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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
sooty center cuckoldry
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Mustard Indian Lodge Gaming Laptop
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Wild Stead
  04/18/25
Cr.
motley hot site
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
Excitant plaza
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
mind-boggling lavender fat ankles
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
sooty center cuckoldry
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
Copper curious main people
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Soggy milk legal warrant
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
sooty center cuckoldry
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
crawly really tough guy dog poop
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
sooty center cuckoldry
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
crawly really tough guy dog poop
  04/18/25
...
pearl mother orchestra pit
  04/18/25
...
Provocative university
  08/17/26
...
Seedy spectacular liquid oxygen
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
maize school cafeteria
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Tan zombie-like stag film feces
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
sooty center cuckoldry
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Tan zombie-like stag film feces
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
pearl mother orchestra pit
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
sooty center cuckoldry
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Tan zombie-like stag film feces
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
sooty center cuckoldry
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Tan zombie-like stag film feces
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
crystalline glittery resort affirmative action
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Tan zombie-like stag film feces
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
pearl mother orchestra pit
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
sooty center cuckoldry
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Mahogany mad cow disease hairy legs
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
pearl mother orchestra pit
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Mahogany mad cow disease hairy legs
  04/18/25
...
Beady-eyed snowy spot
  08/17/26
...
Beady-eyed snowy spot
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
indigo messiness principal's office
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
sooty center cuckoldry
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
indigo messiness principal's office
  04/18/25
...
Transparent National Security Agency
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Tan zombie-like stag film feces
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
sooty center cuckoldry
  04/18/25
...
Seedy spectacular liquid oxygen
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Histrionic up-to-no-good stage
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Mahogany mad cow disease hairy legs
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
sooty center cuckoldry
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
sooty center cuckoldry
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
sooty center cuckoldry
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Wild Stead
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
sooty center cuckoldry
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
sooty center cuckoldry
  08/17/26
...
Beady-eyed snowy spot
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
crawly really tough guy dog poop
  08/17/26
ur dumb
sooty center cuckoldry
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
crawly really tough guy dog poop
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
sooty center cuckoldry
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
crawly really tough guy dog poop
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
sooty center cuckoldry
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
Mentally Impaired New Version
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
sooty center cuckoldry
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
Mentally Impaired New Version
  08/17/26
...
supple bat shit crazy den
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
indigo messiness principal's office
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
sooty center cuckoldry
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
indigo messiness principal's office
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
Excitant plaza
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
sooty center cuckoldry
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: sooty center cuckoldry

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Mustard Indian Lodge Gaming Laptop

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Wild Stead

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: motley hot site

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Excitant plaza

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: mind-boggling lavender fat ankles

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: sooty center cuckoldry

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Copper curious main people

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Soggy milk legal warrant

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: sooty center cuckoldry

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: crawly really tough guy dog poop

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: sooty center cuckoldry

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: crawly really tough guy dog poop

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: pearl mother orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Provocative university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Seedy spectacular liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: maize school cafeteria

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Tan zombie-like stag film feces

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: sooty center cuckoldry

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Tan zombie-like stag film feces

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: pearl mother orchestra pit

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: sooty center cuckoldry

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Tan zombie-like stag film feces

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: sooty center cuckoldry

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Tan zombie-like stag film feces

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: crystalline glittery resort affirmative action

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Tan zombie-like stag film feces

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: pearl mother orchestra pit

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: sooty center cuckoldry

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Mahogany mad cow disease hairy legs

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: pearl mother orchestra pit

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Mahogany mad cow disease hairy legs

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Beady-eyed snowy spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Beady-eyed snowy spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: indigo messiness principal's office

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: sooty center cuckoldry

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: indigo messiness principal's office

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Transparent National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Tan zombie-like stag film feces

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: sooty center cuckoldry

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Seedy spectacular liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Histrionic up-to-no-good stage

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Mahogany mad cow disease hairy legs

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: sooty center cuckoldry

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: sooty center cuckoldry

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: sooty center cuckoldry

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Wild Stead

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: sooty center cuckoldry

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: sooty center cuckoldry

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Beady-eyed snowy spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: crawly really tough guy dog poop

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: sooty center cuckoldry

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: crawly really tough guy dog poop

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: sooty center cuckoldry

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: crawly really tough guy dog poop

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: sooty center cuckoldry

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired New Version

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: sooty center cuckoldry

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired New Version

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: supple bat shit crazy den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: indigo messiness principal's office

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: sooty center cuckoldry

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: indigo messiness principal's office

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Excitant plaza

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: sooty center cuckoldry

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50146047)