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Afternoon at the zoo with family - $182

Two adult tix - $60 One kid 3 and over - $20 One kid under...
balding thirsty factory reset button ticket booth
  10/11/25
shocked this wasn't disco.
Exhilarant kink-friendly double fault prole
  10/11/25
Fat peiple were using motorized scooters and one woman&rsquo...
balding thirsty factory reset button ticket booth
  10/11/25
did you push her out of the way into the undergrowth?
Exhilarant kink-friendly double fault prole
  10/13/25
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Bat shit crazy bat-shit-crazy stage psychic
  10/15/25
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Twisted Rusted Giraffe Faggotry
  10/15/25
Were there rowdy niggers
salmon talking son of senegal
  10/11/25
You pay $182 to keep the niggers away. The animals are incid...
cobalt marvelous coldplay fan
  10/11/25
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Talented Impertinent Pozpig
  10/12/25
u didnt even tip the girafee u cheap bastard kike turd
hilarious idea he suggested
  10/11/25
We gave it tons of faggot lettuce
balding thirsty factory reset button ticket booth
  10/11/25
do you have any good stories from third world hellhole zoos ...
Indecent Passionate Tank Rehab
  10/11/25
well in uganda i didnt want to blow money seeing the gorilla...
hilarious idea he suggested
  10/12/25
*Giraffe holding a screen: 25% 30% 35% tip *
electric pocket flask
  10/11/25
Shit like this is the craziest. So a min wage worker needs t...
Green spectacular preventive strike
  10/11/25
Min wage earner has no business going to “zoo”
Burgundy business firm
  10/11/25
they usually live in one anyway
cobalt marvelous coldplay fan
  10/11/25
if you want to see apes just drive down your city's MLK Blvd
Godawful parlor
  10/11/25
Two adult tix - $20 One kid 3 and over - $7 One kid un...
Infuriating vivacious roast beef codepig
  10/11/25
We're members of our zoo - free entry pays for itself with t...
stimulating filthpig hall
  10/11/25
Yeah you have to be members for all this local stuff or it&r...
electric pocket flask
  10/11/25
everything is so expensive
Lime potus
  10/11/25
$7 water is a deal compared to LA sushi restaurants.
electric pocket flask
  10/11/25
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cobalt marvelous coldplay fan
  10/11/25
Wagon rental is the biggest goy flame
electric pocket flask
  10/11/25
How so? If you don't have one and you have small kids those...
stimulating filthpig hall
  10/11/25
They’re prole and oafish and retarded and teach lazy g...
electric pocket flask
  10/11/25
also anyone with a 2 year old has a stroller already which i...
Fragrant stage nowag
  10/14/25
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cobalt marvelous coldplay fan
  10/11/25
I don’t disagree but Our wagon was stolen off our fron...
balding thirsty factory reset button ticket booth
  10/11/25
Just pay 20% of the cost of the item to rent it for 5 hours...
electric pocket flask
  10/11/25
Yes because I don’t have a replacement yet you annoyin...
balding thirsty factory reset button ticket booth
  10/11/25
Good goy. Kids can walk. If the toddler is under 2, then bri...
electric pocket flask
  10/11/25
No 3 year old is walking a massive zoo for 3-4 hours You&...
balding thirsty factory reset button ticket booth
  10/11/25
our kids do. because we're not lazy prole retards like your ...
electric pocket flask
  10/11/25
No they don’t walk miles at 3 years old. You’re ...
balding thirsty factory reset button ticket booth
  10/11/25
(obese prole goy) jews learn to walk because of shabbos. ...
electric pocket flask
  10/11/25
(Kike liar)
balding thirsty factory reset button ticket booth
  10/11/25
cr, what's with the wagon rental? and set that aside it's un...
thriller milk
  10/11/25
If only I had answered that 4 times already itt
balding thirsty factory reset button ticket booth
  10/11/25
it's stupid. bring a stroller if you need. When we took eve...
Fragrant stage nowag
  10/14/25
$80 for admission. That’s all you needed, dumb goy. Yo...
electric pocket flask
  10/11/25
Feeding the giraffe was the highlight for the kids you stupi...
balding thirsty factory reset button ticket booth
  10/11/25
No, you’re conditioning them to goyishe wasteful spend...
electric pocket flask
  10/11/25
One day my kids will be shoving yours into gas chambers
balding thirsty factory reset button ticket booth
  10/11/25
rofl no, your obese lazy prole kids who cant walk well will ...
electric pocket flask
  10/11/25
No they definitely will be, then they’ll be coming for...
balding thirsty factory reset button ticket booth
  10/11/25
parentS? my wife isnt a law shrew. dont insult her like that...
electric pocket flask
  10/11/25
Yea I know that trust me Did I hit a little close to hom...
balding thirsty factory reset button ticket booth
  10/11/25
I’m sure they’ll remember those delicious fried ...
appetizing geriatric juggernaut
  10/11/25
rofl btw, enough about the giraffe's $7 water. what about...
electric pocket flask
  10/11/25
No point in attending the zoo if you are limiting yourself t...
Bat shit crazy bat-shit-crazy stage psychic
  10/15/25
rofl is this a powergoy schtick or serious?
electric pocket flask
  10/15/25
it’s a zoo not a World Series game. Just enjoy being o...
Fragrant stage nowag
  10/15/25
at least $50 in stupid discretionary spending
appetizing geriatric juggernaut
  10/11/25
$102/$182 is stupid discretionary spending.
electric pocket flask
  10/11/25
don’t be a silly Jew treating all of life as a competi...
appetizing geriatric juggernaut
  10/11/25
You could have gotten an annual membership for probably abou...
Fragrant stage nowag
  10/12/25
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electric pocket flask
  10/12/25
Zoo membership is a 180 kid thingdoing lifehack. you go lik...
Fragrant stage nowag
  10/13/25
I am at an empty public park with my kids. Cost is zero.
emerald mental disorder
  10/12/25
Paralegal Poaster tp, after your interactions ITT, can we ge...
Aphrodisiac affirmative action
  10/12/25
OP destroyed ITT
180 judgmental cuck church building
  10/13/25
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electric pocket flask
  10/15/25
if this is a local zoo: become a member and take a stroller ...
Confused Alcoholic Friendly Grandma Address
  10/13/25


