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Soccer-Lovers: EXPLAIN KICKING THE BALL 40FT OVER THE GOAL

Why does this happen in every soccer game Ive ever seen, pla...
arrogant preventive strike
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arrogant preventive strike
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Soccermos, explain.
orange base rigpig
  06/16/14
Why don't NFL QBs just hit their receivers right in the numb...
Razzle Gold Abode
  06/16/14
I was waiting for this. Imagine an NFL where every game ...
arrogant preventive strike
  06/16/14
Ok. How about why do MLB batters pop out?
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baseball is 15X smaller, comes at you @ 100 mph. try again s...
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  07/13/14
bc baseball is the kind of sport where if you pop out or mis...
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And every time the ball sails 50 feet over the goal there ha...
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They have giant doods chasing them and the receivers are mov...
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orange base rigpig
  06/16/14
Rofl. It is not easy to put a shot on goal with dudes defend...
Razzle Gold Abode
  06/16/14
They still fuck up free kicks most of the time.
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  06/16/14
free kick has to go up to make it over the wall first. its j...
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  06/16/14
any player famous for just blasting through the wall
arrogant preventive strike
  06/16/14
lmao check out juninho pernambucano videos to see a good fr...
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  06/16/14
pretty curvy stuff. Predict Lebron's success at being a ...
arrogant preventive strike
  06/17/14
Dude, they're throwing to a moving target while huge bulky d...
Glittery garrison
  06/16/14
they're kinda tall and lanky, but yeah.
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It can be very difficult to keep the ball from sailing when ...
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  06/16/14
This is a very good explanation. But it leads to the questio...
arrogant preventive strike
  06/16/14
lol. just do premise a sport around not using the most de...
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  06/16/14
I mostly watch these days waiting for that eureka evolutiona...
arrogant preventive strike
  06/16/14
180. that's how rugby was invented. it took american brains ...
Fragrant abusive nursing home
  06/16/14
This was the best anti-soccer argument I've seen. I remembe...
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Contagious overrated crotch
  07/13/14
Too strong for their own good
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  06/16/14
*Rolls a soccer ball slowly in your direction*
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  06/16/14
or how about breaking away and being in perfect position to ...
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  06/16/14
this is actually a thing, players won't use their teammates ...
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  06/16/14
It does seem like a lot of players would rather try to break...
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  06/17/14
brother 99.99% of those times the perfectly positioned tea...
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  07/13/14
It's a form of hustling. Do this once and the other team won...
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ball bobbles a bit even on good surfaces, get under it by a ...
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  06/16/14
that's why these guys are the best at the game in their coun...
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  06/17/14
they're trying to get some serious spin on it to come back d...
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Makes me love hockey even more.
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its a NUANCED and NOT COMPLETELY RANDOM sport
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not played by players w/ multi million dollar contracts
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Contagious overrated crotch
  07/13/14
All sports are fixed.
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  07/13/14
maybe, but soccer isn't a sport.
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Imagine NBA players routinely chucking shots into the stands...
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Like Baseketball psych out misses.
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*pitcher rockets 8 fastballs into the stands over the course...
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*Is Rick Ankiel*
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they would immediately be cut from the team. yet, in soccer ...
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it's like how in baseball you fail 70% of the time and you'r...
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in soccer a 5% success rate makes you a god
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we can still make it.
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Sorry, is the soccer ball you're kicking coming at you at 95...
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: arrogant preventive strike

Why does this happen in every soccer game Ive ever seen, played by the world's best athletes.

Hey, we only get 10 shots on goal the entire 90 minutes, let me just sail this one fifteen yards over the cross bar whoops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25763661)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:44 PM
Author: arrogant preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25763711)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:45 PM
Author: orange base rigpig

Soccermos, explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25763719)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:46 PM
Author: Razzle Gold Abode

Why don't NFL QBs just hit their receivers right in the numbers every time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25763728)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: arrogant preventive strike

I was waiting for this.

Imagine an NFL where every game you watched included multiple throws 15 yards over the receivers hands and out of the back of the endzone. Whoops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25763737)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: beady-eyed state antidepressant drug

Ok. How about why do MLB batters pop out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25763757)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: aphrodisiac impressive sweet tailpipe dingle berry

(Actual retard)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25923934)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone toaster

baseball is 15X smaller, comes at you @ 100 mph. try again shitlib

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25924487)



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Date: January 17th, 2024 8:41 AM
Author: soul-stirring degenerate dysfunction

bc baseball is the kind of sport where if you pop out or miss completely only 2/3 of the time you'll be one of the best players in the game and likely make the HOF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#47297704)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: orange base rigpig

And every time the ball sails 50 feet over the goal there has to be this Academy Award winning performance where the shooter clutches his head with both hands in disbelief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25763762)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: High-end kitty cat personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25925177)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:20 PM
Author: Plum shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25925253)



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Date: June 30th, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: mewling laser beams psychic



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: Ivory swashbuckling gaming laptop indian lodge

They have giant doods chasing them and the receivers are moving. Soccer players miss a giant, stationary goal after taking two minutes setting up the shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25763747)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: Plum shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25763756)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: orange base rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25763768)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Razzle Gold Abode

Rofl. It is not easy to put a shot on goal with dudes defending against you in world class soccer. There is not offensive line to give you room and time to set up the kick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25763790)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:04 PM
Author: Ivory swashbuckling gaming laptop indian lodge

They still fuck up free kicks most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25763842)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: motley church building pocket flask

free kick has to go up to make it over the wall first. its just hard to put the right spin on it to make it come back down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25763883)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:11 PM
Author: arrogant preventive strike

any player famous for just blasting through the wall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25763898)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: motley church building pocket flask

lmao

check out juninho pernambucano videos to see a good free kick taker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25763914)



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Date: June 17th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: arrogant preventive strike

pretty curvy stuff.

