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MPM 2025: the final 64 based on poasting volume
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:24 AM Author: henna offensive range death wish Let me know if you think I made any mistakes. This is based purely on what I think was poasting volume during 2025. Some beloved posters who didn't poast much during the year are therefore not on the list. The final 64: 🧐 all comma pumo animeboi Ass Sunstein benzo bloodacre boner police boom butt cheeks Candy Ride captttain falcon chandler consuela cowgod CSLG cucumbers DBG pumo disco fries doodikoff Dunedain cowboy emilio epah evan FLW freddie diaper Fucking Fuckface fulano gay grandpa goy superstar gunnerattt Hang Kikelensky NOW HAtp hung stud jafar jcm Johnsmeyer Juan Eighty Judas Jones kenny longwangpoontang Louis Poasteur lsd mainlining MPA Nazca Redlines Nippon Professional Baseball NSAM OYT Paralegal Mohammed Paralegal Six Nine pepito Post nut horror richard clock ricky RSF ruinous phenotype scholarship + alts screenman spaceporn TDNW Trust If Aryan TT UhOh whok zurich
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 AM Author: cocky stead coldplay fan This list of 64 is made up of 8 distinct poasters. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49521759) |
Date: December 17th, 2025 7:42 AM Author: white base looks good. thank you for your service 🫡 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49515972) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:34 AM Author: henna offensive range death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49516017) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:35 AM Author: Hideous theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49516019) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:41 AM Author: Ivory contagious piazza ratface I posts more than half this list if you count blank bumps (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49516030) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: histrionic boltzmann if ur not battling lsd in the final four the whole fucking system is rigged (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49516040) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:59 AM Author: Bearded Razzmatazz Meetinghouse Circlehead yeah wtf add Judas
did boom even post this year? |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:01 AM Author: swashbuckling vengeful feces Mainlining posted tons of schizo AI shit about him being in "the shed" if that counts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49516065) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:35 PM Author: Sick native Not a "shed," my friend, but rather my Well™. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49518122) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:10 PM Author: swashbuckling vengeful feces Whatever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49518239) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:11 PM Author: white base 'Cause this is my United States of Whatever! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49518246) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: Ivory contagious piazza ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49518262) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:05 AM Author: henna offensive range death wish boom was posting around the clock for the first half of the year until he went missing and may have died (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49516075) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: Sick native Boom lives. I anticipate a late December 2025 revival.
I "saw" him -3-4 months ago on XO (late night). Boom was poasting under a new moniker (can't recall the moniker's name, based on the verbiage, it was him).
So, he is alive and well. I anticipate He Shall Rise on Christmas Eve. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: Dashing trailer park ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49516062) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: henna offensive range death wish fixed, see above (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49516073) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Bearded Razzmatazz Meetinghouse Circlehead delete "all comma pumo" whoever that is
add poerkan |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:59 AM Author: Chrome Cruel-hearted Rigor poerkan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49516059) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:05 AM Author: henna offensive range death wish poerkan's big run was last year, he didn't have the volume this year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49516077) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: white base he's one of the highest volume male sexual health supplement distributors in the world faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49516123) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:50 AM Author: henna offensive range death wish I will vote for him in Bonerpill Madness 2025, faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49516203) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 AM Author: white base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49516205) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:02 AM Author: Alcoholic persian I poast more than 70% of those guys if you include cancelled posts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49516068) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:03 AM Author: Bearded Razzmatazz Meetinghouse Circlehead dbg is another big omission (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49516069) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: histrionic boltzmann lmao absolutely not, pumos are fucking scum and (((he's))) the worst of the lot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49516070) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: white base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49516124) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:16 PM Author: Bearded Razzmatazz Meetinghouse Circlehead oh come on, he's the only recognizable pumo and some guy called "all comma pumo" is already on the list. this isnt best posters, its megapoasters and dbg is one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49516597) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: Ivory contagious piazza ratface He starts and participates in a ton of threads. Back when TSINAH(?) had that poaster tracker, DBG was consistently T10 in volume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49516606) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:14 PM Author: navy fragrant hall pumos should not be on the list. pumos are fucking scum and pussies |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: henna offensive range death wish I've added him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49516625) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: Honey-headed macaca I don't think I posted at all yesterday. I really haven't been putting in the effort, though I'm uncertain if it is because this place sucks or I suck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49516071) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: Iridescent den foreskin great lawman8 snub (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49516081) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: Orchid high-end corner Pretty proud I didn't make the poasting volume cut this year ngl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49516085) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: Trip incel doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49516091) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:24 AM Author: white base this is what slime does to a mfer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49516130) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:28 AM Author: Topaz potus principal's office Aren't "Hang Kikelensky NOW" and boner police the same? