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Boomer w/ dementia calls Tim Cook "Tim Apple"

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-calls-apple-ceo-tim-c...
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they actually all take "Apple" as their surname wh...
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he’s such a dunce
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This is actuality extremely 180
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not knowing stuff is awesome haha
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lmao why would you decide to be this gay
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apoplectic iridescent theater circlehead
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decide? *born this way blares as obeezy drags his dripping p...
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Lascivious Stubborn Shitlib
  03/11/19
"You are gay. Why are you gay?"
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Like the Ramones
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  03/07/19
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thriller half-breed step-uncle's house
  03/07/19
Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse
apoplectic iridescent theater circlehead
  03/07/19
“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too?...
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  03/07/19
Would be 180 if he started calling all these tech people by ...
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LJL.
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great cyber, this guy. he’s got the stuff, folks!
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Donald Trump
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That's actually really alpha
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lol 180
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He probably can't conceive of someone NOT putting their own ...
Stirring multi-billionaire church building
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Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed
Flirting Zombie-like House
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Tim D'Apple
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Glassy Windowlicker
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This is actually a neg. He knows it's Tim Cook but thinks th...
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*leans into mic* https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoa...
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  03/11/19
ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned
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"Trump said a thing" the archetypical Obeezy thre...
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180
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So what? I'm perfectly mentally well and I do this too. Like...
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  03/07/19
Gee look what just happened on Tim's Twitter. https://www...
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the mlk quote is so faggot
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https://mobile.twitter.com/tim_cook
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cr but i think most people probably dont actually know this....
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Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end
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Having a good day so far?
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The boomer has now explained that he was saying “Tim/A...
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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:29 AM
Author: cowardly cyan ticket booth

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-calls-apple-ceo-tim-cook-tim-apple-during-white-house-meeting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37891744)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:31 AM
Author: Big-titted Theatre Legend

they actually all take "Apple" as their surname when they start working there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37891749)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: cowardly cyan ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37891750)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:00 AM
Author: elite telephone dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37891789)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: Heady Ladyboy

(alternative handmaids tale where apple takes over the government and subjects all googlers to an oppressive regime)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37892428)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: Walnut coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37892504)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: saffron frozen turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37892509)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: apoplectic iridescent theater circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37892510)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: racy rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37896148)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#50094520)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: filthy drunken headpube resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37891752)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: Overrated wine mad cow disease spot

he’s such a dunce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37891767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: stimulating weed whacker field

This is actuality extremely 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37891769)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:59 AM
Author: Beady-eyed chad tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37891787)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: Walnut coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37892507)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: cracking university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37892514)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: Nubile gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37892540)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:15 PM
Author: Idiotic translucent idiot stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37892743)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:20 PM
Author: Overrated wine mad cow disease spot

not knowing stuff is awesome haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37892777)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Beady-eyed chad tanning salon

lmao why would you decide to be this gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37896157)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 PM
Author: stimulating weed whacker field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37896175)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: Tan Idea He Suggested Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37896210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: apoplectic iridescent theater circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37897480)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:06 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Learning Disabled Nowag

decide? *born this way blares as obeezy drags his dripping pink sock across the board like an itchy dog*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37897668)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: Lascivious Stubborn Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37912654)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: Walnut coffee pot

"You are gay. Why are you gay?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37913210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: Shimmering Marvelous Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37897655)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: Lascivious Stubborn Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37912656)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:58 AM
Author: chest-beating orange parlor jew

Like the Ramones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37891786)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:02 AM
Author: thriller half-breed step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37891791)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: apoplectic iridescent theater circlehead

Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37892513)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 AM
Author: balding razzle knife sneaky criminal

“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too? Thank.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37892515)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: obsidian contagious state

Would be 180 if he started calling all these tech people by their company name:

Tim Apple

Mark Facebook

Jack Twitter

Tom MySpace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37892521)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: soul-stirring narrow-minded useless brakes

LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37892541)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:47 AM
Author: Twinkling floppy institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37892591)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:50 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Learning Disabled Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37892603)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:31 PM
Author: chest-beating orange parlor jew

rachmiel autoadmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37892844)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: Glassy Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37895690)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: Charismatic office