Predict Lebron's success at being a goalie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25765560)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: Glittery garrison

Dude, they're throwing to a moving target while huge bulky dudes are trying to take their head off. They aren't kicking into a giant stationary rectangle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25763751)



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Date: January 17th, 2024 8:56 AM
Author: Mischievous spectacular goal in life parlour

they're kinda tall and lanky, but yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#47297734)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: mentally impaired sex offender giraffe

It can be very difficult to keep the ball from sailing when it's hit hard. Hitting the ball at the wrong spot or off the wrong part of your cleat will send it sailing. When you're hitting the ball as hard the pros, there is very little room for error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25763748)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: arrogant preventive strike

This is a very good explanation. But it leads to the question why havent soccer players evolved to the point where they learn to pick the ball up with their hands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25763765)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: Fragrant abusive nursing home

lol.

just do premise a sport around not using the most dexterous and evolutionarily unique parts of the human body.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25763802)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: arrogant preventive strike

I mostly watch these days waiting for that eureka evolutionary moment, like a chimp figuring out how to use a stick to get ants out of a tree hollow, when the first one of these eurofuckers tentatively picks the ball up with his hands and experimentally tosses it to an astonished teammate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25763827)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:04 PM
Author: Fragrant abusive nursing home

180. that's how rugby was invented. it took american brains to realize you can throw the ball *forward*, thus creating football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25763837)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: excitant disrespectful school trump supporter

This was the best anti-soccer argument I've seen. I remember Max Kellerman making it around the time of a previous world cup. He said you know what would be awesome, if they took soccer, shrank the goal down, move it closer together, get rid of a bunch of the players on the field and put the goal high in the air where you could watch incredible athletes make the ball go in using the evolutionary advantage of the opposable thumb. AKA- I'll watch basketball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25924498)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:40 PM
Author: Contagious overrated crotch



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Crystalline shivering bawdyhouse

Too strong for their own good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25763775)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Fishy Trip Piazza Pervert

*Rolls a soccer ball slowly in your direction*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25763813)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Big Hospital Jew

or how about breaking away and being in perfect position to make an unimpeded shot on goal or pass to your perfectly positioned teammate, but waiting the extra second until defenders converge on you. They do this a lot too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25763815)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: motley church building pocket flask

this is actually a thing, players won't use their teammates for tap ins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25763864)



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Date: June 17th, 2014 10:59 AM
Author: comical misanthropic police squad

It does seem like a lot of players would rather try to break down two defenders for the spectacular goal which validates their ability rather than try for a more open shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25765660)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:35 PM
Author: Irradiated Effete Mad-dog Skullcap

brother 99.99% of those times the perfectly positioned teammate is actually off sides

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25924534)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Adulterous maize bbw whorehouse

It's a form of hustling. Do this once and the other team won't know what's coming next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25763817)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: cowardly locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25925127)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: motley church building pocket flask

ball bobbles a bit even on good surfaces, get under it by a bit too much and you'll sky it. also, ball is often top spinning when a player takes it first-time, causing it to rise. also, body positioning is often less than ideal when coming on to a free ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25763855)



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Date: June 17th, 2014 7:06 PM
Author: Yellow sadistic university

that's why these guys are the best at the game in their countries. They do nothing but kick soccer balls and run all day, for years and years. They should have this shit figured out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25768124)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Emerald french stage

they're trying to get some serious spin on it to come back down but their kick was off, so it never curves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25763877)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: Sapphire becky



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Date: June 17th, 2014 10:35 AM
Author: boyish faggot firefighter theater

Makes me love hockey even more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25765573)



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Date: June 17th, 2014 6:52 PM
Author: motley church building pocket flask



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: Demanding marvelous sandwich



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: passionate frum property

its a NUANCED and NOT COMPLETELY RANDOM sport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25923931)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:39 PM
Author: histrionic place of business

not played by players w/ multi million dollar contracts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25923944)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:39 PM
Author: Contagious overrated crotch



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:43 PM
Author: odious factory reset button

All sports are fixed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25923967)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:46 PM
Author: histrionic place of business

maybe, but soccer isn't a sport.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25923989)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: Demanding marvelous sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25924421)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: Plum shrine

Imagine NBA players routinely chucking shots into the stands from 15 feet out



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25924448)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:33 PM
Author: excitant disrespectful school trump supporter

Like Baseketball psych out misses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25924515)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: passionate frum property



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:03 PM
Author: Demanding marvelous sandwich



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Contagious overrated crotch

*pitcher rockets 8 fastballs into the stands over the course of a game*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25925123)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Plum shrine

*Is Rick Ankiel*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25925238)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: Contagious overrated crotch



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Adulterous maize bbw whorehouse

they would immediately be cut from the team. yet, in soccer they are rewarded with trophies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25925126)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: cowardly locale

it's like how in baseball you fail 70% of the time and you're a hall of famer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25925136)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Demanding marvelous sandwich

in soccer a 5% success rate makes you a god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25925146)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:08 PM
Author: cowardly locale

we can still make it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25925163)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: Plum shrine

Sorry, is the soccer ball you're kicking coming at you at 95 miles per hour while moving around?

Oh, no it isn't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25925249)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:29 PM
Author: Adulterous maize bbw whorehouse

how about i grab you by the ears and move your head around, tough guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2.#25925346)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 6:25 PM
Author: Demanding marvelous sandwich



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:33 PM
Author: comical misanthropic police squad

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Author: mewling laser beams psychic



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Date: January 17th, 2024 8:38 AM
Author: arrogant preventive strike



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