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one million dollars but you have to eat taco bell in your car every day

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one cr...
opaque hell trust fund
  12/15/25
Tough part would be always needing to be within driving dist...
ocher regret
  12/15/25
that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US
frum cobalt forum jap
  12/15/25
i think luis is in del taco turf
Passionate organic girlfriend
  12/15/25
We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about w...
ocher regret
  12/15/25
Why would you ever want to leave visalia
Ultramarine big-titted puppy
  12/15/25
...
Light lay
  12/15/25
Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in c...
Lemon stirring stag film legal warrant
  12/15/25
yes but you cant pack your car.
opaque hell trust fund
  12/15/25
what's with the crunchy taco requirement obviously yes
soul-stirring bbw trump supporter
  12/15/25
makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.
opaque hell trust fund
  12/15/25
(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)
soul-stirring bbw trump supporter
  12/15/25
Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.
Lemon stirring stag film legal warrant
  12/15/25
(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco sh...
opaque hell trust fund
  12/15/25
I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to e...
Lemon stirring stag film legal warrant
  12/15/25
I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the...
Blue motley toaster
  12/15/25
Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks a...
Lemon stirring stag film legal warrant
  12/15/25
cambodia town
lavender shrine affirmative action
  12/15/25
am i guaranteed that time to be completely uninterrupted?
Doobsian Vigorous Cruise Ship
  12/15/25
no just the normal fast food car experience
opaque hell trust fund
  12/15/25
not worth it at all if i could have that 1hr-30min period...
Doobsian Vigorous Cruise Ship
  12/15/25
1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me o...
emerald set boltzmann
  12/15/25
lol one million dollars is nothing
bonkers community account theater stage
  12/15/25
Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of...
sapphire plaza
  12/15/25
Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really el...
Lemon stirring stag film legal warrant
  12/15/25
what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break i...
bonkers community account theater stage
  12/15/25
This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take...
Cream center
  12/15/25
Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have...
Lemon stirring stag film legal warrant
  12/15/25
Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/...
Cream center
  12/15/25
how do they feel about Muslims over there
emerald set boltzmann
  12/15/25
...
Lemon stirring stag film legal warrant
  12/15/25
Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared f...
honey-headed charismatic newt
  12/16/25
For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure
frozen toilet seat
  12/15/25
Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?
Vibrant tattoo school
  12/15/25
I do this most nights without one million
arousing stead
  12/15/25
...
Diverse frisky stage
  12/15/25
...
aromatic locus
  12/15/25
...
Drab New Version Garrison
  12/16/25
I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in ...
Clear lodge mother
  12/15/25
Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lift...
arousing stead
  12/15/25
(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy bui...
Flatulent razzle wagecucks
  12/15/25
(Virgin)
arousing stead
  12/15/25
...
Cream center
  12/15/25
yes, so
Flatulent razzle wagecucks
  12/16/25
lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, othe...
180 chestnut multi-billionaire
  12/15/25
https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu...
lavender shrine affirmative action
  12/15/25
Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.
180 chestnut multi-billionaire
  12/15/25
what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol
Cordovan idea he suggested
  12/15/25
Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than you...
honey-headed charismatic newt
  12/16/25
just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would l...
lavender shrine affirmative action
  12/16/25
now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)
Cordovan idea he suggested
  12/16/25
wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever...
aromatic locus
  12/15/25
you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you ca...
Flatulent razzle wagecucks
  12/15/25
They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in sto...
honey-headed charismatic newt
  12/16/25
unironically great legal acumen here
sadistic senate
  12/16/25
keep in mind if youre married or something you have to expla...
opaque hell trust fund
  12/15/25
i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make t...
aromatic locus
  12/15/25
...
Cream center
  12/15/25
lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on C...
lavender shrine affirmative action
  12/16/25
...
sadistic senate
  12/16/25
*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*
ocher regret
  12/16/25
OKay
onyx corner laser beams
  12/15/25
where would I get the million dollars?
Yapping big casino
  12/16/25
Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.
Walnut orchestra pit
  12/17/25
xo is a shell of its former self too many lactose intoler...
Yapping big casino
  12/17/25
I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times...
White Exciting Brunch
  12/16/25
This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics t...
arousing stead
  12/16/25
Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Mich...
boyish queen of the night
  12/17/25
yeah you gotta pay for it though
opaque hell trust fund
  12/17/25
tp
Hideous Becky Elastic Band
  12/17/25


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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: opaque hell trust fund

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one crunchy taco. the money is tax free. food is free. you can order whatever else you want for free if you eat it. if you miss a day obviously you die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511829)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: ocher regret

Tough part would be always needing to be within driving distance of Taco Bell. 🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511832)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: frum cobalt forum jap

that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511859)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Passionate organic girlfriend

i think luis is in del taco turf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511883)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: ocher regret

We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about whether it would make travel too stressful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Ultramarine big-titted puppy

Why would you ever want to leave visalia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511914)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Light lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512273)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Lemon stirring stag film legal warrant

Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in case of bad weather? With the preservatives, I assume it could last ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511860)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: opaque hell trust fund

yes but you cant pack your car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511890)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: soul-stirring bbw trump supporter

what's with the crunchy taco requirement

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511844)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: opaque hell trust fund

makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511846)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: soul-stirring bbw trump supporter

(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511849)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Lemon stirring stag film legal warrant

Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511856)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: opaque hell trust fund

(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco shell bits)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512378)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: Lemon stirring stag film legal warrant

I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to either get Taco Bell daily or pack enough with me or dying. Sometimes I’m sick, there are driving bans in snowy places, I threw out my back once, flights are delayed and you get stuck abroad for an extra night, etc. Really have to plan life around this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511869)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Blue motley toaster

I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the middle of a group of 4 Tacos Bell.

https://www.google.com/maps/search/taco+bell/@33.7913592,-118.199696,7662m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MTIwOS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511910)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Lemon stirring stag film legal warrant

Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512089)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: lavender shrine affirmative action

cambodia town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512126)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Doobsian Vigorous Cruise Ship

am i guaranteed that time to be completely uninterrupted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511884)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: opaque hell trust fund

no just the normal fast food car experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511891)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Doobsian Vigorous Cruise Ship

not worth it at all

if i could have that 1hr-30min period in peace then its worth its weight in gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511921)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: emerald set boltzmann

1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me on my travels and eat them there

2. can i eat them in a taxi or someone else's car in these locations, does that qualify as "my" car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512043)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: bonkers community account theater stage

lol one million dollars is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512062)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: sapphire plaza

Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of those potato tacos everyday and make it part of my routine on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512069)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Lemon stirring stag film legal warrant

Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really elevates them (not ttt Diablo with all the liquid smoke).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512078)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: bonkers community account theater stage

what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break in or eat stale takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512072)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Cream center

This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take the money and build my own taco bell in my yard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512074)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Lemon stirring stag film legal warrant

Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have 50 (edit: 40) within an hour’s drive assuming no traffic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512080)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Cream center

Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9705-Us-Highway-93-N-Olney-MT-59927/116346200_zpid/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512113)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: emerald set boltzmann

how do they feel about Muslims over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512118)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Lemon stirring stag film legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512185)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: honey-headed charismatic newt

Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared for this hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512913)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: frozen toilet seat

For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512077)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Vibrant tattoo school

Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512115)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: arousing stead

I do this most nights without one million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512124)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: Diverse frisky stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512364)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: aromatic locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512369)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Drab New Version Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49513947)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Clear lodge mother

I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in my car at least 3-4 days in a work week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512129)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: arousing stead

Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lifts. The typical balding XOer or azn who ate rice pellets growing up might see a difference though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512136)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Flatulent razzle wagecucks

(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy build)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512143)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: arousing stead

(Virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512432)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Cream center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512558)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Flatulent razzle wagecucks

yes, so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49513886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: 180 chestnut multi-billionaire

lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, otherwise this means staying in the USA forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512130)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: lavender shrine affirmative action

https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu-items-11799547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512140)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: 180 chestnut multi-billionaire

Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512146)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Cordovan idea he suggested

what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512290)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:36 AM
Author: honey-headed charismatic newt

Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than your own mortality seems backwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512918)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: lavender shrine affirmative action

just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would legally be "Taco Bell"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49513288)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Cordovan idea he suggested

now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49515717)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: aromatic locus

wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever.

xo routinely thinks they could pitch 90mph as balding lawyers for $1M but one crunchy taco a day is insurmountable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512375)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: Flatulent razzle wagecucks

you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you can only travel as far as you can take your car. sure you could go out of the country, but i hope you have 1 month for a trip to Europe as you're going to be steaming your way across the Atlantic. all of that for the rest of your life in exchange for only $1m dollars. are you stupid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512382)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: honey-headed charismatic newt

They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in stores. OP never said you need to get Taco Bell made at a restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49513544)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:55 PM
Author: sadistic senate

unironically great legal acumen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49515761)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: opaque hell trust fund

keep in mind if youre married or something you have to explain it to your wife and kids. like literally on christmas day you have to step out for taco bell. you can say you magically got a million dollars for a taco bell deal but i dont know how it would go over with the misses. im guessing shed just get mad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512385)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: aromatic locus

i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make this much less appealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512424)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: Cream center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512466)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: lavender shrine affirmative action

lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on Christmas day 24 hours no rest to make sure I don't sneak out to eat a single taco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49513291)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: sadistic senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49513895)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: ocher regret

*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49513957)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: onyx corner laser beams

OKay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512389)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 4:49 AM
Author: Yapping big casino

where would I get the million dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49513036)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:30 AM
Author: Walnut orchestra pit

Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49515800)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: Yapping big casino

xo is a shell of its former self

too many lactose intolerant folks if you catch my drift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49515846)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: White Exciting Brunch

I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49513892)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: arousing stead

This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics this fucks them somehow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49515765)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: boyish queen of the night

Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Michelin trained chef?

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: opaque hell trust fund

yeah you gotta pay for it though

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:46 AM
Author: Hideous Becky Elastic Band

tp

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