Jared Zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37897707)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:16 AM
Author: Pale round eye

great cyber, this guy. he’s got the stuff, folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37897709)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:18 AM
Author: autistic property skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37897716)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:41 PM
Author: Beady-eyed chad tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37892891)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:16 PM
Author: fighting vivacious site

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-marillyn-lockheed-martin-ceo-hewson-2018-3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37895719)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 PM
Author: multi-colored coldplay fan blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37896172)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:14 AM
Author: Charismatic office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37897702)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: Charismatic office

Donald Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37897704)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:51 AM
Author: Jet odious pocket flask

That's actually really alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37892609)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: Cobalt Trailer Park Antidepressant Drug

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37892620)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:18 PM
Author: Stirring multi-billionaire church building

He probably can't conceive of someone NOT putting their own name in huge letters all over their products. GROW IT BIG SHOW IT BIG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37892767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: Flirting Zombie-like House

Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37892802)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:30 PM
Author: exhilarant bipolar digit ratio

Tim D'Apple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37892837)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: Glassy Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37895693)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:38 PM
Author: insane sexy stain meetinghouse

This is actually a neg. He knows it's Tim Cook but thinks that if you're CEO your last name should be it's title.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37892869)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Arousing mustard cruise ship

The Trump in Donald Trump is because he ran the Trump Organization.

We can call him Donald America now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37896150)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Learning Disabled Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37896156)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: Tan Idea He Suggested Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37896207)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:19 AM
Author: apoplectic iridescent theater circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37897481)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:50 PM
Author: indecent know-it-all den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37913272)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: cowardly cyan ticket booth

*leans into mic*

https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoans-media-coverage-of-tim-apple-says-he-said-it-to-save-time-and-words

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37912563)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:27 PM
Author: Twinkling floppy institution

ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37893083)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: Umber hissy fit

"Trump said a thing"

the archetypical Obeezy thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37893113)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:10 PM
Author: Mint violent abode mexican

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37895696)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:13 PM
Author: galvanic center new version

So what? I'm perfectly mentally well and I do this too. Like my hairdresser is named Ashley, and I call her Haircut Ashley. Everyone does this in private.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37895711)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: glittery yapping haunted graveyard goyim

Gee look what just happened on Tim's Twitter.

https://www.macrumors.com/2019/03/07/tim-cook-twitter-name-tim-apple/

'Beez, just give up already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37896125)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Glassy Windowlicker

the mlk quote is so faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37896136)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 PM
Author: Awkward Psychic

Pandering to blacks with probably the most unremarkable and mundane thing MLK ever said is hilariously racist in a weird way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37896185)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: Tan Idea He Suggested Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37896203)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Stirring multi-billionaire church building

https://mobile.twitter.com/tim_cook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37897478)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: chest-beating orange parlor jew

Where do these idiots think surnames came from in the first place? Cooper, Smith, Yaeger. This is perfectly sensible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37897652)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:10 AM
Author: vibrant indigo faggot firefighter

cr but i think most people probably dont actually know this. if they did there wouldnt be a bunch of kids with first names that mean things like "barrel maker" or "transporter of goods"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37897684)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:39 PM
Author: Coiffed church

Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37912859)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:22 PM
Author: cowardly cyan ticket booth

Having a good day so far?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37913113)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:55 PM
Author: balding razzle knife sneaky criminal

The boomer has now explained that he was saying “Tim/Apple” but chose not to vocalize the slash because his time is too valuable to waste on such trivial matters.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37913644)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: plum legal warrant address

Today, Trump the Clown showed yet again why he is such a clown.

What should have have done? Exactly what people ITT did. Laugh it off, who fucking cares.

But instead, Trump the Clown got MAF, because he STILL hasn't learned the lesson NOT to give a fuck what the (((media))) prints about him. And he clearly never will. To the contrary, craving favorable press from the (((media))) is one of the few things he actually cares about, and goes a long way towards explaining why he's such an utter failure:

Donald J. Trump

‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story!

7:12 AM - 11 Mar 2019

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1105109329290686464

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2.#37915994)