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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
lemon lascivious immigrant
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
white hunting ground
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Shimmering newt hell
  04/18/25
Cr.
Soul-stirring rusted field dopamine
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
primrose bull headed wagecucks
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
glittery area karate
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
lemon lascivious immigrant
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
Wonderful violent station
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Exciting Amethyst Whorehouse Cuckold
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
lemon lascivious immigrant
  04/18/25
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
bistre sadistic sex offender rehab
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
lemon lascivious immigrant
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
bistre sadistic sex offender rehab
  04/18/25
...
Cerise beady-eyed gay wizard nursing home
  04/18/25
...
arrogant black orchestra pit preventive strike
  08/17/26
...
buff charismatic piazza
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
hairraiser milky theatre
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Umber dead quadroon
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
lemon lascivious immigrant
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Umber dead quadroon
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Cerise beady-eyed gay wizard nursing home
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
lemon lascivious immigrant
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Umber dead quadroon
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
lemon lascivious immigrant
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Umber dead quadroon
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
boyish double fault
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Umber dead quadroon
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Cerise beady-eyed gay wizard nursing home
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
lemon lascivious immigrant
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
ungodly excitant lodge milk
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Cerise beady-eyed gay wizard nursing home
  04/18/25
Ty friend
ungodly excitant lodge milk
  04/18/25
...
topaz institution masturbator
  08/17/26
...
topaz institution masturbator
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
tan mind-boggling sneaky criminal feces
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
lemon lascivious immigrant
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
tan mind-boggling sneaky criminal feces
  04/18/25
...
Multi-colored indian lodge regret
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Umber dead quadroon
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
lemon lascivious immigrant
  04/18/25
...
buff charismatic piazza
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Low-t Filthpig Chapel
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
ungodly excitant lodge milk
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
lemon lascivious immigrant
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
lemon lascivious immigrant
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
lemon lascivious immigrant
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Shimmering newt hell
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
lemon lascivious immigrant
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
lemon lascivious immigrant
  08/17/26
...
topaz institution masturbator
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
bistre sadistic sex offender rehab
  08/17/26
ur dumb
lemon lascivious immigrant
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
bistre sadistic sex offender rehab
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
lemon lascivious immigrant
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
bistre sadistic sex offender rehab
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
lemon lascivious immigrant
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
Rose Exhilarant Ladyboy
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
lemon lascivious immigrant
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
Rose Exhilarant Ladyboy
  08/17/26
...
Frum abusive business firm
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
tan mind-boggling sneaky criminal feces
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
lemon lascivious immigrant
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
tan mind-boggling sneaky criminal feces
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
primrose bull headed wagecucks
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
lemon lascivious immigrant
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: lemon lascivious immigrant

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: white hunting ground

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Shimmering newt hell

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Soul-stirring rusted field dopamine

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: primrose bull headed wagecucks

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: glittery area karate

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: lemon lascivious immigrant

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Wonderful violent station

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Exciting Amethyst Whorehouse Cuckold

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: lemon lascivious immigrant

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860121)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: bistre sadistic sex offender rehab

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: lemon lascivious immigrant

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: bistre sadistic sex offender rehab

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Cerise beady-eyed gay wizard nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: arrogant black orchestra pit preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: buff charismatic piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: hairraiser milky theatre

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Umber dead quadroon

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: lemon lascivious immigrant

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Umber dead quadroon

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Cerise beady-eyed gay wizard nursing home

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: lemon lascivious immigrant

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Umber dead quadroon

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: lemon lascivious immigrant

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Umber dead quadroon

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: boyish double fault

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Umber dead quadroon

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Cerise beady-eyed gay wizard nursing home

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: lemon lascivious immigrant

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: ungodly excitant lodge milk

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Cerise beady-eyed gay wizard nursing home

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: ungodly excitant lodge milk

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: topaz institution masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: topaz institution masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: tan mind-boggling sneaky criminal feces

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: lemon lascivious immigrant

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: tan mind-boggling sneaky criminal feces

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Multi-colored indian lodge regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Umber dead quadroon

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: lemon lascivious immigrant

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: buff charismatic piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Low-t Filthpig Chapel

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: ungodly excitant lodge milk

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: lemon lascivious immigrant

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: lemon lascivious immigrant

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: lemon lascivious immigrant

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Shimmering newt hell

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: lemon lascivious immigrant

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: lemon lascivious immigrant

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: topaz institution masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: bistre sadistic sex offender rehab

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: lemon lascivious immigrant

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: bistre sadistic sex offender rehab

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: lemon lascivious immigrant

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: bistre sadistic sex offender rehab

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: lemon lascivious immigrant

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Rose Exhilarant Ladyboy

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: lemon lascivious immigrant

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Rose Exhilarant Ladyboy

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Frum abusive business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: tan mind-boggling sneaky criminal feces

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: lemon lascivious immigrant

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: tan mind-boggling sneaky criminal feces

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: primrose bull headed wagecucks

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: lemon lascivious immigrant

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50146047)