When I got to the door a Latino man opened it and said "oh good he's finally here, where is your outfit?, you know what never mind." Then directed me out back to the pool. Once there they played that circus song you always hear and the kids started hitting me with plastic bats and throwing things at me.

I tried to explain I was dropping off My son but the circus music drowned it out. I had done a pretty huge wake & bake that morning so my reaction times were slowed severely, I didn't have my usual agility & I got hit by plastic baseball bats, bottles, and rocks and stuff. Apparently it's a latino thing to do this, they call it "ponche el payaso", whatever that means. The dad handed me $40 afterward and sent me on my way. I have a detached retina and some deep bruising and I think I am going to sue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792841&forum_id=2.#49396712)