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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
marvelous tank
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
misanthropic toilet seat
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
seedy hall
  04/18/25
Cr.
Gold Hideous Space Laser Beams
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
concupiscible bipolar rehab
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
trip self-centered rigpig bawdyhouse
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
marvelous tank
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
Pea-brained site mood
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Nofapping bisexual indian lodge
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
marvelous tank
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
appetizing topaz resort codepig
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
marvelous tank
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
appetizing topaz resort codepig
  04/18/25
...
Aphrodisiac native
  04/18/25
...
Hairraiser library police squad
  08/17/26
...
diverse gay wizard
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
aromatic masturbator hominid
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Light jap
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
marvelous tank
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Light jap
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Aphrodisiac native
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
marvelous tank
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Light jap
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
marvelous tank
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Light jap
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Green Violent Idea He Suggested Blood Rage
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Light jap
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Aphrodisiac native
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
marvelous tank
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
french dead parlor
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Aphrodisiac native
  04/18/25
Ty friend
french dead parlor
  04/18/25
...
Pearl Cerebral Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/17/26
...
Pearl Cerebral Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Razzmatazz mauve chapel weed whacker
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
marvelous tank
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Razzmatazz mauve chapel weed whacker
  04/18/25
...
high-end pit
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Light jap
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
marvelous tank
  04/18/25
...
diverse gay wizard
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Salmon drunken legal warrant
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
french dead parlor
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
marvelous tank
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
marvelous tank
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
marvelous tank
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
seedy hall
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
marvelous tank
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
marvelous tank
  08/17/26
...
Pearl Cerebral Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
appetizing topaz resort codepig
  08/17/26
ur dumb
marvelous tank
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
appetizing topaz resort codepig
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
marvelous tank
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
appetizing topaz resort codepig
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
marvelous tank
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
Cracking Aquamarine Locus
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
marvelous tank
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
Cracking Aquamarine Locus
  08/17/26
...
Irate razzle-dazzle quadroon theater stage
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
Razzmatazz mauve chapel weed whacker
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
marvelous tank
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
Razzmatazz mauve chapel weed whacker
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
concupiscible bipolar rehab
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
marvelous tank
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26
...
tight butthold
  09/22/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: marvelous tank

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: misanthropic toilet seat

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: seedy hall

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Gold Hideous Space Laser Beams

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: concupiscible bipolar rehab

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: trip self-centered rigpig bawdyhouse

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: marvelous tank

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Pea-brained site mood

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Nofapping bisexual indian lodge

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: marvelous tank

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: appetizing topaz resort codepig

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: marvelous tank

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: appetizing topaz resort codepig

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Hairraiser library police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: diverse gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: aromatic masturbator hominid

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Light jap

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: marvelous tank

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Light jap

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac native

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: marvelous tank

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Light jap

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: marvelous tank

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Light jap

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Green Violent Idea He Suggested Blood Rage

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Light jap

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac native

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: marvelous tank

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: french dead parlor

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac native

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: french dead parlor

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Pearl Cerebral Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Pearl Cerebral Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Razzmatazz mauve chapel weed whacker

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: marvelous tank

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Razzmatazz mauve chapel weed whacker

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: high-end pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Light jap

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: marvelous tank

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: diverse gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Salmon drunken legal warrant

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: french dead parlor

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: marvelous tank

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: marvelous tank

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: marvelous tank

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: seedy hall

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: marvelous tank

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: marvelous tank

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Pearl Cerebral Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: appetizing topaz resort codepig

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: marvelous tank

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: appetizing topaz resort codepig

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: marvelous tank

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: appetizing topaz resort codepig

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: marvelous tank

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Cracking Aquamarine Locus

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: marvelous tank

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Cracking Aquamarine Locus

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Irate razzle-dazzle quadroon theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Razzmatazz mauve chapel weed whacker

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: marvelous tank

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Razzmatazz mauve chapel weed whacker

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: concupiscible bipolar rehab

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: marvelous tank

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50146047)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: tight butthold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2.#50149087)