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REMINDER: McDonald's has to make you any item that was ever on the menu

It's in the franchise agreement, you can still order a McPiz...
Mauve chapel
  04/26/21
dat secret menu
abnormal headpube
  04/27/21
can i sue them if they won't make me a mclobster?
marvelous shitlib mother
  04/27/21
Technically no, you do NOT have a private right of action if...
Mauve chapel
  04/27/21
what will happen if i place random calls to a local mcdonald...
Amethyst lascivious love of her life
  04/27/21
I don't know, as soon as I bring up the franchise agreement ...
Mauve chapel
  04/27/21
Trick question - they always claim it’s out of order b...
Razzle-dazzle market organic girlfriend
  08/15/22
Wtf this is wrong. You’re clearly a 3rd party benefici...
talented mahogany coldplay fan ladyboy
  04/27/21
They haven't assented to enforceability by third party benef...
Mauve chapel
  04/28/21
...
cordovan azn theater
  05/12/24
i just want spicy mcnuggets
Amethyst lascivious love of her life
  04/27/21
I bet you they can still make those too but I have never tri...
Mauve chapel
  04/27/21
McPizzas were 180
flesh boyish double fault really tough guy
  04/27/21
if you're willing to wait all day, they have to make it for ...
abnormal headpube
  04/27/21
*McDrone flying across the country with special order McPizz...
fantasy-prone beady-eyed idiot tank
  04/27/21
...
nighttime dark jap
  05/12/24
i know they don't have the old school apple pies. so its al...
orange impertinent yarmulke
  04/27/21
checker's/rally's has the old school fried apple pies
Amethyst lascivious love of her life
  04/27/21
you just changed my life. thank you.
orange impertinent yarmulke
  04/27/21
Make sure you cop dat BIG BUFORD
Spruce Mental Disorder
  04/27/21
i heard that some of the tiny in-Walmart locations with no s...
fantasy-prone beady-eyed idiot tank
  04/27/21
hilarious, but can't be true
Mewling Locale
  04/27/21
I forgot to say NOT FLAME. You can find the franchise agree...
Mauve chapel
  04/27/21
...
Exhilarant cobalt orchestra pit
  04/27/21
This doesn't apply to the McRib though.
cerebral vengeful station
  04/27/21
? I'm not aware of any McRib exception to this duty, but thi...
Mauve chapel
  04/27/21
McRib and Mighty Wings are seasonal. Therefore, your enti...
Hyperactive multi-colored circlehead masturbator
  04/27/21
This is flame. They might not be advertised, but you can or...
Mauve chapel
  04/28/21
McRibs are never "discontinued." They just go away...
cerebral vengeful station
  04/27/21
The McRib is available starting the third Sunday in ordinary...
Razzle-dazzle market organic girlfriend
  08/15/22
...
abusive school cafeteria
  05/12/24
...
Trip base dragon
  04/27/21
I ate McDonalds for like two months after watching The Found...
Heady Bbw Philosopher-king
  04/27/21
180. You should go through and order McD's items from vario...
Mauve chapel
  04/27/21
Tell me more about modular lobster, please.
dun theatre
  04/27/21
They use the lobster as filling in other dishes, but can jus...
Mauve chapel
  04/27/21
...
Chocolate pit
  08/15/22
For some reason I pictured an abandoned Lobster tank in the ...
Navy Striped Hyena
  08/15/22
...
fantasy-prone beady-eyed idiot tank
  08/15/22
...
Mauve chapel
  08/16/22
They literally have no bagels in the store
Amber set new version
  04/27/21
You mean the bagel breakfast sandwiches? You can get those t...
Mauve chapel
  04/27/21
i'm just loling picturing xo shitlawyers spending all day in...
electric charcoal field faggotry
  04/27/21
oh you just use the app and they tell you when to pick it up
fantasy-prone beady-eyed idiot tank
  04/27/21
flame, i have the app and there is no way to input or select...
wine laughsome affirmative action
  08/16/22
When the proles see how devastatingly effective your legal a...
Mauve chapel
  04/27/21
Let's not discount the possibility of the shitlawyer being h...
cordovan azn theater
  05/12/24
Its true I COMMANDED them to make me a fillet o' fish after ...
unhinged razzle lodge macaca
  04/27/21
The franchise owners don't like to lose an employee for an a...
Mauve chapel
  04/27/21
(guy that recently ate sewage nigger carp)
talented mahogany coldplay fan ladyboy
  04/27/21
you need to order the old style fish sandwich that actually ...
Mewling Locale
  04/28/21
lol
fantasy-prone beady-eyed idiot tank
  08/15/22
lol
Hairraiser hateful pisswyrm
  08/15/22
...
aromatic rehab fanboi
  11/02/25
...
Mauve chapel
  08/15/22
this poast has been a game changer for my book of business ...
abnormal headpube
  08/15/22
...
Blue flickering school
  08/15/22
...
Mauve chapel
  02/07/24
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Rose bearded church
  05/12/24
The wife and I are screaming laughing at this thread. She's ...
Blue flickering school
  08/16/22
...
Mauve chapel
  05/12/24
We survived.
cordovan azn theater
  05/12/24
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/16255248636044134/
fantasy-prone beady-eyed idiot tank
  08/16/22
This menu isn’t valid, it has gold fringe!
judgmental copper step-uncle's house
  05/12/24
was sure "mclobster" was flame lmao
adventurous bright university rigpig
  05/12/24
what about bk's cheesey fries
up-to-no-good regret generalized bond
  05/12/24
...
Mauve chapel
  11/17/24
Update: just claim they refused to serve you because of your...
big native
  11/17/24
Breakfast reminder
Mauve chapel
  11/02/25