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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: balding thirsty factory reset button ticket booth

Two adult tix - $60

One kid 3 and over - $20

One kid under 3 - $0

Lunch: 2 cheeseburgers, 2 fries, 1 kids meal - $40

One bottle of water - $7

One wagon rental - $25

Feeding the giraffe - $15 (x2)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342419)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Exhilarant kink-friendly double fault prole

shocked this wasn't disco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342420)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: balding thirsty factory reset button ticket booth

Fat peiple were using motorized scooters and one woman’s lost battery so she was stuck on the jungle path

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342425)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Exhilarant kink-friendly double fault prole

did you push her out of the way into the undergrowth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49346696)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy bat-shit-crazy stage psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49352063)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Twisted Rusted Giraffe Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49352091)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: salmon talking son of senegal

Were there rowdy niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342441)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: cobalt marvelous coldplay fan

You pay $182 to keep the niggers away. The animals are incidental.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342852)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 5:05 AM
Author: Talented Impertinent Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49343156)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: hilarious idea he suggested

u didnt even tip the girafee u cheap bastard kike turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342444)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: balding thirsty factory reset button ticket booth

We gave it tons of faggot lettuce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342464)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Indecent Passionate Tank Rehab

do you have any good stories from third world hellhole zoos youd like to share with the class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342770)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:38 AM
Author: hilarious idea he suggested

well in uganda i didnt want to blow money seeing the gorilla whatevers so i went to local zoo and they had some gorilla looking things but i also found that the zoo keepers looked like gorillas too so felt i got my moneys worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49343072)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: electric pocket flask

*Giraffe holding a screen: 25% 30% 35% tip *

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342910)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Green spectacular preventive strike

Shit like this is the craziest. So a min wage worker needs to work 16 hours to take their kids to the fucking zoo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342571)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Burgundy business firm

Min wage earner has no business going to “zoo”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342579)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: cobalt marvelous coldplay fan

they usually live in one anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342850)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: Godawful parlor

if you want to see apes just drive down your city's MLK Blvd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342583)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Infuriating vivacious roast beef codepig

Two adult tix - $20

One kid 3 and over - $7

One kid under 3 - $5

Niggers to fuck ur wife & kids - $150

Getting to watch and film - PRICELESS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342587)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: stimulating filthpig hall

We're members of our zoo - free entry pays for itself with three visits. We go all the time.

It's like $50 if we eat there and we don't fall for the gift shop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342776)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: electric pocket flask

Yeah you have to be members for all this local stuff or it’s flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342893)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Lime potus

everything is so expensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342817)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: electric pocket flask

$7 water is a deal compared to LA sushi restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342837)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: cobalt marvelous coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342848)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:13 PM
Author: electric pocket flask

Wagon rental is the biggest goy flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342844)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: stimulating filthpig hall

How so? If you don't have one and you have small kids those can be worth a thousand dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342846)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: electric pocket flask

They’re prole and oafish and retarded and teach lazy gluttonous American behavior. We have 2 and 4 and they walk everywhere and don’t whine because we don’t tolerate it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342890)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: Fragrant stage nowag

also anyone with a 2 year old has a stroller already which is essentially a wagon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49348046)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: cobalt marvelous coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342847)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: balding thirsty factory reset button ticket booth

