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one million dollars but you have to eat taco bell in your car every day

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one cr...
Navy Chapel
  12/15/25
Tough part would be always needing to be within driving dist...
exciting business firm therapy
  12/15/25
that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US
twisted really tough guy faggot firefighter
  12/15/25
i think luis is in del taco turf
Brindle quadroon
  12/15/25
We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about w...
exciting business firm therapy
  12/15/25
Why would you ever want to leave visalia
Mind-boggling meetinghouse
  12/15/25
...
insanely creepy trump supporter
  12/15/25
Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in c...
fighting trailer park incel
  12/15/25
yes but you cant pack your car.
Navy Chapel
  12/15/25
what's with the crunchy taco requirement obviously yes
Primrose potus
  12/15/25
makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.
Navy Chapel
  12/15/25
(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)
Primrose potus
  12/15/25
Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.
fighting trailer park incel
  12/15/25
(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco sh...
Navy Chapel
  12/15/25
I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to e...
fighting trailer park incel
  12/15/25
I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the...
silver vibrant indirect expression
  12/15/25
Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks a...
fighting trailer park incel
  12/15/25
cambodia town
Razzmatazz fortuitous meteor
  12/15/25
am i guaranteed that time to be completely uninterrupted?
Crimson Multi-billionaire Stage
  12/15/25
no just the normal fast food car experience
Navy Chapel
  12/15/25
not worth it at all if i could have that 1hr-30min period...
Crimson Multi-billionaire Stage
  12/15/25
1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me o...
bright thriller fat ankles marketing idea
  12/15/25
lol one million dollars is nothing
Aquamarine 180 ceo
  12/15/25
Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of...
Flatulent orchestra pit background story
  12/15/25
Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really el...
fighting trailer park incel
  12/15/25
what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break i...
Aquamarine 180 ceo
  12/15/25
This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take...
Erotic karate alpha
  12/15/25
Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have...
fighting trailer park incel
  12/15/25
Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/...
Erotic karate alpha
  12/15/25
how do they feel about Muslims over there
bright thriller fat ankles marketing idea
  12/15/25
...
fighting trailer park incel
  12/15/25
Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared f...
opaque hell
  12/16/25
For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure
heady goal in life
  12/15/25
Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?
startling theatre
  12/15/25
I do this most nights without one million
Arousing legend
  12/15/25
...
cheese-eating stage friendly grandma
  12/15/25
...
gold theater stage skinny woman
  12/15/25
...
Irradiated Carmine Corner Codepig
  12/16/25
I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in ...
Idiotic Soggy Windowlicker
  12/15/25
Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lift...
Arousing legend
  12/15/25
(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy bui...
Concupiscible roommate
  12/15/25
(Virgin)
Arousing legend
  12/15/25
...
Erotic karate alpha
  12/15/25
yes, so
Concupiscible roommate
  12/16/25
lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, othe...
Self-centered telephone site
  12/15/25
https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu...
Razzmatazz fortuitous meteor
  12/15/25
Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.
Self-centered telephone site
  12/15/25
what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol
Stirring gaped chad menage
  12/15/25
Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than you...
opaque hell
  12/16/25
just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would l...
Razzmatazz fortuitous meteor
  12/16/25
now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)
Stirring gaped chad menage
  12/16/25
wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever...
gold theater stage skinny woman
  12/15/25
you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you ca...
Concupiscible roommate
  12/15/25
They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in sto...
opaque hell
  12/16/25
unironically great legal acumen here
multi-colored senate
  12/16/25
keep in mind if youre married or something you have to expla...
Navy Chapel
  12/15/25
i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make t...
gold theater stage skinny woman
  12/15/25
...
Erotic karate alpha
  12/15/25
lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on C...
Razzmatazz fortuitous meteor
  12/16/25
...
multi-colored senate
  12/16/25
*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*
exciting business firm therapy
  12/16/25
OKay
Glittery flickering shitlib
  12/15/25
where would I get the million dollars?
Ocher Preventive Strike
  12/16/25
Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.
Razzle-dazzle area
  12/17/25
xo is a shell of its former self too many lactose intoler...
Ocher Preventive Strike
  12/17/25
I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times...
vermilion gay wizard center
  12/16/25
This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics t...
Arousing legend
  12/16/25
Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Mich...
puce soul-stirring half-breed national
  12/17/25
yeah you gotta pay for it though
Navy Chapel
  12/17/25
tp
Supple Stead
  12/17/25


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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one crunchy taco. the money is tax free. food is free. you can order whatever else you want for free if you eat it. if you miss a day obviously you die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511829)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: exciting business firm therapy

Tough part would be always needing to be within driving distance of Taco Bell. 🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511832)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: twisted really tough guy faggot firefighter

that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511859)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Brindle quadroon

i think luis is in del taco turf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511883)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: exciting business firm therapy

We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about whether it would make travel too stressful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Mind-boggling meetinghouse

Why would you ever want to leave visalia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511914)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: insanely creepy trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512273)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: fighting trailer park incel

Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in case of bad weather? With the preservatives, I assume it could last ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511860)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

yes but you cant pack your car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511890)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Primrose potus

what's with the crunchy taco requirement

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511844)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511846)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Primrose potus

(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511849)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: fighting trailer park incel

Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511856)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco shell bits)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512378)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: fighting trailer park incel

I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to either get Taco Bell daily or pack enough with me or dying. Sometimes I’m sick, there are driving bans in snowy places, I threw out my back once, flights are delayed and you get stuck abroad for an extra night, etc. Really have to plan life around this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511869)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: silver vibrant indirect expression

I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the middle of a group of 4 Tacos Bell.

https://www.google.com/maps/search/taco+bell/@33.7913592,-118.199696,7662m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MTIwOS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511910)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: fighting trailer park incel

Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512089)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Razzmatazz fortuitous meteor

cambodia town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512126)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Crimson Multi-billionaire Stage

am i guaranteed that time to be completely uninterrupted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511884)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

no just the normal fast food car experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511891)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Crimson Multi-billionaire Stage

not worth it at all

if i could have that 1hr-30min period in peace then its worth its weight in gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49511921)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: bright thriller fat ankles marketing idea

1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me on my travels and eat them there

2. can i eat them in a taxi or someone else's car in these locations, does that qualify as "my" car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512043)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Aquamarine 180 ceo

lol one million dollars is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512062)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Flatulent orchestra pit background story

Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of those potato tacos everyday and make it part of my routine on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512069)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: fighting trailer park incel

Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really elevates them (not ttt Diablo with all the liquid smoke).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512078)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Aquamarine 180 ceo

what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break in or eat stale takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512072)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Erotic karate alpha

This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take the money and build my own taco bell in my yard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512074)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: fighting trailer park incel

Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have 50 (edit: 40) within an hour’s drive assuming no traffic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512080)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Erotic karate alpha

Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9705-Us-Highway-93-N-Olney-MT-59927/116346200_zpid/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512113)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: bright thriller fat ankles marketing idea

how do they feel about Muslims over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512118)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: fighting trailer park incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512185)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: opaque hell

Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared for this hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512913)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: heady goal in life

For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512077)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: startling theatre

Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512115)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Arousing legend

I do this most nights without one million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512124)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: cheese-eating stage friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512364)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: gold theater stage skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512369)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Irradiated Carmine Corner Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49513947)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Idiotic Soggy Windowlicker

I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in my car at least 3-4 days in a work week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512129)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Arousing legend

Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lifts. The typical balding XOer or azn who ate rice pellets growing up might see a difference though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512136)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Concupiscible roommate

(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy build)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512143)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Arousing legend

(Virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512432)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Erotic karate alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512558)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Concupiscible roommate

yes, so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49513886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Self-centered telephone site

lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, otherwise this means staying in the USA forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512130)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Razzmatazz fortuitous meteor

https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu-items-11799547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512140)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: Self-centered telephone site

Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512146)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Stirring gaped chad menage

what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512290)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:36 AM
Author: opaque hell

Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than your own mortality seems backwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512918)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Razzmatazz fortuitous meteor

just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would legally be "Taco Bell"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49513288)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Stirring gaped chad menage

now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49515717)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: gold theater stage skinny woman

wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever.

xo routinely thinks they could pitch 90mph as balding lawyers for $1M but one crunchy taco a day is insurmountable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512375)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: Concupiscible roommate

you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you can only travel as far as you can take your car. sure you could go out of the country, but i hope you have 1 month for a trip to Europe as you're going to be steaming your way across the Atlantic. all of that for the rest of your life in exchange for only $1m dollars. are you stupid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512382)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: opaque hell

They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in stores. OP never said you need to get Taco Bell made at a restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49513544)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:55 PM
Author: multi-colored senate

unironically great legal acumen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49515761)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

keep in mind if youre married or something you have to explain it to your wife and kids. like literally on christmas day you have to step out for taco bell. you can say you magically got a million dollars for a taco bell deal but i dont know how it would go over with the misses. im guessing shed just get mad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512385)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: gold theater stage skinny woman

i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make this much less appealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512424)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: Erotic karate alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512466)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Razzmatazz fortuitous meteor

lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on Christmas day 24 hours no rest to make sure I don't sneak out to eat a single taco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49513291)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: multi-colored senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49513895)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: exciting business firm therapy

*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49513957)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Glittery flickering shitlib

OKay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49512389)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 4:49 AM
Author: Ocher Preventive Strike

where would I get the million dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49513036)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:30 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle area

Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49515800)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: Ocher Preventive Strike

xo is a shell of its former self

too many lactose intolerant folks if you catch my drift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49515846)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: vermilion gay wizard center

I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49513892)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: Arousing legend

This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics this fucks them somehow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2.#49515765)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: puce soul-stirring half-breed national

Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Michelin trained chef?

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Navy Chapel

yeah you gotta pay for it though

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:46 AM
Author: Supple Stead

tp

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