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Hypo: you get 12 rushing attempts in NFL, could you finish with > 0 yards?

Yes or no, and why
the wife guy cinematic universe
  06/15/26
do I get to choose down/distance/playcall or are we assuming...
redpilled tradcath nietzschean eugenicist girldad
  06/15/26
these are your carries and the games they occur in https...
the wife guy cinematic universe
  06/15/26
oh in that case easily yes. if the coach is still trusting m...
redpilled tradcath nietzschean eugenicist girldad
  06/15/26
At your current age and physique?
the wife guy cinematic universe
  06/15/26
I trust the coach's judgment; analytics and such
redpilled tradcath nietzschean eugenicist girldad
  06/15/26
This is 31 year old Reggie Bush's final season he finished w...
the wife guy cinematic universe
  06/15/26
cr but he was long since coasting off of reputation. for me ...
redpilled tradcath nietzschean eugenicist girldad
  06/15/26
do my opponents know? if so no
gaetan dugas
  06/15/26
Know what?
the wife guy cinematic universe
  06/15/26
that i specifically am trying to do this
gaetan dugas
  06/15/26
They know every running back is trying to gain positive yard...
the wife guy cinematic universe
  06/15/26
yeah but do they know im trying to do this as a fat balding ...
gaetan dugas
  06/15/26
No it’s a good question. Like if it’s 3rd and 10...
Kimberly (male)
  06/15/26
(guy who gets it)
gaetan dugas
  06/15/26
otoh, for the other rbs on the team they will have studied f...
Robert Byrd Schitt
  06/15/26
totally depends on my offensive line. it's not like i'm doi...
Kenneth Play
  06/15/26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QJvuW2spJE
Nazca Redlines
  06/15/26
...
Kenneth Play
  06/15/26
Very high chance of success for me assuming: (a) I get a few...
Nazca Redlines
  06/15/26
Oh wait haha no idea why but I didn’t think in the op ...
Kimberly (male)
  06/15/26
Just run tosses or sweeps. If you break one off for 40 yards...
Candy Ride
  06/15/26
Fuck no. Zero chance
Fucking Fuckface
  06/15/26
I think you need to consider that most XO posters would be d...
The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT
  06/15/26
You get it. I'm reading this as no option to just quit earl...
Fucking Fuckface
  06/15/26
lol more like how many rings would i win just rushing in tah...
Non sequitur
  06/15/26


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Date: June 15th, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: the wife guy cinematic universe

Yes or no, and why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2.#49940837)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: redpilled tradcath nietzschean eugenicist girldad

do I get to choose down/distance/playcall or are we assuming I'm put in as backup RB and have to run whatever plays the coach happens to call?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2.#49940864)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 6:36 PM
Author: the wife guy cinematic universe

these are your carries and the games they occur in

https://postimg.cc/DWBcCxK2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2.#49940887)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 6:41 PM
Author: redpilled tradcath nietzschean eugenicist girldad

oh in that case easily yes. if the coach is still trusting me with carries that late into the season, in one-score games, (even if only one a game) then I must have at least a >0 ypc avg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2.#49940905)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 6:53 PM
Author: the wife guy cinematic universe

At your current age and physique?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2.#49940942)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: redpilled tradcath nietzschean eugenicist girldad

I trust the coach's judgment; analytics and such

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2.#49940947)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 6:59 PM
Author: the wife guy cinematic universe

This is 31 year old Reggie Bush's final season he finished wirh -3 yards rushing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2.#49940966)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: redpilled tradcath nietzschean eugenicist girldad

cr but he was long since coasting off of reputation. for me to earn those carries I must have really shown something in practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2.#49940979)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

do my opponents know?

if so no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2.#49940901)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 6:41 PM
Author: the wife guy cinematic universe

Know what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2.#49940904)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 6:41 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

that i specifically am trying to do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2.#49940907)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: the wife guy cinematic universe

They know every running back is trying to gain positive yards I'm pretty sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2.#49940925)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

yeah but do they know im trying to do this as a fat balding 50yo shitlawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2.#49941115)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:44 PM
Author: Kimberly (male)

No it’s a good question. Like if it’s 3rd and 10 and they stop him for two yards in a normal game they’ll consider that a win or wonder wtf the other team is doing. If they’re like shit we can’t let this guy get even one yard the op doesn’t stand a chance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2.#49941131)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:44 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

(guy who gets it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2.#49941134)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Robert Byrd Schitt

otoh, for the other rbs on the team they will have studied film and know what to look for. i’m coming in as an unknown quantity and they have no idea how to best defend against me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2.#49941322)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:42 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

totally depends on my offensive line. it's not like i'm doing any barry sanders moves to juke the guy in the hole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2.#49941121)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QJvuW2spJE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2.#49941151)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:59 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2.#49941187)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

Very high chance of success for me assuming: (a) I get a few plays where I don't rush (so the opposing team doesn't decide to go all out to stop me behind the line whenever I'm in the game) and (b) I don't have to run any sweeps, reverses, etc. (which would have a high chance of getting me caught behind the line).

RBs get forward progress. And RBs are very rarely met behind the line on a run between the tackles. You just gotta hit the hole quickly. Stats below--and a big portion of the figures in that stat are probably zero yard runs, sweeps/reverse, or delayed handoffs.

From Twitter:

% of RB runs to gain 0 or fewer yds

29% - PIT, ARI

28% - LAR

27% - NYJ

26% - LV

25% - HOU

24%

23% - DET

22% - TB

21% - BAL, CLE, SEA

20% - KC

19% - GB, NE

18% - NO

17% - IND, MIN, NYG, CAR, ATL

16% - LAC, DAL, MIA, CHI

15% - DEN

14% - TEN, CIN

13% - JAX

12%

11% - WAS

10% - SF

9% - BUF

8%

7%

6%

5% - PHI



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2.#49941145)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 8:18 PM
Author: Kimberly (male)

Oh wait haha no idea why but I didn’t think in the op if you lose yards it counts against you. Thought the whole op was could you even gain one yard.

This is a definite no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2.#49941229)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 8:06 PM
Author: Candy Ride

Just run tosses or sweeps. If you break one off for 40 yards, then you can just do draws to keep from losing any yards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2.#49941200)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 8:10 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Fuck no. Zero chance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2.#49941211)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT

I think you need to consider that most XO posters would be dead after way less than 12 carries worth of punishment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2.#49941218)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

You get it. I'm reading this as no option to just quit earlier than 12 attempts. In that case, there is zero chance for me

Ok, being a lawyer, there is a chance. Get lucky and get some positive yardage in the first 3 or so plays. After that' just fumble every handoff without ever taking control

But if we play this out like I think the hypo intends, there's 0 chance for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2.#49941222)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: Non sequitur

lol more like how many rings would i win just rushing in taht game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2.#49941253)