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Date: April 26th, 2021 11:11 PM
Author: Mauve chapel

It's in the franchise agreement, you can still order a McPizza, a McLobster, and even an Arch Deluxe. All the ingredients are modular, so they can still make everything they've ever offered, they just don't like to because of the prep time. A lot of line employees don't know this so talk to a manager if you have to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#42356284)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:40 AM
Author: abnormal headpube

dat secret menu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#42356706)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:41 AM
Author: marvelous shitlib mother

can i sue them if they won't make me a mclobster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#42356711)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:02 AM
Author: Mauve chapel

Technically no, you do NOT have a private right of action if the dipshit franchisee breaches his contract with McDonald's corporate. But obviously the last thing a franchisee wants is to tangle with corporate-- not only do they have far deeper pockets, they have about a billion ways to fuck with the franchisee without formally breaching the contract (helps that corporate WROTE the contract!). So if you display knowledge of their obligations, then they'll play ball just to make you happy and get rid of you so you don't tell corporate they're in breach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#42356773)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:03 AM
Author: Amethyst lascivious love of her life

what will happen if i place random calls to a local mcdonalds location asking about the status of the shake machine and record the calls and send to corporate to prove the lies and fraud re: shake machine maintenance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#42356775)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:12 AM
Author: Mauve chapel

I don't know, as soon as I bring up the franchise agreement I get my milkshake real fast so I've never had to play these games

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#42357702)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle market organic girlfriend

Trick question - they always claim it’s out of order because they are fixing it.

This is like the “just jump” hack to surviving plane crashes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#45019663)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 2:55 PM
Author: talented mahogany coldplay fan ladyboy

Wtf this is wrong. You’re clearly a 3rd party beneficiary. You’re getting the benefit of that delicious lobster meat that’s being denied to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#42359139)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 12:27 PM
Author: Mauve chapel

They haven't assented to enforceability by third party beneficiaries and explicitly disclaim reliance. What's more, the agreements are "out there" pretty easily, but technically confidential-- so you may know what the franchisee has agreed to, but establishing so in compliance with the rules of evidence is surprisingly difficult.