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49516299) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:32 AM Author: Azure Library Community Account I thought so too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49516308) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:34 AM Author: Chrome Cruel-hearted Rigor Good call POERKAN first man in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49516312) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:42 AM Author: Trip incel doctorate no lol wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49516343) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:17 PM Author: Chrome Cruel-hearted Rigor who the fuck is boner police then? he definitely isn't posting under "boner police" and should be removed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49516605) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: Canary Titillating Spot He’s transcended any specific moniker at this point. He definitely posted a lot in 2025 and will remain entered as boner police. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49516622) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: Chrome Cruel-hearted Rigor there's no "boner police exception trust me bro". you're either recognizable enough to be on the list or you aren't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49516630) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: henna offensive range death wish he was extremely recognizable even as he rotated his monikers all the time (as do you and as are you) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49516635) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:47 PM Author: Canary Titillating Spot You sound dumb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49516696) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: Chrome Cruel-hearted Rigor So you're saying the crazy guy who was spamming nonstop for weeks on end and then mysteriously vanished was, in fact, boner police? Well that's fair then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49516712) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:55 PM Author: white base he was perhaps the most memorable arc of the year. also plenty of monikers on this list and in every mpm are moniker changers that wouldn't be recognized unless you're really liking it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49518021) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: Trip incel doctorate i think he genuinely retired, at least so far. either that or he completely changed shtick in order to disguise himself, and considering that he never did that for many years, it seems pretty unlikely
either way he was one of the most active poasters here for most of the year so he should definitely be in mpm |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:27 PM Author: henna offensive range death wish he was all over the board for most of 2025 until mid-to-late fall when for whatever reason he stopped posting (maybe you believe that his dad made him stop, maybe you don't) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49516631) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:46 PM Author: house-broken silver plaza He's an idea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49518006) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Canary Titillating Spot No. That’s a spaceporn delusion on par with his “harasser” being Michael O. Church and shame on you for spreading it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49516619) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: Iridescent den foreskin this list should be ordered by poasting volume btw, not alphabetically (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49516370) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:32 PM Author: henna offensive range death wish summon: ragnus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49516647) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:44 PM Author: house-broken silver plaza You missed To be Fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49518002) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:32 PM Author: henna offensive range death wish I know but he hardly posted this year. He’s one of the beloved posters I left off because of negligible 2025 volumes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49518111) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:33 PM Author: Misanthropic big area So we have enough for 128 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49518117) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:36 PM Author: henna offensive range death wish I got to about 120, I’m sure I could get a list of around 200-300 if I kept track over the year But nobody wants an MPM of 128 that would go on forever |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: white base has he poasted more than whok? i never notice whok but he asserted in the chandler blow up he's barely poasted this year. tbf was out there poasting today. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49518131) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: navy fragrant hall the faggot posted a lot. just not as much down the stretch. recency bias. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:38 PM Author: Bearded Razzmatazz Meetinghouse Circlehead he posted more than boom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49518355) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:55 PM Author: rose effete pisswyrm He posted a lot. Was a solid posting year for him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49518377) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:47 PM Author: vibrant alpha Fag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49518009) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:57 PM Author: lime resort mood who the fuck are: 🧐 emilio FLW (in 2025) freddie diaper (in 2025) goy superstar (in 2025) pepito (in 2025) screenman |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: white base why are you all like this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49518029) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:12 PM Author: Azure Library Community Account I think every one of these guys is here every day under different monikers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49518053) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:14 PM Author: Trip incel doctorate really miss these guys wish they were still around (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49518065) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:32 PM Author: henna offensive range death wish Just wait 10 minutes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49518112) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM Author: razzle national generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49518181) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: Iridescent den foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49518265) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: greedy fanboi school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49518379) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:35 PM Author: Citrine electric furnace Shut the fuck up upset jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49518121) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM Author: Painfully honest mad-dog skullcap Freddie stopped posting a long time ago wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49518173) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:28 PM Author: Citrine electric furnace He’s here a lot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49518322) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:29 PM Author: henna offensive range death wish I saw him like a half hour ago, certainly many times today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49518328) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: Emerald aphrodisiac cumskin affirmative action Boom is dead, he shouldn't even be on this list (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49518130) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: white base boom lives (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49518145) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:09 PM Author: Drab Hairless Yarmulke Center in RSF's warm furry asshole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49518234) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:10 PM Author: white base he lives in all of our assholes friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49518238) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:12 PM Author: Drab Hairless Yarmulke Center sick, but fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49518249) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:28 AM Author: Topaz potus principal's office Great thread that one! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49518524) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: Painfully honest mad-dog skullcap a rich inner world/luis tp
Boom doesn’t really post anymore
Never heard of Nazca Redlines |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:53 PM Author: rose effete pisswyrm thanks Ricky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49518376) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: rough-skinned nudist legend how do you even recognize 75% of these poasters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49518380) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:52 AM Author: Gay Lettuce Tanning Salon 180000 I LOVE how prestigefaggot posts 24/7 and yet no one recognises her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49518552) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:06 AM Author: Trip incel doctorate she won (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49518831) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: well-lubricated kitty Explain
How do you recognize her? |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: Iridescent den foreskin slime trail, whok poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49518836) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:38 AM Author: well-lubricated kitty Current moniker? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49518893) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM Author: Trip incel doctorate You're looking at it, champ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49520505) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: well-lubricated kitty Sup Pf, what are you up to? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49520687) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:11 AM Author: Chrome Cruel-hearted Rigor Schizophrenia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49518837) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: Gay Lettuce Tanning Salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49520825) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:20 AM Author: house-broken silver plaza She's always dropping Morgellons around. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49518966) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: Gay Lettuce Tanning Salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49520814) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: Gay Lettuce Tanning Salon ESL writing and thought pattern is the dead giveaway. Plus morgellons fibres sprouting out of nowhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49520823) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:55 AM Author: well-lubricated kitty If this were true, why would a low IQ dumb be the only one to recognise her? Rotfl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49521731) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:01 PM Author: navy fragrant hall oldhlsdude should be in this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49520493) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:01 PM Author: spectacular massive mexican bbw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49520667) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:02 PM Author: Bearded Razzmatazz Meetinghouse Circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49520671) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:58 PM Author: Talking stage once dog boner takes over, he will exclude me out of revenge for the holocaust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49520659) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:04 PM Author: spruce beady-eyed field idea he suggested I just want to say while it is your prerogative to cut the field based on volume, please don’t reward the high-volume spammers everyone hates with high seeds.
Seed based on how good we all know the poster is. |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:35 PM Author: Topaz potus principal's office Crr. First order by quality, then by quantity. That way we get a good contest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49520763) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:58 PM Author: henna offensive range death wish That’s the plan and what I announced as the policy: final 64 based mainly on volume so that it reflects who posted in 2025, but then seedings based on my sense of who might win, not on volume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49521177) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:59 PM Author: henna offensive range death wish Final brackets released tomorrow morning and then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49521181) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:16 AM Author: Wonderful sneaky criminal NSAM deserves a high seed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2.#49521756) |