I don’t disagree but Our wagon was stolen off our front porch and I haven’t got a new one yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342854)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: electric pocket flask

Just pay 20% of the cost of the item to rent it for 5 hours. Good goy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342891)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: balding thirsty factory reset button ticket booth

Yes because I don’t have a replacement yet you annoying kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342927)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: electric pocket flask

Good goy. Kids can walk. If the toddler is under 2, then bring a stroller. The kid over 3 has no excuse whatsoever for not walking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342933)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: balding thirsty factory reset button ticket booth

No 3 year old is walking a massive zoo for 3-4 hours

You’re fucking stupid. All your points itt are fucking stupid. No wonder you kikes got gassed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342937)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: electric pocket flask

our kids do. because we're not lazy prole retards like your kids who stuck them in some prole wagons. they're used to walking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342951)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: balding thirsty factory reset button ticket booth

No they don’t walk miles at 3 years old. You’re a kike liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342956)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: electric pocket flask

(obese prole goy)

jews learn to walk because of shabbos. at our zoo, they walk a fuckton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342963)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: balding thirsty factory reset button ticket booth

(Kike liar)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342965)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: thriller milk

cr, what's with the wagon rental? and set that aside it's under $100 for a family of 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342897)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: balding thirsty factory reset button ticket booth

If only I had answered that 4 times already itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342942)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Fragrant stage nowag

it's stupid. bring a stroller if you need. When we took everyone to disneyworld a few years ago my wife insisted we bring the stroller for our 4 year old who hadn't used it since he turned 3 and I thought it was dumb and unnecessary. we ended up using it every day at the parks and it was an easy way to tote all our crap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49348053)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: electric pocket flask

$80 for admission. That’s all you needed, dumb goy. You spent over double for no reason. Bring your own food and don’t get upsold by a stupid giraffe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342908)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: balding thirsty factory reset button ticket booth

Feeding the giraffe was the highlight for the kids you stupid cheap kike

Wagon rental was also necessary because I dont have one as of 2 days ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342932)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: electric pocket flask

No, you’re conditioning them to goyishe wasteful spending. Something else would have been the highlight if you didn’t spend $30 on this bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342935)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: balding thirsty factory reset button ticket booth

One day my kids will be shoving yours into gas chambers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342938)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: electric pocket flask

rofl no, your obese lazy prole kids who cant walk well will be drugged out on jewish drugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342954)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: balding thirsty factory reset button ticket booth

No they definitely will be, then they’ll be coming for their parents who played college tennis then went to HLS and work as IP attorneys writing expert reports

I’m sure your 135 pound frame will put up a great defense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342960)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: electric pocket flask

parentS? my wife isnt a law shrew. dont insult her like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342967)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: balding thirsty factory reset button ticket booth

Yea I know that trust me

Did I hit a little close to home? I have more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342970)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: appetizing geriatric juggernaut

I’m sure they’ll remember those delicious fried chicken fingers and stale fries for life

oh and that Dasani water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342964)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: electric pocket flask

rofl

btw, enough about the giraffe's $7 water. what about the kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342973)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy bat-shit-crazy stage psychic

No point in attending the zoo if you are limiting yourself to the entry ticket alone. It’s like going out for a fancy dinner without alcohol. Price it in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49352066)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: electric pocket flask

rofl is this a powergoy schtick or serious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49352079)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: Fragrant stage nowag

it’s a zoo not a World Series game. Just enjoy being outside and check out the animals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49352086)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: appetizing geriatric juggernaut

at least $50 in stupid discretionary spending

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342914)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: electric pocket flask

$102/$182 is stupid discretionary spending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342921)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: appetizing geriatric juggernaut

don’t be a silly Jew treating all of life as a competition to spend the bare minimum at every opportunity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49342957)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 5:13 AM
Author: Fragrant stage nowag

You could have gotten an annual membership for probably about that. And you don’t need to rent a wagon or buy any of that other crap. Giraffe feeding is prole as fuck. Fun to lol at the fags standing in long ass lines for that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49343157)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 7:48 AM
Author: electric pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49343187)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Fragrant stage nowag

Zoo membership is a 180 kid thingdoing lifehack. you go like 2.5x per year and it pays for itself plus they have zoo reciprocity so you get half price or sometimes full discount if you're ever in another area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49346656)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: emerald mental disorder

I am at an empty public park with my kids. Cost is zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49343761)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac affirmative action

Paralegal Poaster tp, after your interactions ITT, can we get a stance on Palestine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49343769)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: 180 judgmental cuck church building

OP destroyed ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49346680)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: electric pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49352061)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Confused Alcoholic Friendly Grandma Address

if this is a local zoo: become a member and take a stroller or hiking backpack to carry the kids. pack food and snacks for kids

if this was a destination zoo trip like the san diego zoo, i suppose your spending is understandable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2.#49346710)