But, more to the point, you don't actually need to do this, because what the franchisee is really afraid of is corporate and what corporate can do without relying on the court system (hint, if they don't play ball, their deliveries may become mysteriously delayed, and TECHNICALLY the McDonald's website doesn't have to list the location of every McD's-- disfavored franchisees have been known to find themselves invisible on the app and website). The only lawyer you need to get your McPizza is you, don't overcomplicate things by involving the formal legal system.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#42364096)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: cordovan azn theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#47654921)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:53 AM
Author: Amethyst lascivious love of her life

i just want spicy mcnuggets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#42356752)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: Mauve chapel

I bet you they can still make those too but I have never tried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#42357857)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:54 AM
Author: flesh boyish double fault really tough guy

McPizzas were 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#42356757)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:07 AM
Author: abnormal headpube

if you're willing to wait all day, they have to make it for you (i.e. you give them a reasonable chance to place an emergency order for the materials from the local warehouse and for it to be delivered)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#42356788)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:44 AM
Author: fantasy-prone beady-eyed idiot tank

*McDrone flying across the country with special order McPizza straight from the Orlando location that still sells them*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#42357835)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:38 AM
Author: nighttime dark jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#47654931)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:05 AM
Author: orange impertinent yarmulke

i know they don't have the old school apple pies. so its all for naught.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#42356779)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:06 AM
Author: Amethyst lascivious love of her life

checker's/rally's has the old school fried apple pies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#42356787)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:08 AM
Author: orange impertinent yarmulke

you just changed my life. thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#42356793)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: Spruce Mental Disorder

Make sure you cop dat BIG BUFORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#42358722)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: fantasy-prone beady-eyed idiot tank

i heard that some of the tiny in-Walmart locations with no space for a full size oven would make the pies in the deep fryer still but lots of those are being closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#42357838)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Mewling Locale

hilarious, but can't be true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#42356795)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:11 AM
Author: Mauve chapel

I forgot to say NOT FLAME. You can find the franchise agreement for your area if you care to, as they're always looking for new franchisees, and it's in there, the extant franchisees had to sign the same contract (or a substantially similar one)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#42357699)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:15 AM
Author: Exhilarant cobalt orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#42357716)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:23 AM
Author: cerebral vengeful station

This doesn't apply to the McRib though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#42357755)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: Mauve chapel

? I'm not aware of any McRib exception to this duty, but this could be a regional thing if there's supply issues part of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#42357850)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 3:34 PM
Author: Hyperactive multi-colored circlehead masturbator

McRib and Mighty Wings are seasonal.

Therefore, your entire premise fails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#42359338)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 9:13 PM
Author: Mauve chapel

This is flame. They might not be advertised, but you can order them any time and they have to make it for you, please state your IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#42367210)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 7:22 PM
Author: cerebral vengeful station

McRibs are never "discontinued." They just go away for a while from time to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#42360478)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:59 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle market organic girlfriend

The McRib is available starting the third Sunday in ordinary time. It’s in the contract, but I can’t say more due to the fear of reprisal from Opus Dei.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#45019667)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:28 AM
Author: abusive school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#47654971)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:24 AM
Author: Trip base dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#42357757)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:42 AM
Author: Heady Bbw Philosopher-king

I ate McDonalds for like two months after watching The Founder. Gained 15lb

McDobalds burgers are honestly pretty damn good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#42357828)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: Mauve chapel

180. You should go through and order McD's items from various "eras," like a tour of the founding to the present day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#42357856)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:46 AM
Author: dun theatre

Tell me more about modular lobster, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#42357842)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:47 AM
Author: Mauve chapel

They use the lobster as filling in other dishes, but can just make you a McLobster if you like. They have the lobster anyway and from there it's just a bun and sauce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#42357849)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: Chocolate pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#45019571)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:37 PM
Author: Navy Striped Hyena

