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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
lemon multi-billionaire school cafeteria
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
poppy federal office
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
angry base
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
self-absorbed theatre travel guidebook
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Cyan fragrant messiness pit
  08/30/25
...
Frum theater
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Soul-stirring piazza really tough guy
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Drunken Temple Cumskin
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
lemon multi-billionaire school cafeteria
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Drunken Temple Cumskin
  08/31/25
...
racy house-broken cruise ship
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
angry base
  08/31/25
delusional take
racy house-broken cruise ship
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
angry base
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Mildly autistic dashing brunch
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
angry base
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Lake adventurous mental disorder
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
angry base
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
lemon multi-billionaire school cafeteria
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
angry base
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
lemon multi-billionaire school cafeteria
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Lake adventurous mental disorder
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
angry base
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
angry base
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
angry base
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Lake adventurous mental disorder
  09/05/25
...
angry base
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
supple disgusting plaza
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Lake adventurous mental disorder
  09/05/25
...
angry base
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
angry base
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Lake adventurous mental disorder
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
lemon multi-billionaire school cafeteria
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Rebellious galvanic range kitty cat
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
angry base
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Rebellious galvanic range kitty cat
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
angry base
  09/05/25
Kenny
Lake adventurous mental disorder
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
lemon multi-billionaire school cafeteria
  09/06/25
...
exhilarant rose tanning salon tank
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
angry base
  09/06/25
...
exhilarant rose tanning salon tank
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
lemon multi-billionaire school cafeteria
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
angry base
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
cordovan institution boistinker
  09/07/25
Explain
lemon multi-billionaire school cafeteria
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
charcoal bat-shit-crazy parlor mood
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
lemon multi-billionaire school cafeteria
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
angry base
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
lemon multi-billionaire school cafeteria
  09/07/25
...
Mildly autistic dashing brunch
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
angry base
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
angry base
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
angry base
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
angry base
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
angry base
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
angry base
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
angry base
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
Lake adventurous mental disorder
  01/18/26
...
angry base
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Razzle Chad Station
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
angry base
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/28/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: lemon multi-billionaire school cafeteria

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: poppy federal office

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: angry base

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: self-absorbed theatre travel guidebook

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Cyan fragrant messiness pit

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Frum theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Soul-stirring piazza really tough guy

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Drunken Temple Cumskin

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: lemon multi-billionaire school cafeteria

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Drunken Temple Cumskin

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: racy house-broken cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: angry base

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: racy house-broken cruise ship

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: angry base

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Mildly autistic dashing brunch

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: angry base

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Lake adventurous mental disorder

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: angry base

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: lemon multi-billionaire school cafeteria

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: angry base

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: lemon multi-billionaire school cafeteria

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Lake adventurous mental disorder

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: angry base

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: angry base

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: angry base

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Lake adventurous mental disorder

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: angry base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: supple disgusting plaza

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Lake adventurous mental disorder

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: angry base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: angry base

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Lake adventurous mental disorder

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: lemon multi-billionaire school cafeteria

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Rebellious galvanic range kitty cat

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: angry base

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Rebellious galvanic range kitty cat

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: angry base

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Lake adventurous mental disorder

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: lemon multi-billionaire school cafeteria

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: exhilarant rose tanning salon tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: angry base

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: exhilarant rose tanning salon tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: lemon multi-billionaire school cafeteria

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: angry base

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: cordovan institution boistinker

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: lemon multi-billionaire school cafeteria

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: charcoal bat-shit-crazy parlor mood

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: lemon multi-billionaire school cafeteria

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: angry base

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: lemon multi-billionaire school cafeteria

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Mildly autistic dashing brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: angry base

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: angry base

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: angry base

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: angry base

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: angry base

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: angry base

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: angry base

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Lake adventurous mental disorder

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: angry base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Razzle Chad Station

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: angry base

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2.#49626057)