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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:22 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:23 PM
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Date: November 17th, 2023 10:01 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:25 PM
Author: Henna hospital

you look over to see if they noticed you beat the level, but they don’t seem to have noticed at all.

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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:28 PM
Author: geriatric vivacious nowag

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Date: September 28th, 2023 7:08 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:45 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 6:45 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 6:46 PM
Author: mauve set

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Date: September 28th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: geriatric vivacious nowag

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Date: September 28th, 2023 7:55 PM
Author: snowy range bbw

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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:03 PM
Author: geriatric vivacious nowag

"Dad, what's that awful smell?"

"Your mom's skeeted-out puss hole. Awful, ain't it?"

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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:36 PM
Author: Outnumbered tanning salon corn cake

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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:37 PM
Author: geriatric vivacious nowag

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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:57 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:07 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:27 PM
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:07 AM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:48 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:33 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: misunderstood mad-dog skullcap boiling water

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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:53 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:56 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:56 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:57 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:59 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:10 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:19 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:20 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:27 PM
Author: unholy mischievous ape cruise ship

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Date: September 29th, 2023 12:23 AM
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Date: September 29th, 2023 5:19 PM
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Date: September 29th, 2023 5:26 PM
Author: sooty church building hissy fit

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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:35 PM
Author: geriatric vivacious nowag



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Date: November 4th, 2023 9:35 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Yellow State



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Date: November 4th, 2023 9:40 PM
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Date: February 4th, 2024 9:04 PM
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Date: August 4th, 2024 8:17 PM
Author: Hilarious stead really tough guy



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Date: August 4th, 2024 8:18 PM
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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:15 PM
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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:16 PM
Author: Insanely creepy chapel quadroon

I missed this gem while i was away

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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: laughsome preventive strike

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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Insanely creepy chapel quadroon

Great poast, friend

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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: laughsome preventive strike

Thank. I'm focusing right now on precis vignettes of extreme, bordering on nauseating sexual and moral depravity between well-known political figures--often at separate ideological ends--but should get back to more traditional poasting after next week I think.

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:09 AM
Author: Hilarious stead really tough guy



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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:24 PM
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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:26 PM
Author: Histrionic soggy garrison



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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: talented idea he suggested base

But your father struggles to focus. His mind wanders. He attempts to access his lower brain stem, imaging the unbroken million year line of Great Apes that led to this moment. He concentrates on his purpose, the act of completion, the finality of achieving involuntary orgasm. "Do the deed, Fred," he says to himself. And yet on this chilly October night he is overwhelmed with sentiment.

He remembers his own father a generation before. A distant G-man in a professorial tweed coat, glasses, and a crew cut huddled around other identical men. "Marty, shut off that goddamn negro music." He lifts the needle off the Nat King Cole record. These men have gathered here for a purpose. They are building the world. A former sailor on a patrol boat off the coast of Nagasaki who had collected radioactive garbage had been too young for D-Day. His brother came home covered in invisible wounds, never the same.

They were city planners from the atomic age. Their boss knew Niels Bohr. It was only a matter of time before he was off the clock and could go home and smoke a jazz cigarette with Martha.

Fuck I don't know where this is going. Is it any good?



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: territorial stage



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: brilliant fear-inspiring den psychic



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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:35 PM
Author: Magenta godawful native legend

“See that little Turok cartridge — Kaze Emanuar could optimize it in two minutes. It took Acclaim three months to get it to compile — a whole studio walking very slowly, dying in front and pushing forward behind. And Nintendo walked very slowly backward a few inches a day, third parties scattering into the wind like a million bloody pixels. No Console maker will ever do that again in this generation.”

“Why, they’ve only just gotten the ninth gen underway,” said Caleb, “And gamepass —”

“That’s different. This N64 business couldn’t be done again, not for a long time. The young Losers think they could do it but they couldn’t. They could fight the first holiday season in '96 again but not this. This took religion and years of plenty of Games and tremendous sureties and the exact relation that existed between the classes and their respective Consoles. The Westerners weren’t any good on this front. You had to have a whole-souled sentimental equipment going back further than you could remember. You had to remember Shogatsu, and postcards of the Emperor and his fiancée, and little cafés in Shirakawa and beer gardens in Sapporo and weddings at the Kamigamo Jinja, and going to the Yūshun, and your grandfather’s hanafuda cards.”

“Yamuachi invented this kind of battle in Kyoto in eighty- five.”

“No, he didn’t — he just invented a system of game licensure. This kind of battle was invented by Ralph Baer and Masayuki Uemura and whoever wrote Kyōkasho, and country Sōryo bowling and daibo in Kanazawa and girls seduced in the back lanes of Osaka and Nara. Why, this was a love battle — there was a century of salaryman love spent here. This was the last love battle.”

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Date: September 29th, 2023 1:58 AM
Author: Vibrant bright mexican

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Date: October 6th, 2023 9:08 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:50 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Cuck Location

Your grandparents going at it missionary while your parents go at it doggie style on Fri night while you play Nintendo

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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:53 PM
Author: geriatric vivacious nowag

Well now that's just crazy talk.

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Date: September 29th, 2023 5:17 PM
Author: misunderstood mad-dog skullcap boiling water



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Date: October 6th, 2023 9:04 PM
Author: geriatric vivacious nowag



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Date: October 13th, 2023 8:38 PM
Author: geriatric vivacious nowag



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Date: November 4th, 2023 9:23 PM
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Date: November 4th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: wonderful orange dilemma



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Date: November 17th, 2023 10:01 PM
Author: geriatric vivacious nowag



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Date: March 9th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: geriatric vivacious nowag



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Date: August 4th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: cordovan stimulating station patrolman

Moms are 180?

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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:21 PM
Author: Sick digit ratio

All is right with the world.

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: arousing knife

you here ur dad yell "blow it bitch!" but ur cartridge it working perfectly fine

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