For some reason I pictured an abandoned Lobster tank in the back of McDonald's just sitting there waiting for someone to order a lobster, with the lobster inside being like 15 years old and no one talks about it and that seems hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#45019620)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:40 PM
Author: fantasy-prone beady-eyed idiot tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#45019632)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 11:15 AM
Author: Mauve chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#45021074)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:13 AM
Author: Amber set new version

They literally have no bagels in the store

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#42357997)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: Mauve chapel

You mean the bagel breakfast sandwiches? You can get those too. All the ingredients are modular, they can make it for you it just takes time and they don't advertise it because it runs contrary to their usual "fast food" style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#42358711)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:20 AM
Author: electric charcoal field faggotry

i'm just loling picturing xo shitlawyers spending all day in McDonalds waiting for some defunct menu item, while homeless people wander in to use the bathroom and argue with each other, and quasi-homeless employees shuffle past mopping the floor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#42358032)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: fantasy-prone beady-eyed idiot tank

oh you just use the app and they tell you when to pick it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#42358086)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:01 AM
Author: wine laughsome affirmative action

flame, i have the app and there is no way to input or select items from past eras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#45019672)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: Mauve chapel

When the proles see how devastatingly effective your legal arguments are, they'll hire you for their personal injury, divorce, bankruptcy, and immigration issues. So you're getting a McPizza and a McClient.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#42358708)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: cordovan azn theater

Let's not discount the possibility of the shitlawyer being homeless too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#47654925)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: unhinged razzle lodge macaca

Its true I COMMANDED them to make me a fillet o' fish after they said they were out and I saw an employee RUN out the back of the store with a fishing pole.

Half an hour later I got my sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#42358726)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 2:46 PM
Author: Mauve chapel

The franchise owners don't like to lose an employee for an afternoon in this way, but they have no choice. A big reason why interest in franchises is high, but satisfaction of franchisees is low, people do not do their research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#42359064)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 7:39 PM
Author: talented mahogany coldplay fan ladyboy

(guy that recently ate sewage nigger carp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#42360528)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 9:18 PM
Author: Mewling Locale

you need to order the old style fish sandwich that actually had shit on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#42367257)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: fantasy-prone beady-eyed idiot tank

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#45019634)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:42 PM
Author: Hairraiser hateful pisswyrm

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#45019637)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: aromatic rehab fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#49395127)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:04 PM
Author: Mauve chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#45019530)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:50 PM
Author: abnormal headpube

this poast has been a game changer for my book of business

I target Prole clients, so when I take them out to lunch and show them how my mastery of the Law is such that I can get them a McPizza or an Arch Deluxe, they know that there's no Jury that could stand against me.

If there's an Italian on the Jury I make sure to have a McSpaghetti on my desk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#45019651)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:55 PM
Author: Blue flickering school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#45019658)



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Date: February 7th, 2024 1:14 AM
Author: Mauve chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#47374800)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:38 AM
Author: Rose bearded church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#47654929)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:12 AM
Author: Blue flickering school

The wife and I are screaming laughing at this thread. She's gonna run us off the road laughing. Will poast wreck if she does https://imgur.com/a/Lf4HLRI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#45019714)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: Mauve chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#47654912)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: cordovan azn theater

We survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#47654927)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:11 PM
Author: fantasy-prone beady-eyed idiot tank

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/16255248636044134/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#45021434)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:27 AM
Author: judgmental copper step-uncle's house

This menu isn’t valid, it has gold fringe!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#47654918)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:05 AM
Author: adventurous bright university rigpig

was sure "mclobster" was flame lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#47654951)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:29 AM
Author: up-to-no-good regret generalized bond

what about bk's cheesey fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#47654974)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 7:46 PM
Author: Mauve chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#48349963)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 8:05 PM
Author: big native

Update: just claim they refused to serve you because of your political positions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#48350032)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Mauve chapel

Breakfast reminder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2.#49395126)