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🎄Poast ITT and I will tell you what Christmas gift you’re getting from Sant

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glittery abode mother
  12/25/25
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disgusting free-loading preventive strike
  12/25/25
A vial of Ozempic personally blessed by the Holy Father
glittery abode mother
  12/25/25
Wow, that might actually help someone! Thanks!
disgusting free-loading preventive strike
  12/25/25
That's a value of $149.99!
Floppy nibblets pistol
  12/25/25
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Unhinged chartreuse boiling water
  12/25/25
A first edition copy of Moneyball autographed by Adolf Hitle...
glittery abode mother
  12/25/25
wow
Unhinged chartreuse boiling water
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bistre heady knife kitty
  12/25/25
A 90 minute audiobook of The Hegelian E-Girl Manifesto
glittery abode mother
  12/25/25
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brindle infuriating giraffe institution
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Racy center french chef
  12/25/25
A 12-pack of "Dude Luffas" made from the only luff...
glittery abode mother
  12/25/25
I did not get anything. My parents gave me a gift card I'm ...
Marshall W. Waller
  12/25/25
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nighttime awkward crotch reading party
  12/25/25
A Value-Pak of high end Korean-made skin whitening cream
glittery abode mother
  12/25/25
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nighttime awkward crotch reading party
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electric sandwich pocket flask
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A certified replica of the 'wakizashi' knife/short-sword use...
glittery abode mother
  12/25/25
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bistre heady knife kitty
  12/25/25
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electric sandwich pocket flask
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Odious Silver Stag Film
  12/25/25
A 12-month SuperGrok subscription, including exclusive acces...
glittery abode mother
  12/25/25
oh, thanks, I could always use a second one of those.
Odious Silver Stag Film
  12/25/25
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Navy diverse area
  12/25/25
A pair of Gen 2 'Wayfarer' Ray-Ban Meta AI prescription glas...
glittery abode mother
  12/25/25
wtf this morning i literally ordered Ray-Ban prescription gl...
Navy diverse area
  12/25/25
Really thoughtful gifts itt
lavender high-end national coffee pot
  12/25/25
A handheld mirror with an inscription in German on the back ...
glittery abode mother
  12/25/25
Cheapass
lavender high-end national coffee pot
  12/25/25
Take it up with Santa, champ
glittery abode mother
  12/25/25
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hairless business firm
  12/25/25
A 5-pack of Catholic clerical collars to be worn when you're...
glittery abode mother
  12/25/25
Tyft
hairless business firm
  12/25/25
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brindle infuriating giraffe institution
  12/25/25
Hand-made decorative smartphone belt holster made from North...
glittery abode mother
  12/25/25
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brindle infuriating giraffe institution
  12/25/25
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bright fiercely-loyal field elastic band
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2-pack of "Heaven's Scent" limited edition potpour...
glittery abode mother
  12/25/25
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black regret meetinghouse
  12/25/25
Set of 22 inch titanium Subaru rims
glittery abode mother
  12/25/25
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hot swollen foreskin
  12/25/25
A replica of your wife's wedding band to give to your sister...
glittery abode mother
  12/25/25
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carmine multi-colored kitchen queen of the night
  12/25/25
A limited edition of “Twyster,” an all-gendered,...
glittery abode mother
  12/25/25
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brindle infuriating giraffe institution
  12/25/25
Sup?
Floppy nibblets pistol
  12/25/25
“I’d rather be bickerin’” decal kipp...
glittery abode mother
  12/25/25
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Zippy hyperactive laser beams gas station
  12/25/25
Just straight up Asian Pussy. An entire harem of a dozen nub...
glittery abode mother
  12/25/25
Best. Christmas. Ever.
Zippy hyperactive laser beams gas station
  12/25/25
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David Poaster Wallace
  12/25/25
Tesla’s new Fully Autonomous “AI-Powered” ...
Online's Top Guy
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ashkenazi kike
  12/25/25
A motorized dreidel that plays Wagner’s “Ride of...
Online's Top Guy
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STEPHEN MILLER
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sensitive to ugliness
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Christoph Waltz stare
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STEPHEN MILLER
  12/25/25
A 500-pack of rifle target sheets with the bullseyes superim...
Online's Top Guy
  12/26/25
probably some car horn ear injury attorneys in the mix as we...
STEPHEN MILLER
  12/29/25
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sensitive to ugliness
  12/26/25
A (fake) diamond-studded crucifix necklace that can be conve...
Online's Top Guy
  12/26/25
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sensitive to ugliness
  12/26/25
Did everyone enjoy their presents? Hope all poasters had ...
Online's Top Guy
  12/26/25
:)
santa's top guy
  12/31/25
A life-size Syndney Sweeney lookalike blow-up doll that come...
Online's Top Guy
  12/31/25
I've earned this
santa's top guy
  12/31/25


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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: glittery abode mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49538999)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: disgusting free-loading preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539004)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: glittery abode mother

A vial of Ozempic personally blessed by the Holy Father

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539010)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: disgusting free-loading preventive strike

Wow, that might actually help someone! Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539024)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Floppy nibblets pistol

