23
What is Jose trying to tell us here? https://twitter.com/...
poppy striped hyena hunting ground
  12/10/23
to be fair, the a and o keys are often mistakenly used due t...
contagious nursing home sneaky criminal
  12/10/23
XO meetup with XO Jose Canseco April 27th in Woodbridge NJ. ...
poppy striped hyena hunting ground
  02/13/24
https://x.com/JoseCanseco/status/1794755413738705278
poppy striped hyena hunting ground
  05/26/24
https://x.com/JoseCanseco/status/1893800468502950271
poppy striped hyena hunting ground
  02/23/25


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Date: March 3rd, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: poppy striped hyena hunting ground

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1367239016328830977

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#42044006)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 8:54 PM
Author: Erotic irradiated lay

he's just helping out his buddy jose conseco with his car wash i dont see the issue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#42044009)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 7:29 PM
Author: deranged yellow regret

with some gass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#42450579)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 8:54 PM
Author: Swollen Appetizing Immigrant New Version

He's not a native english speaker. whatev

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#42044010)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 9:22 PM
Author: Spectacular cerise garrison

lol, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#42044188)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#49596618)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:41 PM
Author: clear crackhouse potus

ah yes, that explains why he has trouble spelling English words like "Jose Canseco"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#42909987)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:53 PM
Author: Charismatic clown factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#42910049)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:53 PM
Author: gaped spot

LMAO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#42910051)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Titillating market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#42910054)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:24 AM
Author: Free-loading persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#45025484)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:25 AM
Author: gaped spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#45025487)



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: Bright indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#46505692)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: gaped spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#49499304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 9:17 PM
Author: Mind-boggling bat shit crazy pistol electric furnace

wow turns out ppl fuckin hate jose canseco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#42044168)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 9:22 PM
Author: Spectacular cerise garrison

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Foi-McBulkw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#42044187)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 9:25 PM
Author: infuriating arousing stag film

him and ricky henderson were my favorite baseball players as a kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#42044201)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:26 AM
Author: jade provocative step-uncle's house roommate

mfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#45025491)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:36 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#49596790)



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Date: April 10th, 2021 6:07 PM
Author: poppy striped hyena hunting ground

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1380799274775052297

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#42255641)



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Date: April 10th, 2021 6:13 PM
Author: adventurous plaza

whoa. that twitter feed is something else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#42255664)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: poppy striped hyena hunting ground

lol, he did it again

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1392586123239518208

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#42450567)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 7:30 PM
Author: deranged yellow regret

come getting out of graft and car washing some gas tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#42450584)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 7:28 PM
Author: wonderful smoky trailer park cuckoldry

Drunk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#42450573)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 7:29 PM
Author: alcoholic boyish toaster

laughing so hard I'm crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#42450580)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 9:39 PM
Author: poppy striped hyena hunting ground

Any Vegas poasters want to go hang with Jose at his car wash and report back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#42451287)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 9:43 PM
Author: emerald soul-stirring abode

ive been following jose canseco on twitter for years, he always fucking delivers

this is another recent one that was an instant classic:

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1365826972346064899?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#42451303)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 1:28 AM
Author: gaped spot

Lmao

Also Ho Lee Fuk had no idea his daughter was so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#42677568)



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Date: June 23rd, 2021 9:53 PM
Author: poppy striped hyena hunting ground

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1407837900381720586

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#42676625)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 1:29 AM
Author: gaped spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#42677569)



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Date: July 7th, 2021 2:52 PM
Author: poppy striped hyena hunting ground

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1412845409643474948

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#42744740)



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Date: July 8th, 2021 12:55 AM
Author: poppy striped hyena hunting ground

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1412992966138810372

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#42747723)



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Date: July 8th, 2021 12:56 AM
Author: poppy striped hyena hunting ground

He's onto us

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1409985252878032897

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#42747724)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:29 PM
Author: poppy striped hyena hunting ground

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1423715257323646987

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#42909915)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:50 PM
Author: aphrodisiac citrine athletic conference

Just spent ~10 minutes reading Jose Canseco tweets...speechless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#42910032)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:51 PM
Author: gaped spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#42910039)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:53 PM
Author: aphrodisiac citrine athletic conference

holy shit, his daughter is a fucking dime

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1365826828955312129

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#42910045)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:55 PM
Author: gaped spot

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#42910059)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:26 AM
Author: jade provocative step-uncle's house roommate

no shit hes jose canseco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#45025492)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 1:46 AM
Author: gaped spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#45025795)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 3:40 PM
Author: turquoise exhilarant piazza ape

Plastic surgery disaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#47132317)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:53 PM
Author: gaped spot

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4875197&forum_id=2#42802051

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#42910050)



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 9:28 PM
Author: poppy striped hyena hunting ground

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1429615143655116801

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#42992883)



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 9:30 PM
Author: gaped spot

180000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#42992892)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:06 AM
Author: Flesh vigorous institution sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#45025433)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 4:39 PM
Author: gaped spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#45029075)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 4:45 PM
Author: Razzmatazz indecent foreskin

zero fucks just win at everything all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#45029122)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 7:32 PM
Author: gaped spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#45029856)



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Date: December 8th, 2021 1:49 AM
Author: gaped spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#43576881)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:03 AM
Author: poppy striped hyena hunting ground

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1559654784436617216

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#45025420)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:20 AM
Author: gaped spot

18000000000000000000000000

Especially because I was just thinking of this thread the other day, for some mysterious reason...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#45025477)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:26 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Deep Mood

ESL latinos are a lower class than blacks. i rarely think about it but stuff like this confirms it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#45025489)



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Date: February 17th, 2023 9:12 PM
Author: poppy striped hyena hunting ground

Canseco actually isn't ESL. He moved to the US at age 1 and speaks unaccented American English.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#45948891)



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Date: February 17th, 2023 9:11 PM
Author: poppy striped hyena hunting ground

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1626761598185639936

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#45948885)



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Date: August 6th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: poppy striped hyena hunting ground

Jose Canseco

@JoseCanseco

No college will ever give you a masters in life

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1688247028974063616

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#46635673)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: gaped spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#47132300)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 3:38 PM
Author: peach stain prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#47132312)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 10:22 PM
Author: gaped spot

🐢🀝🐢

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#47134002)



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Date: November 21st, 2023 2:37 PM
Author: gaped spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#47082850)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: poppy striped hyena hunting ground

What is Jose trying to tell us here?

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1733722863876624628

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#47153228)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: contagious nursing home sneaky criminal

to be fair, the a and o keys are often mistakenly used due to their closeness on the keyboard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#47153239)



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Date: February 13th, 2024 7:06 PM
Author: poppy striped hyena hunting ground

XO meetup with XO Jose Canseco April 27th in Woodbridge NJ. Only $59 (non-refundable)

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1757555458771169666

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#47399761)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: poppy striped hyena hunting ground

https://x.com/JoseCanseco/status/1794755413738705278

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#47694100)



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Date: February 23rd, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: poppy striped hyena hunting ground

https://x.com/JoseCanseco/status/1893800468502950271

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2.#48687811)