That's a value of $149.99!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539206)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Unhinged chartreuse boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539019)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: glittery abode mother

A first edition copy of Moneyball autographed by Adolf Hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539021)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:13 AM
Author: Unhinged chartreuse boiling water

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539129)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: bistre heady knife kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539020)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:10 AM
Author: glittery abode mother

A 90 minute audiobook of The Hegelian E-Girl Manifesto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539028)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: brindle infuriating giraffe institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539468)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Racy center french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539025)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: glittery abode mother

A 12-pack of "Dude Luffas" made from the only luffa species native to Evropa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539031)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: Marshall W. Waller

I did not get anything. My parents gave me a gift card I'm going to use for my kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539757)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: nighttime awkward crotch reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539034)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:16 AM
Author: glittery abode mother

A Value-Pak of high end Korean-made skin whitening cream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539036)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: nighttime awkward crotch reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539252)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: electric sandwich pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539043)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: glittery abode mother

A certified replica of the 'wakizashi' knife/short-sword used by 17-year-old Japanese right-wing ultranationalist Otoya Yamaguchi to assassinate Inejirō Asanuma, chairman of the Japan Socialist Party, in 1960

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539048)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: bistre heady knife kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539104)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: electric sandwich pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539332)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Odious Silver Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539057)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: glittery abode mother

A 12-month SuperGrok subscription, including exclusive access to Jasmine™, the latest cutting-edge multimodal AI personal assistant trained with the help of thousands of hours of reinforcement learning designed by Japanese geishas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539075)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Odious Silver Stag Film

oh, thanks, I could always use a second one of those.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539078)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Navy diverse area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539061)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: glittery abode mother

A pair of Gen 2 'Wayfarer' Ray-Ban Meta AI prescription glasses with built-in Klarna subscription

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539084)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Navy diverse area

wtf this morning i literally ordered Ray-Ban prescription glasses not flame. not that Meta AI trash, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539138)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: lavender high-end national coffee pot

Really thoughtful gifts itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539079)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: glittery abode mother

A handheld mirror with an inscription in German on the back that reads: "Every sophisticated thinker knows that they can only know themselves"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539086)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: lavender high-end national coffee pot

Cheapass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539250)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: glittery abode mother

Take it up with Santa, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539258)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: hairless business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539080)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: glittery abode mother

A 5-pack of Catholic clerical collars to be worn when you're going somewhere with women who might try to seduce you away from your loving girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539091)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: hairless business firm

Tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539145)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: brindle infuriating giraffe institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539093)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: glittery abode mother

Hand-made decorative smartphone belt holster made from North American buffalo leather

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539099)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: brindle infuriating giraffe institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539100)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: bright fiercely-loyal field elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539095)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: glittery abode mother

2-pack of "Heaven's Scent" limited edition potpourri blend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539102)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: black regret meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539140)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: glittery abode mother

Set of 22 inch titanium Subaru rims

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539147)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: hot swollen foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539141)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: glittery abode mother

A replica of your wife's wedding band to give to your sister in law as a "joke gift"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539149)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: carmine multi-colored kitchen queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539201)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: glittery abode mother

A limited edition of “Twyster,” an all-gendered, queer and disabled-friendly remake of the hit party game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539242)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: brindle infuriating giraffe institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539466)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Floppy nibblets pistol

Sup?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539207)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: glittery abode mother

“I’d rather be bickerin’” decal kippah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539246)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Zippy hyperactive laser beams gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539474)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: glittery abode mother

Just straight up Asian Pussy. An entire harem of a dozen nubile horny 18 year old Asian girls delivered to your doorstep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539488)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Zippy hyperactive laser beams gas station

Best. Christmas. Ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539502)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: David Poaster Wallace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539640)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Online's Top Guy

Tesla’s new Fully Autonomous “AI-Powered” lawn mower (requires limited human supervision)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539673)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: ashkenazi kike ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539760)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Online's Top Guy

A motorized dreidel that plays Wagner’s “Ride of the Valkyries” as it spins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49539773)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: STEPHEN MILLER (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49540062)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49540083)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 12:32 AM
Author: Christoph Waltz stare (🐾👣)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49540091)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: STEPHEN MILLER (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49540061)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 12:09 AM
Author: Online's Top Guy

A 500-pack of rifle target sheets with the bullseyes superimposed on top of pictures of Richmond, VA slip-n-fall attorneys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49540080)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 1:39 AM
Author: STEPHEN MILLER (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)

probably some car horn ear injury attorneys in the mix as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49546501)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49540082)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 12:16 AM
Author: Online's Top Guy

A (fake) diamond-studded crucifix necklace that can be converted into a star of David emblem depending on the place and setting that you're attending

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49540085)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49540087)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Online's Top Guy

Did everyone enjoy their presents?

Hope all poasters had a joyous and Merry Christmas, except for the ones I don't like!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49541263)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: santa's top guy

:)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49551910)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Online's Top Guy

A life-size Syndney Sweeney lookalike blow-up doll that comes with a prescription by a licensed psychiatrist, personalized to you, that directs you to keep the doll in the common area of your home at all times in order to help you respect women more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49551949)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: santa's top guy

I've earned this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2.#49551997)